Ahmadinejad, Axis of Evil Attack, Nancy Pelosi Thwarted, Katy Perry Video: 9/27 PCW Night of Champions

PCW Night of Champions
PCW Hall
Archbold, OH
Monday September 27th
Host: Johnny Suave

Loud PCW chant as the show begins.  ‘The Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave welcomes everyone to PCW Night of Champions.


Johnny Suave and his life size cardboard cut-out of Shania Twain

*flute and clarinet flourish*

Two men come out and unroll a white carpet to the ring steps. Dancers then dance. Ballet dancers…ballet? Little children walk up the white carpet and drop rose petals. Someone lets loose some pigeons…not sure just how they’ll get out of the building.  The crowd stands as PCW CEO Barack Obama appears.  Behind Obama walks Joe Biden.


PCW CEO Barack Obama

Obama and Biden climb into the ring accompanied by Hillary Clinton and Rahm-bo aka Rahm Emanuel.

Obama’s out because of the demands made by Axis of Evil leader Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

*omnious music plays*


Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Ahmadinejad, accompanied by Khalid-El, Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez with Fernando Venezuela, and North Korea’s Kim Jong-Il with Byung Hyung Kang, walk to the ring to a chorus of boos.


Hugo Chavez and Kim Jong-Il

Ahmadinejad and the rest of the AoE climb into the ring.  Ahmadinejad states he’s come to PCW to correct an injustice.  An injustice towards one of his wrestlers that he feels needs to be addressed.  Ahmadinejad complains that his wrestler, Khalid-El, is being passed over for a title shot in favor of a woman.  He holds up a photo of Jill-Berg and turns to Obama.  He calls it an outrage that this…woman…gets a shot at the PCW title instead of Khalid-El.   Ahmadinejad then adds that this is to be expected from a country hose government orchestrated the 9/11 attack to reverse the declining American economy and its grips on the Middle East in order also to save the Zionist regime. The majority of the American people as well as other nations and politicians agree with this view.

At that point, Obama, Biden, HRC, and Emanuel leave the ring in protest as the crowd boos Ahmadinejad.

Ahmadinejad adds that the attack could have been the work of terrorists, supported by the U.S., which “took advantage of the situation” as more boos rain in.  He again demands justice for Khalid-El and a title shot and wants his answer now.  Then Ahmadinejad finally realizes that Obama et al have long since left the ring area and heads off to search for him.


Paige McGillicutty

Backstage, Paige McGillicutty talks with Triple R.  He, too, complains.  He doesn’t want to waste the time to wrestle Jill-Berg when it’s clear that he’ll wipe the ring up with her.


Kimber Marshall

Kimber Marshall introduces the first match of the night.

MATCH #1 FOR THE PCW TELEVISION TITLE

Ken Worth- The American Trucker (I-American Heartland) (c) w/ Tequila Sheila
vs.


Doug ‘King Kong’ Kingman (R)

Summary
Big PCW chant before the bell. Kingman and the American Trucker did some nice back and forth counter wrestling early. Kingman tried to use his power moves while Worth was effective in countering.  Worth armdragged Kingman to the floor. Worth whipped Kingman into the steel guardrail. Worth nailed a missile dropkick off the top. Kingman came back with a lariat. Worth came back with a spinning kick, which connected after Kingman ducked twice and Worth kept spin kicking.  Kingman went for a combination but was thwarted by Tequila Sheila and his steel blender.  Back in the ring, Worth hit a North Star Press for a two count.  Worth nailed a superkick but Kingman escaped a Jake Brake attempt.  Kingman nailed the Combination but Worth kicked up. Kingman went to the top and motioned for the elbow, then missed when Tequila Sheila came over and pushed him off.

Kingman then took control, working on Worth’s arm. Worth came back with a bulldog out of the corner. Kingman came back to choke him against the ropes. Kingman went to the ropes and came off but Worth tried to kick him. Kingman caught the boot and went for an elbow but Worth moved. They traded punches in the center. Worth came back with a flying forearm. Worth went for the Jake Brake but Kingman avoided it and hit the rolling Samoan Drop for a two count. Kingman missed the top rope swanton. Worth nailed the Jake Brake and scored the pin.

WINNER AND STILL PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION: Ken Worth- The American Trucker @ 15:20

Suave notes that the guile and experience of Ken Worth comes out on top of the brute power of Doug Kingman.

Paige McGillicutty has Jill-Berg with her.  Berg dismisses Ahmadinejad’s complaints about her.  McGillicutty asks if she has any concerns about the Axis of Evil interfering in the match.  Berg says no and brings out…


Daisy Cutter-Bomb (R)

…Daisy Cutter-Bomb.  Suave happily notes that DCB returns to PCW after a lengthy absence and mutters something about absence…or was it abstinence… making the heart fonder.  Berg says she’s confident that Daisy Cutter-Bomb will watch her back against Triple R.

MATCH #2 FOR THE PCW TAG TEAM TITLE
The Kings of Old School: Ricky Michaels and Marty Lane (c) w/ ‘Rahm-Bo’ Rahm Emanuel (D)
vs.

The International Hit Squad: ‘Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta and Daniel-San w/ Mrs. Miyagi (I)

Suave states it’s the Democrats versus the true Independents in this battle as Golatta and Daniel-San have not joined a faction to date.

Summary
Ricky Michaels took the mic before the match. Big “PCW” chant. Michaels said that “These people are ready.” He told Golatta and Daniel-San that they were in the wrong place at the wrong time because they were the most hardcore team in PCW.  He said that if there’s one thing that Kings of Old School does better than anyone else, it was giving their people what they want to see- the Democrats in the victory column.  Fans began chanting for Golatta and Daniel-San which pissed the Kings off.  Golatta and Daniel-San attacked them from behind. The Kings came back and tossed them to the floor. They brawled on the floor and the aisle. Fans chanted PCW.  Golatta took a camera from a cameraman and then shot Michaels as he was out on the floor. Golatta and Lane returned to the ring with Golatta drilling him with a back elbow. Lane came back with a swinging neckbreaker.

Daniel-San tagged in and cleaned house.  He teased a Cattle Mutilation after a backdrop but Lane dove out of the ring.  Daniel-San followed him and slammed Lane facefirst into the canvas.  Rahm Emanuel got involved and helped Lane cut off Daniel-San.   They returned to the ring and Lane reversed a whip and sent Daniel-San hard into the buckles, then drilled him into the mat.  Daniel-San was choked against the ropes with help from Emanuel.  Lane came off the ropes and dropped an elbow. Lane cinched in a side chinlock.  This time, Mrs. Miyagi intervened, distracting Lane while Daniel-San came back with a back kick.  Michaels now in the ring.  He grabs Mrs. Miyagi and tosses her out of the ring.   Lane with a forearm to Daniel-San and went back to the side chinlock.

Michaels tagged in with a slingshot senton.  The Kings of Old School worked Daniel-San over in their corner.  Golatta tagged in and cleaned house.  Golatta got a table and set it up as Lane returned to the ring.   Both teams brawled in the ring with cooking sheets and a trash can/lid.  Daniel-San got busted open.  Daniel-San played the face in peril as Michaels and Lane took turns beating on him in the corner.  Golatta finally got the hot tag in.  Golatta gets a two count and tags Daniel-San back in as Lane tags in Michaels. Daniel-San fires off some lightning kicks. Michaels locks in an armbar, but Daniel-San reaches the ropes for the break.  Daniel-San is able to lock in a single leg crab, but Marty Lane threatens to get in the ring and the breaks the hold. Lane charges in anyway and Golatta and Daniel-San set up a double tree of woe and finish off the FBI with a killer baseball slide drop kick!  The Kings attempt to regroup but Mrs. Miyagi goes up top and surprises everyone with an insane Asai Moonsault to Michaels and Lane outside of the ring!  Golatta gets back in the ring but Emanuel pulls him out. Golatta sucks up the strength to get back in the ring as Lane heads in for a two count on Golatta. Lane sets up Golatta in a camel clutch and Michaels dusts him off with a drop kick to the face. Daniel-San enters and kicks the crap out of Lane.  That sends him out the ring. Michaels gets a 2 count on Daniel-San who’s now legal.  The Kings tries to double team Daniel-San but he nails them with a reverse flying elbow.  Golatta enters the ring and he and Daniel-San set up a stereo sleeper submission hold.  Emanuel gets in the ring and Golatta and Daniel-San drop him with a twin drop kick.  Lane and Michaels capitalize and ambush Golatta and Daniel-San.  Golatta is sent out the ring over the ropes and into first row.  Lane and Michaels hit a double fisherman driver on Daniel-San and get the 3 count.

WINNER AND STILL PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: The Kings of Old School: Ricky Michaels and Marty Lane (D) @ 24:17

Post match, Emanuel drops an F-Bomb on Golatta while Lane and Michaels continue their beatdown of Daniel-San.


Rahm Emanuel (D)

Mrs. Miyagi climbs to the top turnbuckle again and out of nowhere runs down the Leader of the PCW Competition Committee Nancy Pelosi.


Nancy Pelosi (D)

Pelosi tries to pull Mrs. Miyagi off the top rope.  Then…

THUMP

THUMP

THUMP-THUMP-THUMP

THUMP

THUMP

THUMP-THUMP-THUMP

The video screen goes to just outside a dressing room in the back. A police escort is waiting at the door. One of the policemen knocks on the door.

Policeman – Ms. Berg.   It’s time.


Jill Berg

The door opens and four large male bodybuilding types walk out of the dressing room surrounding a petite woman, her male assistant, Jerry, and Daisy Cutter-Bomb.  Berg and Daisy run towards the ring.

THUMP

THUMP

THUMP-THUMP-THUMP

The crowd chants “JILL-BERG…JILL-BERG…”

THUMP

THUMP

THUMP-THUMP-THUMP

“JILL-BERG…JILL-BERG…”

Jill runs up to Pelosi.  RED MIST IN THE EYES!  Jill-Berg with a buzzsaw kick and Pelosi is down.  Emanuel over…Daisy Cutter-Bomb cuts him off.  Kick to the balls…Daisy Cutter Powerbomb!


Road Rage Randy (Triple R)

Here comes Triple R with a steel chair!  He goes after Jill-Berg.  Daisy punches the chair into Triple R’s face.  Jill-Berg with a buzzsaw kick into the chair.   Triple R down.  Daisy drags him up…DAISY CUTTER POWERBOMB ON THE FLOOR!  Suave thinks he’s dead.

Pelosi is trying to get the red mist out of her eyes as Daisy throws Triple R into the ring.

MATCH #3- WINNER GUARANTEED PCW TITLE SHOT AT EXTREME ELECTION 2010
Jill Berg (R)
vs.
Triple R (D)

Daisy in the ring.  She picks up Triple R…SPEAR!  Daisy drags him up…JACKHAMMER SLAM!  She pulls him up…Jill Berg with another buzzsaw kick.  Cover…1…2…3!

WINNER: Jill Berg (R) @ :33

Pelosi finally clears her eyes and sees what just took place.  She cries out ‘NOOOOOOO!’ as Berg points at her.  Pelosi stomps up and down outside the ring.

Suave screeches ‘AXIS OF EVIL’ as Khalid-El delivers a vicious forearm shiver to Jill Berg’s back.  The big 7 footer Fernando Venezuela spins Daisy around and grabs her by the throat.  CHOKE SLAM!   Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Hugo Chavez, and Kim Jong-Il walk down with big smiles on their faces as Khalid-El, Venezuela, and Byung Hyung Kang stand over the fallen Berg and Daisy.

Backstage, Paige McGillicutty has rock star Katy Perry.  Perry plays the video of her duet with Sesame Street’s Elmo that the children’s show decided not to play due to the low-cut dress she was wearing. 

Suave: “Yeah.  It’s because she’s got a big rack and it showed even though Perry was wearing a flesh colored cover underneath.

Suave: “Wait…I see what the problem is.  Elmo is naked!

Quick recap of the ‘One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism’s (D) win over Kevin Scott (R) last week.

MATCH #4 FOR THE PCW TITLE
‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D)
vs.

Yamamoto Tanaka (c) w/Reika Kisaurgi (D)

Chism took the mic and said it was great to be back in PCW with all of his fans.  The crowd, of course, booed him in return.  Chism told them you’re going to enjoy the best wrestler in the house and watch the referee count 1-2-3 for him.

Summary
They locked up but Tanaka shoved Chism down to the mat. They locked up again but Tanaka kicked him in the gut and began beating on Chism.   Chism came back and tossed Tanaka to the floor. Chism did the flip off the apron to the floor. Chism tossed a bunch of weapons into the ring. He then took chairs from the front row and tossed them into the ring. Chism beat Tanaka with punches against the rail outside but Tanaka nailed him. Chism signalled for taking Tanaka out into the crowd but was picked up and crotched on the railing. Tanaka whipped him into the rail, then beat him with a chair. They battled back into the ring.   Tanaka wedged a chair in the corner but Chism nailed Tanaka several times with a trash can to the head. Tanaka finally punched the can into Chism and took him out.  Tanaka grabbed a broom and nailed Chism with it. Chism was busted open by this point. Tanaka trashed Chism with weapons to the head. Tanaka began cranking on Chism’s neck and wrenched it as Chism looked to the crowd for support. They rallied him but he was caught with a clothesline. Tanaka drilled Chism in the gut with a chair, then did it a second time.  Tanaka went to do the Earthquake splash but Chism crotched him on a chair.

Chism fired up on offense and nailed a high cross bodyblock for a two count. Chism nailed Tanaka with a chair. He whipped Tanaka into the corner but was caught and sent into the chair that was positioned there. Tanaka chokeslammed Chism for a two count.  Tanaka went to the top rope but was caught by Chism and tied upside down to the tree of woe.   Chism nailed him with a trash can. He went to the corner and hit a running dropkick into the corner.  Tanaka nailed the Choke Slam but only got a two count.  Tanaka went to the outside and poured thumbtacks across the mat.  Tanaka nailed Chism again and pulled him up.   He shoulderblocked Chism through the ropes, then powerbombed him into the tacks.  Chism screamed out in pain.  Tanaka took him back to the ring and climbed up the corner turnbuckle.  Chism tried to fight out but in the end…JAPANESE SUPERDESTROYER!  Tanaka rolled onto Chism and scored the pin.

WINNER AND STILL PCW CHAMPION: Yamamoto Tanaka (D) @ 18:50

Tanaka and Reika celebrated together in the ring as the show went off the air.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Axis of Evil to be at PCW Night of Champions


Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

The always entertaining and provocative Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and his Axis of Evil co-horts Hugo Chavez and Kim Jong-Il…


Hugo Chavez and Kim Jong-Il

…announced earlier today that they intend to be on hand Monday night at PCW’s Night of Champions and air their latest grievances.

It has been six months since the Axis of Evil has appeared in a PCW ring- at PCW’s Loose Cannons Unleashed 6 pay per view show.  It is expected that Ahmadinejad will again demand a PCW title shot for his wrestler, Khalid-El among other things.

Also expected to be on hand with the AoE: wrestlers Fernando Venezuela from Venezuela and North Korea’s Byung Hyung Kang.

PCW Night of Champions Preview

This coming Monday night’s Night of Champions card:

Jill Berg (R) vs. Triple R (D)- winner is guaranteed a PCW Title match at November’s PCW Extreme Election Night 2010.
-can Jill-Berg continue her quest to become the first woman to win the PCW title? Or will Triple R take his own step forward towards the title he’s long coveted?

PCW Television Title Match
Ken Worth- The American Trucker (I-American Heartland) (c) vs. Doug ‘King Kong’ Kingman (R)
-it’ll be the strength of Kingman versus the guile and experience of Worth.

PCW Tag Team Title Match
The Kings of Old School: Ricky Michaels and Marty Lane (D) (c) vs. The International Hit Squad: ‘Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta and Daniel-San (I)
-the Democrats want to hang on to this title badly. Can the Kings hold off the freight train known as Golatta and Daniel-San? Or will the ‘Foul Pole’ chop the Kings down to size?

PCW Title Match
Yamamoto Tanaka (D) (c) vs. ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D)
-Chism lost the PCW title some five plus months ago to Tanaka. Now, he returns with ‘The World’s Smartest Man’ Stephen Hawking in his corner. Can Chism use Hawking’s brains to overcome Tanaka’s brawn? Or will the Japanese SuperDestroyer continue his title reign?

Catch all the action from the PCW Hall in Archbold, Ohio next Monday.

PCW Special Edition: Brutus the Buckeye vs. Rufus the Bobcat

Mascots in a grudge match in the undercard before the Ohio State- Ohio U. game last Saturday.

Night of Champions Set, Christine O’Donnell Bewitches: 9/20 PCW Extreme Political TV Recap

PCW Extreme Political TV on P-SPAN (2 hours)
Gale Bullman All-Purpose Building
Rolla, MO
Monday September 20th


by Paige McGillicutty

First, to Maricopa County, Arizona.

‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann, who was arrested last week for hiring ‘non-documented wrestlers,’ works in the desert wearing a pink jumpsuit.  Mr. McMann says that this is no way treat a ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ much less the CEO of the Corporation of Domination.  It’s disgraceful that he’s been forced to do manual labor when there’s perfectly good peons willing to work for minimum wage.

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio…


Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio

…shows up with some visitors- the Island of Misfit Wrestlers!  Leader Movie Classic brings the former PCW wrestlers to McMann and lectures him on how the Misfits lost their gig at PCW, can’t find work, and it’s an insult to them when he uses ‘non-documented’ professional wrestlers.  McMann tells them to @#$# off!  Snott Flemmstein shoots simulated snot from his oversized, prosthetic nose and coats Mr. McMann with it.  Ivan Rectum, Fighting Proctologist puts on his ‘rubber glove of justice.’  McMann screams ‘Get me out of here!’

MATCH #1- Winner gets a shot at the PCW Television Title next week at Night of Champions


Doug ‘King Kong’ Kingman (R)
vs.

SNAFU (I-American Heartland )

SNAFU maintained control for much of the match and really took it to Kingman.  More so than many others.  Kingman KILLS SNAFU with a Kingman Krunch and the ref tries to stop the match for his own good.  SNAFU became OFFENDED so we get a restart.  Kingman then kindly drops SNAFU with a German and the Grand Slam to get the pin.  fellow Republicans Josh Jackson and Nick Ray hit the ring as Kingman doesn’t break the hold to offer their help.  PCW Television Champion Ken Worth- The American Trucker  makes the save, but after watching SNAFU take a sick Grand Slam from Kingman, he decides his friendship with  didn’t mean enough.  ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and Charlie Blackwell also run out to chase away the Republicans. Blackwell and Escondido check on SNAFU.

WINNER: Doug Kingman @ 11:31

Jill-Berg…


Jill Berg

…met with the Tea Party’s Christine McDonnell…


Christine O’Donnell (R)

…Berg had made a pact with Nancy Pelosi (D)…


Nancy Pelosi (D)

…in which she would get a PCW Title shot at Extreme Election Night 2010 unopposed as long as Berg defeated Triple R tonight.  Berg wanted the PCW Title in the worst possible way, but now with the return of former PCW Champion Stone Chism and his new adviser Stephen Hawking…


Stephen Hawking

…she needed extra insurance to make sure she would be safe.  And now Berg, flanked by her bodyguards joined forces with O’Donnell and ‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin…


Sarah Palin (R)

…to battle Triple R and the Democrats.  O’Donnell asked her if she wanted her to magically turn Pelosi into a frog.  Berg looked at her quizzically and said that it wasn’t necessary.

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer then walks out…


Gov. Jan Brewer (R-AZ)

…and denounces Hillary Clinton…

Hillary Clinton (D)

…and PCW CEO Barack Obama’s legal aide Eric Holder for filing suit against Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio.  Clinton comes out and tells Brewer that the suit was filed because of ‘Arpaio’s refusal to cooperate with a federal probe into allegations of discrimination and illegal searches and seizures by the sheriff’s office.’  Brewer and Clinton begin to bicker back and forth until ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann’s corporate counsel Felcher and Felcher walk out and demand that McMann be released from Arpaio’s custody.

Clinton, Felcher and Felcher head to the back to discuss the situation.

MATCH #2 Winner gets a shot at the PCW Tag Team Title next week at Night of Champions


‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and Charlie Blackwell w/Kenzie Blair (I-American Heartland)

vs.
Al Cahall and NRA w/Christine O’Donnell and Andrea Doria (Tea Party)
vs.


‘Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta and Daniel-San w/Mrs. Miyagi (I)

Before the match, ring announcer Kimber Marshall…


Kimber Marshall

…made a rather strange announcement.

Kimber Marshall – Ladies and gentlemen, referee Ron Martin announces that Christine O’Donnell will NOT be allowed to use her ‘special’ powers.

Johnny Suave – Special powers?  What the hell does he mean by that?

After the bell rings, O’Donnell stares at Charlie Blackwell and he stops and stares back.

Johnny Suave – Oh…not the whole ‘witch’ thing again!

NRA slides in behind Blackwell and rolls him up.  Martin counts to 3 and Escondido and Blackwell are eliminated.

Blackwell’s fiancee Kenzie Blair explodes and takes out McDonnell with her ‘Wrestling Managers for Dummies’ book.

HOUR TWO

Andy Golatta attacks, but eats a superkick and then a DDT by Al Cahall for a near fall.  NRA doubleteams with Cahall and repeatedly try to keep Golatta on the floor.  Daniel-San busts out a springboard to the floor onto the Tea Partiers.  Christine O’Donnell tries to get involved again.  Daniel-San bends O’Donnell over his knee and spanks her to pop the crowd.   Golatta nearly gets the pin after destroying Cahall with his low blow ‘Foul Pole’ punch.  Then Nic Koteen and Grizzly Adam hit the ring and takeout Golatta.  Daniel-San nails Koteen with a DDT on the chair.  NRA gets involved and gets beat down for his troubles by Daniel-San.  Golatta makes the cover again on NRA but ‘The Princess of Political Incorrectness’ Andrea Doria makes the save with eleventy hundred cane shots.  This gets Mrs. Miyagi involved for the first time and she and Doria argue.  Meanwhile, Golatta PILLMANIZES NRA’s balls with another low blow.

Al Cahall returned and hit Golatta with a chair.  Daniel-San jumps in and hits a double sidewalk slam on Cahall and NRA.   Golatta then powerbombed Cahall.  Doria and Mrs. Miyagi get into a CAT-FIIIIIIIIIIGHT!  An angry Charlie Blackwell came back out and nailed Al Cahall, NRA, and then Andrea Doria with chairs.  Blackwell went to hit Golatta, but the ‘Foul Pole’ blocked it and Blackwell wisely backed down.  Blackwell then grabbed Christine O’Donnell and drug her to the back.

In the confusion, Golatta nailed NRA again with a ‘Foul Pole’ and scored the pin.

WINNER: Andy Golatta and Daniel-San @ 26:09

Jill-Berg and her bodyguards…


Jill Berg (R)

…and Triple R…


Triple R (Road Rage Randy) (D)

…walk out with Nancy Pelosi to sign the contract for next week’s match at PCW Night of Champions.  As Berg climbs into the ring, former PCW Champion Stone Chism (D) makes his way out.  He says for the sake of all of us, he cannot let this happen.  Jill-Berg doesn’t deserve a title shot because Chism has never got his rematch with Yamamoto Tanaka for the PCW title.

Pelosi reminds Chism that he’s been booked tonight to face Kevin Scott (R) for a shot at Tanaka next week at Night of Champions.  Jill-Berg would face the winner at November’s PCW Extreme Election Night.  The World’s Smartest Man Stephen Hawking then rolls out and reminds Chism in his digital voice that he already knew that because he is the World’s Smartest Man.  Hawking and Chism take their leave and Berg and Triple R get down to business.  Berg signs first.

Triple R demands his ‘title’ and states he shouldn’t have to wrestle Berg, which doesn’t sit well with Pelosi.  Triple R says that if Berg beats him at Extreme Election Night, he will give it back.  Pelosi says that’s not happening.  After a few tense moments, Triple R finally signs off and the match is set.

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Backstage, Charlie Blackwell has Christine O’Donnell locked inside a cage in order to determine if she’s a witch or not.  O’Donnell, appearing on comedian Bill Maher’s “Politically Incorrect” show, made comments to the effect that she dabbled in witchcraft when she was a teenager.  O’Donnell tries to reason with Charlie that those comments were made when she was 19.  “How many of you did not hang out with questionable folks in high school?  There’s been no witchcraft since. If there was, Karl Rove would be a supporter now.”

And besides, O’Donnell reminded Blackwell that she said this on ‘Politically Incorrect’- a show that was not exactly “The News Hour.” You go on a comedy show, you try to say something funny. Or outrageous. Mission accomplished.  Finally, Blackwell relents and lets her go.

MATCH #3 The winner gets a shot at the PCW Title next week.


‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott w/Justin Sufferable (R)
vs.
‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D)

Scott wants another title shot and comes out swinging.  Belly to back suplex by Scott gets 2.  Chism mocks Scott, who fights back, but a dropkick by Chism takes him down.  Chism then chokes him in the ropes, stands on his back and then slams him.  Scott counters into a small package for 2.  A clothesline by Chism gets 2.  Chism works the headlock now, chops follow.  Reverse by Scott.  He sends Chism into the ropes and lands the boot.  Scott fires up, clothesline and then a dropkick.  Boot by Chism to a charging Scott.  Bulldog follows.  Chism goes top rope…splash misses.   Scott fights, presses up.  Chism is irate and argues with the ref.  Scott slides in, sunset flip for 2, counters now, figure four try,  Chism spins him, GO TO SLEEP!  1…2…3!

WINNER: Stone Chism @ 12:22

Christine O’Donnell/Tea Party Flex Muscle in Delaware/PCW Rankings Released


by Paige McGillicutty

Last night-PCW House Show in Delaware
‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott w/Mike Castle (R) vs. Grizzly Adam w/Christine O’Donnell (Tea Party)

O’Donnell on the ring apron.  Scott yells at her, hits the splash on Grizzly and covers.  Kick out at 2.  Right by Grizzly Adam.  Whip to the corner and Grizzly charges and gets the corner splash.  He makes the cover.   Scott kicks out at 2.  Grizzly goes for the bear hug, Scott slams him down and locks in the Ankle Lock.  Grizzly Adam works to escape.   NRA hands O’Donnell a rifle.  O’Donnell walks up to Scott and jams it into his midsection.  Grizzly breaks free and whips Scott into the corner.   Grizzly Adam slams him down and locks in the bear hug.   Castle now in the ring.  O’Donnell takes the rifle and nails him in the balls with the butt end.  O’Donnell poses and mocks Castle.  Scott is left hung out to dry and eventually taps out.

WINNER: Grizzly Adam

NRA and Al Cahall run down and kick away at Castle while O’Donnell stands tall in the ring.


Christine O’Donnell (R)

We’ll keep watch in the next few weeks to see just how involved the Tea Party faction of PCW gets involved.  Their wrestlers include:

Nic Koteen
HT: 5′ 9″  WT: 179
HOME: Needles, CA
FIN: Smoker

MGR: ‘The Princess of Political Incorrectness’ Andrea Doria

NRA
HT: 6′ 2″  WT: 269
HOME: Richmond, IN
FIN: Gun Rack (modified torture rack)
MGR: ‘The Princess of Political Incorrectness’ Andrea Doria

Al Cahall
HT: 6’0″ WT: 190
HOME: Las Vegas, NV
FIN: Southern Comfort

Grizzly Adam
HT: 6′ 1″  WT: 245
HOME: Palmer, AK
FIN: Bear Hug

Hunter the Hunter
HT: 6′ 4″  WT: 229
HOME: Howell, MI
FIN: Bear Trap

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PCW RANKINGS

PCW WORLD CHAMPION: Yamamoto Tanaka (D)
PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION: Ken Worth-American Trucker (I-American Heartland)
PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: The Kings of Old School: Ricky Michaels and Marty Lane (D)

SINGLES CONTENDERS:
#1- Kevin Scott (R)
#2- Triple R (D)
#3- Average Joe (I-American Heartland)
#4- Stone Chism (D)
#5- Jill-Berg  (R)

TAG TEAM CONTENDERS:
#1- ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido/Charlie Blackwell (I-American Heartland)
#2- Jack and Joe Schmidt (I-Libertarian)
#3- Big Oil and Big Electric (R)
#4- ‘The Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta/Daniel-San (I)
#5- Blue Dog D (D) and RINO-The Wonk Machine (R)

Sheriff Arpaio Blasted for Arrests


by Paige McGillicutty

A spokesman for the Corporation of Domination harshly criticized Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio for the arrest of ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann Monday night.


Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio

From Monday night’s PCW Extreme Political TV
McMann celebrated with his ‘PG’ Players in the ring with Big Oil and Big Electric.  Then Sheriff Joe Arpaio and Arizona Governor Jan Brewer walked to the ring.  Sheriff Joe drug along El Senor Samada by a chain as he approached the ring.    Brewer explains that she’s complained about the undocumented wrestler problem repeated but does not get anything out of the federal government.  So Arizona passed a law to remedy that and it’s currently under challenge.

In the meantime, Sheriff Joe proceeds to arrest the undocumented wrestlers: Number One, Underweartaker, Ace of Spades, and El Senor Samada.  Then Sheriff Joe stuns everyone by arresting ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann for hiring undocumented wrestlers.  McMann screams for his lawyer as Sheriff Arpaio escorts him and the rest out of the arena.

The CoD called the arrest another example of ‘anti-business’ sentiments and vowed to get Mr. McMann released immediately.  The last anyone has seen of Mr. McMann, he was dressed in pink and working out in the desert.

The Green World Order also blasted Sheriff Arpaio for arresting the undocumented wrestlers because “Sheriff Arpaio looked for and arrested every wrestler in the arena who was undocumented.  That’s profiling and everyone knows that profiling is wrong.”

“All they’re trying to do is make a living,” said Extreme Vegan Brock Cole Lee.  “By arresting them, Sheriff Arpaio is denying them the opportunity to feed their families.  We should be thinking of the children.”

Stay tuned for more…

9/13 PCW Extreme Political TV Recap

PCW Extreme Political TV on P-SPAN (2 hours)
Veterans Memorial Coliseum
Phoenix, AZ
Monday September 13th


by Paige McGillicutty

Recap of PCW Extreme Political TV- Hour One

The ‘Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave runs down the card…

Stone Chism (D) vs. ???

‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido/Charlie Blackwell w/Kenzie Blair (I-American Heartland) vs. Al Cahall/NRA (I-Tea Party)

PCW Tag Team Champions The Kings of Old School: Ricky Michaels/Marty Lane (D) vs. Josh Jackson and Nick Ray (R)
Non-Title Match

Triple R (D) vs. SNAFU (I-American Heartland)

Jordan Metzger/Andy Riley (D) vs. Big Oil/Big Electric (R-Corporation of Domination)

Suave then ran through the angles we saw last week.
-Jill Berg (R) destroying Rahm Emanuel in eighteen seconds
-The surprise return of former PCW Champion Stone Chism (D)
-PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D) gets a strong challenge from Doug ‘King Kong’ Kingman

This shoots right to Hillary Clinton (D)…

…discussing the “report” she sent the United Nations that included a reference to Arizona’s controversial immigration law.   PCW CEO Barack Obama lists its legal challenge to Arizona’s immigration enforcement measure on a list of ways the government is protecting human rights. It’s part of a report to the United Nations High Commissioner on Human Rights.

This brings out Arizona Governor Jan Brewer.

She demands that a reference to the state’s controversial immigration law be removed from a State Department report on human rights.  Brewer adds that it is “downright offensive” that a state law would be included in the report.

Clinton contends that it will unfairly target minorities; Brewer retorts that prohibits human rights abuses.

The back and forth continues until ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism saunters out.  Before he introduces his opponent for the evening, Chism says he has a few things to get off his chest.  He again complains about the ‘shabby’ treatment he received in getting dumped as the PCW Champion in favor of Yamamoto Tanaka.  He again says he will have his revenge and the plan begins TONIGHT.

Chism states that the one thing he needed to get over big was to have the best manager possible.  Someone smart and able to effect solutions to his problems.  Chism claims to have found his manager and tells him to come out.


Stephen Hawking

Suave can’t believe it.  Hawking rolls out in his specialized wheelchair and Chism then announces his opponent- El Senor Samora.  Suave- “WHO?”  Samora comes to the ring.

MATCH #1
‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) w/Stephen Hawking
vs.

El Senor Samora (I)

End Summary
…The bell rings.  Chism walks out and Hollywood Blockbusters El Senor Samora three times.  He checks with Hawking and then makes the cover…1…2…3.

WINNER: ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism@ :29

Chism then calls out the PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D) and declares that HE should have the next title shot.   He feels that with Stephen Hawking on his side, he’ll be the next PCW Champion.

Suave mentions that the leader of the PCW Competition Committee, Nancy Pelosi (D), will hold a press conference in a few minutes to address the PCW Title situation.

MATCH #2

‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and Charlie Blackwell w/Kenzie Blair (I-American Heartland Coalition)
vs.
Al Cahall/NRA (I-Tea Party)

Cahall hit a sweet dive into the crowd early on, which looked awesome.  Both teams were on.   Lot’s of back and forth action.  Also a funny note, Cahall must have taken an accidental shot to the balls.  At one point the ref is checking him and the camera catches his face and he is yelling, “I got hit in my fucking balls again!”

The highlight spot was Cahall with an awesome Splash from the ring, over the railing through a table.  The only problem, Charlie Blackwell moved.  Escondido and Blackwell both kicked it up a notch and executed several double team moves that turned the match in their favor later on.  However, after a series of near falls by both teams, the 30 minute time limit expired and the match was a draw.

The crowd loved it, chanted for 5-more minutes and then gave both teams a standing ovation.

WINNER: Time Limit Draw @ 30:00

A promo for the upcoming PCW Night of Champions in two weeks plays next.  All three titles will be on the line.

Suave introduces Nancy Pelosi (D).  Pelosi plans to hold on to her Leader of the PCW Competition title in November and party with some celebrities.  After she fields a couple questions, Jill-Berg (R)…


Jill Berg

…shows up and demands to know why she, an unbeaten wrestler in PCW, a woman attempting to make history, is being denied a shot at the PCW title?  Pelosi tries to ignore her and move on but Jill-Berg persists and pisses off Pelosi.  And when she pisses her off, she really pisses her off.  Pelosi challenges her to come over the rail.  We get a big pull apart with Suave going crazy on the mic, “Jesus Christ get Jill-Berg out of here!”  Jill finally gets close enough to Pelosi and spews red mist all over her.

As they finally take Jill-Berg away,  Rahm-bo aka…Rahm Emanuel demands that she is brought back and argues with the leader of the PCW Executive Committee, Harry Reid (D), who calls for security to escort Emanuel to the back.

Sharron Angle (R)…

…then comes out to the ring,  she slaps Reid and they end up brawling.  The PCW Tag Team Champions Kings of Old School: Ricky Michaels and Marty Lane (D) comes out to stop that, which leads to Josh Jackson and Nick Ray (R) coming out to protect Angle.

———————

PCW Extreme Election Night 2010- coming November 2nd
Ohio: Lee Fisher (D) vs. Rob Portman (R)
Florida: Charlie Crist (I) vs. Marco Rubio (R) vs. Kendrick Meek (D)
Pennsylvania: Pat Toomey (R) vs. Joe Sestak (D)
Kentucky: Rand Paul (R) vs. Jack Conway (D)
Connecticut: Richard Blumenthal (D) vs. Linda McMahon (R)
California: Carly Fiorina (R) vs. Barbara Boxer (D)
Nevada: Harry Reid (D) vs. Sharron Angle (R)

Recap of PCW Extreme Political TV- Hour Two

MATCH #3 NON-TITLE MATCH

PCW Tag Team Champions The Kings of Old School: Ricky Michaels and Marty Lane (D)
vs.
Josh Jackson and Nick Ray (R)

Short match and just about what you would expect.  Josh Jackson gets a top rope spot. There are chairs used and then Michaels gets a schoolboy for the win @ 3:36.

WINNER: THE KINGS OF OLD SCHOOL @ 3:36

The crowd roars when…


The International Hit Squad
‘The Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta & Daniel-San w/Mrs. Miyagi (I)

…The International Hit Squad run out .  They run wild after the match and ‘The Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta kills Lane with a ‘Foul Pole’ low blow punch.  Mrs. Miyagi then sent out an open challenge to the Kings and the PCW Tag Team Champions high-tail it to the back.

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio walks up to Jan Brewer and hands her a piece of paper.  Brewer reads the papers and her eyes light up.  She tells him to go ahead and take care of it tonight.

Suave wonders what’s going on.

MATCH #4

Road Rage Randy (Triple R) (D)
vs.

SNAFU (I-American Heartland)

Triple R starts kicking SNAFU in the corner.  He avoids a dropkick.  Chop block by Triple R and then he slams SNAFU into the ropes.  He then wraps the leg around the middle rope and starts kicking it. Figure Four applied by Triple R.  SNAFU rolls out pretty fast and makes Triple R let go.  Triple Jump Moonsault by SNAFU and Triple R gets to the ropes and bails out of the ring.

Triple R rushes back into the ring with a chair and starts wailing on SNAFU.  Triple R with a boot to the head.  He picks up the chair and clobbers SNAFU’s face with it.  Triple R with the chair now.  He misses a chairshot and Triple R runs for the hills. SNAFU clocks the referee and then suicide dive’s Triple R. They brawl on the outside. Boot to Triple R by SNAFU drives him back into the steel barricade and then a springboard tornado DDT. SNAFU drags Triple R back to the ring.  SNAFU grabs the chair…ARABIAN FACEBUSTER! Camel Clutch! Triple R starts tapping out, and SNAFU won’t let go.  SNAFU finally lets go and gets the big win.

WINNER: SNAFU @ 18:35

Big upset win says Suave as Triple R skulks to the back.  He passes Nancy Pelosi on the ramp as she steams towards the ring.  Her face still has some red mist residue on it and her eyes are bloodshot red.   Pelosi swears that she will do everything in her power to see that Jill-Berg never gets a shot at the PCW title.  She books a match for PCW Night of Champions:  Jill-Berg vs. Triple R- the winner gets Yamamoto Tanaka in November for the PCW Title.  If Jill-Berg loses, she’s out of PCW once and for all.

Jill-Berg appears on the video screen.  She accepts with one condition- that a contract is drawn up to make this official so Pelosi can’t weasel out of it.   Pelosi reluctantly agrees and next week, Jill-Berg and Triple R will sign off on the match.

Suave sets up the main event by returning to last week…

With Big Oil, Big Electric, and Kirk Walstreit standing behind him, Mr. McMann again opines that PCW would benefit from going PG and again brought out the three characters (the Underweartaker, Number One, and Ace of Spades) he thought would make an immediate impression on the PCW fans.  Suave cracks that the impression was already made and the PCW fans ‘number 1′d all over McMann’s ‘number 2′ characters.

Number One, The Underweartaker, and the Ace of Spades call for challengers, and the erupts when the ‘Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta (I) walks out.


‘The Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta (I)

As you can imagine there is a lot of low blows thrown by Golatta who destroys McMann’s PG wrestlers in less than a minute.  Then Golatta is attacked by the C.O.D.  Big Oil choke slams Golatta.  Big Electric gives him the Electric Chair Drop and Kirk Walstreit hits a Stock Market Crash on the Pole.  The crowd suddenly roars…


Daniel-San (I)

Suave shrieks that he’s back.  Daniel-San clears Big Oil and Big Electric but slaps the Cattle Mutilation on Kirk Walstreit.  Then Daniel-San grabs Walstreit’s tie and starts choking him with it.  Definitely not PG and Linda McMahon and the ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ are besides themselves.  Golatta gets back up and gives McMann a ‘Foul Pole’ to his package as a parting gift.

MATCH #5
Jordan Metzger and Andy Riley (D)
vs.
Big Oil and Big Electric w/’Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann (R-Corporation of Domination)

Linda McMahon (R) shows up and cheers on Big Oil and Big Electric.  Metzger and Riley do their best to stay out Big Oil and Big Electric’s way.  Eventually, Big Oil delivered a nasty body slam to Metzger that seemed to take the starch out of him.    Big Oil was about to cover but a fight broke out ringside.

Richard Blumenthal (D) had come out and gotten into it with McMahon (R).   Then Mr. McMann waved to the back and his ‘PG’ Players of Number One, Ace of Spades, and Underweartaker, ran down to the ring and attacked Blumenthal.  Big Oil choke slammed Riley and then hit the Oklahoma Driller to seal the deal.

WINNER: Big Oil and Big Electric @ 6:09

McMann celebrated with his ‘PG’ Players in the ring with Big Oil and Big Electric.  Then Sheriff Joe Arpaio and Arizona Governor Jan Brewer walked to the ring.  Sheriff Joe drug along El Senor Samada by a chain as he approached the ring.    Brewer explains that she’s complained about the undocumented wrestler problem repeated but does not get anything out of the federal government.  So Arizona passed a law to remedy that and it’s currently under challenge.

In the meantime, Sheriff Joe proceeds to arrest the undocumented wrestlers: Number One, Underweartaker, Ace of Spades, and El Senor Samada.  Then Sheriff Joe stuns everyone by arresting ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann for hiring undocumented wrestlers.  McMann screams for his lawyer as Sheriff Arpaio escorts him and the rest out of the arena.

9/11- PCW/MVW 9-11 Tribute Show

Political Championship Wrestling/Missouri Valley Wrestling special show from the Bedford High School gym in Bedford, PA.

Ninja Kitty (MVW) and Bird ‘The Mark’ Ridfych (PCW) defeated GreenPete and Peta from PETA of the Green World Order (PCW).  Both Ninja Kitty and Ridfych were uber over.  Ridfych gets the pin after series of FastBALLS.

Regina McGill and ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin (MVW) beat VIP Brin and Sky (MVW) in a good match.  The Missouri Valley Originals (MVO) came out with VIP.

Democrats Jordan Metzger and Andy Riley (PCW) beat Republicans Josh Jackson and Nick Ray (PCW).  Metzger pinned Jackson after ‘Rahm-Bo’ Rahm Emanuel dropped an F-Bomb on him.

Miss USA (MVW) beat Katie Collins (MVW)

PCW Tag Team Champions, Democrats The Kings of Old School Wrestling: Ricky Michaels and Marty Lane (PCW) defeated Angels of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey (MVW).  The appearance of the AoD came as quite the pleasant surprise and they gave the Kings of Old School everything and then some in a PCW non-title match.

MVW Tag Team Champions The Korver Sisters beat The O’Neders in a non-title match.

PCW Television Champion, Independent Ken Worth- The American Trucker (PCW) defeated Democrat Triple R (PCW) in a non-title match.  The Democrats came down to interfere in the match but the American Heartland Coalition in the person of ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and Charlie Blackwell ran them off and got a big pop from the crowd.

The final match of the night was supposed to be MVW Champion Valora Salinas meeting MVW Television Champion Sarah Mae Smith in a non-title, champion vs. champion match.  However, PCW’s ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann came out and told the crowd that they really didn’t want to see two talented women wrestle in the ring.  McMann said that what they really wanted to see was two beautiful women in a bra and panties match.  McMann changed the Salinas-Smith match accordingly which put off the pair.  So instead of wrestling each other, Salinas and Smith attacked McMann.

Both women took turns annihilating the Sports Entertainment Genius until PCW’s Jill-Berg came out. Salinas and Smith held McMann up and Berg nailed him with a buzzsaw kick.

Then the PCW Champion, Democrat Yamamoto Tanaka, walked down to the ring.  He drug McMann up the corner turnbuckle and hit his finisher, a devastating Japanese SuperDestroyer, on him.

Then…

*Def Leppard’s ‘Rock, Rock Til You Drop begins to play*

Hold onto your hat, hold onto your heart
Ready, get set to tear this place apart
Don’t need a ticket, only place in town
That’ll take you up to heaven and never bring you down
Anything goes! Anything goes!


Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

The crowd goes nuts when PCW’s Extreme Equalizer Whiskey Tango Foxtrot appears.

Women to the left, Women to the right
There to entertain and take you thru the night
So grab a little heat and come along with me
‘Cause your mama don’t mind what your mama don’t see
Anything goes! Anything goes!

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot runs to the ring.

Rock! Rock! till you drop
Rock! Rock! never stop
Rock! Rock! till you drop
I say Rock! Rock! to the top

WTF grabs McMann by the throat…lifts him up…and choke slams him to the mat.

The crowd chants, “PCW…PCW…PCW!”

Post-show, all of the wrestlers came out for a moment of silence for the victims of the 9/11 bombings.

Boise State? BCS? Colin Cowherd? Gregg Doyel? WTF??


by Paige McGillicutty

Earlier tonight at a PCW House Show in Boise, Idaho, ESPN’s Colin Cowherd…


ESPN’s Colin Cowherd

…and CBS Sportsline’s Gregg Doyel…

…came out.  Doyel told the crowd that Boise State should have lost last night against Virginia Tech so it wouldn’t have  spoiled the rest of the season for the rest of the country.  Now, we have a mess.

Cowherd dismissed non-BCS schools as having a “different class of talent” and that 21 of 22 players on BCS teams are better than Boise State.

The lights went out suddenly.

On the video screen, the following appears:

1. Boise State’s Austin Pettis catches the game-winning touchdown pass to defeat Virginia Tech.

2. Highlights of North Dakota State’s 6-3 win over BCS school Kansas.

3. Jacksonville State’s Coty Blanchard, swarmed by several Ole Miss, a BCS school, defenders, flips the ball to running back Calvin Middleton who scores the winning two point conversion.

4. Florida, another BCS school, coughs up the ball eight, count em, eight times against Miami of Ohio.

5. TCU’s Andy Dalton scoring two rushing touchdowns as the Horned Frogs defeated BCS school Oregon State.

6. Utah’s Joe Phillips kicks a game winning field goal to give the Utes the win over Big East and BCS school Pittsburgh.

The lights come back up and Boise State Coach Chris Peterson…


Boise State Head Coach
Chris Peterson

…and quarterback Kellen Moore…


Boise State Quarterback
Kellen Moore

…are in the ring with a surprised Doyel and Cowherd.  Then…

*Def Leppard’s ‘Rock, Rock Til You Drop begins to play*

Hold onto your hat, hold onto your heart
Ready, get set to tear this place apart
Don’t need a ticket, only place in town
That’ll take you up to heaven and never bring you down
Anything goes! Anything goes!


Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

The crowd goes nuts when the Extreme Equalizer Whiskey Tango Foxtrot appears.

Women to the left, Women to the right
There to entertain and take you thru the night
So grab a little heat and come along with me
‘Cause your mama don’t mind what your mama don’t see
Anything goes! Anything goes!

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot runs to the ring.

Rock! Rock! till you drop
Rock! Rock! never stop
Rock! Rock! till you drop
I say Rock! Rock! to the top

WTF grabs Cowherd by the throat…lifts him up…and choke slams him to the mat.

The crowd chants, “PCW…PCW…PCW!”

WTF then grabs Doyel…lifts him up…choke slam.  More ‘PCW’ chants.

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