8/2 PCW Extreme Political TV Returns

PCW Extreme Political TV on P-SPAN makes its return to the airwaves this Monday with the start of a three week run leading up to PCW Lock and Load on August 23rd.

No word on card info.  We do know that some of the newly signed talent on both sides will be in action.

Nancy Pelosi will address the fans.

PCW CEO Barack Obama will also be there after finally getting rescued from his limo.

The battle lines leading up to November’s PCW Extreme Election Night 2010 begin to be drawn.

Also:

The American Heartland Coalition announced the signing of the Polish Prince Andrew Golatta.  Golatta is also expected to be on hand Sunday night.

Darth Vader Robs Bank: Republicans Blame It on Obama Policies


Paige McGillicutty

Paige McGillicutty here with a PCW News update.

We’re sure by now that you’ve seen the sad pictures of once feared second in command to Emperor Palpatine in the First Galactic Empire, Darth Vader, was caught on camera robbing a bank with just a gun.

Vader reportedly left with a substantial amount of cash and then left the premises.

Republicans immediately blamed Obama policies for the former Dark Lord’s desperate act.

J.D. Hayworth from Arizona had this to say:


J.D. Hayworth

“It’s a sad state of affairs when a former high ranking official in the First Galactic Empire is reduced to becoming a common bank thief.  Darth Vader used to be a dark, foreboding, and downright ruthless figure.   Now he can’t afford to maintain his lightsaber and has to use a gun to pull off the robbery.  What does that say about Barack Obama’s policies?  When I defeat John McCain, a man who’s probably just as old as Emperor Palpatine, I will fight against Obama’s economic programs with vigor and force…well no, not that force…but you know what I mean.”

John McCain responded:


John McCain

“J.D. Hayworth’s weak attempt to associate himself with the force is another  example of how desperate he’s become.”

August 24th is PCW’s Showdown in the Desert.  McCain vs. Hayworth.  One night after the Lock and Load Pay Per View.

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Palin-Johnston Showdown/Obama: “I’m Sorry” to Sherrod


Paige McGillicutty

Paige McGillicutty here with a PCW News update.

Political Championship Wrestling held it’s first House Show since the July 4th show in Great Falls, Montana as it gears up for the return of PCW Extreme Political TV on August 2nd.

Highlights of the evening included:

Levi Johnston coming out with Bristol Palin.

[...some cheers, some boos greet Johnston and he prepares to speak.


Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin

Levi Johnston - I really thought we were over.  But Bristol and I went for a walk with Tripp and...well...the rest is history.  I've apologized to Todd and Sarah Palin for some of the things I said which weren't true.  I just want to marry Bristol and get on with our lives.

Man's voice - Hold on there.


Keith Olbermann

Keith Olbermann - What do you mean you lied about Sarah Palin?

Levi Johnston - Some of the things I said wasn't true.

Keith Olbermann - But...you were talking about Sarah Palin.  How could it not be true?  It HAS to be true.

Levi Johnston - Some of them wasn't.  And that's why I apologized to her.

Olbermann puts his hands on his ears.

Keith Olbermann - La, la, la, la  I didn't hear that.

Levi Johnston - Well, it's true.

Keith Olbermann - La, la, la, la...

Sarah Palin walks down carrying her hockey stick.

Sarah Palin - Ha.  Very funny.  That's not me.


Sarah Palin - That's better.  Okay, Bristol is an adult and more than capable of making her own decisions.  That doesn't mean that there's some issues that we'll have to work through.

Levi Johnston - I understand.

Keith Olbermann - But, what you said HAS to be true.  How can it NOT be true?  We're talking about Sarah Palin here!  Sarah Palin!

Olbermann lurches forward at Johnston and then turns toward Sarah Palin.

Palin raises the hockey stick and blasts Olbermann in the face with it.

Crowd - PCW!...PCW!...PCW!!!

Johnston smiles at Palin.  Palin smiles at Johnston.  Johnston extends his hand.  Palin shakes his hand.  Johnston nods.  Palin clocks him over the head with the hockey stick.

Crowd - PCW!...PCW!...PCW!!!

Johnston on the ground.  Bristol goes over to him.

Bristol Palin - MOM!

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Paige McGillicutty – Another highlight was this moment…

[......Shirley Sherrod in the ring with Obama aide Tom Vilsack.


Shirley Sherrod


Tom Vilsack

*flute and clarinet flourish*

Two men come out and unroll a white carpet to the ring steps. Dancers then dance. Ballet dancers…ballet? Little children walk up the white carpet and drop rose petals. Someone lets loose some pigeons…we’re still not sure just how they’ll get out of the building. The crowd stands as PCW CEO Barack Obama appears. Behind Obama walks Joe Biden.

Barack Obama - Look, Shirley.  On behalf of me, Tom Vilsack, the NAACP...

Joe Biden - ...Bill O'Reilly...

Barack Obama - ...ah, no.  I'm not apologizing for Bill O'Reilly.  Shirley, we're sorry about the misunderstanding.  Our bad.   Won't happen again.

Shirley Sherrod - Well?  I-

Male voice - Oh pul-leeze.

Andrew Breitbart of Breitbart.com walks out.


Andrew Breitbart

Andrew Breitbart - The partisan media wars aren't going to die down anytime soon.  It's the liberals and the mainstream media's fault for making em into a target.  It's a convenient rush to judgment.  To make me this bad guy who's taking on this lovely, black grandmotherly type. This is about making me try to seem racist when I'm not.

Tom Vilsack - With all due respect, you're the one who posted the video with the headline, "Video Proof: The NAACP Awards Racism -- 2010.

Andrew Breitbart - You don't get it.  It was not meant to be an attack on Sherrod but rather a lesson to the NAACP that it uses accusations of racism to stifle dissent.

Tom Vilsack - By doctoring the video?

Andrew Breitbart - Doctor, smoctor-

*Def Leppard's 'Rock, Rock Til You Drop begins to play*

Hold onto your hat, hold onto your heart
Ready, get set to tear this place apart
Don't need a ticket, only place in town
That'll take you up to heaven and never bring you down
Anything goes! Anything goes!


Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

The crowd goes nuts when the Extreme Equalizer Whiskey Tango Foxtrot appears.

Women to the left, Women to the right
There to entertain and take you thru the night
So grab a little heat and come along with me
'Cause your mama don't mind what your mama don't see
Anything goes! Anything goes!

Breitbart looks concerned as the Extreme Equalizer runs to the ring.

Rock! Rock! till you drop
Rock! Rock! never stop
Rock! Rock! till you drop
I say Rock! Rock! to the top

WTF grabs Breitbart by the throat...lifts him up...and choke slams him to the mat.

Crowd - PCW!...PCW!...PCW!

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Paige McGillicutty – Running down the matches from last night…

PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D) defeated Average Joe (I) in a rematch of their classic match from PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed.

SNAFU (I) defeated Andy Riley (D)

PCW Tag Team Champions The Kings of Old School: Bobby Michaels and Marty Lane defeated Big Oil and Big Electric

Josh Jackson (R) defeated Jordan Metzger (D)

Triple R (D) defeated Nick Ray (R)

The Bi-Partisan Dream Team: Blue Dog D (D) and RINO- The Wonk Machine (R) defeated Paddy O’Kennedy and Boss Mark Ditka (D)

PCW Extreme Political TV returns August 2nd with the next pay per view coming up on August 23rd.

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November’s Extreme Election Night 2010 Shaping Up

Six matches signed already…

Ohio: Lee Fisher (D) vs. Rob Portman (R)

Florida: Charlie Crist (I) vs. Marco Rubio (R) vs. Kendrick Meek (D)

Pennsylvania: Pat Toomey (R) vs. Joe Sestak (D)

Kentucky: Rand Paul (R) vs. Jack Conway (D)

Connecticut: Richard Blumenthal (D) vs. Linda McMahon (R)

California: Carly Fiorina (R) vs. Barbara Boxer (D)

Plus:

The PCW Title will be defended as well the PCW Tag Team Title.

The Road to November begins August 2nd.

PCW Fourth of July House Show Results

PCW House Show
PCW Hall
Archbold, OH
Sunday July 4th

A capacity crowd of 900 jammed into PCW Hall for a night of political wrestling action.

1. Bird ‘The Mark’ Ridfych (I) def. Josh Jackson (R) and Jordan Metzger (D)
The Rookie Phenom Ridfych defeated Jackson with a series of fastballs and caught Jackson looking on the curve for the win.

Republican Leader Michael Steele is under the gun over comments he made concerning PCW CEO Barack Obama and the upcoming run-up to PCW’s Extreme Election Night 2010.

Steele said: “”This was a war of Obama’s choosing.  This is not something the Republicans actively prosecuted or wanted to engage in.”

Republicans John McCain of Arizona and Lindsey Graham of South Carolina lambasted Steele for the comments, which McCain called “wildly inaccurate” and Graham characterized as “uninformed, unnecessary, unwise, untimely,” while follow Republican Jim DeMint of South Carolina said Steele should apologize.

More on this later on.

2. Andy Riley (D) def. SNAFU (I)
Riley defeated the veteran SNAFU with a little help from Rahm Emanuel who helped the rookie by dropping a few F-Bombs on SNAFU.

PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein reports that Nancy Pelosi defied PCW CEO Barack Obama concerning the addition of more wrestlers to the Democratic stable.  Obama preferred not to add more at this time.  Pelosi personally lobbied to add a couple more in to help with the effort heading towards November’s Extreme Election Night.

Obama, still stuck inside his limousine at a BP gas station with oil still leaking out of his car for the 78th day, was not available for comment.  However, the situation continues to deteriorate with pictures of oil soaked BP gas station clerks being scrubbed and cleaned being showed to the world.

3. ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and Charlie Blackwell (I) def. The Raving Rednecks Locke and Loade (R)
[...Escondido hits a Rubik's Cube on Locke then LAUNCHES him in a modified snake eyes to the bottom turnbuckle! Lawn Dart City!  Blackwell up top- missile dropkick! MOONSAULT BY ESCONDIDO!  1...2...3!...]

4. Nick Ray (R) vs. Jordan Metzger (D)- no decision
The battle of two PCW rookies ends up being a free-for-all with the Angry Left Wing Bloggers (Arianna Huffington, Daily Kos, Keith Olbermann, and ‘Hardball’ Chris Matthews) and the Right Wing Brigadiers (Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity, and Laura Ingraham) joining the fight…that leads to…

5. Angry Left Wing Bloggers (D) vs. Right Wing Brigadiers (R)- no decision
This one falls apart quickly.

PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein reports more on the Michael Steele situation.  Steele tried to backtrack from his earlier comments.

Steele: “The stakes are too high for us to accept anything but success in November.”

Bernstein reports that Steele may be toast.  Prominent Republican voices are calling for Steele’s resignation, including Liz Cheney, the daughter of former Vice President Dick Cheney; Weekly Standard editor William Kristol and former South Carolina GOP chairman Katon Dawson, who finished second to Steele in the RNC chairman’s race last year.

6. PCW Television Champion Ken Worth-The American Trucker (I) def. Triple R (D)
[...Worth charges into a spin kick by Triple R.  Small package by Triple R gets 2. Enziguiri by Triple R gets 2 more.  Cobra Stretch locked in by Triple R!  Worth breaks it and hits a moonsault kick and a clothesline.   Some more counters from both men, Worth hits 2 stiff kicks...Jake Brake! 1...2...2.89!  Triple R gets a sunset flip for 2 but gets nails with a second Jake Brake. 1...2...3!]

7. PCW Tag Team Champions The Kings of Old School (Bobby Michaels and Marty Lane) (D) def. Jack and Joe Schmidt (I)
Michaels and Lane defeat the former two-time tag team champions in a spirited contest that lasted a good twenty minutes and sent the crowd home with a rousing end to the night.

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PCW Wishes Everyone a Safe and Happy Fourth of July!

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