Palin-Johnston Showdown/Obama: “I’m Sorry” to Sherrod


Paige McGillicutty

Paige McGillicutty here with a PCW News update.

Political Championship Wrestling held it’s first House Show since the July 4th show in Great Falls, Montana as it gears up for the return of PCW Extreme Political TV on August 2nd.

Highlights of the evening included:

Levi Johnston coming out with Bristol Palin.

[...some cheers, some boos greet Johnston and he prepares to speak.


Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin

Levi Johnston - I really thought we were over.  But Bristol and I went for a walk with Tripp and...well...the rest is history.  I've apologized to Todd and Sarah Palin for some of the things I said which weren't true.  I just want to marry Bristol and get on with our lives.

Man's voice - Hold on there.


Keith Olbermann

Keith Olbermann - What do you mean you lied about Sarah Palin?

Levi Johnston - Some of the things I said wasn't true.

Keith Olbermann - But...you were talking about Sarah Palin.  How could it not be true?  It HAS to be true.

Levi Johnston - Some of them wasn't.  And that's why I apologized to her.

Olbermann puts his hands on his ears.

Keith Olbermann - La, la, la, la  I didn't hear that.

Levi Johnston - Well, it's true.

Keith Olbermann - La, la, la, la...

Sarah Palin walks down carrying her hockey stick.

Sarah Palin - Ha.  Very funny.  That's not me.


Sarah Palin - That's better.  Okay, Bristol is an adult and more than capable of making her own decisions.  That doesn't mean that there's some issues that we'll have to work through.

Levi Johnston - I understand.

Keith Olbermann - But, what you said HAS to be true.  How can it NOT be true?  We're talking about Sarah Palin here!  Sarah Palin!

Olbermann lurches forward at Johnston and then turns toward Sarah Palin.

Palin raises the hockey stick and blasts Olbermann in the face with it.

Crowd - PCW!...PCW!...PCW!!!

Johnston smiles at Palin.  Palin smiles at Johnston.  Johnston extends his hand.  Palin shakes his hand.  Johnston nods.  Palin clocks him over the head with the hockey stick.

Crowd - PCW!...PCW!...PCW!!!

Johnston on the ground.  Bristol goes over to him.

Bristol Palin - MOM!

....]

Paige McGillicutty – Another highlight was this moment…

[......Shirley Sherrod in the ring with Obama aide Tom Vilsack.


Shirley Sherrod


Tom Vilsack

*flute and clarinet flourish*

Two men come out and unroll a white carpet to the ring steps. Dancers then dance. Ballet dancers…ballet? Little children walk up the white carpet and drop rose petals. Someone lets loose some pigeons…we’re still not sure just how they’ll get out of the building. The crowd stands as PCW CEO Barack Obama appears. Behind Obama walks Joe Biden.

Barack Obama - Look, Shirley.  On behalf of me, Tom Vilsack, the NAACP...

Joe Biden - ...Bill O'Reilly...

Barack Obama - ...ah, no.  I'm not apologizing for Bill O'Reilly.  Shirley, we're sorry about the misunderstanding.  Our bad.   Won't happen again.

Shirley Sherrod - Well?  I-

Male voice - Oh pul-leeze.

Andrew Breitbart of Breitbart.com walks out.


Andrew Breitbart

Andrew Breitbart - The partisan media wars aren't going to die down anytime soon.  It's the liberals and the mainstream media's fault for making em into a target.  It's a convenient rush to judgment.  To make me this bad guy who's taking on this lovely, black grandmotherly type. This is about making me try to seem racist when I'm not.

Tom Vilsack - With all due respect, you're the one who posted the video with the headline, "Video Proof: The NAACP Awards Racism -- 2010.

Andrew Breitbart - You don't get it.  It was not meant to be an attack on Sherrod but rather a lesson to the NAACP that it uses accusations of racism to stifle dissent.

Tom Vilsack - By doctoring the video?

Andrew Breitbart - Doctor, smoctor-

*Def Leppard's 'Rock, Rock Til You Drop begins to play*

Hold onto your hat, hold onto your heart
Ready, get set to tear this place apart
Don't need a ticket, only place in town
That'll take you up to heaven and never bring you down
Anything goes! Anything goes!


Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

The crowd goes nuts when the Extreme Equalizer Whiskey Tango Foxtrot appears.

Women to the left, Women to the right
There to entertain and take you thru the night
So grab a little heat and come along with me
'Cause your mama don't mind what your mama don't see
Anything goes! Anything goes!

Breitbart looks concerned as the Extreme Equalizer runs to the ring.

Rock! Rock! till you drop
Rock! Rock! never stop
Rock! Rock! till you drop
I say Rock! Rock! to the top

WTF grabs Breitbart by the throat...lifts him up...and choke slams him to the mat.

Crowd - PCW!...PCW!...PCW!

...]

Paige McGillicutty – Running down the matches from last night…

PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D) defeated Average Joe (I) in a rematch of their classic match from PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed.

SNAFU (I) defeated Andy Riley (D)

PCW Tag Team Champions The Kings of Old School: Bobby Michaels and Marty Lane defeated Big Oil and Big Electric

Josh Jackson (R) defeated Jordan Metzger (D)

Triple R (D) defeated Nick Ray (R)

The Bi-Partisan Dream Team: Blue Dog D (D) and RINO- The Wonk Machine (R) defeated Paddy O’Kennedy and Boss Mark Ditka (D)

PCW Extreme Political TV returns August 2nd with the next pay per view coming up on August 23rd.

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