Did Dick Cheney Deliberately Cost John McCain the Top Job?

 

11/24- PCW NEWSLINE

The problems within the American Patriots continue to snowball.

REPLAY: THE END OF O’BECK BAHAMA w/Barack Obama (Progressive Alliance)/PCW Champion STARZ N. STRIPES w/John McCain (American Patriots) TITLE MATCH…
Bahama rolls up Starz. Suave: “ONE…TWO…NO! McCAIN BREAKS THE COUNT! McCAIN LITERALLY LEAPED ACROSS THE RING TO STOP THE REFEREE FROM COUNTING OUT STARZ!” Bahama climbs up the corner turnbuckle. 450 Splash on Starz. Again, he covers. Suave: “ONE…TWO…AGAIN! McCAIN AGAIN STOPS THE COUNT!” McCain stumbles back to his corner. Bahama picks up Starz and power bombs him. Cover. Suave: “ONE…TWO…NOOOOO! McCAIN AGAIN SAVES STARZ! UNBELIEVEABLE!” Obama pounds on the ring canvas. Everyone is standing up in the building. Suave: “THIS CROWD IS GOING NUTS! JOHN McCAIN HAS SAVED THREE PINFALLS! HOLD ON. BAHAMA WANTS A TABLE SET UP OUTSIDE THE RING.” Obama quickly sets up a table. Bahama picks up Starz. He runs towards the ropes and heaves him over. Starz destroys the table. Suave: “AWESOME BOMB! AWESOME BOMB! AWESOME BOMB! BAHAMA TO THE TOP ROPE. 45O SPLASH! HE COVERS. ONE…WAIT! WHAT’S DICK CHENEY DOING. HE RUNS INTO McCAIN…” The bell rings. Suave: “THAT WAS THE BELL? WAIT A MINUTE…CHARLENE ANN BECKWORTH IN THE RING.”

Charlene Ann: “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THE WINNER BY PINFALL AND NEW PCW-” The deafening crowd drowned out the rest of what of Charlene Ann said. Suave: “HE DID IT! HE DID IT! O’BECK BAHAMA IS THE NEW PCW CHAMPION!” Crowd: “PCW…PCW…PCW…PCW!…” Suave: “LET’S LOOK AT THIS FROM ANOTHER VIEW. HOLY CRAP! McCAIN WAS TRYING TO GET OVER TO STARZ BUT DICK ACCIDENTLY TRIPPED HIM UP…”

Or did he?

PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein dug out this tape of a confrontation that took place after PCW Extreme Election Night 2008 three weeks ago…

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GEORGE W.’S OFFICE RIGHT AFTER PCW EXTREME ELECTION NIGHT ENDED
Dick Cheney is trying to explain to PCW CEO George W what happened at the end of the Starz N. Stripes/O’Beck Bahama match at PCW Extreme Election Night 2008. Starz slams the door open and grabs Dick. He throws W’s aide de camp against a wall. George W: What the hell are you doing? Starz (to Dick): “You! You cost me the match tonight!” Dick: “That’s ridiculous. I’m not the one who got-urk…” Starz pushes Dick harder against the wall. Starz: “What the f***! You cost me the match. You cost John McCain the PCW CEO job.” Dick: “I did no such thing. That’s always been the problem with you, Starz. You lack the desire to do whatever it takes to get the job done.” George W.: “Guys! Come on! We had a bad enough night as it is-” Starz: “No thanks to you, Dick, I was the PCW champion for eight months. While you were hiding in your bunker, John McCain led me to the PCW title. John McCain helped me stay there. Are you happy? Not only did you screw me over, you screwed John McCain over too!” Dick: “Listen, you little prick. I don’t care about John McCain. He never should have been our choice in the first place. And as for you, I’m disappointed in the fact that you seem miss the bigger picture here. It takes a certain inner ruthlessness to get where I am today. And the sad truth is you don’t have it in you. You don’t have what it takes to succeed. So, f*** you.” Starz whirls and throws Dick to the ground. Starz: “Really? F*** me? How about f*** you! You’re right. I don’t belong in the same group that you belong to. I don’t believe in the same things you do. I don’t believe the American Patriots represent what you stand for. But since you’re here, I quit. You can kiss my ass, Dick. I’m gone.” George W tries to stop Starz. Starz pushes right by and leaves. George W: “S***!”

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Was what happened three weeks ago at PCW Extreme Election Night 2008, Dick Cheney’s parting shot to John McCain? Let’s go back to Backbreak Mountain in January of 2006 when PCW was still BCEW:

REPLAY: Jan. 2006- THE END OF BCEW BACKBREAK MOUNTAIN TO DETERMINE THE NEW BCEW CHAMPION
The final three contestants- ‘No Frills Chris Escondido (Independent), A. Tom Bomb (American Patriots), Justin Sufferable (Progressive Alliance)
“We’re down to three!” Suave exclaims, “Escondido. A. Tom Bomb. Justin Sufferable.” A. Tom Bomb is furious. He jaws with Gore while Escondido stays back and Sufferable tries to pull himself up. A groggy NFL All American Quarterback Peyton Manning also manages to climb back up to his feet. Manning leans back on the top rope and lays on it. “Sufferable is up but still hurt,” Suave announces, “Escondido bides his time and A. Tom Bomb is preoccupied with Al Gore.” Sufferable staggers back onto the ropes right by NFL Star Peyton Manning. Sufferable leans back on the already lowered ropes, loses his balance, and accidently flips over the top rope out of the ring. “SUFFERABLE IS OUT!” Suave cries as Manning looks down at Sufferable incredulously, “THE ALL-AMERICAN QUARTERBACK HAS JUST BLOWN ANOTHER BIG GAME!” Sufferable sits on the floor in total disbelief. Justin Sufferable is eliminated.“Here comes the American Screamer,” Suave says as Howard Dean races to the ring, “Dean is lighting up the referee. He is pissed.” Dean, Gore, and eventually Sufferable get into a heated protracted argument with the referee over Justin’s elimination. Sufferable demands to be put back in the ring. The referee refuses and again motions that Sufferable is gone from the brawl. While this is going on, George W’s aide de camp Dick slips in unnoticed. He reaches into his pants pocket and produces a shiny metal object. “What the hell?” Suave asks, “THAT’S A FOREIGN OBJECT! DICK HAS A FOREIGN OBJECT AND HE’S GOING TO GIVE IT TO A. TOM BOMB!” After making sure that the referee wasn’t looking, Dick tries to slip the shiny metal object to A. Tom. Suddenly, the crowd noise surges. “WHAT?” Suave says, not sure what’s happening now, “IT’S…IT’S……IT’S THE STRAIGHT SHOOTER JOHN MCCAIN!” McCain goes to the ring and confronts Dick about the foreign object. Dick tries to hide the object and look innocent. McCain doesn’t buy it. “McCain caught him red handed. He wants the object,” Suave says. McCain grabs for the foreign object and tries to pry it out of Dick’s hand. Dick desperately tries to hang on to it. As A. Tom Bomb looks down helplessly as the two men grapple over the foreign object, ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido seizes the opportunity and delivers a stiff forearm shot to the back of A. Tom Bomb and pushes him over the top rope out of the ring. A. Tom Bomb is eliminated.

“THAT’S IT!” Suave shouts, “CHRIS ESCONDIDO IS GOING TO BECOME THE NEW BCEW MEN’S CHAMPION!” Dick is in total shock. George W. stares at the ring with his mouth wide open. The referee breaks off his conversation with the American Screamer and goes to the ladder. The American Patriots watch helplessly as Escondido quickly climbs Backbreak Mountain (aka a very tall ladder dressed up as a mountain) and grabs the BCEW Men’s championship belt.

Can things get any worse for the American Patriots?

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Tomorrow night, PCW Extreme Political TV returns.

The main event is Norm Coleman (American Patriots) in a grudge rematch with Al Franken (Progressive Alliance) from their match at PCW Extreme Election Night 2008. Also on the card: The Green World Order (Brock Cole Lee and GreenPete) returns to PCW to face the Raving Rednecks Locke and Loade (American Patriots) in a tag team battle. With the Schett Brothers on the shelf until January, the tag team rank has become wide open. PCW CEO-designate Barack Obama will speak and the new PCW Champion O’Beck Bahama will also be there.

Johnny Suave will also make a special announcement about an upcoming special PCW Roadshow Across America event that has just been booked. More details tomorrow night on PCW Extreme Political TV.