PCW Newsline: Dick Cheney Endorses Marco Rubio (R), Rips Charlie Crist

by PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein:

Dick Cheney earlier today.

Cheney (standing behind podium): “I am throwing my…my…

Cheney disappears.  An EMT runs up with a defibrillator.

EMT: “CLEAR!”

*ZAAPPPPPP*

EMT: “HE’S OKAY!”

Cheney reappears.

Cheney: “Okay, as I was saying, I am throwing my support behind Marco Rubio.  Charlie Crist cannot even be trusted to remain a…a…

Cheney disappears again.  The EMT again preps the defibrillator.

EMT: “CLEAR!”

*ZAAPPPPPP*

EMT: “HE’S OKAY!”

Cheney reappears.

Cheney: …a Republican.  I urge Crist to either stay in the primary or drop out of the race altogether.  The only winners from an independent bid by Crist would be…be…

Cheney disappears again.  The EMT again preps the defibrillator.

EMT: “CLEAR!”

*ZAAPPPPPP*

EMT: “HE’S OKAY!”

Cheney reappears.

Cheney: “The only winners from an independent bid by Crist would be Barack Obama and Harry Reid.  Washington D.C. is broken and the PCW Executive Committee is already overflowing with politicians who need pollsters to tell them what to think. It certainly doesn’t need another one.  Now more than ever PCW needs leaders with the strength of conviction. That is why I am proud to endorse…endorse…

Cheney disappears again.  The EMT again preps the defibrillator.

EMT: “CLEAR!”

*ZAAPPPPPP*

EMT: “HE’S OKAY!”

Cheney reappears.

Cheney: “Marco Rubio.  If Charlie Crist wants to discuss this with me, I’m available for hunting trips.  Thank you.”

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One Response

  1. Let’s just hope his aim is a little better and he uses larger shot…

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