Jill Berg Blasts Anti-Business Democrats and Republicans

Jill Berg, CEO of Jill Berg Enterprises:

Employee costs have gone through the roof.   For example, for one employee Jill Berg Enterprises (JBE) has to write checks for $43,000 so she can receive her nominal $34,400 in base pay.  A big cost is health insurance.  She pays nearly $2,400 for coverage a year, I pay the rest — $8,500 for employee/spouse medical and dental.  I also provide company-paid life and other insurance premiums amounting to $100.  Altogether, it adds $8,600 to the cost of employing her.  Then the federal and state governments want a little something extra. They take federal unemployment coverage, disability insurance, workers’ comp and state unemployment insurance.  Finally, the feds make me pay Medicare and Social Security.  When you add it all up, it costs $64,000 to put $34,400 in my employee’s pocket and to give her benefits.  Governments surtax per employee each year.

That’s why I want to be the first woman to become the PCW champion.  I want the bully pulpit to fight against this tax wedge that makes it undesirable to hire on new employees.  I also want a platform to fight to bring down the deficit that plagues PCW right now.

———————–

Democrats responded by calling Berg’s treatise ‘big business propaganda’ and continue to advocate higher ticket prices for PCW events to bring down the deficit.

Republicans blamed Democrats for their anti-business leanings and the PCW budget shortfall on Democratic overspending.

The American Heartland Coalition blamed both parties.  They advocate no new raises in ticket prices which would hurt lower and middle income fans and blame the budget shortfall on both parties being unable to control their spending of company money.

Charlie Rangel- WTF?

Last night at the PCW House Show in Glens Falls, NY…

[...Charlie Rangel inside the ring and he's in a defiant mood.


Charlie Rangel (D)

Charlie Rangel – I am not going away, I am here.   I’ve been losing sleep over this and draining financial resources to mount my defense.  I’ve been unable to get the ethics panel to provide a date for the hearing.  I’m 80 years old, I don’t want to die before the hearing.  Don’t leave me swinging in the wind until November.

Charlie gets some applause from the crowd.

Charlie Rangel – I’ve made mistakes in handling my personal and public business and I’ve apologized for any wrongdoing.  This one charge that I had improperly solicited donations using Congressional letterhead.  The rules have changed, and so there has to be a penalty for grabbing the wrong stationery and not really doing the right thing. But it’s not corrupt. It may be stupid. It may be negligent. But it is not corrupt.  Let me make it clear, I do  not intend to resign this seat just to mollify those who are unhappy that I am causing political headaches for Democrats facing a tough election cycle.  Some of those pushing for my resignation are being ungrateful for my past help.  I’m the guy who was raising money in Republican districts to get you here.  I am asking for exposure of the facts.  If I can’t get my dignity back here, then fire your best shot of getting rid of me through expul-

*Def Leppard’s ‘Rock, Rock Til You Drop begins to play*

Hold onto your hat, hold onto your heart
Ready, get set to tear this place apart
Don’t need a ticket, only place in town
That’ll take you up to heaven and never bring you down
Anything goes! Anything goes!


Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

The crowd goes nuts when the Extreme Equalizer Whiskey Tango Foxtrot appears.

Women to the left, Women to the right
There to entertain and take you thru the night
So grab a little heat and come along with me
‘Cause your mama don’t mind what your mama don’t see
Anything goes! Anything goes!

Charlie Rangel – Oh, not him!

The Extreme Equalizer runs to the ring.

Rock! Rock! till you drop
Rock! Rock! never stop
Rock! Rock! till you drop
I say Rock! Rock! to the top

WTF grabs Rangel by the throat…lifts him up…and choke slams him to the mat.

Crowd – PCW!…PCW!…PCW!

8/9- PCW Extreme Political TV Report

PCW Extreme Political TV on P-SPAN (2 hours)
Utica Memorial Auditorium
Utica, NY

Monday August 9th
Host: Paige McGillicutty


Paige McGillicutty

Paige McGillicutty – Paige McGillicutty here with tonight’s PCW Extreme Political TV report.  Tonight was PCW’s first two hour show on P-SPAN and started with an unusual debut to say the very least.  Let’s go ‘The Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave ringside.

[......Kimber Marshall inside the ring.

Kimber Marshall - ...Pat Starr!

*’I Wrote This Song’ by Patrick Star plays*

Twinkle, Twinkle patrick star
I made myself a sandwich
My mommy named it fred
It tastes like beans & bacon
And it smells like it’s been dead!
Writing is hard
So I use a pointy pencil
pointy
pointy pointy pointy pointy point

Pee-uuh
What’s that horrible smell?

I have a head
It ends in a point
pointy pointy pointy pointy pointy point
This song is over
Except 4 this line:
You win this round
Broccoli
Yeah!

Johnny Suave – Okay.  What the hell was that?

Pat Starr climbs into the ring and jumps up and down.

THUMP

THUMP

THUMP-THUMP-THUMP

THUMP

THUMP

THUMP-THUMP-THUMP

The video screen goes to just outside a dressing room in the back. A police escort is waiting at the door. One of the policemen knocks on the door.

Policeman – Ms. Berg. It’s time.


Jill-Berg

The door opens and four large male bodybuilding types walk out of the dressing room surrounding a petite woman and her male assistant, Jerry.  The woman is busy talking on her cell phone while the man furiously scribbles down notes as the group makes their way towards the ring.

THUMP

THUMP

THUMP-THUMP-THUMP

The procession emerges from the back and starts their way down the ramp. The male assistant has a microphone and a portable tape recorder. He flips it on.

“JILL-BERG…JILL-BERG…”

The group then continues towards the ring leaving the police escort behind.

“JILL-BERG…JILL-BERG…”

The four bodyguards assist Ms. Berg into the ring. She and her assistant immediately go to a corner.

“JILL-BERG…JILL-BERG…”

Berg continues to talk on her cell phone.

“JILL-BERG…JILL-BERG…”

“JILL-BERG…JILL-BERG…”

MATCH #1
Jill-Berg (R)
vs.
Pat Starr (I)

End Summary
…Berg’s bodyguard spears Starr.  Another one gives Starr a jackhammer slam.  The other two bodyguards hold Starr up.  Berg hands Jerry her phone and walks over…BUZZSAW KICK!  Starr down and out.  Berg covers…1…2…3.

WINNER AND NOW 16-0: Jill-Berg in :36

……]

Paige McGillicutty – Next, we found out who John McCain (R) and J.D. Hayworth (R) were going to choose to represent them at August 24th’s Arizona Showdown in the Desert.


John McCain (R)


J.D. Hayworth (R)

[......Hayworth names rookie Doug "King Kong' Kingman as his champion...


Doug 'King Kong' Kingman (R)

McCain names Magnum P.O.'d.  Magnum comes out with his valet, Robyn Masters...


Magnum, P.O.’d (R)


Valet: Robyn Masters

Hayworth and McCain then begin to jaw back and forth.  Kingman cheap shots Magnum.  Robyn Masters comes in and low blows Kingman.

Suddenly, the Tea Party (Nic Koteen, NRA, Al Cahall) led by the 'Princess of Political Incorrectness' Andrea Doria run in and attack McCain, Magnum, and Masters......]

Paige McGillicutty – So, the Showdown in the Desert promises to be an extreme affair with the Tea Party throwing their support behind Hayworth.  Next…

[......Jill-Berg stands in the back.

Jill-Berg - HI, I'M JILL-BERG FROM POLITICAL CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING.  WHAT DO SEX, TATTOOS, BODY PIERCINGS, TOOTHBRUSHES, AND CONTACT SPORTS HAVE IN COMMON? THEY CAN ALL PUT COLLEGE STUDENTS AT RISK FOR HEPATITIS B, A SERIOUS DISEASE THAT CAN LEAD TO CHRONIC, EVEN LIFE THREATENING LIVER DISEASE. MOST OF THE 78,000 PEOPLE INFECTED IN 2001 WERE YOUNG ADULTS, AND THERE IS NO CURE. A SAFE AND EFFECTIVE VACCINE CAN PREVENT HEPATITIS B. HEALTH OFFICIALS RECOMMEND THAT ALL STUDENTS GET VACCINATED.  LEARN MORE ABOUT THIS TODAY.  THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE FROM ME, JILL-BERG.  OTHER WRESTLERS WRESTLE FOR THEMSELVES.  I'M WRESTLING FOR THE CHILDREN......]

Paige McGillicutty – This, of course, gave Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid plenty of heartburn…

[......Leader of the PCW Competition Committee Nancy Pelosi (D)...


Nancy Pelosi (D)

and Leader of the PCW Executive Committee Harry Reid (D)...


Harry Reid (D)

Pelosi and Reid discuss the 'Jill-Berg' problem.  Reid wants to block her from ever getting a title shot.  Pelosi agrees but wonders how?  Reid comes up with a plan.  Give Berg a match at PCW Lock and Load that she has to win or she'll never get a title shot.   Pelosi thinks she has just the idea for a match.


Sharron Angle (R)

Sharron Angle (R) runs in and waffles Reid with a steel chair.  Pelosi dives to the floor as Angle blasted away on Reid.

Democrats Rahm Emanuel and Reika Kisaurgi run in and pull Angle off......]

Paige McGillicutty – Last night, Charlie Blackwell wrestled former Pro Wrestling Fire Champion Jack Benevolence in the second round of the Expert’s Extreme Tournament.  Here’s how it went…

(courtesy of The Experts)
[......The scene goes backstage as a group of guards arrive outside the cells of Jack Benevolence and Charlie Blackwell, and the two wrestlers stare one another down from inside their opposing cells. A main guard steps forward, looking from one side to the other.

Guard - Prisoners A-UR-8 and A-UR-10, stand back for unlocking.

Benevolence and Blackwell do as they are told as the other guards unlock their cells. The two wrestlers slowly exit their cells with a team of guards surrounding each of them as chaperones for the competitors. As they are being lead down the corridor Benevolence smirks.

Jack Benevolence - All set to crash out, rookie?

Blackwell grits his teeth as he's lead down the corridor alongside Benevolence, trying to ignore his arrogant opponent.

Jack Benevolence - I guess you're looking forward to your brush with fame against the man who put Level-One out, aren't you?

Again Blackwell grits his teeth as he continues to head towards the ring. Finally Benevolence smirks again, facing Blackwell.

Jack Benevolence - I guess I'm just gonna have to make you tap out, aren't I?

Charlie Blackwell - Just you God damn try it!

Now both are stopped dead as they stare one another down. They get closer, going nose to nose before Benevolence laughs, and slaps Blackwell across the face! Blackwell stumbles back, throwing a shot at Benevolence and he slams him up against the bars of the nearest cell. Benevolence throws shots back at him as the two brawl it out, the guards trying to tear them away from one another. Finally the fight calms down and the guards manage to separate them, both still staring one another down.

Guard - Get them out of here, they can settle it in their match.

Jack Benevolence - WHEN I WIN!

Charlie Blackwell - Yeah, right...

The crowd begin to chant “Let's go Blackwell” as the scene returns to ringside ahead of their match.

MATCH #2 - Round 2 of the Expert's Extreme Tournament
Charlie Blackwell (I)
vs.
Jack Benevolence

Blackwell gets to the top rope and stalks the staggering Jack Benevolence for his signature missile dropkick. Benevolence spots Blackwell as he leaps, and manages to pull the referee in the way, causing Blackwell to dropkick the ref! The crowd boo Benevolence as he storms at Blackwell with a massive clothesline. He then looks at the downed match official and the downed Blackwell, and shouts at Russell White who pulls out a steel chair from ringside. He slides it through to Benevolence who grasps it, and as Blackwell gets to his feet Benevolence slams the chair over Blackwell's head! Blackwell hits the mat and Benevolence spots the referee beginning to stir. Benevolence then drags Blackwell up and throws him into the corner, wedging the chair between Blackwell and the turnbuckles, before he hits the mat himself. Kenzie Blair begins to shout and scream at the referee, however Russell White's able to get a hand over her mouth as the referee stands, spotting the supine Jack Benevolence and Blackwell in the corner with a weapon by his side... and he calls for the bell!

Winner, via DQ and advancing: Jack Benevolence @ 8:44

......]

Paige McGillicutty – Linda McMahon (R) came out next.  She was a little vexed over a certain wrestling company putting on a pay per view with certain wrestlers from a certain extreme wrestling company.

[......McMahon decries TNA's ECW-themed PPV as a blatant attempt to make money off of trademarks owned by her husband's company.  She mocked the show and added that they couldn't even get Paul Heyman to attend.  ECW was a brand, a brand now owned by her husband that couldn't cut it on the Sci-Fi network and was cancelled.

Average Joe (I) came out.  He calls ECW more than just a 'brand.'  Last night's show reclaimed the spirit of ECW that the WWE killed by watering it down for corporate consumption.  McMahon tries to cut back in but Average Joe keeps going.  He says he's glad Heyman didn't show up last night because it would have taken the focus off the real heroes of ECW- the workers themselves.

McMahon, now angry, signals to the back and out comes 'Sports Entertainment Genius' Mr. McMann with the Corporation of Domination (Big Oil, Big Electric, Kirk Walstreit)  The C.O.D. attack Average Joe and then the American Heartland Coalition (Ken Worth- The American Trucker, SNAFU, and ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido) run down......]

Paige McGillicutty – Match three featured the PCW Tag Team champions, The Kings of Old School (D) against two young Republicans in Josh Jackson and Nick Ray.

[......

MATCH #3- PCW Tag Team Title Match
Kings of Old School: Ricky Michaels and Marty Lane
(D) (c)
vs.
Josh Jackson and Nick Ray (R)

End summary
...Michaels on Ray, Lane on Jackson inside the ring.  Arm drags by Jackson.    Jab and Jackson whips Lane into the ropes.  Lane hits the flying tackle to end that.  Michaels and Ray roll in.  Ray charges into an elbow.  Second rope clothesline by Michaels.   Ray with a whip and he runs into a boot.   Flying tackle from the top by Lane.  Michaels creams Ray with a trash can lid shot.  Skillet shot by Lane to Ray.  Jackson is in and tattoos Michaels with a cookie sheet.  Ray blindsides Michaels.  But he misses a clothesline and eats the trashcan lid shot from Lane.  Michaels hits the inverted DDT on Ray for 2.  Michaels gets nailed with a neckbreaker by Jackson for 2.

Lane clobbers Jackson with a trashcan lid shot and calls for a table.  Michaels obliges. Lane and Michaels lift Jackson and put him through the table.  Michaels covers...1...2...3.

WINNER AND STILL PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: The Kings of Old School @ 9:03

The Kings of Old School take the mic.  Michaels says they are the greatest tag team in the world.


'No Frills' Chris Escondido and Charlie Blackwell (I)

Escondido and Blackwell run in.  Johnny Suave is shocked that Blackwell is back from Siberia already.   Big staredown between both teams.

......]

Paige McGillicutty – Jill Berg then checked in with another PSA.

[......Jill Berg stands in front of a wall.

Jill-Berg - Hi.  I'm Jill Berg with a special public service announcement...DID YOU KNOW THAT ADOLESCENTS AND YOUNG ADULTS ARE AT INCREASED RISK FOR A POTENTIALLY DEADLY DISEASE CALLED MENINGOCOCCAL MENINGITIS ?

Johnny Suave - Well?  No...

Jill-Berg - NEW VACCINATION RECOMMENDATIONS HAVE RECENTLY BEEN APPROVED  FOR TEENS AND COLLEGE STUDENTS WHO ARE AT AN INCREASED RISK FOR CONTRACTING THIS DISEASE.  IMMUNIZATION AND GOOD HYGIENE MAY HELP PREVENT MOST CASES IN TEENS AND YOUNG ADULTS.

TALK TO YOUR CHILD’S DOCTOR ABOUT IMMUNIZATION OR VISIT W-W-W- DOT-N-M-A-U-S-DOT-O-R-G.

Berg smiles to the camera.

Jill-Berg - I'm Jill Berg.  Remember, I'm not just wrestling for myself.  I'm wrestling for the children....]

Paige McGillicutty – Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin’s re-engagement lasted…a few seconds.   Johnston appeared in the ring with an explanation.

[.......Levi Johnston in the ring.

Levi Johnston - Okay...I know there's been a lot of speculation about what happened with Bristol and me.  I might have gotten someone else pregnant.  I might have made a deal for a reality show.  The real reason is she couldn't handle the fact that I've decided to...

Suddenly a bunch of cameramen surrounded the ring and started taking taking pictures.

Levi Johnston - ...run for mayor of Wasilla...and have a reality show based on it.  Isn't that a good idea?

Johnny Suave - No...not really.  And here comes the Mama Grizzly herself, the Alaskan Pitbull, Sarah Palin!

Sarah climbs into the ring with her trusty hockey stick.  Johnston backs up.

The crowd roars when Bristol Palin marches to the ring.

Bristol Palin - Mom, I'll take care of this.

Levi Johnston - Now Bristol, let's talk about this...

Bristol takes the hockey stick and drills Johnston in the balls with it......]

Paige McGillicutty – Not a good night for Levi Johnston.  Then, Nancy Pelosi, fed up with Jill-Berg’s PSA’s, came out.

[.......Nancy Pelosi tells Jill-Berg that she's tired of her whining and PSA's.  So here's what she's going to agree to.  Berg will wrestle the Kings of Old School in a handicap match at PCW Lock and Load in two weeks.  If Berg wins, Pelosi will consider given her a title shot.  If Berg loses, she's out of PCW alltogether.

Suave doesn't think it sounds very fair.  But Berg comes out and agrees to the stipulation......]

Paige McGillicutty – Following that, a battle of PCW newcomers.

[......

MATCH #4
Andy Golatta (I)
vs. Jordan Metzger (D)

End Summary
...Metzger with a high crossbody.  He covers for 2.  Metzger whips Golatta into the ropes and he runs into a nasty superkick to the jaw for another 2. Golatta applies a hammerlock then rams Metzger into the corner.  Golatta works on the arm but Metzger somehow delivers a kick to the face.  Jabs by Metzger.  He tries a kick but Golatta ducks it and unloads with a massive right for 2.  Golatta with a whip.  Metzger comes off the ropes and lands a somersault kick to the head for 2.  Somersault leg drop from the middle rope! 1...2...no!  Metzger goes back up top...inverted 450 Leg Drop...FOUL POLE! Golatta covers...1...2...3!!!

Johnny Suave - HOLY CRAP! What did I just see??

The replay shows that just as Metzger came down, Golatta reared back and nailed him with the foul pole right below the belt.  Metzger crumpled in half and Golatta scored the easy pin.

WINNER: Andy Golatta @ 11:25

Johnny Suave - Wow!  I-ya...that just hurts looking at it......]

Paige McGillicutty – And if things couldn’t get any more bizarre…

[......A pissed off flight attendant marches wearing a wet shirt to the ring.

Johnny Suave - That's JetBlue flight attendant Steve Slater!  Why is he here?

Slater climbs into the ring.

Steve Slater - You can all #$@# off!  Especially the @#@hole who bumped into me and made me spill my beer!  I've had it!


Road Rage Randy (Triple R) (D)

Johnny Suave - OH, OH!  HERE COMES TRIPLE R!

Triple R hits the ring and clotheslines Slater.  He starts beating the living crap out of him.

Johnny Suave - Makes sense!  Triple R would be one of those types who'd pull something out of an overhead bin before the plane came to a complete stop and then be a total ass about it afterwards.

Triple R lifts Slater and heaves him over the top rope.  Then he turns to the crowd with his arms up.


Ken Worth- The American Trucker (I)

Johnny Suave - IT'S THE PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION!  KEN WORTH- THE AMERICAN TRUCKER!

Worth tackles Triple R and they roll around the ring......]

Paige McGillicutty – Yeah, the Ken W orth-Triple R feud is heating up rather nicely, don’t you think?  Those two have a standing date at PCW Lock and Load in two weeks.  Next, the Tea Party faced off against one of it’s most vocal enemies, MSNBC.

[......

MATCH #5
Nic Koteen, NRA, and Al Cahall w/the 'Queen of Political Incorrectness' Andrea Doria (Tea Party)

vs.
MSNBC: Keith Olbermann, 'Hardball' Chris Matthews, and Rachel Maddow (D)

End Summary
......Everyone is on the floor except Koteen...He launches himself over the top onto everyone!  Rachel Maddow tries to fly but misses.  Koteen tags in and hits a backbreaker on Maddow.  Koteen for the win...he gets a 2 count. Chops in the corner by Koteen. Maddow responds with poke to the eye and tags in 'Hardball' Chris Matthews. Matthews fights back with chops of his own and a big clothesline.  He charges...right into a drop toe hold into the turnbuckle by Koteen!  NRA tags in for the Tea Party.  He takes down Maddow and Olbermann in the corner.  Crossbody to Matthews.  Cover...1...2...no. Leg kicks by NRA to Matthews.  Russian leg sweep followed by a low dropkick by NRA. He covers...Olbermann is in to break it up.  Koteen is on the top, Matthews and Maddow superplex him down.  NRA and Al Cahall are over...Gun Rack!  NRA has Matthews in the Gun Rack but clothesline by Olbermann.  Olbermann follows with  the Skull-Krushing Finale on Al Cahall! Missile dropkick by Maddow to NRA!   Olbermann with a double underhook piledriver to Al Cahall!   Olbermann covers! 1...2...3!

WINNER: MSNBC @ 8:54

......]

Paige McGillicutty – And that brings us to our main event.  ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott versus Road Rage Randy aka Triple R.  Both of these guys have designs on the PCW Title.  Scott has actually held the PCW Title.  Let’s go to the ring and see how this one turned out.

[.......

MATCH #6


Kevin Scott (R)
vs.

Road Rage Randy (D)

End Summary...legdrop by Triple R into the chair!  He covers...2 count only.  Whip by Triple R...no reverse by Scott but Triple R elbows him.  Triple R goes to the top but Scott gets there before he can jump...slam off the top by Scott.  Scott grabs the chair...*WHAP* Triple R staggers back...*WHAP*  Scott throws down the chair and bulldogs Triple R face first onto it.  Scott goes top rope...


Yamamoto Tanaka (D)

Johnny Suave - IT'S THE PCW CHAMPION!

...Tanaka runs down and crotches Scott on the top rope.  Tanaka then calls his valet Reika in to hold the chair in front of Scott's face...Van Daminator!  Scott falls to the floor.  Tanaka and Reika pull Scott back in.  Tanaka climbs the corner turnbuckle.

Johnny Suave - HE'S GOING FOR THE JAPANESE SUPERDESTROYER!  BUT WAIT!...


Doug 'King Kong' Kingman (R)

Kingman runs to the ring and pushes Tanaka off the top rope.  Tanaka and Scott land separately inside the ring.  Kingman gets a chair and puts it on Tanaka...leg drop to the chair!   Triple R back up.  Scott gets a boot up to a charging Triple R at the last possible second.  Springboard tornado DDT to the chair by Scott!!!  1...2...3!!!

WINNER: Kevin Scott @ 14:21

Johnny Suave - KEVIN SCOTT IS BACK!

Nancy Pelosi's voice - WAIT A MINUTE!  WAAAAAIIIITTTTT A MINUTE!

Johnny Suave - Great.  Here comes Nancy Pelosi.

Pelosi and Harry Reid appear.

Nancy Pelosi - Kevin Scott.  I suppose you think that because you defeated Triple R tonight that you deserve a title shot against Yamamoto Tanaka at PCW Lock and Load in 2 weeks.

The crowd cheers.

Nancy Pelosi - Well, guess what?  You don't.  In two weeks, it'll be Average Joe versus the PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka in the Main Event of PCW Lock and Load!

The crowd boos.  But Sharron Angle (R) walks out with a piece of paper.

Sharron Angle - Sorry to interrupt you Nancy.  But I have something that's of interest to your pal Harry Reid.  This piece of paper says that the seventh match to be named for November's PCW Extreme Election Night 2010 is...SHARRON ANGLE VERSUS HARRY REID!

Crowd - RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Johnny Suave - HOLY CRAP!  ANGLE VERSUS REID AT PCW EXTREME ELECTION NIGHT!  LOOK AT REID'S FACE!

Reid looks horrified.

Johnny Suave - WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME!

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PCW Extreme Political TV Preview

PCW Extreme Political TV goes to two hours starting tonight.

Jill-Berg (R) continues her quest to become the first woman ever to hold the PCW Title.

John McCain and J.D. Hayworth reveal their wrestlers for the big Arizona Showdown in the Desert.

Replay of Charlie Blackwell (I) vs. Jack Benevolence from last night’s Experts Extreme Tournament round of 32.

PCW Tag Team Champions The Kings of Old School (D) meet the young Republicans Josh Jackson and Nick Ray.

‘The Polish Prince’ Andrew Golatta (I) meets Gary Treehugger (D)

‘American Citizens’ Kevin Scott (R) in the Main Event against Road Rage Randy (D)

PCW Newsline: Pete Stark- WTF?

Town Meeting w/Pete Stark (D)


Pete Stark (D)

Democrat Pete Stark faced angry constituents at a recent town hall meeting in his California district.

Woman – How can legislation such as health care reform be constitutional when it seems to be in direct conflict with the 13th amendment? … And … if this legislation is constitutional, what limitations are there on the federal government’s ability to tell us how to run our private lives?”

Pete Stark – I think there are very few constitutional limits that would prevent the federal government from rules that could affect your private life.  Now, the basis for that would be, how does it affect other people?

Woman – The constitution limits the federal government’s authority and allocates power to the states.  My question is: how can this law be constitutional? — but more importantly than that — if they can do this, what can’t they…is your answer that they can do anything?

Pete Stark – The federal government, yes, can do most anything in this country.

Crowd – BOOOOOOOOOOOO

Woman – You, sir, and people that think like you are destroying this nation.

Pete Stark – Well, I’m sure glad you’re here to save-

*Def Leppard’s ‘Rock, Rock Til You Drop begins to play*

Hold onto your hat, hold onto your heart
Ready, get set to tear this place apart
Don’t need a ticket, only place in town
That’ll take you up to heaven and never bring you down
Anything goes! Anything goes!


Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

The crowd goes nuts when the Extreme Equalizer Whiskey Tango Foxtrot appears.

Women to the left, Women to the right
There to entertain and take you thru the night
So grab a little heat and come along with me
‘Cause your mama don’t mind what your mama don’t see
Anything goes! Anything goes!

Stark looks concerned as the Extreme Equalizer runs towards him.

Rock! Rock! till you drop
Rock! Rock! never stop
Rock! Rock! till you drop
I say Rock! Rock! to the top

WTF grabs Stark by the throat…lifts him up…and choke slams him to the floor.

Crowd – PCW!…PCW!…PCW!

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PCW Hall
Archbold, OH

Monday August 2nd
Host: Paige McGillicutty


Paige McGillicutty

Paige McGillicutty – When we last convened…

Replay: End of Yamamoto Tanaka/Average Joe (c) match at PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed PPV


Yamamoto Tanaka


PCW Champion Average Joe (I-American Heartland Coalition)

[...armdrag and an armbar by Tanaka.  Average Joe escapes and whips himself off the ropes.  Dropkick attempt fails and Average Joe falls on his face.  Dropkick by Tanaka.  Average Joe appears out of gas.  Tanaka goes top rope and drags Average Joe along.  He sets...Super Japanese Destroyer!  Finally...one...two...three.

WINNER AND NEW PCW CHAMPION: Yamamoto Tanaka @ 11 hours, seven minutes.

Postmatch, Big Oil, Big Electric, and Kirk Walstreit attack an exhausted Tanaka and lay him out.  Sports Entertainment Genius Mr. McMann, accompanied by Linda McMahon (R) struts out and it's clear that the Corporation of Domination will be a force to be reckoned with when PCW reconvenes in August.

Paige McGillicutty - ...tonight, we start on the road towards November's PCW Extreme Election Night 2010.  We have six months on tap to date...

Ohio: Lee Fisher (D) vs. Rob Portman (R)

Florida: Charlie Crist (I) vs. Marco Rubio (R) vs. Kendrick Meek (D)

Pennsylvania: Pat Toomey (R) vs. Joe Sestak (D)

Kentucky: Rand Paul (R) vs. Jack Conway (D)

Connecticut: Richard Blumenthal (D) vs. Linda McMahon (R)

California: Carly Fiorina (R) vs. Barbara Boxer (D)

Paige McGillicutty - In three weeks, we will have PCW Lock and Load 5.  All three titles will be on the line and the other matches will be determined in the next couple weeks.  Tonight's show got under way in the usual style...

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[...'The Voice of PCW' Johnny Suave stands in the ring as the crowd chants 'PCW...PCW...PCW...'

Johnny Suave - HELLO, PCW HALL!  WELCOME TO PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV!

Crowd - PCW...PCW...PCW

Johnny Suave - Tonight, we start on the three month journey towards PCW Extreme Election Night 2010, but first-

A trumpet fanfare interrupts Suave followed by a dense, layered note on a synthesizer.

Announcer - Ladies and gentlemen.  I present to you the almost universally-worshipped Queen of Washington, D.C.  She commands the chariot that rides across the sky during the day.   She is the great, fiery globe in the sky.  She is the inspiration for those who would throw Republicans into the gaping maw of a volcano – perhaps an Icelandic volcano – even though such shenanigans haven’t been acceptable since the ’50s.

A bright spotlight illuminates a door in the back.

Announcer - Either way, you should thank your lucky stars and kiss her royal ass for gracing you with her presence here tonight.  I give to you the most powerful politico in the United States…NANCY PELOSI!

Johnny Suave - Oh you've got to be kidding me...

Two men carrying a golden sedan chair with Nancy Pelosi, dressed in long flowing robes, riding inside.  He’s followed by his two minions- Harry Reid, and Steny Hoyer.  The procession makes its way to the ring where it stops at the ring apron.  Pelosi climbs out of her golden sedan chair and stands on the apron.  Reid and Hoyer open the ropes and allow Pelosi to pass through.

Suave reluctantly hands Pelosi the microphone.


Nancy Pelosi (D)

Nancy Pelosi - Okay.  Everyone is asking me if I'm worried about November.  No, I'm not.  The Democrats now hold the PCW Title with Yamamoto Tanaka.  The Democrats now hold the PCW Tag Team Title with The Kings of Old School.  Under my guidance and leadership, the Democrats are in the position to hold all three PCW titles when Triple R wins the PCW Television Title tonight.  I am very proud of the agenda that we have put forth to Political Championship Wrestling.   My recovery package, as people have said, has resulted in twice as many people showing up at PCW shows over the past two years.  What have the Republicans accomplished?  Nothing.  Thanks to me-

*flute and clarinet flourish*

Two men come out and unroll a white carpet to the ring steps. Dancers then dance. Ballet dancers…ballet? Little children walk up the white carpet and drop rose petals. Someone lets loose some pigeons…we’re still not sure just how they’ll get out of the building. The crowd stands as PCW CEO Barack Obama appears.  Behind Obama walks Joe Biden.


PCW CEO Barack Obama

Barack Obama - Nancy, I appreciate all that you've done.  But I think I deserve some of the credit for all of the progress we've made.  We all know that the Republicans have no new ideas.  We know the Republicans would take us back to the failed policies of George W. Bush.  That's why I am confident that at PCW Extreme Election Night 2010, the Democrats will prevail.

AZ Governor Jan Brewer (R) walks out.

Jan Brewer - What idea?  Here's an idea- protect our *bleep* ing borders.   You know,  I would think that the Obama administration would get the message that the American people, particularly the people of Arizona, are concerned and that we're frustrated, we're not going to put up with it. They need do their job! And we're going to pursue this. We're going to pursue this.

Barack Obama - Now look, Jan.  I think we can secure the borders-

'The Alaskan Pitbull' Sarah Palin walks out.

Sarah Palin - Ha.  Very funny.  That's still not me.

Sarah Palin - You know, let's just say it.  Jan Brewer has the cojones...

Barack Obama - Cojones?

Nancy Pelosi points down.

Barack Obama - Ohhhhh.

Sarah Palin - ...that the PCW CEO does not have to look out for all Americans, not just Arizonans, but all Americans, in this desire of ours to secure our borders and allow legal immigration to help build this country, as was the purpose of immigration laws.

Barack Obama - OHHHHHHHHH!  I get it now.  Sarah, did you have to write that all on your hand so you'd remember it?

Sarah Palin - WHAT???  WHY YOU...WELL, AT LEAST I DIDN'T SIT ON MY ASS FOR A 100 DAYS WHILE MY LIMO LEAKED OIL ALL OVER THE PLACE! EVER HEARD OF A MECHANIC?

Barack Obama - A mechanic?

Nancy Pelosi - What is this...mechanic...you are referring to?

Jan Brewer - Someone who fixes cars?  God, are you all that out of touch?

Nancy Pelosi - Well at least my son-in-law never posed for Playgirl magazine!

...]

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Paige McGillicutty – And then the usual partisan squabbling ensued.  Next was a six man tag team match consisting of the latest signees to PCW.

MATCH #1
Josh Jackson, Nick Ray, Doug “King Kong” Kingman (R)

vs.
Jordan Metzger, Andy Riley, Gary Treehugger w/Valet Fern Sequoia (D)

End Summary
[...Metzger is in the ropes.  Ray just starts choking Metzger before doing a little talking.  Republican Leader Eric Cantor also trash talks Metzger.   Ray whips Metzger in and tries for a sleeperhold, but Metzger reverses and whips Ray in for a sleeper of his own! Ray with a belly to back attempt, but Andy Riley runs in and clips his leg,  Metzger on top...1...2...Ray with an emphatic kickout!  He tags in Kingman.  Jawbreaker from Kingman.   Ray with a spinning neckbreaker and Kingman covers for a long two-count with Metzger barely rolling his shoulder.  Kingman to the reverse chinlock now and Metzger fights out of it with some elbows.  Metzger tags in Riley who's greeted with a forearm in the corner from Kingman.  Kingman whips Riley into the corner but misses the charge.   Kingman tags in Josh Jackson.  Jackson goes up to the second rope, but Riley catches him and pops him one in the teeth before going up and hitting the top rope hurrancanrana!!  Reverse elbow by Riley and another.  Riley whips Jackson into the ropes.  Jackson ducks the clothesline. Kingman from the ring apron hits a boot to the gut of Riley.  Kingman in and puts Riley in position...piledriver!   Jackson makes the cover...1...2...3!...]

WINNER: Josh Jackson, Nick Ray, Doug “King Kong” Kingman (R) @ 7:52

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COMMERCIAL BREAK

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Paige McGillicutty – Next on Extreme Political TV.  A feature on PCW Charlie Blackwell (I) who’s in Siberian participating in the Experts Extreme Tournament.  Then a replay of his match…


Charlie Blackwell (I)

Replay: Charlie Blackwell (PCW) vs. Crimson Lightening (VWF) vs. Curtis Williams (XWF)(courtesy of The Experts)
[...Lightening flies off the top at Williams, landing a diving shoulder tackle to bring the Kurupt Loc down however before he can do anything Blackwell comes off of another turnbuckles with a missile dropkick to Lightening. Blackwell then grasps Williams, hooking him into the Katahajime, a half nelson choke with body scissors, and Williams has no choice but to tap out...]

Paige McGillicutty – Charlie now faces Pro Wrestling Fire Champion Jack Benevolence in the second round this weekend.  Congratulations to Charlie Blackwell.  Next, Johnny Suave talked with the PCW Television Champion.

[...Johnny Suave is in the ring to introduce the PCW Television Champion, Ken Worth- The American Trucker (I-American Heartland Coalition).   Suave talks about how Worth has a bullseye on his chest and Triple R (D) ready to fire.  Worth says he is ok with that.  He calls Triple R dangerous and says he doesn't respect anyone but himself.  But, Worth has his number, now and forever.  Suave wants to know who Worth is most concerned about.  Worth answers SNAFU (I) and maybe Magnum P.O'd (R)...]

Paige McGillicutty – But things got a little interesting when Triple R arrived.

[...Triple R smack-talks the crowd a little before hitting the ring and asking for a mic.  Worth looks wary and the PCW Hall crowd rains a "You Suck" chant on Triple R.  Triple R says that we've got Ken Worth, a champion just like he used to be.  Triple R asks if that's what makes his heart warm?  He then calls Worth certified loser and himself a PCW legend.  Triple R then refers to Worth as an ordinary schmuck who lucked into the PCW Television Title and himself a legend, saying that Worth hides behind Tequila Sheila and her hot blender and the American Heartland Coalition because he's hiding behind the fact that he's never been any good.  Hiding behind the fact that the people that he tries to impress don't care about him, even if he died tomorrow.  Triple R calls Worth a tall, skinny piece of garbage and reminds him again that he's a legend.  The American Trucker just stares a hole through Triple R.  Triple R asks the crowd if they want to see Ken Worth beat him up, which, of course, gets a hearty response from the crowd.  Triple R says it's not going to happen because he doesn't care about the crowd or Worth.  He says he only cares about being a champion and being on the winning side.  Triple R tells the referee to ring the bell because Worth is so unworthy of being a champion that The American Trucker is going to forfeit tonight's match.  Apparently that's the last straw as Worth grabs Triple R by the tie and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of him!  The crowd goes nuts as Worth rips off Triple R's shirt and tries for a Jake Brake but Triple R bails to the floor...]

Paige McGillicutty – Next…

[...

THUMP

THUMP

THUMP-THUMP-THUMP

THUMP

THUMP

THUMP-THUMP-THUMP

The video screen goes to just outside a dressing room in the back. A police escort is waiting at the door. One of the policemen knocks on the door.

Policeman - Ms. Berg. It’s time.


Jill-Berg

The door opens and four large male bodybuilding types walk out of the dressing room surrounding a petite woman and her male assistant, Jerry.  The woman is busy talking on her cell phone while the man furiously scribbles down notes as the group makes their way towards the ring.

THUMP

THUMP

THUMP-THUMP-THUMP

The procession emerges from the back and starts their way down the ramp. The male assistant has a microphone and a portable tape recorder. He flips it on.

“JILL-BERG…JILL-BERG…”

The group then continues towards the ring leaving the police escort behind.

“JILL-BERG…JILL-BERG…”

The four bodyguards assist Ms. Berg into the ring. She and her assistant immediately go to a corner.

“JILL-BERG…JILL-BERG…”

Berg continues to talk on her cell phone.

“JILL-BERG…JILL-BERG…”

“JILL-BERG…JILL-BERG…”

Jill Berg - Now that we are roughly three months away from PCW Extreme Election Night 2010, I am redoubling my efforts to become the first woman ever to win the PCW Title.  I am still unbeaten in PCW at 14-0.  Tonight, we start the road to November so gentlemen, send in the first victim!

A scrawny looking guy walks to the ring.

MATCH #2
Jill-Berg (R)
vs.
Slim Whiteman (I)

Johnny Suave - Oh, this has to be a joke.

Whiteman climbs into the ring and nearly falls right back out.    The bell rings and Berg's four bodyguards immediately attack Whiteman.  Spear by one bodyguard.  Jackhammer slam by another.  The other two drag Whiteman up and Berg hits him with a buzzsaw kick.  Berg covers...1...2...3

WINNER AND NOW 15-0: Jill Berg (R) @ :59

...]

Paige McGillicutty – Johnny Suave wasn’t all that impressed.  But Berg gets the win and keeps her unbeaten streak alive.  We’ll take a look at the main even, right after this.

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UPCOMING PCW SHOWS:

8/9- PCW Extreme Political TV from Cleveland, Ohio

8/16- PCW Extreme Political TV from Washington D.C.

8/23- PCW Lock and Load 5 PPV from Amarillo, TX

8/24- Arizona Showdown in the Desert from Phoenix, AZ

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COMMERCIAL BREAK

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MATCH #3 FOR THE PCW TELEVISION TITLE

‘The Angry Highway Warrior’ Triple R (D)
vs.

Ken Worth- The American Trucker (I-American Heartland Coalition) (c) w/

Tequila Sheila

End Summary
[...Triple R with a swing but Worth blocks and then kicks Triple R in the face.  Worth comes off the top rope with a double stomp to the back.  Cover but it only gets a two-count.  Triple R goes for the Achilles lock and tries to turn Worth over, but The American Trucker kicks him away.  Triple R blindly charges right into a clothesline.  Worth covers...wait!  It's newly signed Independent wrestler 'The Polish Prince' Andrew Golatta!  Golatta pulls Worth off and delivers a right hand that lands below the belt- FOUL POLE!  Worth bends over and falls to the mat.  Triple R tries to cover but Golatta stops him...GOLATTA HITS A MASSIVE POWERBOMB ON TRIPLE R!!  Triple R somehow gets up and Golatta hits with a FOUL POLE!  The referee calls for the bell as it's clear both men are not in any condition to continue.  Then Golatta hits a FOUL POLE on the referee and leaves.

WINNER: No Contest

...]

Paige McGillicutty – Who is this new Independent wrestler and why can’t he keep his punches up?  That’s all for this week’s edition of PCW Extreme Political TV on P-SPAN Report.  I’m Paige McGillicutty and we’ll see you next week in Cleveland.

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