3/16-PCW Newsline: Extreme March Mayhem Begins Tomorrow Night

POLITICAL CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING ANNOUNCES THE BRACKETS FOR PCW EXTREME MARCH MAYHEM STARTING TOMORROW NIGHT ON PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV

Tag Team Tournament:

TUESDAY NIGHT @ HACK’S RUSTY NAIL SALOON
#16- Snott Flemmstein and Dr. Ivan Rectum- Fighting Proctologist (Dr. Bill’s Island of Misfit Wrestlers) vs.
#1- A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb (McCain’s Marauders)

#9- Average Joe and American Trucker (Joe SixPacks) vs.
#8- Grizzly Adam and Hunter the Hunter (SarahPAC)

#12- New Age Sensitive Guy and Union Jac (Progressive Alliance) vs.
#5- ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee and GreenPete (Green World Order)

#13- SNAFU and DVD (Dr. Bill’s Island of Misfit Wrestlers) vs.
#4- Quadruple R and ‘The Corporate Enforcer’ Whiskey Tango Foxtrot (Domination Inc.)

WEDNESDAY NIGHT @ HACK’S RUSTY NAIL SALOON
#15- Masked Men (??) vs.
#2- Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice (Domination Inc.)

#10- Raving Rednecks Locke and Loade (Joe SixPacks) vs.
#7- Newt Tron Bomb and Incendiary Bomb (McCain’s Marauders)

#11- Dixie Chucks: Chuck-mily and Chuck-atalie (Progressive Alliance) vs.
#6- Politically Incorrect: Nic Koteen and Al Cahall (Joe SixPacks)

#14- Guys With Unfortunate First Names Given Their Last Names: Richard Headd and Michael Hunt (Dr. Bill’s Island of Misfit Wrestlers) vs.
#3- Jack Schett and Bull Schett (Progressive Alliance)

Women’s Tournament:

TUESDAY NIGHT @ HACK’S RUSTY NAIL SALOON
#16- Soccer Mom (Opal’s Flock) vs.
#1- Kathryn Randall Collins (Domination Inc.)

#9- Tequila Sheila (Joe SixPacks) vs.
#8- ‘Trailer Park Sweetheart’ Tanya Hardy (White Trash Posse)

#12- Nurse Nellie (PCW Clean Up Crew) vs.
#5- Code Pink (Progressive Alliance)

#13- Gina ‘Gigi’ Ramsey (Manager of Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon) vs.
#4- Mia Margarita (Domination Inc.)

WEDNESDAY NIGHT @ HACK’S RUSTY NAIL SALOON
#15- Towel Guy (PCW Ring Crew) vs.
#2- Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (SarahPac)

#10- ‘The Princess of Political Incorrectness’ Andrea Doria (Politically Incorrect) vs.
#7- ‘The Queen of All Media’ Opal Winfree (Progressive Alliance)

#11- Peta from PETA (Green World Order) vs.
#6- Daisy Cutter-Bomb (Domination Inc.)

#14- Charlene Ann Beckworth (PCW Ring Announcer) vs.
#3- Emily List (Progressive Alliance)

PCW ALSO CELEBRATES ITS FOURTH BIRTHDAY TOMORROW NIGHT.
It’s hard to believe that it’s been four years since PCW (then BCEW) held its first actual match.

DOMINATION INC. BOARD MEETING
According to PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein, there were fireworks galore at the emergency Domination Inc. board meeting held over the weekend. ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann demanded to know who the ‘mole’ was within the organization after his hired goons couldn’t get into PCW Hall for Weapons of Mass Political Destruction. Also, Quadruple R has mucho heat on him for what happened during his match. Quad R was very conspicuous by his absence from the meeting.

The meeting soon degenerated into a shouting match between McMann and several members of Domination Inc. and abruptly adjourned after only 30 minutes.

UPCOMING SCHEDULE OF EVENTS:
3/17- PCW Fourth Anniversary Birthday Show from Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon
3/19- PCW Newsline
3/23- PCW Newsline
3/24- PCW Extreme Political TV- Quarterfinals of the tag team and women’s tournament
3/26- PCW Newsline
3/29- PCW Special on P-SPAN- Semi Finals of the tag team and women’s tournament
3/30- PCW Newsline
3/31- PCW Extreme Political TV- Championships of the tag team and women’s tournament
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3/12-Political Championship Wrestling Newsline: 3/10 PCW Extreme Political TV Review, Updated PCW Rankings

3/10-PCW Extreme Political TV Results:

-Review of O’Beck Bahama (Progressive Alliance)/Quadruple R (Domination Inc.) match from PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction

-’PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin shows off her new title as she won the PCW Women’s Title 3/9 in Buffalo, NY by defeating Kathryn Randall Collins.

-’Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann demands that the belt be returned to KRC because the title switch took place at a house show and not on TV. ‘If it doesn’t happen on TV, it didn’t happen.’ PCW CEO Barack Obama comes out and plays the Martin/Collins match on the big screen TV and confirmed that the ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ was indeed the new Women’s champ.

-PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction is reviewed from beginning to end

-Nancy Pelosi informs Mr. McMann that the PCW Competition Committee ruled that his son Seany must defend his PCW Television title against ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido inside a steel cage with no interference allowed.

-PCW Extreme March Mayhem is announced. The complete brackets will be revealed at the 3/16-PCW Newsline.

-’No Frills’ Chris Escondido def. Seany McMann in a cage match to become the new PCW Television Champion

DOMINATION INC. PRESS RELEASE
On Monday evening, Kathryn Randall Collins of Domination Inc. was scheduled to defend her PCW Women’s title against Mia Margarita in Buffalo, NY. Unfortunately, as a result of an unprovoked attack on Mia by PCW Security Director Dawn McGill, she was unable to wrestle. PCW management willfully and deliberately forced KRC into wrestling the ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin in match for the title.

KRC was not prepared for this match and for her to lose her title under duress and an uneven playing field is simply not fair. Domination Inc. demands that the PCW Women’s title be returned to its rightful owner- Kathryn Randall Collins, or at the least, allow her to invoke her rematch clause before PCW Extreme March Mayhem begins.

Domination Inc. would also like to strenuously protest the actions taken by PCW Security Director Dawn McGill during the Bahama/Quadruple R match in indiscriminately kicking its members in very sensitive areas of their body. This is not the first time that this has been a problem. Domination Inc. demands that PCW CEO Barack Obama take immediate action to ensure fairness for all and to keep his Security Director in check.

About Domination Inc.: Domination Inc. is a consortium of wrestlers dedicated to making the group the elite in Political Championship Wrestling. Our mission statement is simple: Domination Inc. will facilitate the takeover of PCW by any and all means available to us.

POLITICAL CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING ANNOUNCES: “PCW EXTREME MARCH MAYHEM”
Starting next Tuesday, 3/17, PCW will hold a tag team tournament- just like NCAA Basketball. There will be 16 tag teams in all in brackets and the winner gets a guaranteed shot at the PCW Tag Team Title.

There will also be a women’s single tournament held simultaneously. The winner of the women’s tournament will also get a title shot (for the women’s belt).

Dates are as follows:3/17, 3/24, 3/29, and the championships will be held on 3/31.

The brackets will be unveiled in the 3/16 PCW Newsline.

PCW Rankings:

PCW WORLD CHAMPION: ‘The New Rookie Sensation’ O’Beck Bahama (Progressive Alliance)
CONTENDERS:
#1- ‘The Angry Highway Warrior’ Quadruple R (Domination, Inc.)
#2- Kevin Scott (Joe SixPacks)
#3- A. Tom Bomb (McCain’s Marauders)

PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin (Joe SixPacks)
CONTENDERS:
#1- Kathryn Randall Collins (Domination Inc.)
#2- Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (SarahPac)
#3- Emily List (Progressive Alliance)

PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (Domination, Inc.)
CONTENDERS:
#1- A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb (McCain’s Marauders)
#2- Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice (Domination Inc.)
#3- Schett Brothers- Jack Schett and Bull Schett (Progressive Alliance)

PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION: ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (Progressive Alliance)
CONTENDERS:
#1- Dave the Mechanic (Joe SixPacks)
#2- SNAFU (Dr. Bill’s Island of Misfit Wrestlers)
#3- Newt Tron Bomb (McCain’s Marauders)

UPCOMING EVENTS:
3/16- PCW Newsline- PCW Extreme March Mayhem Brackets Released
3/17- PCW Fourth Anniversary Birthday Show from Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon
3/19- PCW Newsline
3/23- PCW Newsline
3/24- PCW Extreme Political TV- Quarterfinals of the tag team and women’s tournament
3/26- PCW Newsline
3/29- PCW Special on P-SPAN- Semi Finals of the tag team and women’s tournament
3/30- PCW Newsline
3/31- PCW Extreme Political TV- Championships of the tag team and women’s tournament

3/10-PCW Extreme Political TV: PCW CEO Barack Obama and Other Fallout From PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction

REPLAY: 3/8 PCW WEAPONS OF MASS POLITICAL DESTRUCTION- THE PCW TITLE: O’BECK BAHAMA w/ ‘Not Just Intolerable, Not Just Unbearable, He is’ Justin Sufferable © (Progressive Alliance) vs. QUADRUPLE R w/Domination Inc. (Domination Inc.)
Suave: “HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS…HERE WE GO.”…

…Bahama up on the ring apron. He goes for a splash. Quad R moves and Bahama hits the barricade hard. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! The champion seems a little sluggish tonight and Quad R is keeping his cool so far- CRADLE PILEDRIVER ON THE FLOOR BY QUADRUPLE R! ONE, TWO, THRE-NO! BAHAMA GOT HIS SHOULDER UP JUST IN TIME.” Bahama desperately goes for a lariat, but again Quad R beats him to it. ONE, TWO, THRE-NO! Again, Bahama gets the shoulder up…

…He pulls Bahama up again and Quadrupleplexs the champ. Cover. 1…2…NO! Again, Bahama kicks out. Irish whip by Quad R. Suave: “SLEEPER! QUAD R HAS A SLEEPER LOCKED IN!” Quad R has Bahama dead center in the ring. Suave: “HE’S STARTING TO FADE. QUAD R IS HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE. HE MAY BE MERE SECONDS AWAY FROM BECOMING THE PCW CHAMPION!” Bahama stumbles a step forward and falls to one knee. Then he topples forward. Suave: “THAT’S IT! NO! BAHAMA HAS HIS HAND ON THE ROPES! BUT QUAD R THINKS HE’S WON!” The ref breaks the hold and Quad R starts celebrating in the ring. He goes for the belt. Suave: “THE REF JUST TOLD HIM THAT BAHAMA MADE THE ROPES! QUAD R CAN’T BELIEVE IT!” Quad R gets in the ref’s face and starts arguing with him- giving Bahama invaluable time to recover. Mr. McMann screams at Quad R to cover him. Quad R pushes the ref and goes out to get a chair…

Suave: “MR. McMANN CAN’T BELIEVE IT! ALL QUAD R HAS TO DO IS PULLS BAHAMA OUT OF THE ROPES AND HE’D WIN THE MATCH!” McMann continues to yell at Quad R to cover Bahama. Quad R back in the ring with a chair. *CLANG* He takes out the ref. McMann can’t believe it. Bahama slowly regains his faculties. The crowd suddenly roars. Suave: “IT’S RUSH LIMBAUGH! THE INNOVATOR OF EXTREME BROADCAST EXCELLENCE!” Rush grabs a steel folding chair and potatoes Bahama with it. Suave: “HOLY CRAP!” McMann again screams at Quad R to pin Bahama. He finally pulls Bahama out of the ropes and covers. No referee. Suave: “QUAD R JUST ROYALLY SCREWED HIMSELF! AND HERE COMES JOE SIXPACKS!”

Mia Margarita slips into the ring. Suave: “ALL HELL’S BROKE LOOSE!” Mia locates Bahama and goes over to him. She tries to kiss him but a hand grabs her arm and yanks her back. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! IT’S PCW SECURITY DIRECTOR DAWN McGILL!” The crowd stands. McGill rips off the lip cover and puts it on. Then she plants a kiss on Mia. Suave: “YES! YES! MIA’S GETTING SOME OF HER OWN MEDICINE!” Mia’s arms go limp and her legs become rubbery. McGill lets go and she plops on the canvas. McGill rips the lip cover off and throws it out of the ring. She now goes to the Singapore cane. *CRACK* Down goes Big Oil. *CRACK* Next, Kirk Walstreit. *CRACK* Daisy Cutter-Bomb. Suave: “McGILL IS CLEANING HOUSE!”

Quad R grabs McGill from behind. He sets her for the Scorpion Death Drop. McGill does a back flip out of it and then plants her 4” stilettos in Quad R’s groin. Suave: “HOLY CRAP!” Quad R staggers backwards into Bahama. Bahama quickly puts him in the Bahama Backbreaker. Suave: “HE’S GOT HIM! HE’S GOT HIM! WILL QUAD R TAP OUT? BAHAMA CINCHES IT IN BUT QUAD R REFUSES TO TAP!” A new ref asks Quad R if he wants to give up. Quad R doesn’t answer. Suave: “HE’S PASSED OUT. BAHAMA DUMPS HIM ON THE CANVAS. HE’S STILL THE PCW CHAMPION!”

PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV: March 10th from the Palace of Poltical Extreme aka…PCW Hall in Eagle Rock, OH
HOSTS: Johnny Suave and his life size cardboard cut-out of Shania Twain

Crowd: “PCW!…PCW!…PCW!…PCW!…PCW!…PCW!…” Suave: “HELLO…AND WELCOME TO P-C-W!” A thunderous cheer follows. Crowd: “PCW!…PCW!…PCW!…” Suave: “I AM JOHNNY SUAVE. THIS HOT PIECE OF CARDBOARD IS SHANIA TWAIN… “

Suave: “TWO NIGHTS AGO, O’BECK BAHAMA HELD OFF A STRONG CHALLENGE BY QUADRUPLE R TO HANG ON TO THE PCW TITLE AT PCW WEAPONS OF MASS POLITICAL DESTRUCTION! WE ALSO HAVE BREAKING NEWS FROM LAST NIGHT-”

‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin comes out with the rest of the Joe SixPacks group and she has- THE PCW WOMEN’S TITLE BELT! Crowd: “WE’RE NOT WORTHY! (clap, clap clap-clap-clap), WE’RE NOT WORTHY! (clap, clap clap-clap-clap) Suave: “THAT’S RIGHT. LAST NIGHT AT THE BURT FLICKINGER CENTER IN BUFFALO, NY, ‘PCW EXTREME PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL’ TESSA MARTIN DEFEATED KATHRYN RANDALL COLLINS TO BECOME THE NEW PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION! ORIGINALLY, MIA MARGARITA WAS SUPPOSED TO WRESTLE COLLINS. BUT SHE JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL THIS MORNING FROM HER INJURIES AT PCW WEAPONS OF MASS POLITICAL DESTRUCTION! THE CROWD IS GIVING TESSA A STANDING OVATION AS SHE PARADES AROUND THE RING.”

*Domination Inc’s Mission Statement: Domination Inc. will facilitate the takeover of PCW by any and all means available to us*

Suave: “AND HERE COMES AN OBVIOUSLY UNHAPPY ‘SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT GENIUS’ MR. McMANN, CEO OF DOMINATION INC. WITH KATHRYN RANDALL COLLINS AND THE REST OF THE CORPORATION.” The crowd boos and jeers McMann and Collins as they head to the ring with the other members of Domination Inc. in tow. They all climb into the ring. Raving Rednecks Locke and Loade, Kevin Scott, American Trucker, and Average Joe move in between the Domination Inc. group and the new PCW Women’s champion. Mr. McMann has a microphone and an extremely terse expression. McMann: “Okay. Congratulations. You won a match last night at a house show. You’ve had your fun. It’s time to hand over the belt and give it back to the women’s champion, Kathryn Randall Collins.” Crowd: “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” McMann: “Look, we don’t want any trouble. We just want the belt back. So, just give us the belt and that’ll be the end of it.” Crowd: “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Tessa: “The last time I checked, Mr. McMann. When a challenger pins or causes the champion to submit, the belt changes hands. I pinned KRC last night in Buffalo, NY. I am the PCW Women’s champion!” A deafening roar from the crowd follows. Suave: “THAT’S RIGHT! YOU TELL ‘EM TESSA!” McMann waits out the crowd. McMann: “Look, Tess. You don’t get it. So let me spell it out for you. A basic tenet of sports entertainment is this- if it doesn’t happen on television, it didn’t happen. You won a match at a house show. Whoop-de-do. It didn’t take place on PCW Extreme Political TV. It didn’t take place at PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction. It happened at some barn in Buffalo, NY. Or in other words, it didn’t happen. KRC is the rightful Women’s champion. Hand over the belt.” Crowd: “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” McMann: “Listen, Tess. You can either hand us the belt. Or I’ll send my Corporate Enforcer- Mr. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over and he’ll take it from you. It’s your ch-”

*flute and clarinet flourish*

Two men come out and unroll a white carpet to the ring steps. Dancers then dance. Ballet dancers…ballet? Little children walk up the white carpet and drop rose petals. Someone lets loose some pigeons…we’re still not sure just how they’ll get out of the building. The crowd stands and lets out a loud ovation as PCW CEO Barack Obama appears with his Aide de Camp Joe Biden by his side. Suave: “AND HERE COMES THE PCW CEO BARACK OBAMA! LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!” Obama and Biden walk to the ring.

Obama: “Okay. What seems to be the problem here?” McMann: “There’s no problem. Tessa Martin won a match against KRC at a house show and was incorrectly awarded the PCW Women’s title. Since the match did not take place on TV, it didn’t take place. That’s basic Sports Entertainment 101. Obama: “Mr. McMann. This isn’t sports entertainment.” Again the crowd stands and cheers. Obama: “The way I see it, a match was won. Tessa pinned KRC fair and square. A pin means the belt changes hands.” McMann: “IT’S NOT THAT SIMPLE! ALL THE BIG TIME WRESTLING SHOWS ONLY CHANGE THEIR TITLES ON TV OR PAY PER VIEW. KRC WASN’T EVEN TRYING IN THAT MATCH BECAUSE IT DIDN’T MEAN ANYTHING. IT WAS A GLORIFIED EXHIBITION MATCH AND NOTHING MORE! WE WANT THE BELT BACK!” Obama: “You’re telling me that because the match last night in Buffalo didn’t take place on TV…ie…PCW Extreme Political TV…that it didn’t count? It meant nothing?” McMann: “YES!” Obama: “Well, I can fix that. ROLL THE TAPE!” McMann: “ROLL THE TAPE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN ROLL THE…OH NO. DON’T SHOW IT…

MATCH #1 FOR THE PCW WOMEN’S TITLE FROM THE BURT FLICKINGER CENTER IN BUFFALO, NY:
‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ TESSA MARTIN (Joe SixPacks) vs. KATHRYN RANDALL COLLINS © (Domination Inc.)
The bell rings. KRC is slow to turn around. Tessa races across the ring with her pizza box and blasts KRC in the head with it. KRC staggers. PIZZA CUTTER! PIZZA CUTTER! Tessa covers. 1…2…3…and we have a new PCW Women’s Champion.

WINNER AND NEW PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: “PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ TESSA MARTIN

Crowd: “TES-SA MAR-TIN (clap, clap clap-clap-clap) TES-SA MAR-TIN (clap, clap clap-clap-clap) Suave: “Well? That should pretty much solve THAT problem.” Mr. McMann stomps out of the ring and skulks to the back with Domination Inc. right behind him. Suave: “TWO NIGHTS AGO. PCW WEAPONS OF MASS POLITICAL DESTRUCTION! LET’S REVIEW WHAT HAPPENED!”

REPLAY: 3/8 PCW WEAPONS OF MASS POLITICAL DESTRUCTION

ROBERT GIBBS IN RING
Gibbs:
“Welcome to tonight’s event. As this is Barack Obama’s first official as PCW’s CEO, we’d like to extend a special hello to everyone here at the Hammerstein Ballroom tonight. PCW sincerely hopes that you enjoy tonight’s show…

Voice: “Mr. Gibbs! Over here. I have a question for you.” The spotlight shines on the balcony. Suave: “IT’S ABC WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENT JAKE TAPPER!” Gibbs: “Ah, Mr. Tapper. My good friend.” Tapper: “Mr. Gibbs, is it fair to suggest that perhaps CEO Obama and his team is spending too much time worrying about what certain commentators say instead of dealing with the situation at hand? Aren’t you too focused on Santelli, Cramer, and even Rush Limbaugh-”

*Talent on loan from God!*

Gibbs: “Rush, I hate to interrupt you while you’re conversing with your fans…” More boos from the crowd. Gibbs: “…but I’m surprised to see you out here. Don’t you have this big match later tonight?” Limbaugh: “Don’t patronize me, Mr. Gibbs. I’m here to deliver a message to you and Barack Obama’s lackeys.” Gibbs: “Oh. And what’s that, pray tell- OOOOF…” Suave: “IT’S CNBC’s JIM CRAMER AND RICK SANTELLI!” Cramer clobbers Gibbs with a forearm from behind and Santelli throws him to the canvas. Santelli and Cramer kick away at Gibbs. Cramer gets a mic. Cramer: “I am a fight, not flight, guy, so I was on my hackles when I heard Obama’s spokesperson Robert Gibbs’ answer to a question about my pointed criticism of the president on multiple venues. So here’s my response.” Cramer takes a wad of cash and jams it in Gibb’s mouth. Santelli continues to kick away. Another spotlight appears and follows someone towards the ring. Suave: “HERE COMES RAHM EMANUEL! IT’S RAHMBO TO THE RESCUE!” Crowd: “RAHM-BO! RAHM-BO!” Emanuel to the ring. Sets up Cramer. Suave: “F-BOMB! EMANUEL JUST DROPPED AN F-BOMB ON CRAMER!” Emanuel pulls Santelli away from Gibbs. Sets him up. Suave: “F-BOMB! F-BOMB!” Emanuel looks for Limbaugh- he’s long gone. Suave: “WHAT A START! RICK SANTELLI AND JIM CRAMER, WITH HELP FROM RUSH LIMBAUGH, ATTACK OBAMA’S SPOKESPERSON AND IT’S RAHM EMANUEL COMING OUT AND DROPPING F-BOMBS TO SAVE THE DAY!”

SPECIAL ADDED ATTRACTION- SIX PERSON MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH:
THE GREEN WORLD ORDER- ‘Extreme Vegan Brock Cole Lee, GreenPete, and Peta from PETA w/PeaceNick vs. POLITICALLY INCORRECT- Al Cahall, Nic Koteen, and the ‘Princess of Political Incorrectness’ Andrea Doria

… GreenPete struggles and finally gets to his feet after a minute but Koteen stops him and whips him into his corner. GreenPete fights off Cahall. Lee back in the ring with a steel folding chair. *CLANG* Cahall’s momentum takes him into his corner and he accidently knocks heads with Koteen. Cahall gets up and gets decked with a clothesline and spine buster bomb by GreenPete! Cahall somehow gets to his feet. Suave: “SPEAR! GREENPETE SPEARED CAHALL. COVER. ONE…TWO…THREE!”

Suave: “THE GREEN WORLD ORDER GETS A HUGE WIN TONIGHT! AND THEY’RE NOT DONE!” ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee has Koteen in position for his finisher. Suave: “JUICER! JUICER! KOTEEN IS BLEEDING LIKE A STUCK PIG. AND PEACENICK HAS A CHLOROFORM SOAKED HANDKERCHIEF ON ANDREA DORIA’S FACE!” Andrea’s legs give out and Peta drops her to the floor. Brock Cole Lee has the mic. Lee: “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WE ARE THE GREEN WORLD ORDER…AND WE’RE CHANGING EVERYTHING!” The crowd boos. Lee: “Tonight is just the beginning. It’s a new era here in PCW. A progressive era. An era where we finally have a chance to right the wrongs. An era where our voice, the voices of those who are more enlightened than you ignorant babble, will finally prevail. With CEO Obama at the helm, we will finally legislate your pitiful behavior out of existence.” More boos. Lee: “IT’S TIME THAT THE PROGRESSIVE ALLIANCE GET BEHIND THE GWO AND GIVE US THE PUSH WE DESERVE! WE ARE THE ONES WHO SHOULD CARRY THEIR BANNER! WE ARE THE ONES WHO SHOULD BE THE NEXT PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!”

PCW GRUDGE MATCH:
JACK SCHETT and BULL SCHETT w/Horst Schett and Hans Gruber- the Extreme German Schnauzer (Progressive Alliance) vs. ROUGH JUSTICE: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice- two men fired from the police due to their extreme style of law enforcement (Domination Inc.)
…Jack chokes away at Ruff. Another cover. 1…2…Ruff kicks out. Ruff crawls over to his corner towards his taser. Jack grabs him by the legs and pulls him back towards him. Jack again chokes Ruff against the ropes. He tags in Bull. Slingshot double-clotheslines for the Schetts! Double-avalanche. Justice again tries to get back into the match. He climbs up to the second rope trying for a cross-bodyblock, but Jack catches him into a HUGE sit-out powerbomb…1….2…Ruff breaks up the pin attempt at the last possible second.

Bull throws Ruff out of the ring. Horst Schett sics Hans Gruber- the Extreme German Schnauzer, on him. Hans chases Ruff around the ring. Jack climbs up the corner turnbuckle and Horst hands him a brick that he puts in the back of his trunks. Suave: “IS IT TIME? HERE WE GO! YES! SCHETT-BRICK! SCHETT-BRICK! JACK DROPPED A SCHETT BRICK ON CONNER JUSTICE AND COVERS. ONE…TWO…THREE! THAT’S IT!”

KEITH OLBERMANN PROMO
Olbermann: “Rush Limbaugh. Sarah Palin. Bill O’Reilly. Ann Coulter. You all have one thing in common. You’re all THE WORST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD! … The only Countdown that’s going to happen tonight is the ‘one, two, three’ when your shoulders hit the mat.”

3 WAY DANCE FOR THE PCW TELEVISION TITLE
SEANY McMANN w/Domination Inc. © (Domination Inc.) vs. ‘No Frills’ CHRIS ESCONDIDO (Progressive Alliance) vs. DAVE the MECHANIC (Joe SixPacks)
…’The Corporate Enforcer’ Whiskey Tango Foxtrot starts chokeslamming everything in sight. First, Jimmy from SoCal. Next, Michael Hunt. Next, Richard Headd. A spotlight shines on someone in the mezzanine. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! THAT’S SNAFU!” SNAFU, who’s been training with Dr. Bill by watching old ECW DVD’s of Sabu, has a chair in his hands. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! HE’S JUMPED!” SNAFU falls right for the PCW TV Champion. At the last moment, both members of Rough Justice push McMann out of the way. *CLANG* Suave: “HOLY CRAP!” Crowd: “HOLY S@#$! HOLY S!@#! HOLY S@!#!” Suave: “ROUGH JUSTICE JUST MAY HAVE SAVED SEANY McMANN’S LIFE! DR. BILL SAID LAST WEEK THERE’D BE SOME RETRIBUTION FOR WHAT DOMINATION INC. DID TO HIS ISLAND OF MISFIT WRESTLERS. IT LOOKS LIKE DR. BILL’S MADE GOOD ON HIS PROMISE.”

THE ENTRANCE TO THE HAMMERSTEIN BALLROOM
Four guys carrying athletic bags attempt to enter. They are stopped by security. The four try to talk their way in but security turns them away. Suave: “Hmmm. I bet you Domination Inc. wanted to bring in some extra muscle again tonight. Someone must have tipped PCW off ahead of time? I wonder who found out?”

PCW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
BIG OIL w/Texas Tex and KIRK WALSTREIT – the Wall Street Market Analyst with the man crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit w/Domination Inc © (Domination Inc.) vs. A. TOM BOMB and HY DROGEN BOMB w/Newt Tron Bomb, SM Art Bomb, Incendiary Bomb, and ‘Straight Shootin’ Maverick’ John McCain (McCain’s Marauders)

‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann is on his cell phone. He doesn’t look very happy…

… Big Oil lays the boots to H-Bomb. Snap suplex, and then a knee to the head by Big Oil. Daisy Cutter-Bomb slides Walstreit a cheese grater. And he rakes it across H-Bomb’s head busting him wide open! Suave: “CHEESE GRATER! CHEESE GRATER! BOTH BOMBS ARE BLOODIED NOW!” Snap mare to H-Bomb by Big Oil. Nerve pinch by Big Oil. H-Bomb somehow fights to his feet, Big Oil turns him and powerbombs H-Bomb into corner turnbuckle. Big Oil follows up with a sit down powerbomb and covers. Suave: “One…two…NO! A-BOMB SOMEHOW GOT OVER THERE AND BROKE UP THE COUNT!”…

…A-Bomb back up top. Huge cross body to Big Oil! A-Bomb covers. 1…2…Walstreit makes the save! DDT to A-Bomb by Walstreit. H-Bomb back in. He takes Walstreit out but Big Oil just levels H-Bomb. A-Bomb from behind, back body drop on Big Oil. Suave: “HE’S SETTING HIM UP FOR THE ATOMIC POWER BOMB!” Daisy into the ring with a steel-folding chair. Suave: “WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING?” Daisy raises the chair. *CLANG* Suave: “HOLY CRAP! SHE JUST HIT HER OWN BROTHER WITH THE CHAIR…AND IT DIDN’T FAZE HIM!” A-Bomb drops Big Oil hard on the canvas and turns to Daisy. A-Bomb grabs Daisy. Daisy kicks A-Bomb in the balls. Suave: “OWWW! A-BOMB BACKS UP INTO BIG OIL. HE’S GOT HIM UP…OKLAHOMA DRILLER! OKLAHOMA DRILLER! BIG OIL COVERS. ONE…TWO…THREE!”

DOMINATION INC. SUITE
‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann is pissed. Corporate Spokesman Bradley Scott Wilson Esq is with him. McMann: “WHO LET THIS OUT?” Wilson: “I don’t know sir. It didn’t come from me.” Quadruple R enters. McMann: “Good. You’re here. You got your wish. You get O’Beck Bahama without interference. But. You’d better make sure you take care of business tonight.”

8 PERSON TAG TEAM ELIMINATION MATCH:
Mr. No-Spin BILL O’REILLY, The Queen of Political Extreme ANN COULTER, The Innovator of Extreme Broadcast Excellence RUSH LIMBAUGH, and The Alaskan Pitbull SARAH PALIN vs. MSNBC’s KEITH OLBERMANN, MSNBC’S RACHEL MADDOW, ‘Hardball’ CHRIS MATTHEWS, and ARIANNA HUFFINGTON
The bell rings. O’Reilly and Olbermann, Coulter and Maddow, Palin and Huffington, and Matthews and Limbaugh all lock up…

…Huffington escapes a powerslam and takes Palin down. They roll around the ring a bit. Suave: “CAT-FIIIIIGHT! CAT-FIIIIIGHT!” Coulter gets a knee drop to Maddow. She rams Maddow to the corner, sets her up top. Suplex from the top rope. Coulter covers. Olbermann pulls her off to break the count. *CLANG* Matthews is woozy after taking a chairshot by Limbaugh on the outside. *CLANG* Matthews goes down. Limbaugh covers. 1…2…3…

…Coulter charges with a Stinger type splash towards Huffington. Huffington moves and Coulter drives Sarah Palin hard into the corner. Palin staggers out. Maddow rolls her up. 1…2…3…

… O’Reilly clotheslines Olbermann over the top rope. Coulter has Huffington set- sit down slam. Coulter covers. 1…2…3

Suave: “It’s now three against two…

…Limbaugh grabs a steel folding chair and throws it up and dropkicks it. Olbermann ducks and the chair NAILS O’REILLY! Suave: “HOLY CRAP! O’REILLY CAUGHT THE CHAIR FLUSH ON THE KISSER. BUT OLBERMANN CAN’T COVER…WAIT! IT’S THE ANGRY LEFT WING BLOGGERS!” Run-in by the Angry Left Wing Bloggers (Daily Kos, Jane Hamsher, Paul Krugman, and Media Matters for America). Kos and Krugman takes control on Limbaugh. Powerbomb try, no, they can’t lift Limbaugh up. Olbermann for the cover on O’Reilly who’s bleeding big time now. 1…2…3. …

Suave: “… HERE COMES THE RIGHT WING BRIGADIERS!” Ingraham, Sean Hannity, Michelle Malkin, and Jonah Goldberg run-in to even the odds. Malkin and Ingraham double team Maddow right away. Hannity and Goldberg cleans house. Hamsher rams Coulter into Ingraham! Spine buster to Coulter! Hamsher misses a spear attempt on Malkin rams herself into the ringpost. Lariat to Maddow by Ingraham. Basement dropkick onto Hamsher. Maddow chokes out Malkin as Ingraham chokes out Hamsher. …

Suave: “IT’S CNN’S LOU DOBBS AND CAMPBELL BROWN, JIM COOPER AND BLUE DOG D! RINO WITH SUSAN COLLINS, OLYMPIA SNOWE, AND ARLEN SPECTOR!” ‘The Wonk Machine’ RINO spears Jonah Goldberg and then attacks Paul Krugman! Blue Dog D is out as well and we have wild brawling on the floor between him and Daily Kos! Blue Dog D tosses Kos into the steel guardrail. He has a steel folding chair. *CLANG* *CLANG* Kos flips backwards into the crowd. Blue Dog D sets another chair up by the guardrail. He runs, off the chair, and splashes Kos in the crowd…

…Rights by Coulter. Atomic drop on Maddow and Coulter rams her into the corner. Big splash on Maddow. Suave: “MADDOW’S IN TROUBLE! WAIT A MINUTE! OLBERMANN HAS A BAT! HOLY CRAP! HE JUST TOOK OUT COULTER!” Olbermann covers 1…2…3…

Limbaugh covers Maddow. 1…2…3.

Suave: “AND IT’S DOWN TO LIMBAUGH vs. OLBERMANN…

… Limbaugh smirks. Olbermann sneers. He again cocks the bat back to swing. The crowd rises when two men run out and grab the bat. Suave: “IT’S CNBC’S RICK SANTELLI AND JIM CRAMER!” Olbermann whirls around to see. *CLANG* Suave: “HOLY CRAP! LIMBAUGH NAILS OLBERMANN WITH THE CHAIR! OLBERMANN STAGGERS AND FALLS ON THE RING TABLE!” Santelli and Cramer set Olbermann up. Limbaugh climbs the corner turnbuckle. Suave: “HE’S NOT! HE’S NOT GOING TO DO THIS!” Limbaugh leaps and plows Olbermann through the table. Crowd: “PCW!…PCW!…PCW!…” Suave: “HOLY CRAP! OLBERMANN DESTROYED THAT TABLE! LIMBAUGH CRAWLS OVER. 1…2…3.”

PCW WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH:
MIA MARGARITA (Domination Inc.) vs. KATHRYN RANDALL COLLINS © (Domination Inc)
…The bell rings. KRC and Mia come out and circle. Mia stops and stands up straight. KRC pokes her with her finger. Mia falls down as if she’s been shot. The crowd immediately starts to boo. KRC puts her foot on Mia’s stomach. 1…2…3.

PCW TITLE MATCH:
O’BECK BAHAMA w/ ‘Not Just Intolerable, Not Just Unbearable, He is’ Justin Sufferable © (Progressive Alliance) vs. QUADRUPLE R w/Domination Inc. (Domination Inc.)

…He pulls Bahama up again and Quadrupleplexs the champ. Cover. 1…2…NO! Again, Bahama kicks out. Irish whip by Quad R. Suave: “SLEEPER! QUAD R HAS A SLEEPER LOCKED IN!” Quad R has Bahama dead center in the ring. Suave: “HE’S STARTING TO FADE. QUAD R IS HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE. HE MAY BE MERE SECONDS AWAY FROM BECOMING THE PCW CHAMPION!” Bahama stumbles a step forward and falls to one knee. Then he topples forward. Suave: “THAT’S IT! NO! BAHAMA HAS HIS HAND ON THE ROPES! BUT QUAD R THINKS HE’S WON!” The ref breaks the hold and Quad R starts celebrating in the ring. He goes for the belt. Suave: “THE REF JUST TOLD HIM THAT BAHAMA MADE THE ROPES! QUAD R CAN’T BELIEVE IT!” Quad R gets in the ref’s face and starts arguing with him- giving Bahama invaluable time to recover. Mr. McMann screams at Quad R to cover him. Quad R pushes the ref and goes out to get a chair…

Suave: “MR. McMANN CAN’T BELIEVE IT! ALL QUAD R HAS TO DO IS PULLS BAHAMA OUT OF THE ROPES AND HE’D WIN THE MATCH!” McMann continues to yell at Quad R to cover Bahama. Quad R back in the ring with a chair. *CLANG* He takes out the ref. McMann can’t believe it. Bahama slowly regains his faculties. The crowd suddenly roars. Suave: “IT’S RUSH LIMBAUGH! THE INNOVATOR OF EXTREME BROADCAST EXCELLENCE!” Rush grabs a steel folding chair and potatoes Bahama with it. Suave: “HOLY CRAP!” McMann again screams at Quad R to pin Bahama. He finally pulls Bahama out of the ropes and covers. No referee. Suave: “QUAD R JUST ROYALLY SCREWED HIMSELF! AND HERE COMES JOE SIXPACKS!”

Mia Margarita slips into the ring. Suave: “ALL HELL’S BROKE LOOSE!” Mia locates Bahama and goes over to him. She tries to kiss him but a hand grabs her arm and yanks her back. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! IT’S PCW SECURITY DIRECTOR DAWN McGILL!” The crowd stands. McGill rips off the lip cover and puts it on. Then she plants a kiss on Mia. Suave: “YES! YES! MIA’S GETTING SOME OF HER OWN MEDICINE!” Mia’s arms go limp and her legs become rubbery. McGill lets go and she plops on the canvas. McGill rips the lip cover off and throws it out of the ring. She now goes to the Singapore cane. *CRACK* Down goes Big Oil. *CRACK* Next, Kirk Walstreit. *CRACK* Daisy Cutter-Bomb. Suave: “McGILL IS CLEANING HOUSE!”

Quad R grabs McGill from behind. He sets her for the Scorpion Death Drop. McGill does a back flip out of it and then plants her 4” stilettos in Quad R’s groin. Suave: “HOLY CRAP!” Quad R staggers backwards into Bahama. Bahama quickly puts him in the Bahama Backbreaker. Suave: “HE’S GOT HIM! HE’S GOT HIM! WILL QUAD R TAP OUT? BAHAMA CINCHES IT IN BUT QUAD R REFUSES TO TAP!” A new ref asks Quad R if he wants to give up. Quad R doesn’t answer. Suave: “HE’S PASSED OUT. BAHAMA DUMPS HIM ON THE CANVAS. HE’S STILL THE PCW CHAMPION!”

PCW NEWSLINE:

ROUGH JUSTICE RELEASED FROM HOSPITAL THIS MORNING
D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice both were released from a Buffalo hospital after suffering concussions in their match Sunday night at PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction.

REPLAY: 3/8-PCW WEAPONS OF MASS POLITICAL DESTRUCTION
POST MATCH AFTER PCW TELEVISION TITLE BOUT

A spotlight shines on someone in the mezzanine. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! THAT’S SNAFU!” SNAFU, who’s been training with Dr. Bill by watching old ECW DVD’s of Sabu, has a chair in his hands. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! HE’S JUMPED!” SNAFU falls right for the PCW TV Champion. At the last moment, both members of Rough Justice push McMann out of the way. *CLANG* Suave: “HOLY CRAP!” Crowd: “HOLY S@#$! HOLY S!@#! HOLY S@!#!” Suave: “ROUGH JUSTICE JUST MAY HAVE SAVED SEANY McMANN’S LIFE!

Rough Justice were sent home to rest and should be back by the first of April.

MIA MARGARITA ALSO RELEASED FROM HOSPITAL
Mia left a Buffalo hospital late last night after sufficiently recovering from the effects of the neuro-paralyzing drug she absorbed Sunday night. Mia should be back in action by the end of the month.

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PCW CEO BARACK OBAMA’S OFFICE
Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Steny Hoyer, Mitch McConnell, and John Boehner are all seated. Mr. McMann walks in. McMann: “Obama, you said you wanted a-” McMann sees the others in the room. Obama: “Yes, Mr. McMann. Ms. Pelosi has something she’d like to tell you.” Pelosi: “In lieu of the fact that you cheated our fans out of two matches Sunday night and the way that Domination Inc. ‘helped’ your son become the PCW Television champion, the PCW Competition Committee has voted 3-2 that Seany McMann will defend the PCW Television Title in just a few minutes against ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido in a cage match.” McMann: “But-” Pelosi: “Oh. And in the event little McMann thinks he can DQ himself and hold on to the title, I’ve made it a no DQ match. Oh…and no interference or else the belt changes hands.” McMann is stunned. He glances at Mitch McConnell. McConnell: “Sorry, Mr. McMann. There’s nothing we could have done about this one.”

Suave: “YOU HEARD IT! A CAGE MATCH BETWEEN SEANY McMANN AND ‘NO FRILLS’ CHRIS ESCONDIDO FOR THE PCW TELEVISION TITLE. COMING UP NEXT, RIGHT AFTER THIS…”

PCW NEWSLINE:

POLITICAL CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING ANNOUNCES: “PCW EXTREME MARCH MAYHEM”
Starting next Tuesday, 3/17, PCW will hold a tag team tournament- just like NCAA Basketball. There will be 16 tag teams in all in brackets and the winner gets a guaranteed shot at the PCW Tag Team Title.

There will also be a women’s single tournament held simultaneously. The winner of the women’s tournament will also get a title shot (for the women’s belt).

Dates are as follows:3/17, 3/24, 3/29, and the championships will be held on 3/31.

The brackets will be unveiled in the 3/16 PCW Newsline.

UPCOMING EVENTS:
3/12- PCW Newsline
3/16- PCW Newsline- PCW Extreme March Mayhem Brackets Released
3/17- PCW Fourth Anniversary Birthday Show from Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon
3/19- PCW Newsline
3/23- PCW Newsline
3/24- PCW Extreme Political TV- Quarterfinals of the tag team and women’s tournament
3/26- PCW Newsline
3/29- PCW Special on P-SPAN- Semi Finals of the tag team and women’s tournament
3/30- PCW Newsline
3/31- PCW Extreme Political TV- Championships of the tag team and women’s tournament

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MATCH #2 PCW TELEVISION TITLE CAGE MATCH
‘No Frills’ CHRIS ESCONDIDO (Progressive Alliance)
vs.
‘The Little Sports Entertainment Genius’ SEANY McMANN © (Domination Inc)
Escondido paces back and forth inside the cage. Seany’s still outside. Suave: “It looks like they’re having problems getting Seany to go into the cage.” Mr. McMann tries to drag a kicking and screaming Seany towards the cage door. Finally, ‘Corporate Enforcer’ Whiskey Tango Foxtrot picks Seany up and deposits him in the cage. The door is shut. The bell rings. Seany runs for his life. Escondido stalks him. Seany slides under the ropes and runs around the ring apron. Escondido waits and measures him. Finally, dropkick by Escondido ricochets Seany’s face off the cage. Escondido flips Seany over the top rope back into the ring. He drags Seany across the ring and flings him into the cage. Suave: “HE’S BUSTED OPEN!” Seany twirls and staggers. Escondido drags him the other and whips him into the cage. Then again, across the ring and Seany’s face mashes into the cage. And then the other way. Suave: “SEANY’S FACE IS A FREAKIN’ MESS. HE DOESN’T KNOW WHERE HE’S AT.”

Bulldog by Escondido. Suave: “ANKLE LOCK! ANKLE LOCK! THAT’S IT! ‘NO FRILLS’ CHRIS ESCONDIDO WINS BACK THE PCW TELEVISION TITLE!”

WINNER AND NEW PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION: ‘No Frills’ CHRIS ESCONDIDO

Suave: “THAT’S ALL FOR TONIGHT! NEXT WEEK, PCW EXTREME MARCH MAYHEM! SEE YOU THEN!

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O’Beck Bahama vs. Quadruple R for the PCW Title

Suave: “And now it’s down to the big one. Quadruple R has been a provisional champion. He’s been close on several occasions but never has been able to keep his temper in check and composure to finish the job. Is tonight the night he puts it all together. How much Domination Inc. interference will factor into the match?”

REPLAY: 3/3 PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV:
#1 CONTENDER’S MATCH FOR THE PCW TITLE- QUADRUPLE R w/Domination Inc. (Domination Inc.) vs. KEVIN SCOTT w/Joe SixPacks (Joe SixPacks)

Scott and Quad R exchange shots in the center of the ring. Quad R gains control and whips Scott who comes right off the ropes with a flying shoulder tackle. Quad R tries to flee again but Scott drags him back in. Whip, elbow, whip, spinebuster into a double single-leg crab! Suave: “QUAD R IN TROUBLE! CAN HE BREAK THE- …WAIT A MINUTE! WHO THE HELL IS THAT?” Four masked men hit the ring and attack Scott with batons. Quad R glares over at Mr. McMann. Suave: “Quadruple team on Kevin Scott. HERE COMES THE JOE SIXPACKS!” American Trucker and Average Joe, Dave the Mechanic, and Joe the Plumber run out. The four masked men immediately turn on the four attacking Joe SixPacks. Quad R leans against the corner turnbuckle as Big Oil is now in the ring. He pulls Scott up by the neck. Lift Chokeslam. To the corner turnbuckle. Climb up. Put Scott in position. Suave: “OKLAHOMA DRILLER! OKLAHOMA DRILLER! HE JUST SPIKED SCOTT TO THE CANVAS AND HE’S NOT GETTING UP.” A disgusted Quad R skulks over and covers. 1…2…3.

Suave: “The other thing to keep an eye on is whether Quad R and Domination Inc. are on the same page.” Both men in the ring. Charlene Ann Beckworth does the special big time ring introduction to both men.

MATCH #7 FOR THE PCW TITLE:
O’BECK BAHAMA w/ ‘Not Just Intolerable, Not Just Unbearable, He is’ Justin Sufferable © (Progressive Alliance)
vs.
QUADRUPLE R w/Domination Inc. (Domination Inc.)

Suave: “HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS…HERE WE GO.” The bell ring. Both men come out cautiously. Lock up in the middle of the ring. Both men push back and forth. Bahama forces Quad R into the ropes. Chops by Bahama. Quad R switches places and lays the chops on Bahama. Inverted atomic drop by Bahama. Quick cover. 1…2…Quad R kicks out. Vertical Suplex by Bahama. Another cover. 1…Quad R again kicks out. Bahama charges for a lariat. Quad R ducks and hits a German Suplex. Twisting neckbreaker. Quad R covers. 1…Bahama kicks out. Bahama is a half step behind and Quad R catches him with an arm drag takedown. Bahama powers up and goes for another lariat. Quad R counters to a powerbomb and covers. 1…2…Bahama gets the shoulder up. Quad R slaps Bahama around, trash-talking him. Bahama whips him into the ropes but Quad R responds with the THESZ PRESS! Bahama goes to the floor for a time out. Quad R hits the somersault plancha. Crowd: “PCW!…PCW!…PCW!” Back in, Quad R hits a sunset bomb. ONE, TWO, THRE-NO! Bahama takes it to the floor and sandwiches Quad R in between the barricade and the table. Bahama up on the ring apron. He goes for a splash. Quad R moves and Bahama hits the barricade hard. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! The champion seems a little sluggish tonight and Quad R is keeping his cool so far- CRADLE PILEDRIVER ON THE FLOOR BY QUADRUPLE R! ONE, TWO, THRE-NO! BAHAMA GOT HIS SHOULDER UP JUST IN TIME.” Bahama desperately goes for a lariat, but again Quad R beats him to it. ONE, TWO, THRE-NO! Again, Bahama gets the shoulder up. Mr. McMann claps his hands and shouts encouragement to Quadruple R.

Suave: “So far, so good for Quadruple R. He’s kept his cool. And Bahama may need to shake off more ring rust than he thought he had.” Back in the ring, Quad R rips off the turnbuckle pads. He whips Bahama in and the champ backflips over the turnbuckle a la Ric Flair. Quad R hits a flying clothesline and sends Bahama flying off the ring apron. Quad R Stampede dropkicks Bahama and hits a lightning legline. Cover. 1…2…Kick out. Quad R comes back with the Ricolabomb on the floor. Cover. 1…2…Bahama kicks out at two. Quad R rocks Bahama with uppercuts and then strangles him with the tag rope. Bahama hulks up and powers out. Quad R hits another Ricolabomb. ONE, TWO, THRE-NO! Quad R gives the first indication of frustration as he glares at the ref. He pulls Bahama up again and Quadrupleplexs the champ. Cover. 1…2…NO! Again, Bahama kicks out. Irish whip by Quad R. Suave: “SLEEPER! QUAD R HAS A SLEEPER LOCKED IN!” Quad R has Bahama dead center in the ring. Suave: “HE’S STARTING TO FADE. QUAD R IS HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE. HE MAY BE MERE SECONDS AWAY FROM BECOMING THE PCW CHAMPION!” Bahama stumbles a step forward and falls to one knee. Then he topples forward. Suave: “THAT’S IT! NO! BAHAMA HAS HIS HAND ON THE ROPES! BUT QUAD R THINKS HE’S WON!” The ref breaks the hold and Quad R starts celebrating in the ring. He goes for the belt. Suave: “THE REF JUST TOLD HIM THAT BAHAMA MADE THE ROPES! QUAD R CAN’T BELIEVE IT!” Quad R gets in the ref’s face and starts arguing with him- giving Bahama invaluable time to recover. Mr. McMann screams at Quad R to cover him. Quad R pushes the ref and goes out to get a chair.

Suave: “MR. McMANN CAN’T BELIEVE IT! ALL QUAD R HAS TO DO IS PULLS BAHAMA OUT OF THE ROPES AND HE’D WIN THE MATCH!” McMann continues to yell at Quad R to cover Bahama. Quad R back in the ring with a chair. *CLANG* He takes out the ref. McMann can’t believe it. Bahama slowly regains his faculties. The crowd suddenly roars. Suave: “IT’S RUSH LIMBAUGH! THE INNOVATOR OF EXTREME BROADCAST EXCELLENCE!” Rush grabs a steel folding chair and potatoes Bahama with it. Suave: “HOLY CRAP!” McMann again screams at Quad R to pin Bahama. He finally pulls Bahama out of the ropes and covers. No referee. Suave: “QUAD R JUST ROYALLY SCREWED HIMSELF! AND HERE COMES JOE SIXPACKS!” Average Joe and the American Trucker hit the ring and attack Quad R. Kevin Scott follows. Triple team work on Quad R. Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit hit the ring for Domination Inc. Daisy Cutter-Bomb again gets involved. Mia Margarita slips into the ring. Suave: “ALL HELL’S BROKE LOOSE!” Mia locates Bahama and goes over to him. She tries to kiss him but a hand grabs her arm and yanks her back. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! IT’S PCW SECURITY DIRECTOR DAWN McGILL!” The crowd stands. McGill rips off the lip cover and puts it on. Then she plants a kiss on Mia. Suave: “YES! YES! MIA’S GETTING SOME OF HER OWN MEDICINE!” Mia’s arms go limp and her legs become rubbery. McGill lets go and she plops on the canvas. McGill rips the lip cover off and throws it out of the ring. She now goes to the Singapore cane. *CRACK* Down goes Big Oil. *CRACK* Next, Kirk Walstreit. *CRACK* Daisy Cutter-Bomb. Suave: “McGILL IS CLEANING HOUSE!”

Quad R grabs McGill from behind. He sets her for the Scorpion Death Drop. McGill does a back flip out of it and then plants her 4” stilettos in Quad R’s groin. Suave: “HOLY CRAP!” Quad R staggers backwards into Bahama. Bahama quickly puts him in the Bahama Backbreaker. Suave: “HE’S GOT HIM! HE’S GOT HIM! WILL QUAD R TAP OUT? BAHAMA CINCHES IT IN BUT QUAD R REFUSES TO TAP!” A new ref asks Quad R if he wants to give up. Quad R doesn’t answer. Suave: “HE’S PASSED OUT. BAHAMA DUMPS HIM ON THE CANVAS. HE’S STILL THE PCW CHAMPION!”

WINNER AND STILL PCW CHAMPION: O’BECK BAHAMA

Suave: “FOUR TITLE MATCHES. NO NEW CHAMPIONS! O’BECK BAHAMA MAKES IT THROUGH A TOUGH BATTLE WITH QUADRUPLE R TO RETAIN HIS PCW TITLE! THAT’S IT FROM THE HAMMERSTEIN BALLROOM! THE FALLOUT FROM TONIGHT IN JUST TWO DAYS ON PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV!”

Bill O’Reilly, Sarah Palin, Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh vs. Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, Arianna Huffington, and Chris Matthews Plus The PCW Women’s Title Match

DOMINATION INC. SUITE
‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann is pissed. Corporate Spokesman Bradley Scott Wilson Esq is with him. McMann: “WHO LET THIS OUT?” Wilson: “I don’t know sir. It didn’t come from me.” Quadruple R enters. McMann: “Good. You’re here. You got your wish. You get O’Beck Bahama without interference. But. You’d better make sure you take care of business tonight.”

MATCH #5 8 PERSON TAG TEAM ELIMINATION MATCH:
Mr. No-Spin BILL O’REILLY, The Queen of Political Extreme ANN COULTER, The Innovator of Extreme Broadcast Excellence RUSH LIMBAUGH, and The Alaskan Pitbull SARAH PALIN
vs.
MSNBC’s KEITH OLBERMANN, MSNBC’S RACHEL MADDOW, ‘Hardball’ CHRIS MATTHEWS, and ARIANNA HUFFINGTON

Suave: “Basically, once you get pinned- you’re out. The team with the last person standing wins the match.” The bell rings. O’Reilly and Olbermann, Coulter and Maddow, Palin and Huffington, and Matthews and Limbaugh all lock up. O’Reilly with lefts to beat down Olbermann. Limbaugh talks crap at Matthews as the crowd chants ‘Oxy-contin’ at him. Limbaugh tries to toss Matthews out of the ring, but Matthews gets a wristlock. Headlock counter by Limbaugh, off the ropes and Matthews misses a dropkick. Limbaugh celebrates and then tosses Matthews through the ropes and eats a dropkick by Olbermann. Maddow is able to reverse a toss and rams Coulter into the corner. Maddow hits lefts and rights. Coulter tries to come out but Maddow tosses her back first into the corner. Huffington escapes a powerslam and takes Palin down. They roll around the ring a bit. Suave: “CAT-FIIIIIGHT! CAT-FIIIIIGHT!” Coulter gets a knee drop to Maddow. She rams Maddow to the corner, sets her up top. Suplex from the top rope. Coulter covers. Olbermann pulls her off to break the count. *CLANG* Matthews is woozy after taking a chairshot by Limbaugh on the outside. *CLANG* Matthews goes down. Limbaugh covers. 1…2…3

‘Hardball’ CHRIS MATTHEWS ELIMINATED

Coulter charges with a Stinger type splash towards Huffington. Huffington moves and Coulter drives Sarah Palin hard into the corner. Palin staggers out. Maddow rolls her up. 1…2…3.

‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ SARAH PALIN ELIMINATED

Huffington and Maddow work over Coulter who is caught in between them and the ropes. Maddow rams Coulter hard into the corner turnbuckle. Maddow picks her up and puts Coulter in the tree of woe. Maddow with another corner splash. Tries another… Limbaugh snatches her…DDT! Limbaugh covers. 1…2…No. Olbermann makes the save. And then O’Reilly clotheslines Olbermann over the top rope. Coulter has Huffington set- sit down slam. Coulter covers. 1…2…3.

ARIANNA HUFFINGTON ELIMINATED

Suave: “It’s now three against two. Limbaugh and O’Reilly immediately doubleteam Olbermann on the outside. O’Reilly holds Olbermann. Limbaugh grabs a steel folding chair and throws it up and dropkicks it. Olbermann ducks and the chair NAILS O’REILLY! Suave: “HOLY CRAP! O’REILLY CAUGHT THE CHAIR FLUSH ON THE KISSER. BUT OLBERMANN CAN’T COVER…WAIT! IT’S THE ANGRY LEFT WING BLOGGERS!” Run-in by the Angry Left Wing Bloggers (Daily Kos, Jane Hamsher, Paul Krugman, and Media Matters for America). Kos and Krugman takes control on Limbaugh. Powerbomb try, no, they can’t lift Limbaugh up. Olbermann for the cover on O’Reilly who’s bleeding big time now. 1…2…3.

BILL O’REILLY ELIMINATED

Hamsher rakes Coulter’s eyes. She and Maddow double teams Coulter. They just beat her down. Maddow goes for the cover. 1…2… Suave: “NO! LAURA INGRAHAM MAKES THE SAVE AND HERE COMES THE RIGHT WING BRIGADIERS!” Ingraham, Sean Hannity, Michelle Malkin, and Jonah Goldberg run-in to even the odds. Malkin and Ingraham double team Maddow right away. Hannity and Goldberg cleans house. Hamsher rams Coulter into Ingraham! Spine buster to Coulter! Hamsher misses a spear attempt on Malkin rams herself into the ringpost. Lariat to Maddow by Ingraham. Basement dropkick onto Hamsher. Maddow chokes out Malkin as Ingraham chokes out Hamsher.

More people hit the ring. Suave: “NOW HOLD ON! WHO’S THIS? IT’S CNN’S LOU DOBBS AND CAMPBELL BROWN, JIM COOPER AND BLUE DOG D! RINO WITH SUSAN COLLINS, OLYMPIA SNOWE, AND ARLEN SPECTOR!” ‘The Wonk Machine’ RINO spears Jonah Goldberg and then attacks Paul Krugman! Blue Dog D is out as well and we have wild brawling on the floor between him and Daily Kos! Blue Dog D tosses Kos into the steel guardrail. He has a steel folding chair. *CLANG* *CLANG* Kos flips backwards into the crowd. Blue Dog D sets another chair up by the guardrail. He runs, off the chair, and splashes Kos in the crowd. Crowd: “PCW!…PCW!…PCW!…” Lou Dobbs charges into the battle! Spinning forearm to Media Matters for America. Leg lariat on Olbermann! Maddow nails him and then gets a stunner from Campbell Brown! Brown climbs all the way up top…Hamsher is over to stop her. Missile drop kick sends Hamsher through the ropes and out of the ring. Blue Dog D chases Hannity up the aisle. RINO cleans house with belly to bellies on Goldberg, Krugman, and Kos. He lawn darts Media Matters over the top rope. Suave: “Well, an auspicious debut by Blue Dog D and RINO! They’ve cleared the ring and now it’s just Limbaugh and Coulter vs. Olbermann and Maddow.”They all attack each other. Maddow is thrown into the corner. Rights by Coulter. Atomic drop on Maddow and Coulter rams her into the corner. Big splash on Maddow. Suave: “MADDOW’S IN TROUBLE! WAIT A MINUTE! OLBERMANN HAS A BAT! HOLY CRAP! HE JUST TOOK OUT COULTER!” Olbermann covers 1…2…3.

ANN COULTER ELIMINATED

Limbaugh covers Maddow. 1…2…3.

RACHEL MADDOW ELIMINATED

Suave: “AND IT’S DOWN TO LIMBAUGH vs. OLBERMANN. Olbermann swings wildly at Limbaugh with the bat. Limbaugh out of the ring and finds a steel-folding chair. Olbermann on the floor now. He swings. *CLANK* Limbaugh blocks it with the chair. Limbaugh and Olbermann begin to taunt each other. Olbermann swings again. *CLANK* The bat nails the ring post. Limbaugh smirks. Olbermann sneers. He again cocks the bat back to swing. The crowd rises when two men run out and grab the bat. Suave: “IT’S CNBC’S RICK SANTELLI AND JIM CRAMER!” Olbermann whirls around to see. *CLANG* Suave: “HOLY CRAP! LIMBAUGH NAILS OLBERMANN WITH THE CHAIR! OLBERMANN STAGGERS AND FALLS ON THE RING TABLE!” Santelli and Cramer set Olbermann up. Limbaugh climbs the corner turnbuckle. Suave: “HE’S NOT! HE’S NOT GOING TO DO THIS!” Limbaugh leaps and plows Olbermann through the table. Crowd: “PCW!…PCW!…PCW!…” Suave: “HOLY CRAP! OLBERMANN DESTROYED THAT TABLE! LIMBAUGH CRAWLS OVER. 1…2…3.”

WINNER: RUSH LIMBAUGH, BILL O’REILLY, SARAH PALIN, AND ANN COULTER

Nurse Nellie and the PCW Clean Up Crew hit the ring area to check on Olbermann and Coulter.

Suave: “While Nurse Nellie tends to Keith Olbermann, let’s go back to last week on PCW Extreme Political TV and see how the Women’s Title match came about.”

REPLAY: 3/3 PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV:
BACKSTAGE
Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen lies unconscious on the floor with the Alaskan Pitbull Sarah Palin tending to her. Nurse Nellie and the PCW Clean-Up Crew quickly respond…

#1 CONTENDERS MATCH FOR THE PCW WOMEN’S TITLE: ‘PCW EXTREME PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL’ TESSA MARTIN (Joe SixPacks) vs. ?????
Suave: “HOLY CRAP! MIA MARGARITA? THE STAR OF ‘SHOT AT SCORING WITH A SLUTTY VIDEO TELEVISION REALITY SHOW BABE?’ Mia slides into the ring. Suave: “Okay. I guess this is our match.” The bell rings. Mia circles the ring. Tessa methodically hunts her down. Eventually, Mia is trapped in the corner. Suave: “Well, I guess we’re going to find out real fast just how Mia handles herself in the ring.” Mia feigns going to the right. She feigns going to the left. Both times, Tessa has her covered. Mia suddenly rushes Tessa and… Suave: “HOLY CRAP! SHE’S…SHE’S…KISSING HER?” The crowd stands and cheers. Crowd: “PCW!…PCW!…PCW!” Tessa’s arms and legs suddenly go limp. Her eyes roll up inside her head and Mia gently lays her on the canvas. Suave: “IT WAS HER! IT WAS MIA MARGARITA WHO TOOK OUT DAWN McGILL AND DAVE THE MECHANIC AND KALEE JONES AND EMILY LIST!” Tessa lies on the canvas, not moving. Mia asks for and is handed a microphone. Mia: “Ladies and gentlemen. You can call that the…LONG…KISS…GOODNIGHT!” Mia puts her foot on Tessa’s chest. 1…2…3…

…Limbaugh, ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ and CEO of Domination Inc. Mr. McMann, and CFO Gordon Guyko come out clapping their hands. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! MIA WAS PART OF THE PLAN THE WHOLE TIME! THIS WAS ALL A SCHEME TO MAKE SURE THAT DOMINATION INC. KEEPS THE PCW WOMEN’S TITLE!”

MATCH #6 PCW WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH:
MIA MARGARITA (Domination Inc.)
vs.
KATHRYN RANDALL COLLINS © (Domination Inc
)
Suave: “Strange. No Domination Inc. presence ringside. I guess we’re going to find out real quick just what this is all about. Is Mia going to challenge KRC?” The bell rings. KRC and Mia come out and circle. Mia stops and stands up straight. KRC pokes her with her finger. Mia falls down as if she’s been shot. Suave: “FINGERPOKE OF DOOM! FINGERPOKE OF DOOM!” The crowd immediately starts to boo. KRC puts her foot on Mia’s stomach. 1…2…3.

WINNER AND STILL PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: KATHRYN RANDALL COLLINS

Suave: “AGAIN, THIS WAS THE PLAN ALL ALONG BY DOMINATION, INC. I HOPE MIA MARGARITA MADE ENOUGH MONEY TO JUSTIFY HER PARTICIPATION IN THIS.” KRC waves the crowd. The crowd boos and starts to throw things into the ring.

PCW TV Title and Tag Team Title Matches

MATCH #3: 3 WAY DANCE FOR THE PCW TELEVISION TITLE
SEANY McMANN w/Domination Inc. © (Domination Inc.)
vs.
‘No Frills’ CHRIS ESCONDIDO (Progressive Alliance)
vs.
DAVE the MECHANIC (Joe SixPacks)
Suave:
“DAVE THE MECHANIC WILL NOT BE IN THIS MATCH DUE TO THE ATTACK ON HIM JUST A FEW MINUTES AGO. PCW’S INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER WOODWARD BERNSTEIN IS ATTEMPTING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF WHAT’S GOING ON.” Escondido and McMann wait for the bell. It rings and McMann hauls ass under the ropes and out. The crowd immediately boos as Domination Inc. leads the PCW TV champion back down the aisle towards the dressing room. Suave: “ESCONDIDO IS PISSED. BUT HE’S HOPELESSLY OUTNUMBERED…HOLD IT! THE CROWD’S CHEERING! THERE’S SOMETHING GOING ON DOWN THERE. IT’S A HUGE BRAWL! IT’S…DR. BILL’S ISLAND OF MISFIT WRESTLERS!”

Jimmy from SoCal, Snott Flemmstein shoots green snot from his prosthetic nose, Michael Hunt and Richard Headd of ‘Guys With Unfortunate First Names Given Their Last Names’ actually get some offense in, Dread Pirate Douggie, Dick Van Dam…DVD, and Dr. Ivan Rectum-Fighting Proctologist battle with Domination Inc’s Seany McMann, Rough Justice, Corporate Counsel Felcher and Felcher, Daisy Cutter-Bomb, Corporate Spokesperson Bradley Scott Wilson, Esq., Corporate Secretary Richard Emerson Brantley III, and ‘The Corporate Enforcer’ Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. WTF starts chokeslamming everything in sight. First, Jimmy from SoCal. Next, Michael Hunt. Next, Richard Headd. A spotlight shines on someone in the mezzanine. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! THAT’S SNAFU!” SNAFU, who’s been training with Dr. Bill by watching old ECW DVD’s of Sabu, has a chair in his hands. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! HE’S JUMPED!” SNAFU falls right for the PCW TV Champion. At the last moment, both members of Rough Justice push McMann out of the way. *CLANG* Suave: “HOLY CRAP!” Crowd: “HOLY S@#$! HOLY S!@#! HOLY S@!#!” Suave: “ROUGH JUSTICE JUST MAY HAVE SAVED SEANY McMANN’S LIFE! DR. BILL SAID LAST WEEK THERE’D BE SOME RETRIBUTION FOR WHAT DOMINATION INC. DID TO HIS ISLAND OF MISFIT WRESTLERS. IT LOOKS LIKE DR. BILL’S MADE GOOD ON HIS PROMISE.”

WINNER: NO MATCH- SEANY McMANN RETAINS THE PCW TELEVISION TITLE

An angry Escondido storms out of the ring. Suave: “He’s not happy and I don’t blame him. Wait a sec. Here comes Dr. Bill.” Dr. Bill: “Suave. We took out Dave the Mechanic a few minutes ago. SNAFU should have been in that match to start with. We’ve warned everyone that the wrestlers in my Island of Misfit Wrestlers aren’t going to tolerate crap anymore. Under my guidance, I’ve given them a sense of purpose and a goal. Domination Inc. may have escaped with the TV belt tonight. But I promise you this- SNAFU will be the next PCW TV champion. SNAFU is going to hunt Seany McMann down like that dog he is and take that title. Now go take on the day!” Suave: “Okay. Dr. Bill with some strong words for Domination Inc. and PCW TV champion Seany McMann.

THE ENTRANCE TO THE HAMMERSTEIN BALLROOM
Four guys carrying athletic bags attempt to enter. They are stopped by security. The four try to talk their way in but security turns them away. Suave: “Hmmm. I bet you Domination Inc. wanted to bring in some extra muscle again tonight. Someone must have tipped PCW off ahead of time? I wonder who found out?”

Suave: “Let’s take a look at how we arrived at tonight’s PCW Tag Team title match.”

REPLAY: 2/15- A. TOM BOMB and HY DROGEN BOMB w/Newt Tron Bomb, SM Art Bomb, Incendiary Bomb, and ‘Straight Shootin’ Maverick’ John McCain (McCain’s Marauders) vs. GRIZZLY ADAM and HUNTER the HUNTER w/Alaska Pitbull Sarah Palin (SarahPAC) from the Mancusco Convention Center, Omaha, NE
…Hunter battles back but A-Bomb wallops him from behind. A-Bomb gets him up. ATOMIC POWER BOMB! A-Bomb covers. 1…2…Grizzly breaks the count. Grizzly whips A-Bomb into the corner. *SNAP* BEAR TRAP! BEAR TRAP!

The ref asks A-Bomb if he wants to quit. A-Bomb says no. Incendiary Bomb hits the ring and tosses Grizzly and Hunter out of the way. He reaches down and forces the bear trap open. A-Bomb out but hurting big time. Incendiary then takes the bear trap and blasts Hunter with it. Hunter is down and bleeding big time. Grizzly attacks and gets caught. I-Bomb lifts…INCENDIARY POWER BOMB! I-Bomb takes Hunter up to the top rope. BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA! Hunter bounces a foot off the canvas. H-Bomb covers. 1…2…3.

REPLAY: 2/17- PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV: ROUGH JUSTICE: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice w/Domination Inc. (Domination Inc.) vs. JACK SCHETT and BULL SCHETT w/Horst Schett and Hans Gruber- the Extreme German Schnauzer (Progressive Alliance)
…Kirk Walstreit dives off with a clothesline and sends Bull Schett into the crowd. Back in the ring, Connor Justice fires Jack Schett into the corner turnbuckle. Suave: “Not a bright move on Bull Schett’s part. He’s just left Jack Schett alone to fight off both Ruff and Justice.” As the fight outside continues through the crowd, Ruff gets HARDCORE by blasting Jack Schett with steel handcuffs. Jack’s busted open. Ruff fires an uppercut and then whips Jack into the ropes. Quad R plasters Jack with a steel-folding chair from the outside. Horst Schett sics Hans Gruber- the Extreme German Schnauzer on Quad R who takes off running.

Walstreit and Big Oil continue to mug Bull Schett in the crowd. Back ringside, Ruff dumps Jack Schett over the top rope. Daisy Cutter-Bomb sets up a table. Suave: “This is not good.” Ruff and Justice lift Jack up- *WHAM* right through the table. Rough Justice is in complete control now as they continue the beatdown. Jack is rolled back into the ring. Ruff hands Justice a taser. Suave: “THIS COULD BE IT!” *ZZZZAP* Suave: “THAT’S IT!”

REPLAY: 2/24- PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV: Number One Contender’s Match for the PCW Tag Team Title- ROUGH JUSTICE: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice w/Domination Inc. (Domination Inc.) vs. A. TOM BOMB and HY DROGEN BOMB w/Newt Tron Bomb, SM Art Bomb, Incendiary Bomb, and ‘Straight Shootin’ Maverick’ John McCain (McCain’s Marauders)
Suave: “AND EVERYONE’S IN THE RING!” Domination Inc’s Big Oil, Kirk Walstreit, Quadruple R, and Daisy Cutter-Bomb hit the ring. Newt Tron Bomb and Incendiary Bomb join in. Big Oil choke slams N-Bomb. Incendiary Bomb nails an Incendiary Power Bomb on Kirk Walstreit. Quad R and Ruff battle with A-Bomb. Daisy sneaks in from behind and low blows A-Bomb. Ruff goes for the taser. Suave: “WAIT! IT’S THE EXTREME GERMAN SCHAUNZER HANS GRUBER!” The dog immediately leaps and chomps Ruff in the balls. The taser drops to the canvas. Suave: “HERE COMES JACK AND BULL SCHETT!”

Jack Schett and Bull Schett go right after Big Oil. Ruff spins around wildly, trying to pry Hans Gruber’s jaws from his balls. Big Oil is dumped out of the ring by Jack and Bull Schett. I-Bomb finds Justice and gives him an Incendiary Power Bomb. Suave: “NOW HE’S TAKING HIM TO THE TOP ROPE!… *WHAM* …BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA! BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA!” A-Bomb covers. Daisy goes for the save. I-Bomb snatches her with one hand and holds her. 1…2…3.

MATCH #4 PCW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
BIG OIL w/Texas Tex and KIRK WALSTREIT – the Wall Street Market Analyst with the man crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit w/Domination Inc © (Domination Inc.)
vs.
A. TOM BOMB and HY DROGEN BOMB w/Newt Tron Bomb, SM Art Bomb, Incendiary Bomb, and ‘Straight Shootin’ Maverick’ John McCain (McCain’s Marauders)
‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann is on his cell phone. He doesn’t look very happy. A-Bomb and H-Bomb charge Big Oil and Walstreit and here we go! Big Oil and H-Bomb pair off, A-Bomb with a boot to Walstreit. Walstreit returns the favor and then eats a side back breaker. H-Bomb and A-Bomb then double up on Big Oil. Drop toehold and a knee drop by A-Bomb. Elbows by H-Bomb. H-Bomb tries to slam Big Oil. Big Oil fights it. Walstreit off the ropes. A-Bomb leap frogs and Walstreit goes beneath. Dropkick by Walstreit sends A-Bomb to the ropes! Forearms by Walstreit, H-Bomb in with a side slam. Clothesline on Walstreit and he covers. 1…2..no, Walstreit kicks out. Boots by Big Oil. He whips H-Bomb off the ropes and Big Oil slams him to the mat. Side back breaker follow up by Big Oil. Cover. 2 count kick out by H-Bomb. Rights by A-Bomb, off the ropes and A-Bomb just misses Big Oil and SLAMS into a steel chair held up by Texas Tex. Tex gets a cheap shot in with his golden money belt to add insult to injury.

Mr. McMann is still on his phone. He looks very upset.

Walstreit tags in and runs into H-Bomb’s boot. Big Oil tosses H-Bomb into the corner ring turnbuckle face first. The champions beats down H-Bomb. Big Oil with a sick clothesline. T-Bone suplex by Walstreit Walstreit covers. 1…H-Bomb quickly kicks out. A-Bomb tries to get to his feet. Big Oil and Walstreit get an Electric chair drop/top rope elbow combo. Walstreit covers. 1…2..A-Bomb kicks out. Elbows by H-Bomb. A-Bomb off the ropes and into an overhead belly to belly by Walstreit. A-Bomb is bleeding. Big Oil lays the boots to H-Bomb. Snap suplex, and then a knee to the head by Big Oil. Daisy Cutter-Bomb slides Walstreit a cheese grater. And he rakes it across H-Bomb’s head busting him wide open! Suave: “CHEESE GRATER! CHEESE GRATER! BOTH BOMBS ARE BLOODIED NOW!” Snap mare to H-Bomb by Big Oil. Nerve pinch by Big Oil. H-Bomb somehow fights to his feet, Big Oil turns him and powerbombs H-Bomb into corner turnbuckle. Big Oil follows up with a sit down powerbomb and covers. Suave: “One…two…NO! A-BOMB SOMEHOW GOT OVER THERE AND BROKE UP THE COUNT!” H-Bomb goes up top. Walstreit follows. H-Bomb fights him off and head butts Walstreit! TOP ROPE HIP TOSS ON WALSTREIT! A-Bomb starts to unload on Walstreit. Evenflow DDT to Walstreit! A-Bomb walks the ropes and gets a forearm to Walstreit. A-Bomb and H-Bomb level Big Oil and Walstreit with clotheslines. Backdrop on Big Oil by A-Bomb. Clothesline and a flap jack to Big Oil! Irish whip to Big Oil. Big boot and the HI-LOW to Big Oil! Suave: “BIG OIL’S IN TROUBLE!” Running knee to Big Oil and a dropkick by A-Bomb sends Big Oil hanging over the top rope! A-Bomb brings him back in and grates Big Oil’s face with the cheese grater. Suave: “CHEESE GRATER! CHEESE GRATER! BIG OIL IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN NOW!”

McMann is still preoccupied with the phone call. Daisy Cutter-Bomb, the Bomb Brother’s little sister who turned on them when she hooked up with Domination Inc., looks like she wants to get involved in the match.

Pele to A-Bomb by Walstreit. A-Bomb uses the cheese grater on Walstreit. Walstreit is now busted open as well! Forearm to Walstreit but Big Oil back in and hits A-Bomb with an elbow. Big Oil tosses H-Bomb over the top rope. Daisy Cutter-Bomb gets a couple cheap shots in on the outside. A-Bomb climbs the top rope. Big Oil follows and gets dropkicked. A-Bomb back up top. Huge cross body to Big Oil! A-Bomb covers. 1…2…Walstreit makes the save! DDT to A-Bomb by Walstreit. H-Bomb back in. He takes Walstreit out but Big Oil just levels H-Bomb. A-Bomb from behind, back body drop on Big Oil. Suave: “HE’S SETTING HIM UP FOR THE ATOMIC POWER BOMB!” Daisy into the ring with a steel-folding chair. Suave: “WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING?” Daisy raises the chair. *CLANG* Suave: “HOLY CRAP! SHE JUST HIT HER OWN BROTHER WITH THE CHAIR…AND IT DIDN’T FAZE HIM!” A-Bomb drops Big Oil hard on the canvas and turns to Daisy. A-Bomb grabs Daisy. Daisy kicks A-Bomb in the balls. Suave: “OWWW! A-BOMB BACKS UP INTO BIG OIL. HE’S GOT HIM UP…OKLAHOMA DRILLER! OKLAHOMA DRILLER! BIG OIL COVERS. ONE…TWO…THREE!”

WINNER AND STILL PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: BIG OIL and KIRK WALSTREIT

Suave: “So, Domination Inc. has held serve on two of their three title defenses tonight. We’ve got the Women’s Match and the PCW Title Match coming up. Can Domination Inc. sweep all the titles?”

Keith Olbermann Promo/Jack Schett and Bull Schett vs. Rough Justice in PCW Grudge Match

Suave: “Two weeks ago. Rough Justice cost Jack Schett and Bull Schett a shot at the PCW Tag Team titles.”

REPLAY: 2/17- PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV: ROUGH JUSTICE: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice w/Domination Inc. (Domination Inc.) vs. JACK SCHETT and BULL SCHETT w/Horst Schett and Hans Gruber- the Extreme German Schnauzer (Progressive Alliance)
…PCW Tag Team Champions Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit. Bull attacks Big Oil on the floor and they trade punches. The bell rings as Bull sends Big Oil over the guardrail. Kirk Walstreit dives off with a clothesline and sends Bull Schett into the crowd. Back in the ring, Connor Justice fires Jack Schett into the corner turnbuckle. Suave: “Not a bright move on Bull Schett’s part. He’s just left Jack Schett alone to fight off both Ruff and Justice.” As the fight outside continues through the crowd, Ruff gets HARDCORE by blasting Jack Schett with steel handcuffs. Jack’s busted open. Ruff fires an uppercut and then whips Jack into the ropes. Quad R plasters Jack with a steel-folding chair from the outside. Horst Schett sics Hans Gruber- the Extreme German Schnauzer on Quad R who takes off running.Walstreit and Big Oil continue to mug Bull Schett in the crowd. Back ringside, Ruff dumps Jack Schett over the top rope. Daisy Cutter-Bomb sets up a table. Suave: “This is not good.” Ruff and Justice lift Jack up- *WHAM* right through the table. Rough Justice is in complete control now as they continue the beatdown. Jack is rolled back into the ring. Ruff hands Justice a taser. Suave: “THIS COULD BE IT!” *ZZZZAP* Suave: “THAT’S IT!”

Suave: “But the Schett Brothers would get their revenge the next week.”

REPLAY: 2/24-PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV: ROUGH JUSTICE: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice w/Domination Inc. (Domination Inc.) vs. A. TOM BOMB and HY DROGEN BOMB w/Newt Tron Bomb, SM Art Bomb, Incendiary Bomb, and ‘Straight Shootin’ Maverick’ John McCain (McCain’s Marauders)
Suave: “A-BOMB PULLS OFF JUSTICE! JUSTICE GOES TO TASER…NO! A-BOMB KNOCKS IT AWAY. ATOMIC POWER BOMB!” Justice down. A-Bomb covers. 1…2…Quadruple R pulls the referee out of the ring. Suave: “AND EVERYONE’S IN THE RING!” Domination Inc’s Big Oil, Kirk Walstreit, Quadruple R, and Daisy Cutter-Bomb hit the ring. Newt Tron Bomb and Incendiary Bomb join in. Big Oil choke slams N-Bomb. Incendiary Bomb nails an Incendiary Power Bomb on Kirk Walstreit. Quad R and Ruff battle with A-Bomb. Daisy sneaks in from behind and low blows A-Bomb. Ruff goes for the taser. Suave: “WAIT! IT’S THE EXTREME GERMAN SCHAUNZER HANS GRUBER!” The dog immediately leaps and chomps Ruff in the balls. The taser drops to the canvas. Suave: “HERE COMES JACK AND BULL SCHETT!”Jack Schett and Bull Schett go right after Big Oil. Ruff spins around wildly, trying to pry Hans Gruber’s jaws from his balls. Big Oil is dumped out of the ring by Jack and Bull Schett. I-Bomb finds Justice and gives him an Incendiary Power Bomb. Suave: “NOW HE’S TAKING HIM TO THE TOP ROPE!… *WHAM* …BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA! BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA!” A-Bomb covers. Daisy goes for the save. I-Bomb snatches her with one hand and holds her. 1…2…3.

DOMINATION INC. SUITE
Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit wander by ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann’s desk. Big Oil: “Uh. Aren’t we all going to go out to support Rough Justice?” McMann: “No. I told them that they’re on their own tonight because they screwed up our plans for tonight by losing last week. This is their chance to redeem themselves.”

Suave: “Plus, I think both teams want to settle their differences right now.”

MATCH #2: PCW GRUDGE MATCH
JACK SCHETT and BULL SCHETT w/Horst Schett and Hans Gruber- the Extreme German Schnauzer (Progressive Alliance)
vs.
ROUGH JUSTICE: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice- two men fired from the police due to their extreme style of law enforcement (Domination Inc.)
No Domination Inc. ringside. The bell rings. Ruff and Jack Schett get things underway. Jack goes right to a side headlock. Ruff shoots Jack into the ropes for a reverse elbow. He quickly tags in Connor Justice. Justice tries an arm-wringer but Jack goes to the eyes and whips him into the corner. Tag to Bull who pounds away at Justice in the corner. Ruff in the ring now. He tries a suplex but it gets blocked into a delayed vertical suplex by Jack. Bull interferes and the Schetts hit a double-vertical Suplex. Jack with a double-baseball slide dropkick on Justice and kicks him out of the ring. Horst Schett interferes. He picks Justice up and plants him on the floor with a body slam. Back to the ring. Jack hits a backstabber on Ruff. He covers and gets a one count before Ruff kicks out. Tag to Bull and they hit a double-vertical suplex right. Bull hits a snap mare into a reverse chinlock. Ruff fights to his feet but ends up eating a big powerslam. Bull covers. 1…2…again Ruff kicks out. Justice tries to get back in the ring but Horst Schett sends him off the apron with a cheapshot. Jack and Bull continue double-teaming Ruff. Jack chokes away at Ruff. Another cover. 1…2…Ruff kicks out. Ruff crawls over to his corner towards his taser. Jack grabs him by the legs and pulls him back towards him. Jack again chokes Ruff against the ropes. He tags in Bull. Slingshot double-clotheslines for the Schetts! Double-avalanche. Justice again tries to get back into the match. He climbs up to the second rope trying for a cross-bodyblock, but Jack catches him into a HUGE sit-out powerbomb…1….2…Ruff breaks up the pin attempt at the last possible second.

Bull throws Ruff out of the ring. Horst Schett sics Hans Gruber- the Extreme German Schnauzer, on him. Hans chases Ruff around the ring. Jack climbs up the corner turnbuckle and Horst hands him a brick that he puts in the back of his trunks. Suave: “IS IT TIME? HERE WE GO! YES! SCHETT-BRICK! SCHETT-BRICK! JACK DROPPED A SCHETT BRICK ON CONNER JUSTICE AND COVERS. ONE…TWO…THREE! THAT’S IT!”

WINNER: JACK SCHETT and BULL SCHETT

Suave: “The Schetts get back a huge loss and now move forward to again try to climb back into the PCW Tag Team picture.”

BACKSTAGE
Dave the Mechanic (Joe SixPacks) lays unconscious on the floor. He’s bleeding from his forehead. Suave: “NOW, WAIT A MINUTE! THERE’S NO WAY MIA MARGARITA COULD HAVE DONE THAT!”

KEITH OLBERMANN PROMO
Olbermann:
“Rush Limbaugh. Sarah Palin. Bill O’Reilly. Ann Coulter. You all have one thing in common. You’re all THE WORST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD! If Boss Limbaugh has not elevated himself to the leadership of the American Patriots and if the American Patriots, as fractious as they are, are not referring to him as such, why in the world did Limbaugh challenge PCW CEO Barack Obama? I’d try to teach Ann Coulter something about the university she attended. But then again, if it failed to teach her anything over four years, what chance do I have to do it in four minutes? Bill-O, that goes without saying. And Sarah Palin. Tonight, we’re going to send you back to Alaska once and for all. The only Countdown that’s going to happen tonight is the ‘one, two, three’ when your shoulders hit the mat.”

BACKSTAGE
PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein has the PCW Champion O’Beck Bahama and his manager, ‘Not just unbearable, not just intolerable, he is’ Justin Sufferable. Bernstein: “O’Beck, you really haven’t wrestled a whole lot since your last title defense against Kevin Scott. Is that a concern tonight?” Bahama: “No. I’ve training real hard with Justin Sufferable and I feel fit and ready to go.” Bernstein: “Justin?” Sufferable: “Well, there’s two ways to look at it. By not wrestling a lot, we save a lot of wear and tear. On the other hand, we also tend to get a little ring rust as well. I think O’Beck will be focused and ready to deal with a very dangerous opponent tonight.”

*Domination Inc’s mission statement is: Domination Inc. will facilitate the takeover of PCW by any and all means available to us*

Suave: “And here comes the corporate conglomerate known as Domination Inc. CEO Mr. McMann leads the way. Rough Justice is also there- they don’t look very happy. I can’t imagine why after losing their match earlier in the night. And here comes the PCW Television Champion, ‘Little Sports Entertainment Genius’ Seany McMann. He won the title from ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido a couple weeks back…”

REPLAY: 2/24-PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV- ‘Little Sports Entertainment Genius’ SEANY McMANN w/Domination Inc. (Domination Inc.) vs. ‘No Frills’ CHRIS ESCONDIDO (Progressive Alliance)
Nancy Pelosi runs to the ring. Pelosi: “NO! NO! THIS MATCH WILL NOT HAPPEN! I DID NOT GIVE AUTHORITY TO- GACKKK” Suave: “DAISY CUTTER-BOMB HAS NANCY PELOSI! OH, NO…NO, NO…” Daisy gives Pelosi the Daisy Cutter Power-Bomb. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! DAISY CUTTER-BOMB JUST OBLITERATED NANCY PELOSI WITH A DAISY CUTTER POWER-BOMB! HOLY CRAP!”

PCW CEO BARACK OBAMA’S OFFICE
Pelosi taking the Daisy Cutter Power Bomb just plays. Hoyer: “NOOOOOOO!!!!!” Hoyer runs to the door and pounds on it.

Back in the ring, Escondido starts to leave. Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit block his way. *ZZZZAAP* Suave: “ROUGH JUSTICE! ROUGH JUSTICE! THEY JUST TASERED THE PCW TV CHAMP!” Big Oil drags Escondido to the ring. Suave: “NO! THIS IS A TRAVESTY! THIS IS JUST WRONG!” Big Oil goes to the middle of the ring and sets Escondido up. Suave: “NO, DAMMIT! THAT’S ENOUGH…HOLY FREAKIN’ CRAP. BIG OIL JUST OKLAHOMA DRILLER’D CHRIS ESCONDIDO! HE’S FREAKIN’ UNCONSCIOUS!”

PCW CEO BARACK OBAMA’S OFFICE
Obama, Hoyer, the Schetts, Sufferable pound at the door as the picture of Big Oil giving Escondido an Oklahoma Driller plays.

Suave: “PELOSI’S OUT IN THE RING. ESCONDIDO’S OUT. WALSTREIT TURNS HIM OVER. SEANY COVERS. ONE. TWO. THREE! THIS IS NOT RIGHT. SEANY McMANN IS THE NEW PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION!”

Robert Gibbs Mixes It Up With CNBC’s Rick Santelli and Jim Cramer With Help From Rush Limbaugh Plus Added Special Attraction Match

LAST WEEK ON PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV:
-Kalee Jones-The Eskimo Queen is found unconscious. Nancy Pelosi tries to replace Jones with Emily List but Domination Inc. beats her to the punch by inserting reality show star Mia Margarita instead.

-Mia Margarita def. ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin with the ‘Long Kiss Goodnight’ to become the #1 contender to the PCW Women’s title. It’s revealed that Mia is working with Domination Inc. and she’s the one behind the attacks on PCW Security Director Dawn McGill, Dave the Mechanic, Kalee Jones, and Emily List.

-“Well, we’ve seen chloroform, hypnosis, tasers, extreme flatulence, weaponry of all sorts, and jumper cable used here in PCW. I guess using a powerful drug transmitted by human touch that causes temporary paralysis is okay, too.” –The Voice of PCW Johnny Suave

-Rush Limbaugh cuts a promo on Pelosi, and PCW CEO Barack Obama. He proclaims that when Quadruple R wins the PCW Title Sunday night at PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction that the rescue of PCW will be complete.

-Former long time Tag Team Champions, Drunken Luchadors- The Flyin’ Martini Brothers, are honored for their achievements. Domination Inc’s Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit- the man with the man crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit, interrupt and attack the tag team champions.

-Quadruple R (Domination Inc.) tells Domination Inc. CEO ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann that he doesn’t want any interference in his match with Kevin Scott of Joe SixPacks because he can beat him fair and square.

-Quadruple R def. Kevin Scott (Joe SixPacks) after McMann’s hired goons attack Scott in the ring.

PCW WEAPONS OF MASS POLITICAL DESTRUCTION: March 8th from the Madhouse of Extreme aka…The Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City
HOSTS: Johnny Suave and his life size cardboard cut-out of Shania Twain

Crowd: “PCW!…PCW!…PCW!…PCW!…PCW!…PCW!…” Suave: “HELLO…AND WELCOME TO P-C-W WEAPONS OF MASS POLITICAL DESTRUCTION!” A thunderous cheer follows. Crowd: “PCW!…PCW!…PCW!…” Suave: “I AM JOHNNY SUAVE. THIS SMOKIN’ HOT PIECE OF CARDBOARD IS SHANIA TWAIN. AND WE ARE AT ECW’S MADHOUSE OF EXTREME FOR TONIGHT’S SHOW!” Crowd: “PCW!…PCW!…PCW!…PCW!…PCW!…PCW!…” Suave: “BEFORE WE GET UNDERWAY, LET’S RUN DOWN THE CARD ONE LAST TIME:”

-PCW Title Match: O’Beck Bahama © (Progressive Alliance) vs. Quadruple R (Domination Inc.)

-PCW Women’s Title Match: Kathryn Randall Collins © (Domination Inc.) vs. Mia Margarita (Domination Inc.)

-PCW Tag Team Title Match: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit-the man with the man crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit © (Domination Inc.) vs. A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb (McCain’s Marauders)

-PCW Television Title Three-Way Dance: ‘The Little Sports Entertainment Genius’ Seany McMann © (Domination Inc.) vs. ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (Progressive Alliance) vs. Dave the Mechanic (Joe SixPacks)

-Eight Person Elimination Tag Team Match: MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow, ‘Hardball’ Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, and Arianna Huffington vs. ‘The Queen of Political Extreme’ Ann Coulter, ‘The Innovator of Extreme Broadcast Excellence’ Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly, and ‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin

-Jack Schett and Bull Schett (Progressive Alliance) vs. Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice- two former police officers fired for their extreme style of law enforcement (Domination Inc.)

Suave: “All right. We’ve got PCW CEO Barack Obama’s spokesperson Robert Gibbs in the ring. Let’s go to him.”

ROBERT GIBBS IN RING
Gibbs: “Welcome to tonight’s event. As this is Barack Obama’s first official as PCW’s CEO, we’d like to extend a special hello to everyone here at the Hammerstein Ballroom tonight. PCW sincerely hopes that you enjoy tonight’s show. Now, I want to respond to a couple things that have been said the last few days and clear this up for everyone here. First, this Rick Santelli guy from CNBC. I’m not entirely sure where Mr. Santelli is coming from, but I can assure him that PCW does understand the grave threat that Domination Inc. poses and is taking action to correct the situation. He has argued, quite incorrectly, that our plan does not protect PCW adequately from Domination Inc.” Gibbs holds up a sheet of paper. Gibbs: “I’d be more than happy to have him come here to read it. I’d be happy to buy him a cup of coffee — decaf, of course.” Suave: “Yeah, Santelli does get a little bit hyper at times.”

Gibbs: “And then there’s Jim Cramer. I have no idea what he’s going on about when he talks about the greatest destruction in PCW history. And you can go back and look at any number of statements he’s made in the past about PCW issues and wonder where some of the back-up for those are too. If you turn on a certain program it’s geared to a very small audience. No offense to my good friends, or friend at CNBC. But the CEO has to look out for the broader picture here.”

Voice: “Mr. Gibbs! Over here. I have a question for you.” The spotlight shines on the balcony. Suave: “IT’S ABC WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENT JAKE TAPPER!” Gibbs: “Ah, Mr. Tapper. My good friend.” Tapper: “Mr. Gibbs, is it fair to suggest that perhaps CEO Obama and his team is spending too much time worrying about what certain commentators say instead of dealing with the situation at hand? Aren’t you too focused on Santelli, Cramer, and even Rush Limbaugh-” The crowd is split in loudly cheering for or booing against Limbaugh. Gibbs: “Perhaps, we’ve been a little too preoccupied with-”

*Talent on loan from God!*

The crowd boos. Suave: “IT’S THE INNOVATOR OF EXTREME BROADCAST EXCELLENCE, RUSH LIMBAUGH!” Limbaugh saunters out. Limbaugh: “That’s right, yet again, it is I…” Crowd: “WHO?” Limbaugh: “…El Rushbo…” Crowd: “WHO?” Limbaugh: “…The Maharushbie…” Crowd: “WHO?” Limbaugh: “…With talent…on loan…from-” Crowd: “ROD!” The crowd holds up pictures of Rod Stewart. Limbaugh: “Again, you’re not the least bit funny.” Crowd: “HUH?” Limbaugh: “I said, that’s not the least bit funny.” Crowd: “HUH?”

Gibbs: “Rush, I hate to interrupt you while you’re conversing with your fans…” More boos from the crowd. Gibbs: “…but I’m surprised to see you out here. Don’t you have this big match later tonight?” Limbaugh: “Don’t patronize me, Mr. Gibbs. I’m here to deliver a message to you and Barack Obama’s lackeys.” Gibbs: “Oh. And what’s that, pray tell- OOOOF…” Suave: “IT’S JIM CRAMER AND RICK SANTELLI!” Cramer clobbers Gibbs with a forearm from behind and Santelli throws him to the canvas. Santelli and Cramer kick away at Gibbs. Cramer gets a mic. Cramer: “I am a fight, not flight, guy, so I was on my hackles when I heard Obama’s spokesperson Robert Gibbs’ answer to a question about my pointed criticism of the president on multiple venues. So here’s my response.” Cramer takes a wad of cash and jams it in Gibb’s mouth. Santelli continues to kick away. Another spotlight appears and follows someone towards the ring. Suave: “HERE COMES RAHM EMANUEL! IT’S RAHMBO TO THE RESCUE!” Crowd: “RAHM-BO! RAHM-BO!” Emanuel to the ring. Sets up Cramer. Suave: “F-BOMB! EMANUEL JUST DROPPED AN F-BOMB ON CRAMER!” Emanuel pulls Santelli away from Gibbs. Sets him up. Suave: “F-BOMB! F-BOMB!” Emanuel looks for Limbaugh- he’s long gone. Suave: “WHAT A START! RICK SANTELLI AND JIM CRAMER, WITH HELP FROM RUSH LIMBAUGH, ATTACK OBAMA’S SPOKESPERSON AND IT’S RAHM EMANUEL COMING OUT AND DROPPING F-BOMBS TO SAVE THE DAY!”

REPLAY: 2/10 PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV:

DOMINATION INC. PROMO
Domination Inc. CEO ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann, CFO Gordon Guyko, Corporate Enforcer Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Rough Justice, PCW Women’s Champion Kathryn Randall Collins are in the ring. McMann has the microphone. McMann: “Joe SixPacks. Consider this a long overdue payback for sticking your nose into our business affairs. You ordinary scum are no match for the corporate might of Domination Inc. Dawn McGill. Consider this a long overdue payback for sticking your nose into our affairs. We warned you. We warned PCW CEO Barack Obama. We warned all of you. You see, Domination Inc now has all the pieces in place to accomplish our ultimate goal- the total domination of Political Championship Wrestling. And now, having removed the PCW Security Director as a threat, having punished Joe SixPacks for daring to stand up to our conglomerate, having made Joe SixPacks a living example of what will happen to ANYONE who gets in our way and tries to stop us from fulfilling our mission statement, we have laid the groundwork for what will take place on March 8th at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City. Tonight is the night, THE HOSTILE TAKEOVER OF PCW BEGINS!”

Suave: “So, those are the stakes tonight. The cumulation of Domination Inc.’s hostile takeover attempt of PCW. Will it work? Will PCW fend them off? We will find out soon enough.”

MATCH #1 SPECIAL ADDED ATTRACTION- SIX PERSON MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH:
THE GREEN WORLD ORDER- ‘Extreme Vegan Brock Cole Lee, GreenPete, and Peta from PETA w/PeaceNick
vs.
POLITICALLY INCORRECT- Al Cahall, Nic Koteen, and the ‘Princess of Political Incorrectness’ Andrea Doria
Suave:
“All right, here’s our special added attraction match of the night. These two teams hate each other passionately. But Andrea does look rather fetching in her mink stole and matching leather mini-skirt and top.” Lots of chatter. The bell rings. Brock Cole Lee starts with Al Cahall. Cahall powered into the corner. Andrea flies in out of nowhere and delivers a tilt-a-whirl hurracanrana. She goes for another rana but gets caught and thrown into the corner. Cahall and Koteen double team Lee in the corner before GreenPete runs in. Peta from PETA runs around and pulls Andrea’s hair. Andrea drops kicks Peta off the ring apron. Cahall charges into GreenPete’s elbow. Koteen comes back with a forearm. Lee flips into Koteen. GreenPete off the top rope with a Thesz press. Cover. 1…2… Koteen kicks out.

GreenPete with an armdrag followed by a tilt-a-whirl headscissors. Cahall catches him with a forearm and whips him into the corner. Lee joins in and tries to work over Cahall. Koteen lifts him up for a powerbomb, but Lee rolls through. Outside the ring, Irish whip from Andrea and Peta from PETA hits the guardrail hard in the back. Koteen hits a slam on GreenPete and goes for the pin. 1…2…Lee breaks up the count. Koteen keeps GreenPete down with a rear chin lock. GreenPete struggles and finally gets to his feet after a minute but Koteen stops him and whips him into his corner. GreenPete fights off Cahall. Lee back in the ring with a steel folding chair. *CLANG* Cahall’s momentum takes him into his corner and he accidently knocks heads with Koteen. Cahall gets up and gets decked with a clothesline and spine buster bomb by GreenPete! Cahall somehow gets to his feet. Suave: “SPEAR! GREENPETE SPEARED CAHALL. COVER. ONE…TWO…THREE!”

WINNER: GREEN WORLD ORDER

Suave: “THE GREEN WORLD ORDER GETS A HUGE WIN TONIGHT! AND THEY’RE NOT DONE!” ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee has Koteen in position for his finisher. Suave: “JUICER! JUICER! KOTEEN IS BLEEDING LIKE A STUCK PIG. AND PEACENICK HAS A CHLOROFORM SOAKED HANDKERCHIEF ON ANDREA DORIA’S FACE!” Andrea’s legs give out and Peta drops her to the floor. Brock Cole Lee has the mic. Lee: “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WE ARE THE GREEN WORLD ORDER…AND WE’RE CHANGING EVERYTHING!” The crowd boos. Lee: “Tonight is just the beginning. It’s a new era here in PCW. A progressive era. An era where we finally have a chance to right the wrongs. An era where our voice, the voices of those who are more enlightened than you ignorant babble, will finally prevail. With CEO Obama at the helm, we will finally legislate your pitiful behavior out of existence.” More boos. Lee: “IT’S TIME THAT THE PROGRESSIVE ALLIANCE GET BEHIND THE GWO AND GIVE US THE PUSH WE DESERVE! WE ARE THE ONES WHO SHOULD CARRY THEIR BANNER! WE ARE THE ONES WHO SHOULD BE THE NEXT PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!”

Suave: “O-kay. The GWO feeling their oats here tonight. I’m not sure what Jack Schett or Bull Schett would have to say in response to that. Let’s go to the back.”

DOMINATION INC. SUITE
‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann sits behind his desk and works on signing off some papers. Quadruple R barges in. Quad R: “McMann. I said last week that I didn’t need interference to win my match against Kevin Scott. Yet, you hired four goons from off the street to take him out.” McMann: “Did you win the match?” Quad R: “Yes. But that’s not the point.” McMann: “No. The point is that you won the match. I don’t give a damn at this point how we win matches. I don’t care about your ego and how you want to be able to say ‘I did it on my own.’ You are a member of this corporation. I pay you a handsome salary. You will do what I say and not question my judgment. Is that clear?” Quad R: “You promised me the PCW title. I’ve seen too many times where outside interference backfires. I’m telling you again. I can beat O’Beck Bahama without interference. Don’t f@#$ this up for me or else.” Quad R leaves. CFO Gordon Guyko comes in. Guyko: “Well?” McMann: “I put the call in and they should be here in time for the PCW Title match. Thanks for the extra capital.” Guyko: “My pleasure. You know, greed is good. Greed is…really, really good.”

3/8-Preview of PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction

 

The matches on tonight’s card are:

-PCW Title Match: O’Beck Bahama © (Progressive Alliance) vs. Quadruple R (Domination Inc.)

-PCW Women’s Title Match: Kathryn Randall Collins © (Domination Inc.) vs. Mia Margarita
(Domination Inc.)

-PCW Tag Team Title Match: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit-the man with the man crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit © (Domination Inc.) vs. A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb (McCain’s Marauders)

-PCW Television Title Three-Way Dance: ‘The Little Sports Entertainment Genius’ Seany McMann © (Domination Inc.) vs. ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (Progressive Alliance) vs. Dave the Mechanic (Joe SixPacks)

-Eight Person Elimination Tag Team Match: MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow, ‘Hardball’ Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, and Arianna Huffington vs. ‘The Queen of Political Extreme’ Ann Coulter, ‘The Innovator of Extreme Broadcast Excellence’ Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly, and ‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin

-Jack Schett and Bull Schett (Progressive Alliance) vs. Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice- two former police officers fired for their extreme style of law enforcement (Domination Inc.)

There will also be a special added attraction match on the card tonight as well.

THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED

Narrator: “Over the past month, several unexplained injuries took place to PCW wrestlers and staff.”

REPLAY FROM 2/10-PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV: AVERAGE JOE and AMERICAN TRUCKER w/Tequila Sheila, ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin, Kevin Scott, Raving Redneck Gary Locke and Joe the Plumber (Joe SixPacks) vs. ROUGH JUSTICE- D.B. RUFF and CONNOR JUSTICE w/Domination Inc. (Domination Inc.)
…The Corporate Enforcer Whiskey Tango Foxtrot runs down. Kick to the groin of Average Joe. Lift. Chokeslam. Ruff and Justice hold American Trucker up. Kick to the groin. Lift. Chokeslam. Kevin Scott. Kick to the groin. Lift. Chokeslam. Poor Joe the Plumber. Kick to the groin. Lift. Chokeslam. Suave: “WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT AND DOMINATION INC IS DECIMATING JOE SIXPACKS! WHERE’S THE PCW SECURITY DIRECTOR, DAWN McGILL?” BACKSTAGE PCW Security Director Dawn McGill lies unconscious on the floor. Nurse Nellie and the PCW Clean-Up Crew quickly respond. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! SOMEONE TOOK OUT DAWN McGILL???”…

FROM THE 2/12-PCW NEWSLINE:
Doctor Confirms Injury to PCW Security Director Dawn McGill
Yesterday, PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein dug out the exact cause of what knocked PCW Dawn McGill out last week on PCW Extreme Political TV. On Saturday, a doctor confirmed to Bernstein that some sort of neuro-paralyzing drug that could have been transmitted by skin and touch was the culprit behind McGill’s injuries last week. PCW CEO Barack Obama directed the PCW Competition Committee to look into this matter even closer in a bipartisan fashion.

FROM 2/17-PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV:
Right before the scheduled Dave the Mechanic (Joe SixPacks) vs. ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido match for Escondido’s PCW Television Title…this took place.

BACKSTAGE:
Dave the Mechanic is unconscious on the floor. Nurse Nellie and the PCW Clean-Up Crew are already on scene and working on Dave. Suave: “What the hell? Someone took out Dave the Mechanic? Is this the same thing that happened to Dawn McGill?”

Narrator: “The answer: Yes. Now, we go to last week’s PCW Extreme Political TV show…”

FROM 3/3-PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV:
Suave: “…ALSO, KALEE JONES- THE ESKIMO QUEEN VERSUS THE ‘PCW EXTREME PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL’ TESSA MARTIN FOR A SHOT AT THE PCW WOMEN’S TITLE…huh? What? LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! SOMETHING’S GOING ON IN THE BACK…”

BACKSTAGE
Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen lies unconscious on the floor with the Alaskan Pitbull Sarah Palin tending to her. Nurse Nellie and the PCW Clean-Up Crew quickly respond. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! SOMEONE’S TAKEN OUT THE ESKIMO QUEEN? THIS MAKES THREE. FIRST, IT WAS PCW SECURITY DIRECTOR DAWN McGILL THREE WEEKS AGO. THEN TWO WEEKS AGO, IT WAS DAVE THE MECHANIC. NOW THE ESKIMO QUEEN HAS FALLEN VICTIM.” Palin to Nurse Nellie: “I saw someone running. Short, petite. Definitely female, you betcha.”

Narrator: “And then, we would find out just who was responsible…”

ALSO FROM 3/3-PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV: #1 CONTENDERS MATCH FOR THE PCW WOMEN’S TITLE- ‘PCW EXTREME PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL’ TESSA MARTIN (Joe SixPacks) vs. ?????
Suave:
“Okay. Tessa’s in the ring and we’re waiting for…oops…here she comes.” A small, petite woman dressed scandalously runs to the ring. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! MIA MARGARITA? THE STAR OF ‘SHOT AT SCORING WITH A SLUTTY VIDEO TELEVISION REALITY SHOW BABE?’ Mia slides into the ring. Suave: “Okay. I guess this is our match.” The bell rings. Mia circles the ring. Tessa methodically hunts her down. Eventually, Mia is trapped in the corner. Suave: “Well, I guess we’re going to find out real fast just how Mia handles herself in the ring.” Mia feigns going to the right. She feigns going to the left. Both times, Tessa has her covered. Mia suddenly rushes Tessa and… Suave: “HOLY CRAP! SHE’S…SHE’S…KISSING HER?” The crowd stands and cheers. Crowd: “PCW!…PCW!…PCW!” Tessa’s arms and legs suddenly go limp. Her eyes roll up inside her head and Mia gently lays her on the canvas. Suave: “IT WAS HER! IT WAS MIA MARGARITA WHO TOOK OUT DAWN McGILL AND DAVE THE MECHANIC AND KALEE JONES AND EMILY LIST!” Tessa lies on the canvas, not moving. Mia asks for and is handed a microphone. Mia: “Ladies and gentlemen. You can call that the…LONG…KISS…GOODNIGHT!”…

Suave: “Well, we’ve seen chloroform, hypnosis, tasers, extreme flatulence, weaponry of all sorts, and jumper cable used here in PCW. I guess using a powerful drug transmitted by human touch that causes temporary paralysis is okay, too.”

Narrator: “This episode shows the lengths that Domination Inc. will go to acheive their goals. Will they complete the job tonight? Can Quadruple R add the PCW Title to Domination Inc.’s already impressive cache of titles? We will find out shortly.”

‘PCW EXTREME PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL’ TESSA MARTIN RELEASED FROM HOSPITAL
PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein reports that ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl Tessa Martin was released the next morning from a Toronto hospital after taking the ‘Long Kiss Goodnight’ from Mia Margarita. Tessa is reported to be fine and resting at home.
Bernstein also reports that a thin band-aid type adhesive strip was found in the ring after the match. This is apparently how Mia transmits the drug while kissing her victims.

DOMINATION INC’S PLANS
Also from Woodward Bernstein- it was clear that the scheme Domination Inc. hatched up was to basically rig the Women’s and Tag Team Title matches to keep the belts within the corporation. Part of the plan went askew when A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb (McCain’s Marauders) defeated Rough Justice (Domination Inc.) last week with help from Jack and Bull Schett (Progressive Alliance).

McMANN’S HIRED HANDS
Domination Inc. CEO ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann hired the four men who attacked Kevin Scott (Joe SixPacks) Tuesday night during Scott’s match with Quadruple R (Domination Inc.). The four slipped into the Hershey Centre sometime during the show and did a run-in to the ring to take out Scott.
Quadruple R reportedly was furious at the interference on his behalf after the match. Woodward Bernstein is keeping a close eye on this developing situation.

AMERICAN PATRIOTS STILL IN DISARRAY
Bernstein also reports that there is an open battle going on for the heart and soul of the American Patriots between Rush Limbaugh and Michael Steele. By joining up with Domination Inc., Limbaugh has done a complete end around Steele who is having problems holding the other disparate elements of the AP together.

John McCain has still not agreed to bring his ‘Marauders’ back under the AP umbrella. Steele has not been able to talk with Sarah Palin about her ‘SarahPAC.’ And now, a new faction is forming revolving around ‘The Wonk Machine’ RINO.

Steele could be in trouble as the Executive Director of the American Patriots.

3/5-PCW Newsline: 3 Days til PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction

3/3- PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV RESULTS:
Kalee Jones-The Eskimo Queen is found unconscious. Nancy Pelosi tries to replace Jones with Emily List but Domination Inc. beats her to the punch by inserting reality show star Mia Margarita instead.

Mia Margarita def. ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin with the ‘Long Kiss Goodnight’ to become the #1 contender to the PCW Women’s title. It’s revealed that Mia is working with Domination Inc. and she’s the one behind the attacks on PCW Security Director Dawn McGill, Dave the Mechanic, Kalee Jones, and Emily List.

“Well, we’ve seen chloroform, hypnosis, tasers, extreme flatulence, weaponry of all sorts, and jumper cable used here in PCW. I guess using a powerful drug transmitted by human touch that causes temporary paralysis is okay, too.” –The Voice of PCW Johnny Suave

Rush Limbaugh cuts a promo on Pelosi, and PCW CEO Barack Obama. He proclaims that when Quadruple R wins the PCW Title Sunday night at PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction that the rescue of PCW will be complete.

Former long time Tag Team Champions, Drunken Luchadors- The Flyin’ Martini Brothers, are honored for their achievements. Domination Inc’s Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit- the man with the man crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit, interrupt and attack the tag team champions.

Quadruple R (Domination Inc.) tells Domination Inc. CEO ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann that he doesn’t want any interference in his match with Kevin Scott of Joe SixPacks because he can beat him fair and square.

Quadruple R def. Kevin Scott (Joe SixPacks) after McMann’s hired goons attack Scott in the ring.

THE CARD FOR SUNDAY’S PCW WEAPONS OF MASS POLITICAL DESTRUCTION:

-PCW Title Match: O’Beck Bahama © (Progressive Alliance) vs. Quadruple R (Domination Inc.)

-PCW Women’s Title Match: Kathryn Randall Collins © (Domination Inc.) vs. Mia Margarita (Domination Inc.)

-PCW Tag Team Title Match: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit-the man with the man crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit © (Domination Inc.) vs. A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb (McCain’s Marauders)

-PCW Television Title Three-Way Dance: ‘The Little Sports Entertainment Genius’ Seany McMann © (Domination Inc.) vs. ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (Progressive Alliance) vs. Dave the Mechanic (Joe SixPacks)

-Eight Person Elimination Tag Team Match: MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow, ‘Hardball’ Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, and Arianna Huffington vs. ‘The Queen of Political Extreme’ Ann Coulter, ‘The Innovator of Extreme Broadcast Excellence’ Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly, and ‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin

-Jack Schett and Bull Schett (Progressive Alliance) vs. Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice- two former police officers fired for their extreme style of law enforcement (Domination Inc.)

There will also be a special added attraction match on the card to be announced.

PCW EXTREME PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL’ TESSA MARTIN RELEASED FROM HOSPITAL
PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein reports that ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl Tessa Martin was released the next morning from a Toronto hospital after taking the ‘Long Kiss Goodnight’ from Mia Margarita. Tessa is reported to be fine and resting at home.

Bernstein also reports that a thin band-aid type adhesive strip was found in the ring after the match. This is apparently how Mia transmits the drug while kissing her victims.

DOMINATION INC’S PLANS
Also from Woodward Bernstein- it was clear that the scheme Domination Inc. hatched up was to basically rig the Women’s and Tag Team Title matches to keep the belts within the corporation. Part of the plan went askew when A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb (McCain’s Marauders) defeated Rough Justice (Domination Inc.) last week with help from Jack and Bull Schett (Progressive Alliance).

McMANN’S HIRED HANDS
Domination Inc. CEO ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann hired the four men who attacked Kevin Scott (Joe SixPacks) Tuesday night during Scott’s match with Quadruple R (Domination Inc.). The four slipped into the Hershey Centre sometime during the show and did a run-in to the ring to take out Scott.

Quadruple R reportedly was furious at the interference on his behalf after the match. Woodward Bernstein is keeping a close eye on this developing situation.

AMERICAN PATRIOTS STILL IN DISARRAY
Bernstein also reports that there is an open battle going on for the heart and soul of the American Patriots between Rush Limbaugh and Michael Steele. By joining up with Domination Inc., Limbaugh has done a complete end around Steele who is having problems holding the other disparate elements of the AP together.

John McCain has still not agreed to bring his ‘Marauders’ back under the AP umbrella. Steele has not been able to talk with Sarah Palin about her ‘SarahPAC.’ And now, a new faction is forming revolving around ‘The Wonk Machine’ RINO.

Steele could be in trouble as the Executive Director of the American Patriots.

PCW RANKINGS

PCW WORLD CHAMPION: ‘The New Rookie Sensation’ O’Beck Bahama (Progressive Alliance)
CONTENDERS:
#1- ‘The Angry Highway Warrior’ Quadruple R (Domination, Inc.)
#2- Kevin Scott (Joe SixPacks)
#3- A. Tom Bomb (McCain’s Marauders)

PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Kathryn Randall Collins (Domination, Inc.)
CONTENDERS:
#1- Mia Margarita (Domination Inc.)
#2- ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl Tessa Martin (Joe SixPacks)
#3- Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (SarahPac)

PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (Domination, Inc.)
CONTENDERS:
#1- A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb (McCain’s Marauders)
#2- Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice (Domination Inc.)
#3- Schett Brothers- Jack Schett and Bull Schett (Progressive Alliance)

PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION: Seany McMann (Domination Inc.)
CONTENDERS:
#1- ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (Progressive Alliance)
#2- Dave the Mechanic (Joe SixPacks)
#3- SNAFU (Dr. Bill’s Island of Misfit Wrestlers)

UPCOMING SCHEDULE OF EVENTS:
3/7- PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction Preview
3/8- PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction PPV from New York City
3/10- PCW Extreme Political TV from the Palace of Political Extreme, PCW Hall
3/12- PCW Newsline
3/16- PCW Newsline
3/17- PCW Fourth Anniversary Birthday Bash from Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon
3/19- PCW Newsline
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LINKS:
Buckland County Gazette

Political Championship Wrestling at Blogspot

Political Championship Wrestling at WordPress

American Heartland Bar and Grill

Prairie Depot Press at Blogspot

Screw the BCS at Blogspot

Exploding Sheep Productions

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