Crist Now Independent: PCW Newsline

Florida’s Charlie Crist (I) formally joined the ranks of the independent yesterday as his fight to win a seat on PCW Executive Committee continued. “The easy thing for me would have been to stay put, but for me, it’s never been about doing what’s easy,” Crist said. “I haven’t supported an idea because it’s a [...]

CWC Episode 9 Booked.

Live from The Middle of Nowhere May 8th, 2010 Match 1 #1 Contender for Hardcore Title – Fatal 4 Way James Silkk(PWX) vs. Starr vs. Crimson Lightning(VWF) vs. Charlie Blackwell(PCW) Match 2 #1 Contender for CWC World Tag Team Titles – Tag Team Jack Eastwood and Devon Chaney(OWC) vs. Intrepid and RJ Stone(WWA) Match 3 [...]

Rush Limbaugh and Keith Olbermann to Join PCW Broadcast Team: PCW Newsline

by PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein: Breaking news from PCW headquarters.  For the past five plus years, Johnny Suave has been the primary voice of PCW.  Starting this weekend, ‘The Innovator of Extreme Broadcast Excellence’ Rush Limbaugh and Keith Olbermann will be joining Suave to bring their right and left wing perspectives. No word on [...]

Goldman-Sach’s Fabrice Tourre- WTF?

From tonight’s PCW House Show in Battle Creek, Michigan… Fabrice Tourre – “The whole building is about to collapse anytime now.  Only potential survivor, the fabulous Fab . . . standing in the middle of all these complex, highly leveraged, exotic trades he created without necessarily understanding all of the implications of those monstruosities!!!” Crowd [...]

Joe Klein vs. Average Joe: 4/26-PCW Night of Champions

PCW Night of Champions (1 Hour) Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon Wauseon, OH Monday April 26th Host: Johnny Suave Johnny Suave stands in the middle of the ring with his lifesize cardboard cut-out of Shania Twain. Crowd – PCW!…PCW!…PCW!… Johnny Suave – HELLO AND WELCOME TO POLITICAL CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING! Crowd – RAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Johnny Suave – I [...]

Joe Klein Says He’s Found ‘Know-Nothing’ Tea Partier Who Committed Sedition: 4/26-PCW Extreme Political TV Preview

by PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein: That’s right.  Time’s Joe Klein says that he will deal with a Tea Partier who committed sedition on tonight’s edition of PCW Extreme Political TV.  Said Klein: “The anti-Obama forces, it seems clear, are rooted in classic American know-nothing populism–nativist, isolationist, paranoid.” Meanwhile the leader of the American Heartland [...]

PCW Newsline: Dick Cheney Endorses Marco Rubio (R), Rips Charlie Crist

by PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein: Dick Cheney earlier today. Cheney (standing behind podium): “I am throwing my…my… Cheney disappears.  An EMT runs up with a defibrillator. EMT: “CLEAR!” *ZAAPPPPPP* EMT: “HE’S OKAY!” Cheney reappears. Cheney: “Okay, as I was saying, I am throwing my support behind Marco Rubio.  Charlie Crist cannot even be trusted [...]

4/21-PCW Rankings/Card Finalized for PCW Night of Champions

PCW WORLD CHAMPION: Yamamoto Tanaka (D) PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION: Ken Worth-American Trucker (I) PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS:  Jack and Joe Schmidt (I) SINGLES CONTENDERS: #1- A. Tom Bomb (R) #2- Paddy O’Kennedy (D) #3- Charlie Blackwell (R) #4- SNAFU (I) #5- Magnum P.O.’d  (I) TAG TEAM CONTENDERS: #1- ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and ’American Citizen’ Kevin [...]

Time’s Joe Klein: Free, Unfettered Political Discourse Be Damned!

by PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein: Fresh upon charges Time Magazine’s Joe Klein made last night on PCW Extreme Political TV that recent remarks by Glenn Beck and ‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin bordered on sedition, Klein made it clear today that he will not tolerate any such speech next Monday night at PCW Night [...]

PCW Newsline: Charlie Crist (R) talking to Independents?

by PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein: Backstage at last night’s PCW show in Dayton, Ohio, Charlie Crist (R-Florida) was seen talking with Independents ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott. before their big match against Charlie Ranck and Pete Fyle (D).  Crist, who wants to become part of the PCW Executive Committee, is [...]