The last time we saw the Extreme Equalizer, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, he was taking care of a little business…
From 2/26 BCEW Extreme Political TV:
Cincinnati talk show radio personality Bill Cunningham is in the process of introducing John McCain. Cunningham gets off topic and goes off on Barack Obama. Cunningham: “Obama is a hack, Chicago-style Daley politician who’s picturing himself as change. When he gets done with you, all you’re going to have in your pocket is change.” Cunningham continued to mock Obama, calling him “Barack Hussein Obama,” the “fraud from Chicago” and finishing with “if Obama were to be elected president he would meet with the leaders of enemy nations, world leaders who want to kill us,” they’ll all be “singing Kumbaya together around the table with Barack Obama.”
From BCEW’s House Show in Paulding, Ohio Saturday night- courtesy of Exploding Sheep Productions:
Ed Schultz is in the ring ranting and raving about John McCain. Schultz: “He’s a warmonger! He supports the war! He’s a warmonger! He is…he-”
*Def Leppard’s ‘Rock, Rock Til You Drop blares*
Schultz drops the microphone.
The crowd stands up and roars as Whiskey Tango Foxtrot runs down, lifts up Schultz, and chokeslams him.
Crowd: “BCEW! BCEW!”
BCEW WORLD CHAMPION: Starz N. Stripes (American Patriots)
CONTENDERS:
#1- O’Beck Bahama (Progressive Alliance)
#2- Triple R (Progressive Alliance)
BCEW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Opal Winfree (Progressive Alliance)
CONTENDERS:
#1- Kathryn Randall Collins (Progressive Alliance)
#2- ‘Defense Expert’ Hallie Burton (American Patriots)
BCEW TELEVISION CHAMPION: ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (Independent)
CONTENDERS:
#1- Big Oil (American Patriots)
#2- Halitosis (Independent)
BCEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb (American Patriots)
#1- The Green World Order- GreenPete and Extreme Vegan Brock Cole Lee (Independent)
#2- Schmitt Brothers- Jack Schmitt and Bull Schmitt (Independent)
Next week: BCEW Extreme Political TV
The new, unholy alliance known as the Chaotic Alliance of Convenience (CAC)- Big Oil of the American Patriots- backed by Rush Limbaugh, and Triple R (Road Rage Randy), managed by Hillary Clinton is immediately put to the test. An extreme catfight between two of the most extreme political wrestlers in BCEW- ‘The Queen of Political Extreme’ Ann Coulter vs. Air America’s Audio Assassin Randi Rhodes.
April 22nd- BCEW’s Keystone State Khaos from Pittsburgh, PA
The big Progressive Alliance showdown. Can Barack Obama finally put to rest who will be the nominee of the Progressive Alliance? O’Beck Bahama with Obama in his corner against Triple R backed by the CAC.
Coming in June- the final BCEW Pay Per View of the season- “BCEW Loose Cannons Unleashed 4!”
BCEW Champion Starz N. Stripes, managed by ‘Straight Shootin’” John McCain (American Patriots) meets either O’Beck Bahama or Triple R (Progressive Alliance).
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J.D. Elder’s new novel Loose Cannons and Other Weapons of Mass Political Destruction features BCEW and several characters in the story. Check out this funny and occasionally biting political satire at:
Lulu.com http://www.lulu.com/content/1859341
Amazon.com http://www.amazon.com/Loose-Cannons-Weapons-Political-Destruction/dp/143570942X
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Borders http://www.bordersstores.com/search/title_detail.jsp?id=57966004&srchTerms=Loose+Cannons+and+Other+Weapons&mediaType=1&srchType=Keyword
Books A Million http://www.booksamillion.com/ncom/books?id=4076212647871&isbn=143570942X
Press release http://politicalwrestling.wordpress.com/2008/03/02/press-release-loose-cannons-and-other-weapons-of-mass-political-destruction/
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