-Recap of PCW Extreme Political TV
-PCW Wrestlers Ranked in WWR’s Top 35
-PCW Rankings, Upcoming PCW Schedule
“Hey y ‘all. It’s Gina Ramsey here with the last PCW newsline for a couple weeks.
No, we’re not going to disappear and turn up in Argentina having an extramarital affair like a certain South Carolina governor, we’re just taking a much needed break to reload as we head into season #5. PCW Newsline will be moving to it’s new night on Sundays starting July 19th. As usual, lots of things going on in PCW so let’s get right to it…”
RECAP OF PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV
PCW CEO Barack Obama’s Office
-The newly minted Total Eliminators (Cadillac, Jaguar, Mercedes, and Porsche Lexus) invade PCW CEO Barack Obama’s office along with Jack and Bull Schett and demand to wrestle live on the show. Obama asks the Schetts if they go along with the idea, they do, and the PCW CEO makes the match.
Maximillian Kael vs. Shane Reynolds©
Mark O’Neal vs. Darkwing
E-Wrestling Magazine- The home for all the latest e-federation news throughout the country
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PCW CEO Barack Obama and his aide de camp Joe Biden (Biden’s locked in a portable closet to keep him out of trouble) come out to address the roster and the fans gathered at Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon.
1. Kirsta Lewis HOW, SCCW, TFWF, VWF- 35 pts.
2. Michelle Masters FWO- 23 pts.
3. Bobbinette Carey HOW- 18 pts.
4. Karina Wolfenden FWO- 16 pts.
5. Olivia Quinn Siberian Wrestling- 15 pts.
6. Kathryn Randall Collins PCW- 14 pts.
7. Mary Lynn Mayweather FWO- 12 pts.
8. Callie Urban FWO- 11 pts.
9. Mad Maddie cWo- 10 pts.
10. Miss USA HOW (??)- 8 pts.
1. Vox Nihili-Alias and Karina Wolfenden FWO- 25 pts.
2. Flying Vergomovs LoC- 20 pts.
3. Ron and Don Connection Hostility- 18 pts.
4. Blitzkrieg Funk LoC- 17 pts.
5. Spike Saunders and Callie Urban FWO- 15 pts.
6. Viking and Andrew O’Reilly WTF- 14 pts.
7. Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit PCW- 13 pts.
8. ‘Superstar’ Vance Jacobs and Rana Venenosa FWO- 12 pts.
9. Team Danger- Stephen Greer and Tyrone Walker DWF- 11 pts.
10. Patrick McCarthy and Scarlett SCCW- 10 pts.
TOP FIFTEEN MEN’S E-WRESTLERS
1. High Flyer FWO- 33 pts.
2. Shawn Hart LoC- 30 pts.
3. Andrei Sorokov Siberian Wrestling- 29 pts.
4. Alias ACW/FWO- 27 pts.
5. ‘The All-Star’ Shawn Anderson WTF- 24 pts.
6. Johnny Serious cWo- 23 pts.
7. Max Danger ACW- 22 pts.
8. Aceldama HOW- 20 pts.
9. Trevor Wilson ACW- 19 pts.
10. Viking WTF- 18 pts.
11. O’Beck Bahama PCW- 17 pts.
12. Shane Reynolds HOW- 16 pts.
13. Johnny Donovan Hostility- 15 pts.
14. Shawn FX GWO/OPW- 14 pts.
15. Brian Spaes ACW- 13 pts
Congratulations to all of our wrestlers (and all the wrestlers) listed on the WWR’s ratings.
PCW CHAMPION: ‘The New Rookie Sensation’ O’Beck Bahama (Progressive Alliance)
#1- A. Tom Bomb (American Patriots)
#2- Starz N. Stripes (Progressive Alliance)
#3- The Right Reverend Randy Richardson (Extreme Neo-Con Alliance)
PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Kathryn Randall Collins (Progressive Alliance)
#1- Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (American Patriots)
#2- Mercedes (Independent)
#3- ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas (American Patriots)
PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (Dick Cheney’s Extreme Neo-Con Alliance)
#1- ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and Starz N. Stripes (Progressive Alliance)
#2- Jack Schett and Bull Schett (Ron Paul’s New Libertarian Army)
#3- Cadillac and Jaguar (Total Eliminators)
PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION: SNAFU (Independent)
#1- Newt Tron Bomb (American Patriots)
#2- American Trucker (American Heartland Coalition)
#3- Dave the Mechanic (American Heartland Coalition)
UPCOMING EVENTS @ http://www.politicalwrestling.wordpress.com :
7/1- PCW Extreme Political TV
No Newsline or shows until 7/15
7/15- PCW Extreme Political TV
7/19- PCW Newsline with Gina Ramsey
7/22- PCW Extreme Political TV
7/26- PCW Newsline with Gina Ramsey
7/29-PCW Night of Champions
2009-2010 MAJOR EVENTS
9/27-PCW Lock and Load 4
11/9-PCW Night of Champions
1/27-PCW Night of Champions
3/7-PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction 3
4/21-PCW Night of Champions
6/6-PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed 6
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