RESULTS FROM TUESDAY’S PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV:
-After accusing the Voice of PCW Johnny Suave of masturbating to a Sarah Palin poster, MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann delivers one of his patented Super-Special Comments against Rush Limbaugh and gets attacked by ‘The Innovator of Extreme Broadcast Excellence’ and the ‘Queen of Political Extreme’ Ann Coulter.
-Dave the Mechanic (Joe SixPacks) defeats SNAFU (Dr. Bill’s Island of Misfit Wrestlers) via a jolt from his jumper cables. Dave gets another crack at the PCW Television Title in two weeks.
-Politically Incorrect (NRA, Nic Koteen, and Al Cahall) def. The Green World Order (‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee, GreenPete, and PeaceNick) when Cahall and Koteen destroy Brock Cole Lee with a double Southern Comfort.
-A quick recap of PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl Tessa Martin’s new show on ESP-TV
-PCW Champion O’Beck Bahama (Progressive Alliance) retains the title against Quadruple R (Domination Inc.) after multiple run-ins by Domination Inc., Rahm Emanuel who drops a bunch of F-Bombs on Domination Inc., McCain’s Marauders, and PCW Security Director Dawn McGill.
POST SHOW NOTES
-An angry Quadruple R tore up the locker room after his match was thrown out with O’Beck Bahama. It took several members of Domination Inc to drag him out of the arena afterwards.
-‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann was also noticeably upset as he left with CFO Gordon Guyko, Rush Limbaugh, and Ann Coulter.
-PCW CEO Barack Obama and the Progressive Alliance were very pleased with Rahm Emanuel and how he jumped right into the fight when things broke down in the O’Beck Bahama/Quadruple R match. Emanuel showcased his signature move- the F-Bomb, and dropped it liberally on the members of Domination Inc.
-New American Patriots Executive Director Michael Steele met with John McCain after the show to discuss bringing McCain’s Marauders back under the American Patriots umbrella. No word on how the talks went. Steele also tried to track down Sarah Palin as well.
DOMINATION INC. PRESS RELEASE
After the events that took place Tuesday night, it is clear to Domination, Inc. that PCW has no interest in protecting our wrestlers from unwarranted and repeated interference. It is unacceptable to us what happened where Rahm Emanuel is given free reign to run in and drop F-Bombs all over the place, McCain’s Marauders come out for no reason whatsoever to interject themselves in our match, and the actions of PCW Security Director Dawn McGill are not remotely fair and impartial.
This is the second time that Quadruple R has had a match lost because of excessive run-ins. He is very upset at this development and so are we. This is simply an issue of fairness and what happened to Quadruple R Tuesday night is completely not fair.
Another one of our complaints is Ms. McGill deliberately injured one of Domination Inc.’s prized assets, Big Oil, with repeated kicks to his groin.
Since PCW is not willing to take appropriate action to stop this, Domination Inc. will take matters into our own hands. You can be sure that on next week’s PCW Extreme Political TV, Domination Inc. will aggressively protect our wrestlers and take whatever measures we deem necessary.
About Domination Inc.: Domination Inc. is a consortium of wrestlers dedicated to making the group the elite in Political Championship Wrestling. Our mission statement is simple: Domination Inc. will facilitate the takeover of PCW by any and all means available to us.
PCW WORLD CHAMPION: ‘The New Rookie Sensation’ O’Beck Bahama (Progressive Alliance)
#1- Kevin Scott (Joe Sixpacks)
#2- ‘The Angry Highway Warrior’ Quadruple R (Domination, Inc.)
#3- A. Tom Bomb (McCain’s Marauders)
#1- ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl Tessa Martin (Joe SixPacks)
#2- Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (SarahPac)
#3- Emily List (Progressive Alliance)
PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (Domination, Inc.)
#1- Schett Brothers- Jack Schett and Bull Schett (Progressive Alliance)
#2- A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb (McCain’s Marauders)
#3- Little Paulie and Big Paulie (American Bikers)
#1- Dave the Mechanic (Joe SixPacks)
#2- SNAFU (Dr. Bill’s Island of Misfit Wrestlers)
#3- Newt Tron Bomb (McCain’s Marauders)
UPCOMING SCHEDULE OF EVENTS:
2/9- PCW Newsline
2/10- PCW Extreme Political TV
2/12- PCW Newsline
2/16- PCW Newsline
2/17- PCW Extreme Political TV
2/19- PCW Newsline
2/23- PCW Newsline
2/24- PCW Extreme Political TV
2/26- PCW Newsline
PREVIOUS SHOWS AND NEWSLINES:
2/3- PCW Extreme Political TV: Rahm Emanuel Drops a Few F-Bombs and O’Beck Bahama Retains the PCW Title
2/2- PCW Newsline: Domination Inc. Welcomes Rush Limbaugh, Elisabeth Hasselbeck Pregnant, Sarah Palin’s Pac, Michael Steele New American Patriots Exec Director
2/1- PCW Extra: The Three Biggest Upsets in PCW History
1/29- PCW Newsline: Huge Week for the ‘Innovator of Extreme Broadcast Excellence’ Rush Limbaugh, Post PCW Extreme Political TV Note, BWE Preview
1/27- PCW Extreme Political TV: Rush Limbaugh Challenges PCW CEO Barack Obama, Politically Incorrect vs. The Angry Left Wing Bloggers
1/26- PCW Newsline: Domination Inc. Board Meeting, ‘Hardball’ Chris Matthews and Newsweek’s Jonathan Alter Attack Sarah Palin
1/22- PCW Newsline: PCW Night of Champions Results, Obama Takes Oath of Office Again, Rahm Emanuel Named Progressive Alliance Wrestling Leader
1/20- PCW Night of Champions- Hour 2: Rahm Emanuel aka…Rahmbo Debuts, O’Beck Bahama Retains PCW Title, George W. Leaves For the Final Time
1/20- PCW Night of Champions- Hour 1: Barack Obama Assumes PCW CEO Post, Sarah Palin and the Eskimo Queen vs. Keith Olbermann, Arianna Huffington, and Paul Krugman, Domination Inc. Gives is Given Ultimatum
1/19- PCW Newsline: Keith Olbermann, Arianna Huffington, and Professor Paul Krugman Attack Sarah Palin Yet Again, Politically Incorrect Returns, PCW Night of Champions Preview
1/17- Sarah Palin Models the New PCW Jersey
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Links to other stories about:
Keith Olbermann: Robot Pirate Ninja, Rochester Populist, Olberblogger, Hillbuzz
Sarah Palin: GoodTime Politics, AlaskaKid, Political Mpressions, Bearly Rambling, My Crocosmos, EuphoriaLand, Lost Marbles, Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy
Rush Limbaugh: A Time for Change, Harrington Report, Wellsy’s World, David Kirkpatrick, Tim Hadechek
Ann Coulter: Cool Rules, SRO
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