Metzger, Riley et al sign with PCW

Democrats announced earlier today the signing of Jordan Metzger and Andy Riley to their stable of wrestlers. Metzger, 24, and Riley, 26, were brought in to bolster their numbers headed into this November’s PCW Extreme Election Night 2010. Republicans are also expected to bring in a couple more wrestlers in the lull time in July [...]

6/21- Loose Cannons Unleashed 6 Report- Part 2

PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed 6 PPV Report- Part 2 Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon Wauseon, OH Monday June 21st Host: Paige McGillicutty Paige McGillicutty Paige McGillicutty – Paige McGillicutty back as we head to the next match. MATCH #5 – PCW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH Midnite Rockin’ Express: Bobby Ricky Michaels and Marty Gibson-Lane (D) vs. [...]

Tanaka-Average Joe Match Reaches 10 Hour Mark

The longest match in pro wrestling history will resume later today as PCW Champion Average Joe (I) and challenger Yamamoto Tanaka (D) wrestled five more hours last night at Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon without a winner emerging. PCW Champion Average Joe (I-American Heartland Coalition) ‘The Japanese Super Destroyer’ Yamamoto Tanaka (D) The match began Monday [...]

Loose Cannons Unleashed 6 Report- Part One

PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed 6 PPV Report Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon Wauseon, OH Monday June 21st Host: Paige McGillicutty Paige McGillicutty Paige McGillicutty – Hey, Paige McGillicutty here to give you the rundown on what went down tonight at PCW’s Loose Cannons Unleashed 6.  To say it was a wild night would be a great [...]

6/21- Loose Cannons Unleashed 6- Preview

PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed 6 PPV Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon Wauseon, OH Monday June 21st Host: Johnny Suave Montage of PCW stars to start the show. Johnny Suave (voiceover) – Last week, Republican ’American Citizen’ Kevin Scott pulled off a huge upset win over former PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D)… [Scott decks Tanaka with a jumping DDT [...]

‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) Talks. And is Nancy Pelosi (D) More Annoying Than a Vuvuzuela Horn?

Paige McGillicutty Paige McGillicutty spoke with ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) for the first time since his injury that took him out of tomorrow night’s main event at PCW’s Loose Cannons Unleashed 6. ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) Here’s what Scott had to say: He tells Paige that the situation is intolerable and he intends [...]

Big Oil Slams Back at Critics

Former PCW Tag Team Champion Big Oil responded to critics of BP for their response to the oil spill crisis that’s trapped PCW CEO Barack Obama in his limosuine for over 60 days now. Big Oil (R) Big Oil said in a statement earlier today: “It’s really easy for a bunch of backseat executive wannabes [...]

BP Chairman Tony Hayward Faces the Wrath of PCW Competition Committee

BP Chairman Tony Hayward had a sit down meeting today with Nancy Pelosi (D) and the PCW Competition Committee as PCW CEO Barack Obama’s car continues to sit at a BP Gas Station and leak oil for the 59th straight day. Tony Hayward Hayward faced a barrage of questions from a panel on why BP has [...]

Republicans Outraged, Obama Still Stuck At BP Station Waiting For Someone to Fix The Oil Leak in His Car

As expected, Republicans were furious when they found out that Nancy Pelosi, President of the PCW Competition Committee, and Harry Reid, President of the PCW Executive Committee named Yamamoto Tanaka… ‘The Japanese Super Destroyer’ Yamamoto Tanaka (D) to take the place of injured Republican Kevin Scott… ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) …in this Monday’s PCW [...]

Pelosi Puts Tanaka in PCW Title Match, Obama’s Oil Leak

In a joint written statement released early this morning, President of the PCW Competition Committee Nancy Pelosi (D) and President of the PCW Executive Committee Harry Reid (D) announced that Yamamoto Tanaka (D) would replace injured Kevin Scott (R) in the PCW Title Match this coming Monday at PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed 6. ‘The Japanese [...]