11/2-Political Championship Wrestling Newsline: 2 Days to PCW Extreme Election Night 2008

11/2- PCW Newsline:

-We are now two days from PCW Extreme Election Night 2008 and time to preview four of the eight matches.

PCW Extreme Election Night 2008 November 4th:

Mixed Tag Team Three-Way Dance: Bill O’Reilly and ? from Fox News vs. MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann and ? vs. CNN’s Lou Dobbs and ?
Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly and MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann are no stranger to extreme political wrestling. O’Reilly and Olbermann’s battles have been legendary over the past couple years. However, the addition of CNN’s Lou Dobbs to the mix adds a whole new component. Dobbs is an independent and fiercely against the partisanship exhibited by O’Reilly and Olbermann. He first interjected himself into the mix on the September 16th edition of PCW Extreme Political TV:

Replay- Sept. 16th PCW Extreme Political TV:
Suave: Olbermann and sidekick Hardball Chris Matthews have O’Reilly in big trouble. Olbermann has climbed the top corner turnbuckle while Matthews holds O’Reilly down on the canvas. The crowd suddenly stands. A portly man jogs into the ring. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! IT’S CNN’S LOU DOBBS! AND HE’S GOT A STEEL-FOLDING CHAIR!” Dobbs to the corner. *WHAP* Suave: “YES! Olbermann’s down!” Olbermann falls backwards off the top rope and lands back first on the canvas. Dobbs takes the mic and tells Olbermann ‘that one’s for my children whom you attacked because of my political views.’ Dobbs tells him he’s ‘hanging by a highly medicated thread’ much to the crowd’s delight. Dobbs: “You know, I might be the worst person in the world. But you, my friend, are the BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG A-HOLE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!”

Crowd: “PCW…PCW!” Dobbs throws down the chair and leaves.

Then at the October 21st PCW Extreme Political TV, Olbermann came out to berate PCW CEO George W.

Replay Oct 21st PCW Extreme Political TV
Olbermann: “George W. You are the WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD!” George W.: “What the hell did I do?” Olbermann: “Two weeks in a row, that maniac Whiskey Tango Foxtrot has viciously chokeslammed me and you’ve done nothing to stop it.” Man’s voice: “Oh, poor baby!” Suave: “IT’S FOX NEWS’ BILL O’REILLY!” O’Reilly: “Olbermann, you are such a typical liberal whiner. You can dish it out but you sure can’t take it.” Olbermann begins to respond but he’s interrupted by another visitor. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! NOW CNN’S LOU DOBBS IS OUT HERE!” Dobbs: “Let’s be clear here. You’re both completely full of s***. Jobs are going overseas. The economy is tanking. The housing market is a shambles. People are losing their jobs, their houses, and the best you two both can do is hurl fourth grade insults at each other?” George W. steps in. George W: “Since I’m still in charge here, I’ll settle this issue once and for all. You three will meet in two weeks at PCW Extreme Election Night 2008 in a mixed tag three-way dance.” W adds that he will make sure the Extreme Equalizer Whiskey Tango Foxtrot leaves Olbermann alone…at least until Extreme Election Night.

Who will Olbermann, O’Reilly, and Dobbs choose for their tag team partners? Olbermann and O’Reilly have had several vicious hardcore battles before. Will Dobbs be up to the task?

Minnesota Street Brawl: Al Franken (Progressive Alliance) vs. Norm Coleman (American Patriots)
Franken defeated Coleman on the October 7th edition of PCW Extreme Political TV and established himself as a definite threat. This will be Franken’s third appearance in PCW. Franken was on the first ever PCW pay per view show in March of 2005 as the tag team partner of Michael Moore. Franken and Moore went to a no decision with Bill O’Reilly and Rush Limbaugh when DeWayne Cantrell, co-owner of PCW, ran in and took out all four men with a steel folding chair.

Coleman also is making his third appearance. He defeated anti-war activist George Galloway in 2006 with an assist from Christopher Hitchens.

Franken is training hard and coming on strong. Can Coleman use his vast political experience to hold off Franken? Or can Franken pull off the win and add to what people believe will be a huge night for the Progressive Alliance.

Carolina Cat Fight: Elizabeth Dole (American Patriots) vs. Kay Hagan (Progressive Alliance)
This will be the second appearance for both women here in PCW. In their preview match on the October 14th PCW Extreme Political TV, Dole seemed a little lackluster and disinterested. Hagan came out energized and motivated and took the fight right to the experienced Dole. The match ended in controversy:

Replay Oct 14th PCW Extreme Political TV
Hagan attempts a standing moonsault and leaps into Dole’s knees. Dole locks in a submission hold. Obama comes in and pulls Dole off Hagan.McCain and Obama chin to chin in the ring. Suave: “This could finally be boiling over! McCain and Obama look like they’re about to- HEY! WHO’S THE LADY IN THE RING?” An unknown lady climbs into the ring with a skillet. She shrieks ‘I don’t trust you. You’re an Arab!’ and starts to swing the skillet towards Obama. McCain grabs the skillet at the last second. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! SHE WAS GOING TO SKULL OBAMA WITH THAT SKILLET!” McCain: “No, ma’am. He’s a decent family man with whom I happen to have some disagreements.”

Behind them, Hagan sneaks in and rolls up Dole. 1…2…3.

Dole was apparently none too happy with the way the match ended. Will she come out with a little more passion Tuesday night? Or is it Kay Hagan’s time?

New Hampshire Intergender Match: Jeanne Shaheen (Progressive Alliance) vs. John Sununu (American Patriots)
This will also be the second appearance for both Shaheen and Sununu in PCW. Shaheen came out on top at their October 21st preview match thanks to some help from Saturday Night Live’s Tina Fey. Fey, disguised as Sarah Palin, came to the ring with a hockey stick and took out Sununu:

Replay Oct 21st PCW Extreme Political TV
Sununu hits a back breaker and covers. 1…2…. Biden in and breaks up the count. McCain in the ring now and he argues with Biden. Shaheen tries a handspring elbow but Sununu catches her in mid flight and puts her in a full nelson. To the corner, Sununu tells Palin to nail Shaheen with the hockey stick. Palin winds up and she swings. *THWACK* Suave: “HOLY CRAP! SHE JUST TOOK OUT JOHN SUNUNU!” Sununu crumples to the mat. Shaheen covers. 1…2…3.

Suave: “UNBELIEVABLE! SARAH PALIN HIT SUNUNU WITH A HOCKEY STICK AND COST HIM THE MATCH! JOHN McCAIN IS LIVID!” McCain shoots daggers towards Palin. Palin: “I’m sorry…I’m sorry.” McCain takes her by the hand and storms away. Palin turns around at Suave and winks. Suave: “Wait a minute. There’s something going on here.”

Yes there was. We would find out minutes later that Fey and Alec Baldwin had kidnapped Sarah Palin, handcuffed and gagged her, and left her in a closet. Can Sununu rebound and get the win back? Or Shaheen outsmart him again? We’ll find out Tuesday.

PCW Television Title Match: FUBAR © (Independent) vs. ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (Progressive Alliance)

PCW Tag Team Title Match: Jack and Bull Schett © w/Horst Schett and Hans Gruber- the Extreme German Schnauzer (Progressive Alliance) vs. Big Oil w/Texas Tex and Kirk Walstreit- the man with the man crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit (McMann Corp)
PCW Women’s Title Match: ‘The Empress Queen of All Media’ Opal Winfree © w/Opal’s Flock- New Age Sensitive Guy and Soccer Mom (Progressive Alliance) vs. Kathryn Randall Collins aka KRC (McMann Corp)
PCW Title Match: ‘The Original Rookie Sensation’ Starz N. Stripes © w/John McCain (American Patriots) vs. ‘The New Rookie Sensation’ O’Beck Bahama w/Barack Obama (Progressive Alliance)
-PCW Owner Bubba Jackson will also announce the new PCW CEO to replace George W. Will it be ‘The Natural’ Barack Obama of the Progressive Alliance? Or will ‘Straight Shootin’ John McCain from the American Patriots be the choice?

-Remember, PCW will have daily updates up to Tuesday’s 8:30 bell time.

- Monday, we’ll review the rest of the matches for PCW Extreme Election Night 2008.

-Tuesday at 8:00 PM- Political Championship Wrestling will post the voice of PCW, Johnny Suave, and former PCW Champion ‘Not Just Unbearable. Not Just Intolerable. He is’ Justin Sufferable running down each and every match for PCW Extreme Election Night 2008.

-Then from 8:30 P.M-11:00 PM- we will post the results one match at a time. It won’t be quite live blogging but it’ll be as close as we can do it.

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