5/6-PCW Extreme Political TV: Starz N. Stripes, Arlen Specter Welcomed to Progressive Alliance, Domination Inc. Notes 6 Month Tag Team Reign of Big Oil/Walstreit, and Karl Rove in the Main Event????

Main Event: ‘The Mastermind’ KARL ROVE w/Dick Cheney (Extreme Neo-Con Alliance) vs. STARZ N. STRIPES w/Arlen Specter (Progressive Alliance)

5/6-PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV from the Veterans Memorial Field House in Huntington, West Virginia
HOSTS: Johnny Suave and his life size cardboard cut-out of Shania Twain

Crowd: “PCW!…PCW!…PCW!…” Suave: “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WELCOME TO POLITICAL CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING!” A thunderous cheer follows. Crowd: “PCW!…PCW!…PCW!…PCW!…PCW!…PCW!…” Suave: “I AM JOHNNY SUAVE. THIS SMOKING HOT PIECE OF CARDBOARD IS SHANIA TWAIN! A LOT WENT DOWN THIS PAST SUNDAY NIGHT ON PCW ON P-SPAN-”

*DOMINATION INC.’S MISSION STATEMENT IS THE COMPLETE TAKEOVER OF POLITICAL CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING BY ANY AND ALL MEANS!*

Domination Inc. CEO ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann, his Corporate Bodyguard Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, CFO Gordon Guyko, Corporate Security Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice- two former police officers fired for their extreme style of law enforcement, and the 7 foot tall Weapon of Mass Destruction, Big Monster Wahlie all walk to the ring.

Suave: “Well. It looks like the corporate conglomerate bent on a hostile takeover of PCW Domination Inc. has a few things to say.” McMann: “I just thought I’d come out here and introduce to you the new star of PCW, the 7 foot tall Weapon of Mass Destruction…BIG MONSTER WAHLIE!” BMW holds his arms up menacingly. McMann: “Ever since Domination Inc. brought BMW into our organization, he’s proven again and again that he is head over heels better than anyone on the PCW roster.” Suave: “Ah…he really hasn’t wrestled anyone of note yet.” McMann: “I know for a fact that the so-called PCW champion O’Beck Bahama found out that BMW was here tonight and is now hiding in his dressing room, protected by that washed up has been Justin Sufferable and the PCW CEO Barack Obama. Because they know that I am the true genius of sports entertainment. I know what you idiots want to see. And you want to see more of BMW destroying anyone who dares gets into the ring-” Two men hop the steel barricade and climb into the ring. Suave: “Who the hell are these guys?”

The two genuflect in front of McMann. Both: “WE’RE NOT WORTHY…WE’RE NOT WORTHY!” Suave: “I think I’m going to be sick.” McMann: “What’s your names?” K-Money: “I’m K-Money. And he’s Ted G. We’re your biggest fans!” Ted G.: “That’s right. I can’t believe this third rate so-called wrestling company doesn’t use your talent by letting you write the show.” K-Money: “Mr. McMann just appearing on PCW is more important and big than anything the rest of the losers in PCW does. We have two words for them-” Both: “EPIC FAIL!” McMann: “I see. I kinda like you guys.” Ted G: “PCW is garbage and full of worthless losers and no-talent wannabees. Their fans are deluded idiots who think their *bleep* promotion is worth a crap. They are wrong.” The crowd boos back. K-Money: “What you all continuously fail to realise is that NOBODY cares other than socially isolated tards like you who spend all their time in the internet wrestling community and become unbearably pompous, self-important, elitist little bitches.” Suave: “Nice. Real nice.” McMann: “Well, I have to say that I appreciate your sentiments. But we have a problem. You see, you’re in my ring and…well…I just can’t let you leave. How would you two like it if BMW just…slammed you and then you can leave.” K-Money: “Slam…US? COOL!” Ted G: “Being slammed by the Sports Entertainment Genius would be an honor!” McMann: “Okay.”

MATCH #1
‘The 7 foot Weapon of Mass Destruction’ BIG MONSTER WAHLIE (Domination Inc.)
vs. K-MONEY and TED G. (Guys in the wrong place at the wrong time)

The bell rings. Suave: “Well, this can’t be good.” BMW walks over, lifts Ted G. in the air, puts him position, and nails an Electric Chair Facebuster on him. Suave: “Yeah, he’s knocked out cold.” K-Money suddenly gets cold feet. He tries to get out of the ring but BMW grabs him by the belt loop in his jeans and pulls him back in. Suave: “Nice try. It’s been nice knowing you.” *WHAM* K-Money’s out cold as well. BMW places K-Money on top of Ted G. and sticks his big boot on K-Money’s chest. One…two…three.

WINNER: BIG MONSTER WAHLIE

Suave: “I have to say that I kind of enjoyed that. BMW destroys a couple Mr. McMann suck ups to get tonight’s edition of PCW Extreme Political TV underway. Let’s recap what happened Sunday night on PCW on P-SPAN…”

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RECAP- 5/3 PCW ON P-SPAN
-SNAFU w/Dr. Bill (Independent) def. Capt. Nausea w/Movie Classic (Island of Misfit Wrestlers) via pinfall with the Arabian Facebuster

-The Alaskan Pitbull Sarah Palin promises that Kalee Jones- The Eskimo will make her claim tonight for the #1 contender slot by standing up to the corporate might of Domination Inc. and destroying Mercedes.

-Kathryn Randall Collins w/Hillary Clinton and the Clinton Political Pitbulls- James Carville and Paul Begala (Progressive Alliance) def. Hallie Burton w/’The Mastermind’ Karl Rove (Extreme Neo-Con Alliance) via pin with the Politics of Personal Destruction finisher. Post match, Burton attacks KRC. Carville and Begala intervene. W’s Image Rehab and Truth Squad wade in and it takes PCW Security Director Dawn McGill to separate the two groups.

-Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen w/Alaskan Pitbull Sarah Palin (SarahPAC) def. Mercedes w/Porsche Lexus and Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice- two former police officers fired due to their extreme methods of law enforcement. The Eskimo Queen overcame numerous Domination Inc. run-ins and destroyed both Mercedes and Porsche Lexus with multiple Eskimo Piefaces. Jones was aided by Sarah Palin and NRA from SarahPAC and the Princess of Political Incorrectness Andrea Doria of the American Heartland Coalition.

-Domination Inc’s Seven Foot Tall Weapon of Mass Destruction BIG MONSTER WHALIE w/Domination Inc (Domination Inc.) pinned Richard Headd and Michael Hunt aka…Guys With Unfortunate Names (Island of Misfit Wrestlers) in 21 seconds.

-At the end of the show, W’s Image Rehab and Truth Squad (Dana Perino, Ari Fleischer, Andrew Card, ‘The Mastermind’ Karl Rove) drag Arlen Specter over to ‘Club Gitmo.’ They get ready to waterboard him when a man in a black mask and dressed all in black attacks. Rove ends up in the water. Fleischer and Card eat power bombs. Perino hides behind Cheney. Then the man pulls off the mask. Cheney is stunned to learn that the man is…former PCW Champion and former member of the American Patroits- Starz N. Stripes (formerly Kevin Scott).

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*flute and clarinet flourish*

Two men come out and unroll a white carpet to the ring steps. Dancers then dance. Ballet dancers…ballet? Little children walk up the white carpet and drop rose petals. Someone lets loose some pigeons…we’re still not sure just how they’ll get out of the building. The crowd stands and lets out a loud ovation as PCW CEO Barack Obama appears with his Aide de Camp Joe Biden by his side. Suave: “AND HERE COMES THE PCW CEO BARACK OBAMA! LISTEN TO THIS CROWD! ABOUT SIXTY PERCENT OF THEM ARE ON THEIR FEET!” Obama and Biden walk to the ring.

Obama: “Tonight, I’d like to welcome the newest member of the Progressive Alliance- Starz N. Stripes!” The crowd stands (60%) and cheers as Starz N. Stripes comes to the ring with Arlen Specter. Suave: “I still can’t believe that after all these years in the American Patriots that Starz N. Stripes is now with the Progressive Alliance.” Obama: “Starz. Even when I was helping O’Beck Bahama, I still was a huge fan of yours. The match that you and O’Beck had last November will go down in history as the best match in PCW history.” Suave: “He’s talking about PCW Extreme Election Night 2008 when Bahama became the PCW champion.” Obama: “So on behalf of the Progressive Alliance, welcome and-” Voice: “Hold on…this is making me *bleep*ing ill.” Suave: “IT’S DICK CHENEY! AND ‘THE MASTERMIND’ KARL ROVE! AND SEAN HANNITY!” Boos follow from the majority of the crowd. Cheers from about 15% of the people there. Cheney: “I knew you were weak, Starz. And now you’ve turned your back on everything you used to stand for and join up with the Progressive Alliance?” Starz: “Dick, I didn’t turn my back on anything. You turned your back on me. You corrupted the American Patriots and made it something that I just couldn’t support. I didn’t leave the American Patriots. The American Patriots left me.” Cheney glares at him. Cheney: “Well. I see we have a difference in opinion. I guess we should settle this the old fashioned way. i’d wrestle you myself, except my heart isn’t able to handle it. So…Karl. Karl Rove.” Rove looks incredibly surprised. Cheney: “Karl, you’ll wrestle Starz N. Stripes tonight. And if he wins, the Progressive Alliance can waterboard…YOU! HANNITY! The Progressive Alliance can waterboard you!” Hannity’s face becomes ashen. Cheney: “But. If I win, I get to waterboard not only you, Starz N. Stripes, but I also get to waterboard that two-bit traiterious scumbag Arlen Specter. Do we have a deal?” Starz: “Yes.” Suave: “THERE YOU HAVE IT. OUR MAIN EVENT TONIGHT IS ‘THE MASTERMIND KARL ROVE AGAINST STARZ N. STRIPES!”

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COMMERCIAL TIME:

The E-Wrestling Magazine is the home for all the latest news on e-federations all across the country. Check out all the latest stories on PCW and other great e-federations:

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4CW Promotional Preshow now on Air Tuesday, 05 May 2009 (/)
CCW LOCKDOWN 5/4/09 Tuesday, 05 May 2009 (/)
Genesis League Cup Announced… Monday, 04 May 2009 (/)
Jack Pierce signs to Dream Monday, 04 May 2009 (/)
20 Random Feds 03.03.09 Monday, 04 May 2009 (/)
WTF Xtreme Report 5/3/09 Sunday, 03 May 2009 (/)
5/3-PCW on P-SPAN Sunday, 03 May 2009 (/)
Sunrise Pro Wrestling presents Dawn [6] – All About Impact Sunday, 03 May 2009 (/)
Dream Wrestling Goes Public! Sunday, 03 May 2009 (/)
What’s Brewing in the ICWF?

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MATCH #2
A. TOM BOMB w/SM. Art Bomb (American Patriots)
vs. DAVE THE MECHANIC w/Tequila Sheila (American Heartland Coalition)

Suave: “The PCW Newsline has well documented the issues going on with not just A-Bomb but his brothers Hy Drogen Bomb and Incendiary Bomb concerning their sister Daisy Cutter-Bomb. Daisy was fired from Domination Inc a couple weeks back and now she wants to return to the Bomb’s. The other issue is that the Bomb’s feel the American Patriots have no sense of direction right now. A-Bomb’s looking for another shot at the PCW title.” The bell rings. Suave: “Quick lockup. Headlock by Dave.” A-Bomb whips him into the ropes. Suave: “Dave sent for the ride. OW!” Dave bounces off A-Bomb onto the canvas. Suave: “He’s not going to shoulder block A-Bomb. No way. Dave into the ropes…tilt a whirl…no. Dave lands on his feet. Off the ropes…” Dave slides between A-Bomb’s legs. Suave: “Spinning back kick by Dave! Armdrag takedown now.” A-Bomb slips out of the ring. Suave: “A-Bomb takes a time out to regroup.”

A-Bomb confers with SM Art Bomb and climbs back in. They lock up again. Suave: “Test of strength…” A-Bomb tosses Dave to the canvas. Suave: “Bad idea, Dave. A-Bomb charges…MONKEY FLIP BY DAVE! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? DAVE COVERS. ONE…TWO…KICK OUT BY A-BOMB!” A-Bomb slams his hand on the canvas in disgust. Suave: “He’s not happy at all. A second monkey flip by Dave. No, A-Bomb lands on his feet. STANDING DROPKICK BY A-BOMB! HE’S GOING FOR THE ATOMIC POWER BOMB! BUT DAVE FLIPS OUT.” The crowd claps at the sequence. Tequila Sheila yells encouragement. Suave: “Dave the Mechanic looking good so far in this match. High cross body by Dave. A-Bomb catches him…FALL AWAY SLAM!” A-Bomb pulls Dave up by the hair. Suave: “Forearm shots by A-Bomb. Dave goes for the ride again.” Dave again slides between A-Bomb’s legs and rolls out to the apron. Suave: “A-Bomb grabs Dave by the hair.” Dave drops to his knees and slingshots A-Bomb’s neck off the top rope.

Tequila Sheila slides a steel folding chair in. Suave: “Dave’s got a chair! *CLANG* HOLY CRAP!” *CLANG* A-Bomb’s legs wobble. Spinning heel kick by Dave. Suave: “HE CAUGHT HIM FLUSH IN THE JAW. A-BOMB’S DOWN AND HE MIGHT BE OUT! COVER. ONE…TWO…WAIT! THAT’S DAISY CUTTER-BOMB!” Daisy breaks the count. Tequila Sheila quickly enters the ring and tackles Daisy. Suave: “CAT-FIIIIIIGHT! CAT-FIIIIIGHT!” A-Bomb low blows Dave. Suave: “A-Bomb back on offense. He’s got Dave up…ATOMIC POWER BOMB! COVER. ONE. TWO. THREE!”

WINNER: A. TOM BOMB

Suave: “DAVE THE MECHANIC GAVE A-BOMB EVERYTHING HE COULD HANDLE. BUT IN THE END, DAISY CUTTER-BOMB’S INTERFERENCE HELPS A-BOMB GET THE WIN!” A-Bomb and Daisy Cutter-Bomb stare at each other. Then…they embrace. Suave: “Finally. A family reunited.”

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NANCY PELOSI’S OFFICE

Pelosi: “It’s come to my attention that the Alaskan Pitbull Sarah Palin has some issues with my management style. It seems she disagreed with the #1 contender’s match I made last week on PCW Extreme Political TV for the Women’s title.” Suave: “And with good reason too.”

REPLAY FROM 4/29-PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV -#1 CONTENDER’S MATCH FOR THE PCW WOMEN’S TITLE: KRC vs. Hallie Burton vs. Mercedes
Suave: HOLD ON! THAT’S KALEE JONES-THE ESKIMO QUEEN AND THE ALASKAN PITBULL SARAH PALIN! WHAT ARE THEY DOING OUT HERE?” Kalee hits the ring and Eskimo Piefaces KRC. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! The Eskimo Queen caught KRC totally by surprise. AGAIN! THIS TIME IT’S MERCEDES! PORSCHE LEXUS RUNS IN…ESKIMO PIEFACE! ROUGH JUSTICE! *THWACK* PALIN JUST DECAPITATED D.B. RUFF WITH HOCKEY STICK! HOLY FREAKIN’ CRAP! CARVILLE AND BEGALA IN THE RING. OWWWWWWW! PALIN JUST CRACKED HER HOCKEY STICK ON CARVILLE’S HEAD… KALEE JONES PISSED BECAUSE SHE WASN’T INCLUDED IN THE #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH…”

Pelosi: “Sarah Palin. Let me remind you of this. We won. You lost. I control the PCW Competition Committee and what I say goes. Now I know that Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen has a match this Sunday night on PCW on P-SPAN for the #1 contender spot against KRC. My advice to both of you is this- don’t get your hopes up. Because I…I mean, the Progressive Alliance, control the competition committee, it’s very exciting because now we can get things done without explaining process. And the process is this, you don’t stand a chance of winning. And oh, Kalee Jones. Perhaps the problem you’re running into has to do with the company you’re keeping. Think about it.” Suave: “Whoa. A veiled shot at The Alaskan Pitbull Sarah Palin?”

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COMMERCIAL TIME:

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UPCOMING EVENTS: OTHER E-FEDERATIONS:

SWF Fan Convention
May 8, 2009 all day – Orange County Convention Center in Orlando, FL

XWW presents Saturday night Carnage
May 9, 2009 all day – XWW arena Elimira N.Y.

WTF Intensity
May 10, 2009 from 9pm to 10pm – WTF Studios

SWF VIP Party
May 15, 2009 at 8pm to May 16, 2009 at 1am – City Walk in Orlando, FL

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*DOMINATION INC’S MISSION STATEMENT IS THE COMPLETE TAKEOVER OF POLITICAL CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING BY ANY AND ALL MEANS*

Suave: “What? Twice in one show? Who did we piss off to deserve this?” Mr. McMann, WTF, Rough Justice, Cadillac, Jaguar, and the PCW Tag Team Champions Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit- Wall Street Market Analyst with the man crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit come to the ring. McMann: “Well, Big Oil. Kirk Walstreit. It seems just yesterday that you destroyed Jack Schett and Bull Schett and brought the PCW Tag Team title belts to Domination Inc. But it’s been six months that you’ve held the titles. So, I brought our new tag team, Cadillac and Jaguar, out to present you with these plaques…” Cadillac and Jaguar hand the plaques to the tag team champs. McMann: “Congratulations to a couple of team players who’ve done everything we’ve asked them to do. You’ve been worthy tag team champions.” Suave: “Were?” McMann: “But now that you’ve had a six month run as the champions, it’s time for you to hand over the belts to Cadillac and Jaguar.” Suave: “WHAT?” Big Oil and Walstreit are stunned. McMann: “Come on, come on. I don’t have all night. Just hand over the belts, like the good team players that you are.” Big Oil and Walstreit look at each other. Suave: “YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! THIS CAN’T BE LEGAL!” Walstreit: “Can I ask…why?” McMann: “Sure. According to your employment contract with Domination Inc., you both agreed that if you won any sort of title belt that the belt legally belongs to Domination Inc. So, now that we’ve cleared that up. Please be good team players and hand the belts to Cadillac and Jaguar.” Suave: “THEY CAN’T DO THAT!” Walstreit and Big Oil confer. Walstreit: “If you don’t mind, we’d like to discuss this with our counsel.” McMann: “What?” Walstreit: “We’d like to discuss this with our counsel.” McMann: “Fine. You’ve got one week. Next week, you will turn the title belts over to Cadillac and Jaguar and that’s the way it’s going to be.” McMann, Cadillac, and Jaguar leave Big Oil and Walstreit in the ring. Suave: “I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN MY FOUR YEARS HERE AT PCW! MR. McMANN HAS ESSENTIALLY CLAIMED THAT CONTRACTUALLY HE CONTROLS THE PCW TITLE BELTS AND NOT THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS.”

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UPCOMING EVENTS @ http://www.politicalwrestling.wordpress.com :
5/8- PCW Newsline
5/10- PCW on P-SPAN
5/13- PCW Extreme Political TV
5/17- PCW on P-SPAN
5/20- PCW Extreme Political TV
5/22- PCW Newsline
5/24- PCW on P-SPAN
5/27- PCW Extreme Political TV
5/29- PCW Newsline
5/31- PCW on P-SPAN
6/3- PCW Extreme Political TV
6/5- PCW Newsline
6/7- Political Championship Wrestling Presents: Loose Cannons Unleashed 5

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MATCH #3:
INCENDIARY BOMB and HY DROGEN BOMB w/SM. Art Bomb and Daisy Cutter-Bomb (American Patriots)
vs. BLUE DOG D w/Kirsten Gillibrand (Progressive Alliance) and RINO-Republican in Name Only w/Susan Collins (American Patriots)
Suave: “I-Bomb and H-Bomb are in the mix for a shot at the PCW Tag Team title. They meet the Bipartisan Dream Team Blue Dog D and RINO.” The bell rings. Suave: “I-BOMB AND H-BOMB HIT THE RING WITH A TRASH CAN FULL OF PLUNDER!” I-Bomb superkicks Blue Dog D. RINO picks up a cookie sheet and whaps I-Bomb. Suave: “HERE WE GO!” RINO whacks H-Bomb with the cookie sheet. He does it second time. Suave: “Rights by Blue Dog D on I-Bomb. Now he’s got a hubcap.” *WHAP* I-Bomb falls back. RINO with a wooden stick. *WHAP* Suave: “H-BOMB’S BUSTED OPEN!” RINO keeps up the attack. Blue Dog D pulls I-Bomb up and slings him over the top rope neck first. Suave: “Irish whip by RINO…no reversed by H-Bomb…POWERSLAM BY H-BOMB!” H-Bomb kicks away at RINO. Forearm to the head by H-Bomb. Suave: “HOLD ON! IT’S THE PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPS!”

Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit hit the ring. Suave: “BIG OIL HAS RINO…OKLAHOMA DRILLER! OKLAHOMA DRILLER!” Big Oil kicks H-Bomb in the balls. Powerbomb follows. Suave: “WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? THE PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS ARE TAKING APART BOTH TEAMS!” Walstreit hits the Stock Market Plunge on Blue Dog D. Big Oil Oklahoma Drillers H-Bomb. I-Bomb crawls back into the ring. Big Oil kicks away at him. Suave: “WAIT A MINUTE…WHAT’S MICHAEL STEELE DOING DOWN HERE?” The CEO of the American Patriots latches on to I-Bomb’s leg and tries to pull him out. Big Oil yanks I-Bomb in. Steele hits the edge of the ring and bounces back to the floor. Suave: “So much for THAT idea. Big Oil has I-Bomb up…OKLAHOMA DRILLER! OKLAHOMA DRILLER!”

Big Oil grabs a mic. Big Oil: “LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR. THESE ARE OUR BELTS! OURS!” Big Oil slams the mic down and he and Walstreit exit.

WINNER: NO MATCH

Suave: “I might be off base here, but I think Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit don’t want to give up their Tag Team belts.”

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POLITICAL CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY:

MATCH #4
‘The Mastermind’ KARL ROVE w/Dick Cheney (Extreme Neo-Con Alliance)
vs. STARZ N. STRIPES w/Arlen Specter (Progressive Alliance)
Suave:
“Rove clearly doesn’t want to be in the ring. Starz looks as focused as he’s been in a long time.” Rove points to his temple to make sure everyone knows he’s a friggin’ genius. Suave: “If he was a genius, he wouldn’t be in the ring right now.” The bell rings. Suave: “Well, this ought to be interesting.” Starz moves towards Rove. Rove steps through the ropes. Starz steps back and lets Rove get back in. Suave: “Rove sticking close to the ropes.” Starz again moves at him. Rove again steps through the ropes. Suave: “The crowd isn’t going to go for this for much longer. I sure hope ‘The Mastermind’ has a back up plan.” Starz backs away again. Rove tentatively steps back in. Rove keeps one hand on the rope and circles. Starz moves with him. He goes forward to lock up but Rove again steps through the ropes. The crowd becomes impatient. Suave: “The natives are getting restless.”
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Starz backs away and Rove climbs back in. Rove keeps close to the ropes and moves to his left. Starz shadows him. He goes to lock up…Rove steps through the ropes. The crowd starts to boo. Rove points to his temple again…Starz grabs him and flings him across the ring. The crowd cheers. Suave: “STARZ N. STRIPES FINALLY HAD ENOUGH AND TOSSES ROVE ACROSS THE- STARZ WAS HIT FROM BEHIND…WHO?…” A man in a hood hits Starz with a steel-folding chair. He whips the hood back. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! IT’S RANDY ROAD RAGE RICHARDSON! QUADRUPLE R IS BACK IN PCW! *CLANG* A THIRD CHAIRSHOT ON STARZ…” *CLANG* Suave: “DOWN GOES ARLEN SPECTER!” Rahm Emanuel runs to the ring. *CLANG* Suave: “QUADRUPLE R JUST DRILLED RAHM EMANUEL WITH THE CHAIR! *CLANG* ANOTHER CHAIRSHOT ON STARZ. HE’S OUT! HE’S KNOCKED OUT!” W’s Image Rehab and Truth Squad (Ari Fleischer, Dana Perino, and Andrew Card) hit the ring and drag Starz and Specter out. Suave: “THEY’RE TAKING THEM OVER TO CLUB GITMO! THEY’RE GOING TO WATERBOARD STARZ N. STRIPES AND ARLEN SPECTER…WE’RE OUT OF TIME. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!”

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Other political stories:

Dick Cheney: SuzieQ, RCP, Roger Hollander, Politics USA, Charmaine’s Muse Pallet, Orlando Sentinel, The Zoo, The Wingnuterer, MaryAnnCp’s Blog, Veto Corleone, Serenity Thru Haiku, Your World Times, Broadcatching, Band Annie’s, Union News, Real Ideals,

Nancy Pelosi: Wonderland Wire, Politico, Joint Effort, Opposing Views, McNorman, Yuba Net, Quipster, Liberty Maven, Cinie, Flapsblog, Tai-Chi Policy, Huff Post, Trader Aaron, Hot Air, Cadillac Tight,

Karl Rove: Whitechic Press, Economist, Jetsiva, Note-Grumpy Old Man, Bernie Latham, Media Matters, Big Blue Texan, Butasforme, njolinjo, Karl Rove, Magic Pristine Bullet, Blue Gal, Jon Taplin, Peace & Freedom Promise, Jonathan Todd, TPMMuckraker, Creative Greenus, Daily Banter,

Kirsten Gillibrand: Huff Post, The Hill, SilveNY Politics, Democrats, Daily Politics, The Hill, Mondoweiss, NYMag, Times Union, Real Estate Rama,

Arlen Specter: Politico, Natl Review, ABC News, PennLive, Powerline, Blogger News Net,

Sarah Palin: CNN, AKMuckraker, Wonderingrohi, Politics Daily, Twenty-Five Years, Small Dead Animals, Sarah Palin3, Palinoscopy, Daily Kos, WSJ, Mudflats, Shannyn Moore,

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