2/19-PCW Newsline: Seany McMann is PCW TV Champ After Contentious Hearing, 5th Match Named for PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction 2

RESULTS FROM 2/17 PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV:

-The Progressive Alliance’s Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Steny Hoyer try to have Domination Inc. banned. American Patriots John Boehner and Mitch McConnell object because they haven’t been notified of a meeting or vote on the matter. ‘The Innovator of Broadcast Excellence’ Rush Limbaugh comes out and implores the American Patriots to join Domination Inc. in taking on Pelosi and the Progressive Alliance. ‘Straight Shootin’ Maverick’ John McCain counsels caution in dealing with Domination Inc and blames Pelosi for the discord. Dick Durbin comes out and argues with McCain.

-A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb (McCain’s Marauders) def. Grizzly Adam and Hunter the Hunter (SarahPAC)

-’Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann is visited by his children. It’s Seany’s 21st birthday and he wants to be the PCW Title as a present. Mr. McMann tells Seany he has something better in mind.

-Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice (Domination Inc.) upset former PCW Tag Team champions Jack and Bull Schett (Progressive Alliance) and will now face A-Bomb and H-Bomb next week for a shot at the PCW Tag Team title.

-Dave the Mechanic is found unconscious in the back.

-Domination Inc locks PCW CEO Barack Obama, Rahm Emanuel, PCW Champion O’Beck Bahama, Steny Hoyer, Harry Reid, and Justin Sufferable in Obama’s office.

-’Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann asks Nancy Pelosi to allow his son, Seany, to replace Dave the Mechanic in the PCW TV Title match. Pelosi initially refuses but in the absence of Hoyer and Reid is outvoted 2 to 1 by Mitch McConnell and John Boehner

-Seany McMann def ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido for the PCW TV Title.

DAVE THE MECHANIC RELEASED FROM HOSPITAL
Dave the Mechanic was released from the hospital yesterday morning after being attacked by an unknown assailant backstage during PCW Extreme Political TV. The attack followed the similar MO of the one last week on PCW Security Director Dawn McGill.

PCW CEO Barack Obama commented that the investigation continues in both the McGill and Dave the Mechanic incidents.

HEARING TODAY AFFIRMS SEANY McMANN IS THE PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION
In a wild, raucous, and contentious hearing earlier today, the PCW Competition Committee announced just a short time ago that Seany McMann is indeed the new PCW Television Champion.

PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein reported that Nancy Pelosi was dead set on stripping Seany McMann of the PCW Television title and banning Domination Inc. after taking a Daisy Cutter Power Bomb Tuesday night on PCW Extreme Political TV. The American Patriots objected on the grounds that they felt Pelosi overstepped her bounds in not consulting them about a vote Tuesday. Steny Hoyer sided with Pelosi but Harry Reid felt intense pressure from moderates on both sides to find a compromise.

After Pelosi’s plan to strip McMann of the title failed, Arlen Spector, Susan Collins, and Olympia Snowe, the moderate wing of the American Patriots, brokered a deal with Reid to allow McMann to keep the TV Title and set up a match at PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction between: McMann (Domination Inc.), ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (Progressive Alliance), and Dave the Mechanic (Joe SixPacks). The American Patriots objected based on wanting Newt Tron Bomb, a member of McCain’s Marauders, in the third spot instead of Dave the Mechanic. Spector, Collins, and Snowe sided with Reid and the compromise went through.

A NEW MATCH SET FOR PCW WEAPONS OF MASS POLITICAL DESTRUCTION 2
The PCW Television Title will be on the line in a three-way dance between: PCW Television Champion Seany McMann (Domination Inc.), Former TV Champ ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (Progressive Alliance), and Dave the Mechanic (Joe SixPacks)

This match joins the other four named matches on the card:

-PCW Title Match involving champion O’Beck Bahama (Progressive Alliance)
-PCW Women’s Title Match involving champion Kathryn Randall Collins (Domination Inc.)
-PCW Tag Team Title Match involving tag team champs Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (Domination Inc.)
-MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann, MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow, MSNBC’s ‘Hardball’ Chris Matthews, and Arianna Huffington of the Huffington Post vs. ‘Mr. No-Spin’ Bill O’Reilly of Fox News, ‘The Queen of Political Extreme’ Ann Coulter, ‘The Innnovator of Extreme Broadcast Excellence’ Rush Limbaugh, and ‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin in an eight person tag team elimination match

DOMINATION INC. PRESS RELEASE
Domination Inc. would like to congratulate Seany McMann- the NEW PCW Television Champion. Seany won the title with an exciting win over ‘No Frill’s Chris Escondido Tuesday night on PCW Extreme Political TV. Seany is also the son of Domination Inc. CEO ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann which proves that the apple doesn’t fall too fall from the trees.

Domination Inc. now controls three of the four PCW Title belts. We are quite confident that Quadruple R will make it four for four at PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction on March 8th and bring the PCW Title to Domination Inc.

About Domination Inc.: Domination Inc. is a consortium of wrestlers dedicated to making the group the elite in Political Championship Wrestling. Our mission statement is simple: Domination Inc. will facilitate the takeover of PCW by any and all means available to us.

NEW EPISODE OF PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL ONLINE FEATURING PCW EXTREME PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL TESSA MARTIN.

PCW WORLD CHAMPION: ‘The New Rookie Sensation’ O’Beck Bahama (Progressive Alliance)
CONTENDERS:
#1- Kevin Scott (Joe SixPacks)
#2- ‘The Angry Highway Warrior’ Quadruple R (Domination, Inc.)
#3- A. Tom Bomb (McCain’s Marauders)

PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Kathryn Randall Collins (Domination, Inc.)
CONTENDERS:
#1- ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl Tessa Martin (Joe SixPacks)
#2- Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (SarahPac)
#3- Emily List (Progressive Alliance)

PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (Domination, Inc.)
CONTENDERS:
#1- A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb (McCain’s Marauders)
#2- Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice (Domination Inc.)
#3- Schett Brothers- Jack Schett and Bull Schett (Progressive Alliance)

PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION: Seany McMann (Domination Inc.)
CONTENDERS:
#1- ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (Progressive Alliance)
#2- Dave the Mechanic (Joe SixPacks)
#3- SNAFU (Dr. Bill’s Island of Misfit Wrestlers)

UPCOMING SCHEDULE OF EVENTS:
2/23- PCW Newsline
2/24- PCW Extreme Political TV
2/26- PCW Newsline
3/2- PCW Newsline
3/3- PCW Extreme Political TV
3/6- PCW Newsline
3/7- PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction Preview
3/8- PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction PPV

LINKS:

Political Championship Wrestling at WordPress

American Heartland Bar and Grill

Prairie Depot Press at Blogspot

Exploding Sheep Productions

Screw the BCS at Blogspot

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Other stories about:
Barack Obama: Gil Troy, Dprogram, 88 Keys, On Freedom’s Wings, Silverstreamphotography,
John McCain: CNN, michaellinmi, Julian Ayrs,
Nancy Pelosi: Post Pass, ObamathePresident, Roger Hollander, Mark,
Rush Limbaugh: Write Chic Press, The Trough, Mpressions, Austin Tx Gal, Postman,
Democrats: Bill Z, JCrue, Democrashield, Shelly Sindland,
Republicans: This Just In, Valerie Curl, Catherine McIvor, Phillip, BlueOllie,

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