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    • Press Release Announcing the Opening of Missouri Valley Wrestling Association July 10, 2009
      The Missouri Valley Wrestling Association will formally open its doors Sunday July 19th with a show in Wichita, Kansas. MVWA is the brainchild of Jason Carmondy, a 31 year old entrepreneur and bankrolled by his mother, former women’s pro wrestling legend, Dame Judith Carmondy.  “Our aim is to provide a viable vehicle for top women wrestlers to compete,” Carm […]
    • Wednesday Wrestling Rag Underground Top 50 July 9, 2009
      Wednesday Wrestling Rag's Top 50- June 29th to July 5thRating wrestlers from 31 federations comprising of APEX, The Experts, ACW, CWO, FWO, GCW, LoC, nbW, NFW, Genesis Pro, DWF, HOW, Hostility, ICWF, Simcoe County, PCW, WCF, LARIAT, and XWW.*Vox Nihili (FWO) head and shoulders above in tag team ranks.Kirsta Lewis still the Queen of E-Wrestling but Miche […]
    • EWZine Presents the Leaderboard July 8, 2009
      A work in progress. The top one (or top three) at months end will be rewarded, as mentioned in the last news update. Exact reward is undisclosed at this time. The requirements is simple. Review. Discuss. Critique Max points awarded per review may exceed 5pts. 5pts - Segment/Match by Segment/Match recap. 4pts - Overview the show in your view, and provide […]
    • no brand Wrestling Steams Full Effect 55 July 7, 2009
      July 7th, 2009  No brand Wrestling starts a new path, one in which television and network deals are no longer a need or concern. Along with it the scourge of nbW, Xander Napoli, has been ousted from the business and a wealthy, suave, smart promoter by the name of Thaddeus Boyle has taken over the reigns. Tonight many new faces will be introduced to the pu […]
    • FOUR WEEKS UNTIL THE BRAWL!!! July 7, 2009
      With four weeks until the inaugural SCCW’s Bunkhouse Brawl, the roster is getting nervous. Historically the winner of the BRAWL went on to receive a shot at the SCCW heavyweight title belt at the next arena event however this time, this match is for all the marbles. The winner does not receive the shot at the belt; the winner receives the belt itself. The ma […]
    • 7/4-PCW House Show: Fourth of July Spectacular/Miss USA Makes ‘Unofficial Debut’ July 5, 2009
      PCW Fourth of July SpectacularLocation: Bowling Green Community  Center- Bowling Green, OHDate: July 4thSite: Political Championship Wrestling1,500 people jammed into the Bowling Green Community Center gymnasium for a 9 match PCW card before taking in the fireworks later in the night.Match #1 Halitosis (Independent) vs. ‘The King of Old School Gimmicks’ Baro […]
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    • Press Release Announcing the Opening of Missouri Valley Wrestling Association July 10, 2009
      The Missouri Valley Wrestling Association will formally open its doors Sunday July 19th with a show in Wichita, Kansas.  MVWA is the brainchild of Jason Carmondy, a 31 year old entrepreneur and bankrolled by his mother, former women’s pro wrestling legend, Dame Judith Carmondy.  “Our aim is to provide a viable vehicle for top women wrestlers to compete,” [ […]
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    • Caldweller’s ACW Courage 7/2/09 Report July 9, 2009
      All-Star Championship Wrestling Courage 7/2/09 Report July 2, 2009 Montreal, Quebec, Canada? - Show opens with footage from after last week’s show, as Brian Spaes and Trevor Wilson try to recruit a mysterious new member to the Minutemen. Spaes does his usual spiel about how this isn’t what ACW was supposed to be and lists off everything that […]
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    • Wrestling Inferno Result 07.04.09 July 9, 2009
      (Editors Note: Sorry for the delay on these results, been a hectic week. -A) *The card started early in the afternoon so as to not conflict with the fireworks festival planned for that afternoon. Cito Conarri welcomed the fans to the event before taking the commentary booth alongside Jeff Andrews. The event was seen by about [...]
      Angus Skaaland
    • The Flipside: A Legacy of Violence (42) July 9, 2009
      Last week on Violence we saw the Shawn Hartoberfest themed show which was either hit or miss… I think we know which it was.   As you may know, I’m a Road Agent for the company so I’m sure that some of the guys up top mightn’t always be pleased with what I say but I’m [...]
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    • BRAND Homebrand TV #4 Retro Repost July 9, 2009
      hahaha – last week I was calling Marshall, Texas, Mesquite and for all the Marshans down there, I’m terribly sorry. This road trip around this beautiful state has left me a tad confused and having only been able to write my blog once I arrived in Mesquite, as that was where I met my [...]
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4/28- BCEW Review

Last week at BCEW Keystone State Khaos- Moment of Truth, the Hillary Clinton-Barack Obama Progressive Alliance feud reached a new level in blood and brutality as Hillary-backed Triple R defeated ‘The New Rookie Sensation’ O’Beck Bahama. In the match, Triple R, allied with Big Oil of the American Patriots in Rush Limbaugh’s unholy Chaotic Alliance of Convenience (CAC), overwhelmed the newcomer to stake his claim to a title shot against BCEW champion Starz N. Stripes.

BCEW Champion Starz N. Stripes (American Patriots) exacted a little revenge of his own when he face-planted rival Big Oil (American Patriots), who had laid him out on 4/14’s BCEW Extreme Political TV, through a table.

BCEW Women’s Champion Opal Winfree (Progressive Alliance) delivered a devastating top rope DDT to Kathryn Randall Collins (Progressive Alliance) and retained her title.

BCEW also celebrated Earth Day in our own unique way…

THE GREEN WORLD ORDER CELEBRATES EARTH DAY

Peta from PETA comes out and kicks Suave and the life-size cardboard cut-out of Danica out of the ring. She brings out her brother Peter (no relation to GreenPete) from PETA and the rest of the Green World Order (GreenPete, Extreme Vegan Brock Cole Lee, and PeaceNick) to celebrate Earth Day. After Peta rips into the crowd for their wasteful, irresponsible ways, BCEW employee Skank Mitchell walks to the ring. Skank wants to celebrate ‘Moon’ Day. Peta: “Moon Day? What the hell is Moon Day?” Skank tells her he’ll show her. Then he climbs into the ring, turns his back to the GWO, and then pulls down his pants. Crowd: “BCEW!…BCEW!” Suave: “Well? You could say that the accumulation of cellulite and pimples on his ass is an accurate reflection of the surface of the moon.”

This week on BCEW Extreme Political TV, where will the Barack-Hillary go next? BCEW Television Champion ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido defends his title in a three-way dance against ‘Insanely Smelling Luchador’ Halitosis (Independent) and Big Oil (American Patriots).

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BCEW TITLEHOLDERS:

BCEW WORLD CHAMPION: Starz N. Stripes (American Patriots)
CONTENDERS:
#1- O’Beck Bahama (Progressive Alliance)
#2- Triple R (Progressive Alliance)

BCEW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Opal Winfree (Progressive Alliance)
CONTENDERS:
#1- Kathryn Randall Collins (Progressive Alliance)
#2- ‘BCEW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin (Independent)

BCEW TELEVISION CHAMPION: ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (Independent)
CONTENDERS:
#1- Big Oil (American Patriots)
#2- Halitosis (Independent)

BCEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb (American Patriots)
CONTENDERS:
#1- The Green World Order- GreenPete and Extreme Vegan Brock Cole Lee (Independent)
#2- Schett Brothers- Jack Schett and Bull Schett (Progressive Alliance)

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