11/4-PCW Best of House Show…Show

TONIGHT ON PCW BEST OF HOUSE SHOW…SHOW
-PCW Tag Team Title Match: ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido/Starz N. Stripes (c) vs. The Goatbusters
-PCW Title Match: ‘Hollywood A-Lister’ Stone Chism (c) vs. Average Joe
-PCW Tag Team Television Match: Public Utilities: Big Oil/Big Electric vs. Rough Justice vs. A-Bomb/H-Bomb

MATCH #1: PCW Tag Team Title Match
‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and Starz N. Stripes (Progressive Alliance) (c)
vs.
The Goatbusters (Island of Misfit Wrestlers)
From the Moose Lodge
Williamson, West Virginia
Sunday November 8th

Charlene Ann Beckworth in the ring to introduce the match.  Charlene Ann: “This match is a tag team match for the PCW Tag Team Title.  Introducing first…”

 *Spooky music begins followed by a funky beat*

Charlene Ann: “…The GOATBUSTERS!”  The Goatbusters appear and begin to dance down the aisle.  Movie Classic accompanies them.

If there’s something grazing
In your neighborhood
Who you gonna call
(Goatbusters)
If you see a herd
And it don’t look good
Who you gonna call
(Goatbusters)

I ain’t afraid of no Goat
I ain’t afraid of no Goat

If you’re seeing horns
Running through your yard
Who can you call
(Goatbusters)
If you have a goat
Sleeping in your bed
Oh, who you gonna call
(Goatbusters)

I ain’t afraid of no Goat
I ain’t afraid of no Goat

Who you gonna call
(Goatbusters)
If you’re all alone
Pick up the phone
And call
(Goatbusters)

I ain’t afraid of no Goat
I hear it likes the girls
I ain’t afraid of no Goat
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call
(Goatbusters)
If you’ve had a dose
Of a freaky Goat
Maybe you’d better call
(Goatbusters)

Let me tell you something
Bustin’ makes me feel good

I ain’t afraid of no Goat
I ain’t afraid of no Goat

Don’t get caught alone, oh no
(Goatbusters)
When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
(Goatbusters)
Ow

Who you gonna call
(Goatbusters)
Who you gonna call
(Goatbusters)
Ah, I think you better call
(Goatbusters)…

 The Goatbusters, Peter Jenkman and Ray Scantz climb into the ring.  Charlene Ann: “Their opponents are the PCW Tag Team Champions- ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and Starz N. Stripes!”

Ron Martin is the referee for this match.

(the bell rings)

They lockup. Jenkman sends Starz to the corner of the ring. Jenkman executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Starz.  Jenkman tags Scantz. Scantz executes a jawbreakeron Starz. Starz stands up. Scantz spinning mule kicks Starz. Starz is back on his feet. Starz goes for a running lariat but Scantz dodges the attack. Starz drags Scantz to the floor.  Escondido in the ring with a table.  He sets it up.  Starz suplexes Scantz thru a table! Starz is up again. Scantz moves back to his feet. Scantz trys for a belly-to-belly suplex but is not strong enough to lift Starz.  They fight into the aisle.  They lockup. Movie Classic sends Starz to the corner of the aisle.

Starz goes for a Gorilla Press slam table but Scantz dodges the attack. Starz and Scantz move back to ringside. Starz takes Scantz into the ring. Starz chops Scantz. Scantz hits him with a back fist. Starz tags Escondido. Escondido gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Scantz. Scantz is up and tags in Jenkman. Jenkman knifehand chops Escondido. Jenkman makes the tag to Scantz. Scantz hits Escondido with a rolling elbow smash to the face. Escondido is up again. The chair is set up….Escondido with a German Suplex onto the chair! Scantz’s back is hurting! Escondido and Scantz go to the floor.  

Scantz gets back to his feet.  Escondido gets hit with a back heel kick.  Scantz executes a corkscrew legdrop on Escondido. Scantz gets up.  Scantz rolls onto Escondido connecting with a knee. Now Escondido standing.  Scantz and Escondido move back into the ring. Scantz chops Escondido. Escondido dropkicks Scantz to the knee. Escondido is up again. Escondido applies a nerve hold on Scantz. Ron Martin asks Scantz if he quits. … (AHHHH!) … Scantz trys to escape. … Scantz is fighting the hold. … Scantz trys to escape. Scantz escapes. Escondido sets the chair on Scantz…Escondido hits a Big Splash on the chair and Scantz!! Escondido chants start. Escondido moonsaults from the top rope sending Scantz thru a table! Escondido moves back to his feet. Escondido puts Scantz in an arm grapevine submission. Escondido chants start. Escondido climbs up to the top rope and splashes Scantz thru a table! Now Escondido standing. Escondido sets up a chair….Escondido hooks both of Scantz’s arms….Double Arm DDT on the open chair! Escondido climbing up top, and off with a Moonsault on top of the chair!!  Escondido hooks Scantz’s arms…he flips over him…Cattle Mutilation!  Scantz taps out.

WINNER AND STILL PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and Starz N. Stripes

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MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION

Taking Women’s E-Wrestling to a Whole Different Level

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Every Thursday Night from our friends at High Octane Wrestling

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 MATCH #2
PCW Champion ‘Hollywood A-Lister’ Stone Chism (Progressive Alliance)
vs.
American Trucker (American Heartland Coalition)
Finley’s Fun Center
Winchester, Kentucky
Monday November 9th 

Charlene Ann: This match is for the PCW Title.  The challenger on his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Gary, Indiana, a member of American Heartland Coalition, accompanied by Tequila Sheila, he is the American Trucker!!! 

American Trucker and Tequila Sheila appears.

 (crowd cheers)

 *Eastbound and Down by Jerry Reed plays*

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin’
a’we gonna do what they say can’t be done
We’ve got a long why to go and a short time to get there
I’m east bound just watch ol’Bandit run

Keep your foot hard on the pedal…son, never mind them brakes
let it all hang out cause we’ve got a run to make
The boys are thirsty in Atlanta,and there’s beer in Texarcana
and we’ll bring it back no matter what it takes

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin’
a’we gonna do what they say can’t be done
We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there
I’m east bound just watch ol’Bandit run ……

( banjo & guitar solo )

American Trucker and Tequila Sheila come to the ring.

Charlene Ann: “His opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Malibu, California, a member of Progressive Alliance, he is the PCW Champion, ‘Hollywood A-Lister’ Stone Chism!!!

Chism and the Skanky Rich Bimbos, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, appear.

(crowd boos *****)

Chism and the SRB walk to the ring.

Ron Martin is the referee for this contest.

(the bell rings)

American Trucker hits a spinning leg lariat on Chism sending him to the mat. American Trucker catches Chism leg, but Chism reverses it with an enzuigiri to American Trucker’s head.  Now American Trucker standing. American Trucker pokes Chism in the eyes. American Trucker plants Chism thru a table with a Rock bottom! Chism stands up. Chism executes the brain buster on American Trucker. Now Chism standing. American Trucker mule kicks Chism. American Trucker is hit with a backward kick. American Trucker gets hit with the shooting star press from Chism. Ron Martin counts. …1 …2 American Trucker kicks out.  American Trucker hits him with a back fist.  Chism gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on American Trucker. American Trucker puts Chism thru a table with a hideous powerbomb!  American Trucker moves back to his feet. American Trucker and Chism go to the floor.  Tequila Sheila punches Chism repeatedly.  Now Chism standing.  Chism runs and tackles American Trucker. Chism punches him in the head.  American Trucker double underhook faceslams Chism hard to the mat.  American Trucker punches Chism repeatedly. American Trucker gets drilled with an inverted back breaker.

American Trucker moves back to his feet.  American Trucker and Chism move back into the ring. American Trucker bulldog’s Chism thru a table! American Trucker gets up. American Trucker clotheslines Chism. American Trucker Russian Leg Sweeps Chism thru a table! American Trucker rakes the face of Chism in attempt to make a come back. American Trucker gets snap suplexed by Chism. Chism is back on his feet. American Trucker stands up. Chism connects with a flying knee. American Trucker goes down. American Trucker stands up. Chism climbs to the top and hits American Trucker with a flying clothesline. Chism gets back to his feet. The Skanky Rich Bimbos in the ring.  They distract American Trucker by taking off their tops.   Chism jumps off of the turnbuckle nailing American Trucker with an Asai Moonsault. Chism is up again. Chism with the Flying Elbowdrop on American Trucker! American Trucker gets hit with the Hollywood Blockbuster from Chism. Ron Martin counts. …1 …2 …3

Charlene Ann: “The winner of this match, and still the PCW Champion, ‘Hollywood A-Lister’ Stone Chism!”

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Every Monday Night from our friends at High Octane Wrestling

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Dream Wrestling Federation

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MAIN EVENT: PCW TAG TEAM TELEVISION TITLE FINALS
A-Bomb and H-Bomb (American Patriots)
vs.
Big Oil and Big Electric (Public Utilities)
vs.
D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice aka…Rough Justice
London Community Center
London, Kentucky
Tuesday November 10th 

Charlene Ann: “This match is a Standard Match three way tag match for the PCW Tag Team Television Title.  On their way to the ring at this time, A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb!”

A-Bomb and H-Bomb come to the ring.

Charlene Ann: - the second team in this contest is Big Oil and Big Electric.

Big Oil and Big Electric walk to the ring.

Charlene Ann:  “And their final opponents, D.B. Ruff.  Connor Justice.  They are…Rough Justice.

Rough Justice walk to the ring.

Ron Martin is the referee for this match.

(the bell rings)

Ruff clotheslines A-Bomb. Ruff chops A-Bomb. A-Bomb knee drops Ruff thru a table from the tope rope! A-Bomb climbs to his feet. Now Ruff standing. A-Bomb drags Ruff to the floor.  Justice bounces A-Bomb off the barricade while Ruff clotheslines him.  Ruff is back on his feet. Big Oil lifts A-Bomb into the air. Holds him and drops him into the chair!! Big Oil sucks chants start in the crowd. Ruff throws A-Bomb back into the ring. Big Oil and Ruff also move back into the ring. Big Oil picks up the chair….Big Oil slams the chair into A-Bomb’s face!! A-Bomb is busted open! H-Bomb in the ring.  Big Oil chops H-Bomb. Big Oil sucks chants start in the crowd. Big Oil choke slams A-Bomb who looks to be out cold!  Powerbomb by Big Oil on the chair!!! The ref starts the count. …1 …2 …3.

Charlene Ann: “The winners of this match, and new PCW Tag Team Television Title champions, Big Oil and Big Electric!”

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UPCOMING PCW EVENTS:
11/7- PCW Extreme Political TV on P-SPAN
11/11- PCW House Show
11/14- PCW Extreme Political TV on P-SPAN
11/18- PCW House Show
11/21- PCW Extreme Political TV on P-SPAN
11/25- PCW House Show
11/28- PCW Extreme Political TV on P-SPAN