American Patriots (Republicans/Conservatives) in a State of Flux/Coleman v. Franken PCW’s Hottest Feud

11/17 PCW Newsline:

AMERICAN PATRIOTS IN FLUX

The last month has been a rough one for the American Patriots. Starting at 10/21 PCW Extreme Political TV:

REPLAY from October 21st PCW Extreme Political TV

PCW TAG TEAM TITLE #1 CONTENDERS MATCH: A. TOM BOMB and HY DROGEN BOMB w/Newt Tron Bomb and the ‘6 foot tall demolition machine in a short skirt’ Dawn McGill (American Patriots)

vs. BIG OIL w/ Texas Tex and KIRK WALSTREIT- the man with the man crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit w/Daisy Cutter-Bomb, Quadruple R, D.B. Ruff, Connor Justice, CEO Mr. McMann, and CFO Gordon Guyko (McMann Corp)
Suave: “Here we go. This one should be a doozy. The winner gets a shot at the PCW Tag Team belts in two weeks.” Suave also notes that it’s weird to see Daisy Cutter-Bomb in the opposite corner of her brothers A-Bomb, H-Bomb, and N-Bomb. The bell rings. A-Bomb and Big Oil lock up. Suave: “Hold on! Quadruple R in the ring…*WHAP* HOLY CRAP! That was a sickening chairshot on A-Bomb. H-Bomb’s in the ring…Ruff and Justice are in the ring. Newt Tron Bomb is in the ring. IT’S CHAOS!” Big Oil plants A-Bomb with an Oklahoma Driller. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! And now, Ruff has a taser…HE JUST TASERED H-BOMB! DAWN McGILL IS LYING ON THE FLOOR OUTSIDE THE RING. SHE’S BEEN ASSAULTED BY DAISY CUTTER-BOMB! WALSTREIT GIVES H-BOMB THE STOCK MARKET PLUNGE! THIS IS CARNAGE!” Big Oil drags A-Bomb up and Daisy climbs into the ring with a Singapore cane. Suave: “WAIT A MINUTE! DAISY’S NOT GOING TO…NOT TO HER OWN BROTHER…*THWACK* CANE SHOT! CANE SHOT! A-BOMB IS BLEEDING PROFUSELY!” Big Oil throws A-Bomb down and gets the easy cover. 1…2…3.

Then at PCW Extreme Election Night 2008, it all fell apart:

Replay-PCW Championship Match:
O’BECK BAHAMA w/Barack Obama (Progressive Alliance)
vs. STARZ N. STRIPES © w/John McCain (American Patriots)

McCain stumbles back to his corner. Bahama picks up Starz and power bombs him. Cover. Suave: “ONE…TWO…NOOOOO! McCAIN AGAIN SAVES STARZ! UNBELIEVEABLE!” Obama pounds on the ring canvas. Everyone is standing up in the building. Suave: “THIS CROWD IS GOING NUTS! JOHN McCAIN HAS SAVED THREE PINFALLS! HOLD ON. BAHAMA WANTS A TABLE SET UP OUTSIDE THE RING.” Obama quickly sets up a table. Bahama picks up Starz. He runs towards the ropes and heaves him over. Starz destroys the table. Suave: “AWESOME BOMB! AWESOME BOMB! AWESOME BOMB! BAHAMA TO THE TOP ROPE. 45O SPLASH! HE COVERS. ONE…WAIT! WHAT’S DICK CHENEY DOING. HE RUNS INTO McCAIN…” The bell rings. Suave: “THAT WAS THE BELL? WAIT A MINUTE…CHARLENE ANN

BECKWORTH IN THE RING.”

Charlene Ann: “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THE WINNER BY PINFALL AND NEW PCW-” The deafening crowd drowned out the rest of what of Charlene Ann said. Suave: “HE DID IT! HE DID IT! O’BECK BAHAMA IS THE NEW PCW CHAMPION!” Crowd: “PCW…PCW…PCW…PCW!…” Suave: “LET’S LOOK AT THIS FROM ANOTHER VIEW. HOLY CRAP! McCAIN WAS TRYING TO GET OVER TO STARZ BUT DICK ACCIDENTLY TRIPPED HIM UP. THERE’S THE THREE COUNT.”

…and then the coupe de grace…

Replay-PCW OWNER BUBBA JACKSON ANNOUNCES THE NEW PCW CEO
Jackson: “PCW fans! Before I announce my selection to be the new PCW CEO, I want to thank both Barack Obama and John McCain for a spirited and passionate contest. John McCain. You swore you were going to fight to the end and that’s exactly what you did. You stuck to the courage of your convictions and battled as fiercely as I’ve ever seen anyone battle. Barack Obama. Your leadership helped take a raw, unproven talent in O’Beck Bahama and raise him up to where he’s now the PCW Champion. Your youth, your ideals, and your passion has served you well. Both of you are men of honor but there can only be one choice for PCW CEO. PCW fans, the new PCW CEO is…Barack Obama!” Suave: “IT’S OBAMA! IT’S OBAMA!”

The big question in the American Patriots camp is: ‘now what?’ Who will lead them from the wilderness? Is it ‘Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin? Is it the Massachusetts Redblood Mitt Romney? Mike Huckabee? Tim Palwenty? Who will be the one who steps up and gets the American Patriots back on track?

The one last hope for the American Patriots, Norm Coleman is embroiled in PCW’s hottest feud right now with Al Franken from the Progressive Alliance.  Coleman gets another crack at Franken next Tuesday at the Palace of Political Extreme, the PCW Arena.

Tune in…

Thursday 11/20- Replay of PCW’s Extreme Election Night 2008.