12/11- PCW NEWSLINE
PCW Completely Deranged One Week Away
Next Thursday’s PCW Completely Deranged will be broadcast on P-SPAN, the political channel. P-SPAN’s very own Brian Lamb will be the special color commentator for the main event- the Steel Cage Ladder Deathmatch between Al Franken and Norm Coleman. You won’t want to miss that.
DOMINATION INC. PRESS RELEASE
Domination Inc. wishes to express its displeasure at the lack of control displayed by the referee of the Starz N. Stripes/Quadruple R match in Alaska. Eight people were allowed to run in and disrupt the match and ultimately caused Quadruple R to be pinned. Domination Inc. want to make clear that if this abuse continues and PCW referees refuse to stop non-participants from interfering in matches involving our corporate member that we will be forced to take whatever action necessary to protect our wrestlers. Says ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann: “What happened Sunday night in Juneau was a total travesty. Quadruple R would have defeated Starz N. Stripes had PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl Tessa Martin, Average Joe, The American Trucker, Tequila Sheila, Dawn McGill, Sarah Palin, and the Raving Rednecks Locke and Loade interfered and cost him the match. This is unacceptable and Domination Inc. will not stand for this gross injustice that took place Sunday night any more. I demand that Sunday’s result be vacated and another match between Starz N. Stripes and Quadruple R scheduled next week on PCW Extreme Political TV to determine the true number one contender for the PCW title.”
About Domination Inc.- Domination Inc. is a wrestling group who competes in Political Championship Wrestling. Our mission statement is simple: Domination Inc. will facilitate the complete and total takeover of PCW by any and all means available. Domination Inc. currently has PCW’s Tag Team Champions in Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit and the PCW Women’s Champion in Kathryn Randall Collins.
INCIDENT SUNDAY NIGHT AFTER PCW SHOW IN JUNEAU, ALASKA
In breaking news, PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein uncovered a minor fracas that took place after the PCW Juneau, Alaska show. Apparently, after the Starz N. Stripes/Quadruple R match, PCW Tag Team champion Big Oil of Domination Inc. began to walk back to the locker room after the show ended. He bumped into the ‘voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave and things became heated. Big Oil, aggravated after being kicked in the balls by Dawn McGill and her five inch stiletto heels, pushed Suave to the ground. Suave jumped right back up and Big Oil’s tag team partner and fellow PCW Tag Team champion Kirk Walstreit tried to get Big Oil to leave for the dressing room. Big Oil broke free and charged Suave. Suave instinctively kicked him in the balls and then put him down with a right hand to the eye.
The matter had been hushed up by Domination Inc’s corporate attorneys Felcher and Felcher, but Bernstein was able to confirm with multiple sources that the incident took place. Sources report that Big Oil went to the hospital Sunday night after the show and was seen putting a bag of peas down in his pants later on that night.
UPCOMING SCHEDULE OF EVENTS:
12/15- PCW Newsline
12/16- PCW Extreme Political TV
12/18- PCW Completely Deranged from Minnesota: Coleman vs. Franken III- Steel Cage Ladder Deathmatch
12/22- PCW Newsline
12/23- PCW Extreme Political TV- Christmas
12/29- PCW Newsline- Recapping the top events in 2008
12/30- PCW’s Best Ten Matches of 2008
PREVIOUS SHOWS AND NEWSLINES:
12/8 PCW Newsline- 12/18 PCW Completely Deranged from Minnesota to be on P-SPAN, PCW Rocks Alaska, Joe Sixpacks, Dr. Bill Fractures His Other Ankle
12/7 PCW Roadshow Across America in Juneau, Alaska: ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido defends the TV title, Emily List vs The Eskimo Queen w/Sarah Palin, Starz N. Stripes vs. Quadruple R for the #1 contender’s spot
12/4 PCW Newsline-Breaking News: Coleman v. Franken Steel Cage Ladder Deathmatch set for 12/18, PCW-12/7 in Alaska, Saxby Chambliss (American Patriots) vs. Jim Martin (Progressive Alliance)
12/1 PCW Newsline- Domination Inc. Press Release, Profile- ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin
11/28 PCW Newsline- Minnesota Independent.com again covers Coleman v. Franken II, Coleman’s leg okay after post match Franken attack, Update on PCW TV Champion ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido
11/25 PCW Extreme Political TV-part 1: The return of the American Bikers, Three-way tag team dance between the American Bikers, Green World Order, and Raving Rednecks Locke and Loade
11/25 PCW Extreme Political TV-part 2: Barack Obama makes his first appearance as the PCW CEO-designate. Domination Inc demands a title shot. Main event- Al Franken (Progressive Alliance) vs. Norm Coleman (American Patriots) in a rematch from PCW Extreme Election Night 2008
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