Four Titles Change Hands/Independents Flex Their Muscle: PCW Lock and Load 6 Recap

The show started at the Huntington Center where Iran‘s Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, one-third of the Axis of Evil, rails against the West for a laundry list of ills throughout history including slavery,  two world wars, and the global economic crisis.

So while Ahmadinejad talks, PCW moves the event down the street to the Seagate Center.

MATCH #1- Five Minute Cage Match
Casey Anthony (?) vs. ‘The Demolition Machine in a Short Skirt’ Dawn McGill
-if Anthony, cash strapped after a recent ruling declared that she had to pay authorities back a total of 200K, can last five minutes in a cage with McGill, she wins.  Does she?

No.  McGill wins in :56.

Bristol Palin, daughter of the Alaskan Pitbull, Sarah Palin, comes out and talks with Suave.  Palin gets Johnny up to speed on her latest exploits and has a camera crew with her. Then she’s accosted by a 47 year old man who calls her mother a ‘whore’ among other things.  Palin drags him to the ring for an impromptu cage match.

MATCH #2
Bristol Palin (R) vs. Stephen Hanks (D)

Bristol wins at 4:08 on a missile dropkick from halfway up the cage.

MATCH #3
First round match in PCW Lock and Load tournament

Daniel-San (I) w/Mrs. Miyagi vs. PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D)
-how will the PCW Champion go out on his final night in PCW?  Will he leave as champion?  Or will someone take the title from him?

Despite interference from Howard Dean (D-VT), Chuck Schumer (D-NY) and ‘The Extreme Environmental Hardcore Icon’ Al Gore (D-TN), Daniel-San wins the match at 28:42 and Tanaka’s title reign ends.

MATCH #4
First round match in PCW Lock and Load tournament

‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) vs. O’Beck Bahama (D) w/Justin Sufferable
-in 2008, Scott (then Starz N. Stripes) and Bahama put on the greatest match in PCW history.  Now, nearly 3 years later, can the two rekindle that magic and do it again?

Not quite.  Justin Sufferable’s interference is countered by Herman Cain (R-GA) and ‘Pizza Delivery Guy’ Josh Jackson (R) but it’s a stray chairshot by Rick Perry‘s (R-TX) guy, Texas Jack (R), that turns the match for Bahama.  That major blunder gives Bahama the win at 12:39.

BACKSTAGE
PCW Tag Team Champions The Schmidts (R) are accosted by the Labor Coalition (D) who promise to be warriors for the middle class and bring back the Tag Team belts with them tonight.

DEMOCRATS LOCKER ROOM
Democrats Women for Women: Code Pink and Emily List, Kathryn Randall Collins, and Union Maid plan strategy for the upcoming Women’s Tag Team Title match.

MATCH #5
PCW Women’s Tag Team Title Match
PCW Women’s Tag Team Champions Merchants of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey (R) vs. The Korver Sisters: Kelly and Korey (D)
-the MoD were the dominant tag team in Missouri Valley Wrestling and, tonight, they get old MVW foes, and former tag team champions themselves, The Korver Sisters.

The Korver Sisters pull off the upset @ 15:20 and become the new PCW Women’s Tag Team Champions.

DEMOCRATS LOCKER ROOM
Former 3-time PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D) gathers his stuff from a locker and stuffs it in a duffel bag.  Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) walks in and tells him ‘since he couldn’t get the job done against Daniel-San,’  she expects Tanaka to be available to help O’Beck Bahama win the PCW title.

BACKSTAGE
Radio Talk Host Dennis Miller (R-CA)
endorses Herman Cain (R-GA)to be the next PCW CEO.  Miller holds up a prospective bumper sticker for Cain, “Cain Versus Not Able.”

MATCH #6
PCW Tag Team Title Match
PCW Tag Team Champions The Schmidt Brothers: Jack and Joe (R) w/Ron Paul (R-TX) and Vince Vaughn vs The California Teacher’s Union: ‘Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta and Malibu Dusty (D) w/’The Self Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor (D) and the Longshoremen (D)
-the Schmidts, 3 time PCW Tag Team champions, took back the title from the CTU at PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed.  Now, the Schmidts find themselves up against not only the CTU but the unions fighting back to keep their political power. 

With a little help from Chris Christie (R-NJ) and his Jersey Boyz, The Schmidts retain their title at 16:33.

BACKSTAGE
PCW Barack Obama
talks with PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein and talks about everyone ‘coming together.’

Chaz Bono Backstage
Chaz Bono visits PCW backstage.  Suddenly, someone runs out and shouts: ““Chaz Bono how low can this show sink! Well you have certainly addressed the gay community. Guess this will not be a family show any longer! Lost my family!”

The Extreme Equalizer Whiskey Tango Foxtrot comes out and powerbombs the man.

MATCH #7
PCW King of Extreme Title Match
PCW King of Extreme Champion Keith Olbermann (D) vs. The Queen of Political Extreme Ann Coulter (R)
-Olbermann has the FOK News All-Stars (David Shuster, Shannyn Moore, and Martin Bashir) with him.  Coulter has the backing of the Tea Party: Average Joe, NRA, and ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay.

After a series of near falls, Coulter hits the Acid Drop on Olbermann and wins the title at 21:55.

BACKSTAGE
Stephen Hill, a soldier stationed in Iraq who recently asked via video about the recent repeal of the 1993 law that banned gay military personnel from serving openly in the military, gets backstage.

Once again, The Extreme Equalizer Whiskey Tango Foxtrot comes out and choke slams the perpetrators.

PCW Women’s Champion Callie Urban (D).  Urban makes it clear to her fellow Democrats in the back that she does not want any interference in her upcoming match against Valora Salinas.

MATCH #8
PCW Women’s Title Match
PCW Women’s Champion Callie Urban (D) vs. PCW’s Queen of Extreme Valora Salinas (I)

But of course, Pelosi sends out Code Pink and Emily List to interfere.  Code Pink accidently Glitter Bombs Urban and Valora wins at 14:45 with the Tequila Sunrise submission.

BACKSTAGE
PCW CEO Barack Obama is taking questions.  One man raises his hand.  Mr. Obama, raise my taxes, he says.

PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein asks him isn’t he Doug Edwards, a major donor to the Democratic Party.  Edwards, caught, turns and runs out the door.

MAIN EVENT
PCW Title Match
Daniel-San (I) w/Mrs. Miyagi vs. O’Beck Bahama (D) w/Justin Sufferable

Tanaka comes out to interfere but swerves the Democrats and takes out the Labor Movement instead.  Daniel-San wins with the Crane Kick at 24:20 to become the new PCW Champion.

Independents Exert Their Power: PCW Lock and Load 6- Part 4

BACKSTAGE
Stephen Hill, a soldier stationed in Iraq who recently asked via video about the recent repeal of the 1993 law that banned gay military personnel from serving openly in the military, is backstage.   He tells PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein that he had to “lie about who I was because I’m a gay soldier. I didn’t want to lose my job.”

Two people suddenly let loose boos at Hill.

Def Leppard’s ‘Tear It Down’ begins.

You got the look of a howlin’ wolf
I like it
The kind of eyes that could start a fire
Yes, I like it

Suave:  “IT’S THE EXTREME EQUALIZER- WHISKEY…TANGO…FOXTROT!!!!”

A streetwise dynamo
I switch you on and I watch you go
A thrill to touch, you’re so hot
I’m coming for you ready or not


Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

I’m gettin’ ready
Livin’ on the edge of a dream
Gettin’ ready, I’m gettin’ ready
Oh, switch on your lovin’ machine

Crowd: What the #$##!  What the #$##!

Tear it down
There’s got to be a better way
Tear it down
I can’t wait another day

The guys tries to escape.  The Extreme Equalizer grabs them both by the throat and lifts them in the air.  Then WTF delivers a double chokeslam and flips him off.

Tear it down
There’s got to be a better way
Tear it down
If only you could stay
All night long

In the ring, PCW Women’s Champion Callie Urban (D).  Urban makes it clear to her fellow Democrats in the back that she does not want any interference in her upcoming match against Valora Salinas.  She wants a clean match with Salinas.

MATCH #8
PCW Women’s Title Match
PCW Women’s Champion Callie Urban (D) vs. PCW’s Queen of Extreme Valora Salinas (I)

Suave reminds everyone at the last Missouri Valley Wrestling pay per view show, May’s Arch Wrestling Madness, Urban and Salinas put on a five minute exhibition of pure adrenalinized combat.  After getting cut in the initial seconds of the match, Valora threw everything she had at Urban in a frenzied attempt to end the match quick.  Urban held on and as Valora weakened took control of the match.

Valora has won titles everywhere she’s gone from Wrestling Midwest to High Octane Wrestling, the WfWA to Missouri Valley Wrestling.  Can she add the PCW Women’s title to that list?  Urban also has an impressive resume of titles to her credit from no Brand Wrestling to All-star Championship Wrestling.  This is shaping up to be a remake of the ages.

The crowd is on their feet.

DEMOCRATIC WAR ROOM
Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) is with Code Pink and Emily List.  Pink tells Pelosi Urban doesn’t want any help.  Pelosi responds that she doesn’t care and orders Code Pink and Emily List to make sure Callie walks out of that ring as the Women’s champion.

The bell rings.

Valora races across the ring.  Urban unleashes a spinning heel kick- the same move that cut Valora badly in their first match.  Valora ducks and sweeps the leg.  FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK!  The crowd stands.  Callie has her hands on the ropes and the referee starts the count.  At 4.99999, Valora releases the Figure Four…

…Urban backdrops Valora and slaps on an Armbar.  Valora powers out and turns it into a side headlock.  Valora then goes off the ropes and shoulderblocks Urban.  A second attempt ends with an Urban Spinning kick that sends Valora to the floor.  Baseball slide by Urban sends her to the barricade.   Irish whip by Urban into the barricade.  The champion then  clotheslines Valora over the top of the barricade to the opposite side.   Urban on top of the barricade…LEG DROP!…

…Valora ducks a clothesline and a tilt-a-whirl.  She resists another tilt-a-whirl attempt by Urban and dropkicks the champion out of the ring.  Baseball slide by Valora sends Urban into the barricade.   SUICIDE DIVE over the top rope onto Urban and the crowd pops.  Urban leans back against the barricade and she gets clotheslined over the top…

…Moonsault by Urban!   She covers…Valora kicks out at one.  Moonsault legdrop by Urban.  Another cover…1…2…Valora gets the shoulder up.   She heads to the top again. Valora staggers to the corner and causes Urban to crotch herself.  Headscissors by Valora brings Urban crashing to the mat…

German suplex by Urban gets two.  Series of kicks by Urban.  Valora reverses a whip and charges into a tornado DDT.  Urban covers…Valora kicks out at the two-count.  Whip by Urban into the corner…here’s Code Pink and Emily List.  Urban sees them and doesn’t look too happy.   She whips Valora across the ring a second time.  Then walks over to the edge and tells them to get lost.  Valora roars out the corner towards Urban.  Irish Whip by Valora…no, reversal by Urban and she whips Valora hard face first into the corner.  Code Pink and Emily List climb up onto the apron.  Urban comes in for a splash.  GLITTER BOMB BY CODE PINK!  But who got it?  Valora is sitting on the floor.  Urban staggers back and she can’t see.  Valora swoops in behind her…TEQUILA SUNRISE!  Arm trap single leg Boston crab!   Urban’s trapped…SHE TAPS!

WINNER AND NEW PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Valora Salinas (I) @ 14:45

Valora runs right over and knocks both Code Pink and Emily List off the ring apron.  She takes the belt and holds it high in the air.

DEMOCRATS WAR ROOM
Pelosi is furious.  She reiterates to former PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka that he’d better make sure O’Beck Bahama wins the PCW Title.

BACKSTAGE
PCW CEO Barack Obama is taking questions.  One man raises his hand.  Mr. Obama, raise my taxes, he says.

PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein asks him isn’t he Doug Edwards, a major donor to the Democratic Party.  Edwards, caught, turns and runs out the door.  Then…

Suave: “ATTACK WAAAAAAAAATCH!”

Attack Watch lifts Bernstein up by the shirt and then gets attacked by the Tea Party.  Average Joe, NRA, and ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay triple team AW who lets Bernstein go.  Attack Watch lands a right hand on Average Joe.  But McAvay has his trusty seven-iron with him and blasts Attack Watch in the back with it.

Suave calls the shot ‘well-struck’ as AW topples over.

REPLAY-earlier tonight: Daniel-San (I) vs. PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D)
Tanaka lifts Daniel-San for a powerbomb.  Daniel-San flips over Tanaka and wraps his arms around his neck.

Suave: “TAZZMISSION!  TAZZMISSION!”

Tanaka drops to his knees.  Daniel-San changes the submission over to the LeBell Lock.  Schumer and Dean, the Massachusetts Bluebloods try to get to the ring but The Mercenaries: Dawn McGill and Svetlana Kovalevski run down and start whaling away on them.  Tanaka taps and that’s it.

WINNER: Daniel-San (I) @ 28:42

REPLAY-earlier tonight: ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) vs. O’Beck Bahama (D)
Then Justin Sufferable climbs up on the apron.  Scott sees him and drops the hold.   Scott and Sufferable jaw back and forth.  Bahama from behind…BAHAMA BACKBREAKER!  Here comes ‘Pizza Delivery Guy’ Josh Jackson (R) w/Herman Cain (R).  Here comes Texas Jack (R) with Rick Perry (R-TX).  Jackson there first and climbs up onto the apron.  Texas Jack arrives and grabs Jackson.  He pulls him off the apron to the floor and gets up himself.  Texas Jack with the chair.  He charges.  Bahama drops Scott back to a standing position and Texas Jack skulls him with the chair.  Scott down.  Sufferable drills Texas Jack with the Singapore cane.  Bahama covers…1…2…3.

WINNER: O’Beck Bahama (D) @ 12:39

MAIN EVENT
PCW Title Match
Daniel-San (I) w/Mrs. Miyagi vs. O’Beck Bahama (D) w/Justin Sufferable

…Bahama cuts Daniel-San off and goes for the Super German Release Suplex!  But Daniel-San miraculously lands on his feet!  Bahama doesn’t know and turns right into a standing dropkick and the REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER!   Cover by Daniel-San only gets 2.  Bahama rolls out to the floor to regroup and talk strategy with Justin Sufferable.  Except that Daniel-San follows him…

…Bahama chops the crap out of Daniel-San to send him back to the mat.  Bahama goes for the Phoenix Splash but Daniel-San rolls away and his eats mat.  Both back up.  Bahama surprises Daniel-San with the wheelbarrow roll up into the AnkleLock.  Daniel-San responds by booting him away.  They trade kicks and Bahama catches the Pele and rolls right into the AnkleLock again.  Daniel-San grabs the ropes and the hold is broken…

…Daniel-San hits the BuckleBomb.  He tries a superkick but Bahama ducks and hooks in the Texas Cloverleaf.  Daniel-San tries to get the ropes but Bahama pulls him back to the middle. They repeat it again but this time, Bahama small packages.  1…2…Daniel-San kicks out.  And here comes the Labor Movement.  The California Teacher’s Union, Big Labor, James the Jeep Worker, Union Maid, and the Longshoremen.   And next comes, Yamamoto Tanaka.  They surround the ring and suddenly Daniel-San finds himself in a bad spot.  Union Maid puts Mrs. Miyagi in a Full Nelson and then runs her smack into the ring post.  Next they climb up onto the ring apron.  Bahama isn’t doing much of anything at this point.

Tanaka starts to enter the ring.  He stops.  Looks back at Big Labor.  And then clotheslines him off the apron.   The crowd pops big.  The CTU attack Tanaka.  Tanaka powerbombs Andy Golatta through the ring table and then jackhammer slams Malibu Dusty through Suave’s broadcast table.  James the Jeep Worker runs up to Tanaka.  Tanaka grabs him by the throat, lifts, and choke slams him on top of Golatta.  Next, the Longshoremen.  Tanaka ducks a doubleteam clothesline.  He jumps both men and hits a bulldog on the floor.   Big Labor back up.  Kick to the groin doubles him over.  Power bomb on top of the Longshoremen.

Tanaka then leaves to a standing ovation from the crowd.

Back to the match, Bahama hits a superkick and flips him with a LARIATO! Cover gets 1, 2, –2.9.  More kicks from Bahama and he gives Daniel-San a second Lariato and an ENZUIGIRI!  He follows it up with a Doctor Driver.  Cover gets 1, 2,–2.999.  Daniel-San with a drop toehold and hangs Bahama in the Tree of Woe.  Daniel-San to the top rope… DOUBLE FOOT STOMP OFF THE TOP!  Daniel-San covers…1…2…  Daniel-San with another BuckleBomb and a superkick.  Cover…1…2…2.99999.   Daniel-San spreads his arms and lifts a leg up…CRANE KICK!  COVER…1…2…3!

WINNER AND NEW PCW CHAMPION: Daniel-San (I) @ 24:20

The crowd gives both men a standing ovation.  Daniel-San takes the PCW title belt from the referee and holds it up in the air. 

Suave wraps the PPV up.

1) ‘The Demolition Machine in a Short Skirt’ Dawn McGill (I) def. Casey Anthony(?)

2) Bristol Palin (R) def. Stephen Hanks (D)

3) Daniel-San (I) def. PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D)

4) O’Beck Bahama (D) def. ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R)

5) The Korver Sisters (D) won the PCW Women’s Tag Team Title from Merchants of Death (R)

6) PCW Tag Team Champions The Schmidt Brothers (R) def. The California Teacher’s Union (D)

7) Ann Coulter (R) won the King/Queen of Extreme Title from Keith Olbermann (D)

8) Valora Salinas (I) won the PCW Women’s title from Callie Urban (D)

9) Daniel-San (I) def. O’Beck Bahama (D) to win the PCW Title.

Who is More Extreme? Coulter or Olbermann?: PCW Lock and Load- Part 3

DEMOCRATS LOCKER ROOM
Former 3-time PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D) gathers his stuff from a locker and stuffs it in a duffel bag.

Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) walks in.  She wants to know what he’s doing.  Tanaka, through his interpreter, tells her he’s just packing his stuff up.  Pelosi sharply tells him she expects Tanaka to be available to help O’Beck Bahama win the PCW title ‘since he couldn’t get the job done against Daniel-San.’  Pelosi turns to leave.  Tanaka glares at her as she goes.

BACKSTAGE
Radio Talk Host Dennis Miller (R-CA)
endorses Herman Cain (R-GA)to be the next PCW CEO.  Miller holds up a prospective bumper sticker for Cain, “Cain Versus Not Able.” 

Suave says Miller has supported Cain for several months, and even directed his listeners to Cain’s campaign website.

MATCH #6
PCW Tag Team Title Match
PCW Tag Team Champions The Schmidt Brothers: Jack and Joe (R) w/Ron Paul (R-TX) and Vince Vaughn vs The California Teacher’s Union: ‘Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta and Malibu Dusty (D) w/’The Self Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor (D) and the Longshoremen (D)

Suave says this should be an all-out war.  The Schmidts, 3 time PCW Tag Team champions, took back the title from the CTU at PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed.  Now, the Schmidts find themselves up against not only the CTU but the unions fighting back to keep their political power

Suave adds the big question in this match is the big rumor that Charlie Blackwell, ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido, and Blackwell’s Les Miserables will intervene in this match on the Schmidt’s behalf.  If so, not only will there be plenty of action in the ring, they’ll be a lot of action outside the ring as well.

…Jack Schmidt with some boots to Malibu Dusty.   Andy Golatta in and delivers some chops to Jack.  Joe Schmidt with the blind tag and he and Jack hit Malibu Dusty with a nice double team cutter.  Cover…1…2…Big Labor makes the save.  Vince Vaughn yells something at Big Labor.  The CTU began double teaming Jack and Malibu Dusty starts to work on the neck of Jack…

…Golatta gets a right hand shot in on Jack.  Jack down; Golatta covers…1…2…Vince Vaughn makes the save?  Golatta grabs Vaughn and Malibu Dusty comes in for a double suplex.  But the crowd roars and it’s the Jersey Boyz: Vinnie and Frankie (R) w/Mona Lisa and Chris Christie (R-NJ).  Vinnie saves Vaughn and Jack tags in Joe.  Joe sets up Golatta for a neckbreaker and Jack chops him before he drops him.  Joe covers…that gets two…

…Outside the ring, the Jersey Boyz brawl with The Longshoremen and Independents Blackwell and Escondido go into the crowd with Big Labor and fellow Democrat James the Jeep Worker.  Inside the ring, Malibu Dusty hits a big suicide dive onto the Schmidts.  Golatta takes a running, flying knee smash and misses, hitting the corner turnbuckle.  The fans chant “PCW…PCW…”  Joe hits a flying bodypress on Golatta.  Jack hits a clothesline while Joe simultaneously hits a leg sweep.  Suave: “TOTAL ELIMINATION!”

Joe hooks the legs…1…2…3.

WINNER AND STILL PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: The Schmidt Brothers: Jack and Joe (R) @ 16:33

The Schmidts celebrate as the brawling continues.  Then…

Suave: “IT’S ATTACK WAAAAAAATCH!”

Attack Watch runs to the ring and bowls over Blackwell and Escondido.  Clothesline to Vinnie.  Clothesline to Frankie.  Big Boot to Blackwell.  Big Boot to Escondido.  Kenzie Blackwell jumps on Attack Watch’s back and attempts to choke him.    Security steps in and tries to seperate everyone.

BACKSTAGE
PCW Barack Obama
talks with PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein.

Obama: “If we don’t prepare our people with the skills that they need to compete, we’re going to have problems.  If we don’t make sure that we continue to have the best infrastructure in the world, we’re going to have problems.  If we’re not continuing to invest in basic research, we’re going to have challenges.  If we don’t get our fiscal house in order in a way that is fair and equitable so that everybody feels like they have responsibilities to not only themselves and their family but also the country that’s given them so much opportunity, we’re going to have problems.  And so I am extraordinarily confident about America’s long-term future.  But we are going to have to make some decisions about how we move forward.  And what’s striking to me is, when we’re out of Washington and I’m just talking to ordinary folks, I don’t care whether they’re Republicans or Democrats, people are just looking for common sense.  The majority of people agree with the prescriptions I just offered.  The majority of people by a wide margin think we should be rebuilding our infrastructure.  The majority of folks by a wide margin think that we should be investing in education.  The majority of people by a wide margin think we should be investing in science and technology.  And the majority of people think by a wide margin that we should be maintaining programs like Social Security and Medicare to provide a basic safety net.   The majority of people by a significant margin think that the way we should close our deficit is a balance of cutting out those things that we don’t need, but also making sure that we’ve got a tax code that’s fair and everybody is paying their fair share.”

Chaz Bono Backstage
Chaz Bono visits PCW backstage.  Suddenly, someone runs out and shouts: ““Chaz Bono how low can this show sink! Well you have certainly addressed the gay community. Guess this will not be a family show any longer! Lost my family!”

Def Leppard’s ‘Tear It Down’ begins.

You got the look of a howlin’ wolf
I like it
The kind of eyes that could start a fire
Yes, I like it

Suave:  “IT’S THE EXTREME EQUALIZER- WHISKEY…TANGO…FOXTROT!!!!”

A streetwise dynamo
I switch you on and I watch you go
A thrill to touch, you’re so hot
I’m coming for you ready or not


Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

I’m gettin’ ready
Livin’ on the edge of a dream
Gettin’ ready, I’m gettin’ ready
Oh, switch on your lovin’ machine

Crowd: What the #$##!  What the #$##!

Tear it down
There’s got to be a better way
Tear it down
I can’t wait another day

The guy tries to escape.  The Extreme Equalizer grabs him and lifts him in the air.  Then WTF delivers a powerbomb and flips him off.

Tear it down
There’s got to be a better way
Tear it down
If only you could stay
All night long

Replay: 7/18 PCW Extreme Political TV
Match #3 for the King of Extreme Title
Rush Limbaugh

Sean Hannity
Ann Coulter
Markos Moutilsas
Arianna Huffington
‘Hardball’ Chris Matthews
Glenn Beck
Laura Ingraham
Bill O’Reilly
Alan Grayson
Rachel Maddow
Keith Olbermann

Al Gore immediately goes over to Beck and starts caning the ever-livin’ crap out of him.  Then…


David Shuster, Shannyn Moore, and Andrea Mitchell

…the FOK News All-Stars come out and join Gore in the beat down of Coulter.  Olbermann urges them on while wearing the crimson mask.  Shuster and Gore hold Coulter up.  Olbermann can’t see very well.  He charges Coulter.  SPEAR!]

Sauve: “SPEAR RIGHT OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE!  HOLY CRAP!”

[Olbermann and Coulter land in the ring after going through the other levels of the cage.  They're both out.  But Olbermann lands on top of Coulter.  The referee makes the count...1...2...3.]

MATCH #7
PCW King of Extreme Title Match
PCW King of Extreme Champion Keith Olbermann (D) vs. The Queen of Political Extreme Ann Coulter (R)

Suave notes that Olbermann has held the title since July 18th when he won a battle royale on PCW Extreme Political TV.  Now, he faces an extreme challenge from ‘The Queen of Political Extreme’ herself Ann Coulter.  Her recent Facebook remarks about Troy Davis the night he was executed show that Coulter is in rare form.  For his part, Olbermann continues to do the things he usually does, rip Sarah Palin, rip Republicans, but on a much smaller scale than before- on Current TV.  Can Olbermann’s usual schtick hold up against ‘The Queen of Political Extreme?’

The bell rings.

Olbermann has the FOK News All-Stars (David Shuster, Shannyn Moore, and Martin Bashir) with him. Back and forth to start.  Coulter lands a loud slap to Olbermann’s face.  Stand off, and the crowd cheers.  Chops in the corner by Coulter.  She goes for a 10 punch count along but Olbermann puts a stop to it with an atomic drop at 4.  Suplex by Olbermann.  He gets a chair and sets it up in the corner.  Sends Coulter in shoulder first.  Snapmare? Olbermann covers- Coulter kicks out at 2…

…Olbermann and Coulter trade punches back and forth.  Coulter with a bionic elbow, with a mule kick thrown in for good measure.  Shuster and Moore on the ring apron.  The Tea Party: Average Joe, NRA, and ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay, runs down and beats them to the back.  Olbermann distracted, Coulter with a chairshot.  Coulter covers…1…2…Olbermann kicks out.  Olbermann is bleeding.  Coulter with a basement dropkick.  She covers again for 2.  Olbermann goes for spinebuster, Coulter floats over and hits a neckbreaker on the chair…

…Coulter rolls under a Dragon Suplex.  She gets the Downward Spiral and then floats into the Koji Clutch.  The crowd now comes to life.  Olbermann gets the ropes.  Coulter’s got the cheese grater out…CHEESE GRATER!   Coulter with some elbows to the neck and folds him up with a SICK neckbreaker.  She makes the cover and here comes the FOK News All-Stars again followed by the Tea Party.  Average Joe, NRA, and McAvay pull Shuster, Moore, and Moore off the ring apron to the floor.  Olbermann’s distracted…Coulter with the chair…*WHAM!*  Olbermann’s down.  Coulter rolls him up…1…2…NO!  Olbermann kicked out.  The crowd can’t believe it.  Coulter can’t believe it.

Coulter takes the chair and slams it across his back.   Cover…1…2…KICK OUT!  Olbermann up.  Coulter with a side headlock…DDT on the chair.  Another cover..1…2…SHOULDER UP! Coulter with a rolling senton bomb.  Cover…1…2…AGAIN, KICK OUT!  Coulter slams the mat with her hand.   She slides out and pulls a table out.  She throws it in the ring and then sets it up.  Olbermann moving.  Coulter stomps at him and pulls him up.  She’s going for an Acid Drop…THROUGH THE TABLE!

Suave: “HOLY CRAP!”

Coulter hooks the legs…1…2…3!  New champion!

WINNER AND NEW KING…ER…QUEEN OF EXTREME CHAMPION: Ann Coulter (R) @ 21:55

Coulter sits on the mat and tries to catch her breath.  The FOK News All-Stars are not happy and complain to the referee.

More to come…

Code Pink Glitter Bombs Dems to Women’s Tag Team Title: PCW Lock and Load 6- Part 2

MATCH #3
First round match in PCW Lock and Load tournament

Daniel-San (I) w/Mrs. Miyagi vs. PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D)

Suave asks how will the PCW Champion go out?  Will he leave as champion?  Or will someone take the title from him?  He then notes that Daniel-San is still smarting over PCW CEO Barack Obama and the PCW Executive Board discontinuing the Television Title- of which he held at the time.  Now, after surviving two four-way matches he gets his chance against Tanaka?  Can Daniel-San overcome the odds and a determined Democratic machine gunning to keep the title in their hands?

The crowd cheers both men.  A chant of ‘Thank you Tanaka’ starts up.

…Tanaka slugs away on Daniel-San.  From behind, John F. Kerry (D-MA) sends in the Massachusetts Bluebloods, JFK and RFK.  JFK uses weaponry to send Daniel-San to the floor. Already the challenger is bleeding.

*”Can You Hear the People Sing?” from Les Miz plays

Charlie Blackwell (I), ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (I), and Blackwell’s Les Miserables run down.  Blackwell dumps a beer over Kerry’s head and crotches him on the fan barricade. JFK and RFK attack and the action goes deep into the fans, involving wandering around with the occasional punch. Things become slightly more varied when Blackwell whips Kerry with a belt and strangles him with it to PCW chants!…

…Daniel-San grabs a chair and goes the top rope.  Tanaka runs into the ropes and crotches him.  Tanaka then hiptosses Daniel-San off the top rope and right into the chair.   Tanaka props a chair up against the bottom rope and then whips Daniel-San face first into the chair.  Again the action goes to the floor.  Tanaka sends Daniel-San into the barricade.  Chairshot by Tanaka to the back and head.  Tanaka lifts Daniel-San and drops him crotch-first into the barricade…

…Daniel-San tries to crotch Tanaka, but the lights go out…

*YEEEEEEEE-AHHHHHHHHH!*

…and it’s Screamin’ Howard Dean (D-VT).   Trash can shot by Dean to Daniel-San’s head.  And another!  Dean sends Daniel-San into the ring before strolling to the back.   Daniel-San goes low on Tanaka and starts to follow up but again it’s lights out.   It’s Chuck Schumer (D-NY)!  Schumer lariats Daniel-San!  He lays in a couple stomps before sliding out of the ring.  Tanaka goes to pulls Daniel-San and again he goes low.  Daniel-San readies himself for THE CRANE KICK!  Then the lights go off again and…

Fleetwood Mac’s “Don’t Stop” suddenly starts to play.

The crowd explodes as a spotlight shines on a plaid shirted man with a Singapore cane and a cup of mocha in his hands.

Suave: “IT’S HIM! HE’S HERE! THE TREE HUGGIN’ ALPHA MALE AND ENVIROMENTAL EXTREME HARDCORE ICON…


The Extreme Environmental Hardcore Icon Al Gore

The crowd sings the chorus “Don’t stop, thinking about tomorrow.” Gore holds up his mocha, inside an environmentally friendly biodegradable container of course, and chugs it down. Then he spews it out of his mouth into the crowd and then crushes the paper container on his forehead in a manly fashion.

The Environmental Extreme Hardcore Icon walks down the steps to the main floor. At the bottom of the steps, Gore pulls out another container of mocha, guzzles it down, spews it into the crowd, and then smashes the container on his forehead. Gore then wades through the main floor crowd to the ring.  He climbs up on the apron, pulls out yet another cup of mocha, guzzles that one down, spews it into the crowd, and then smashes the container on his forehead.

Gore immediately goes over to Daniel-San and starts caning the ever-livin’ crap out of him.  Blackwell and Escondido, done with brawling with the Massachusetts Bluebloods, storm the ring and attack Gore.  Tanaka lifts Daniel-San for a powerbomb.  Daniel-San flips over Tanaka and wraps his arms around his neck.

Suave: “TAZZMISSION!  TAZZMISSION!”

Tanaka drops to his knees.  Daniel-San changes the submission over to the LeBell Lock.  Schumer and Dean, the Massachusetts Bluebloods try to get to the ring but The Mercenaries: Dawn McGill and Svetlana Kovalevski run down and start whaling away on them.  Tanaka taps and that’s it.

WINNER: Daniel-San (I) @ 28:42

The crowd stands and gives Tanaka a standing ovation.  Tanaka holds up Daniel-San’s arm and claps.  The PCW Clean Up Crew come down and try to clear the area so the second first round match can get under way.

MATCH #4
First round match in PCW Lock and Load tournament

‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) vs. O’Beck Bahama (D) w/Justin Sufferable
Suave says in 2008, Scott (then Starz N. Stripes) and Bahama put on the greatest match in PCW history.  Now, nearly 3 years later, can the two rekindle that magic and do it again?
Scott would like nothing more than to excise the ghost of what happened that night.  Yes, he’s held the PCW Title belt since then but he benefited from a bit of chicanery on the part of the PCW Competition Committee with Jill Berg forfeited the title.   Now, Scott can kill two birds with one stone.  Bahama’s long road back from a severe concussion that cost him the title in 2009 and put him out of action for nearly 2 years would be complete if he could defeat Scott and then win the PCW title back.

…Bahama with a hammerlock.  Scott counters with a snapmare and a boot.  He headbutts Bahama, but Bahama rakes the eyes and snapmares him.  He grinds his boot across Scott’s face and hits a few kneelifts.   Both battle for a suplex and trade counters.  Bahama turns a powerbomb attempt into an armdrag. Headscissors by Bahama.  Scott reverses and gets one of his own.  Both men throw dropkicks and we have a stand-off while the crowd gives them a standing ovation…

…Headlock by Bahama.  Scott backs him into the corner to break the hold.  Double-underhook suplex by Scott.  He covers but Bahama kicks out.  Scott works the arm and whips Bahama into the ropes, dropkicking his knee.  Scott slaps on a surfboard that works the knee.   Then Justin Sufferable climbs up on the apron.  Scott sees him and drops the hold.   Scott and Sufferable jaw back and forth.  Bahama from behind…BAHAMA BACKBREAKER!  Here comes ‘Pizza Delivery Guy’ Josh Jackson (R) w/Herman Cain (R).  Here comes Texas Jack (R) with Rick Perry (R-TX).  Jackson there first and climbs up onto the apron.  Texas Jack arrives and grabs Jackson.  He pulls him off the apron to the floor and gets up himself.  Texas Jack with the chair.  He charges.  Bahama drops Scott back to a standing position and Texas Jack skulls him with the chair.  Scott down.  Sufferable drills Texas Jack with the Singapore cane.  Bahama covers…1…2…3.

WINNER: O’Beck Bahama (D) @ 12:39

Both Texas Jack and Rick Perry can’t believe it.  Mitt Romney (R-MA) walks out and he’s furious.  He and Perry get into it.  Cain points to Texas Jack.  Jackson goes over and gives him a Pizza Cutter on the floor.

Suave wraps up the first round.  There will be a new PCW Champion crowned tonight.  Will it be Daniel-San (I) or will it be former champion O’Beck Bahama (D)?

BACKSTAGE
PCW Tag Team Champions The Schmidts (R) are accosted by the Labor Coalition (D).   ‘The Self-Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor promises that the California Teacher’s Union will be warriors for the middle class and bring back the Tag Team belts with them tonight.  After a brief, but tense, standoff, the Labor Coalition walk away.

DEMOCRATS LOCKER ROOM
Democrats Women for Women: Code Pink and Emily List, Kathryn Randall Collins, and Union Maid plan strategy for the upcoming Women’s Tag Team Title match.

MATCH #5
PCW Women’s Tag Team Title Match
PCW Women’s Tag Team Champions Merchants of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey (R) vs. The Korver Sisters: Kelly and Korey (D)

Suave says if you’ve never seen Merchants of Death (formerly Angels of Death) in action then tonight you’re in for a treat.   He explains the MoD were the dominant tag team in Missouri Valley Wrestling and, tonight, they get old MVW foes, and former tag team champions themselves, The Korver Sisters.  Kelly and Korey signed with the Democrats for one reason- they promised the team they would push them for the PCW Tag Team belts.  Tonight is their opportunity.  Can the Korvers, who have defeated the MoD before in MVW, use their technical skills to outmatch the most extreme female tag team political wrestling has ever seen?

The bell rings and before Angel Casey can take two steps forward, Women for Women run up to Angel Scott on the apron.  Code Pink delivers a Glitter Bomb and blinds Scott.  Then Pink and Emily List doubleteam slingshots Scott off the apron into the barricade…

…Kelly Korver with a kick and a pair of chops to Angel Casey.  Casey fires back with a kick and hits a series of chops that backs Kelly.  Headlock by Casey.  She  sends Kelly into the buckle and Kelly responds with a boot to the head.  Angel Scott, her eyesight finally cleared,  jumps in and hits Kelly with a wicked clothesline.  Korey tries to get involved but runs into a superkick by Angel Scott.  Scott tosses Korey out of the ring…

…After taking ten minutes of punishment, Angel Casey finally gets the hot tag.  Scott starts to clean house.  Lou Thesz Press to Korey and Scott pounds her with right hands.  Kelly Korver in the ring. German suplex by Scott to Kelly.  T-Bone suplex to Korey.  She makes the cover.   1…2…Kelly makes the save.  Kelly whips Scott into the turnbuckle.   Korey hits a hurricanrana and a big boot for two…

Women for Women, Union Maid, and  Kathryn Randall Collins drop Scott to the mat. Kelly and Korey set up…KORVER KRUSHER!  Angel Casey gets mad.  She runs in and nails Kelly with a monstrous elbow.  But then she loses the numbers battle as Code Pink, Emily List, Union Maid, and KRC quadruple team her.  Finally, the Triple Threat: ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas (R), Sarah Mae Smith (R), and Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (R) hit the ring to even the odds.  Jones tees off on Union Maid and gives her an Eskimo Pieface.  With all hell breaking loose in the ring, Korey makes the cover on Scott…1…2…3.

WINNER AND NEW PCW WOMEN’S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: The Korver Sisters (D) @ 15:20

The brawling continues in the ring.  Both Korver Sisters slide out with the belts and celebrate outside the ring…

More to come…

PCW Walks Out on Ahmadinejad Speech: PCW Lock and Load 6- Part 1

PCW Lock and Load 6
Huntington Center
Toledo, OH
Sunday September 25th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave

Suave is NOT in the ring.  But one-third of the Axis of Evil, Iran‘s Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is.    Ahmadinejad rails against the West for a laundry list of ills throughout history including slavery,  two world wars, and the global economic crisis.  Ahmadinejad also criticizes the killing of Osama bin Laden, and suggests that the al-Qaeda leader could have been the star witness at a trial that would reveal the true culprits behind the attacks on New York and Washington.  The crowd boos the sharply worded speech, accompanied by finger-wagging and dramatic hand gestures.

Suave then announces that he got the work from the back that they were walking out.  So, while Ahmadinejad continues to talk, the crowd silently files out.   Suave says the PPV will start over again in just a few moments…

PCW Lock and Load 6
Seagate Center
Toledo, OH
Sunday September 25th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave

Suave in the ring.  He thanks the Seagate Center and marvels at the coincidence that the convention hall had a wrestling ring and seating all set.  Yes, what a coincidence indeed.

A steel cage comes down and covers the ring and Suave throws it to the beautiful Jamie Chung

…comes out to introduce the first match.

MATCH #1- Five Minute Cage Match
Casey Anthony (?) vs. ‘The Demolition Machine in a Short Skirt’ Dawn McGill
-Anthony, after a Florida judge on Friday doubled the amount Anthony had to reimburse authorities to more than $217,000 for the costs of investigating the disappearance of her 2-year-old daughter, Caylee,  needs the money badly.
-McGill was more than willing to give Anthony a five minute match.  How long could Anthony stay in there with her?

…the bell rings…Anthony stays in her corner.  McGill walks over, grabs her by the hair, and pulls her to the center.  She throws Anthony into the cage wall.  Anthony gets hung up over the top rope.  McGill pulls her back in by her feet and whips her into the cage wall on the other side.  Anthony staggers back out to middle of the ring.  McGill’s drop toehold sends Anthony to the mat.  McGill mounts and slaps on the Katahajime/Tazzmission.  Anthony frantically taps out.

WINNER: Dawn McGill @ :56

Suave: “How long could Anthony stay in there with her?  Not even one minute.”

The referee opens up the cage and the PCW Clean Up crew goes in to clean up the mess.

While they’re doing that, Bristol Palin, daughter of the Alaskan Pitbull, Sarah Palin, comes out and talks with Suave.  Palin gets Johnny up to speed on her latest exploits and has a camera crew with her.

Then some 47 year old guy named Stephen Hanks started shouting something at her.  He finally came close enough so Bristol and Suave could hear what he was saying.  Hanks shouts if she rode Levi Johnston like she rode that mechanical bull in West Hollywood? He adds that ‘your mother’s a whore,’  ‘your mother is a *bleep*-ing whore.’  Palin confronts the guy and demands to know what she’s done so wrong.  Hanks replies that just living and breathing is enough and tells Bristol her mother’s going to hell.   He adds that Bristol and mom Sarah “don’t look anything like women,” and calls Bristol “white trash” and a “*bleep*-ing bitch.”

Suave intervenes and tells Hanks that’s totally uncalled for.  Bristol starts walking away.  Hanks throws Suave aside and goes up and pushes Palin from behind.  Bristol grabs him by his t-shirt and drags him to the ring.  She throws him in, joins him, and the locks the cage behind her.  The referee, still in the ring from the previous match, calls for the bell.

Suave: “We’ve got an impromptu match!”

MATCH #2
Bristol Palin (R) vs. Stephen Hanks (D)

Bristol goes right on the attack.  Hanks lifts her off her feet and hip tosses Palin through the air like a rag doll.  Big splash in the corner by Hanks.  Bristol drops to a knee and low bridges Hanks.   Dropkick to the back of the head by Palin.  She goes back to her corner and rifles through her purse.  She brings out a bottle of hairspray.  Hanks tries for a powerbomb and instead gets an eyeful of hairspray.  Bristol then smacks Hanks in the head with the can and rams him into the ring post.    She puts him in the tree of woe and then starts hits a drop kick to the nuts.

Palin climbs halfway up the cage.  Hanks stumbles up.  Palin jumps and missile dropkicks him into the side of the cage.  Bristol with the roll up…1…2…3.

WINNER: Bristol Palin @ 4:08

Post match, Palin flips Hanks off and leaves.

Suave then runs down the remainder of the card for tonight.

First round match in PCW Lock and Load tournament
Daniel-San (I) w/Mrs. Miyagi vs. PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D)
-How will the PCW Champion go out?  Will he leave as champion?  Or will someone take the title from him?
-Daniel-San is still smarting over PCW CEO Barack Obama and the PCW Executive Board discontinuing the Television Title- of which he held at the time.  Now, after surviving two four-way matches he gets his chance against Tanaka?  Can Daniel-San overcome the odds and a determined Democratic machine gunning to keep the title in their hands?

First round match in PCW Lock and Load tournament
‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) vs. O’Beck Bahama (D)
-In 2008, Scott (then Starz N. Stripes) and Bahama put on the greatest match in PCW history.  Now, nearly 3 years later, can the two rekindle that magic and do it again?
-Scott would like nothing more than to excise the ghost of what happened that night.  Yes, he’s held the PCW Title belt since then but he benefited from a bit of chicanery on the part of the PCW Competition Committee with Jill Berg forfeited the title.   Now, Scott can kill two birds with one stone.
-Bahama’s long road back from a severe concussion that cost him the title in 2009 and put him out of action for nearly 2 years would be complete if he could defeat Scott and then win the PCW title back.

PCW Women’s Tag Team Title Match
PCW Women’s Tag Team Champions Merchants of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey (R) vs. The Korver Sisters: Kelly and Korey (D)
-If you’ve never seen Merchants of Death (formerly Angels of Death) in action, tonight you’re in for a treat.  The MoD was the dominant tag team in Missouri Valley Wrestling and took on all comers.  Tonight, they get old MVW foes, and former tag team champions themselves, The Korver Sisters.  Kelly and Korey signed with the Democrats for one reason- they promised the team they would push them for the PCW Tag Team belts.  Tonight is their opportunity.  Can the Korvers, who have defeated the MoD before in MVW, use their technical skills to outmatch the most extreme female tag team political wrestling has ever seen? 

PCW Tag Team Title Match
PCW Tag Team Champions The Schmidt Brothers: Jack and Joe (R) w/Ron Paul (R-TX) and Vince Vaughn vs The California Teacher’s Union: ‘Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta and Malibu Dusty (D) w/’The Self Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor (D) and the Longshoremen (D)
-In what should be an all-out war, The Schmidt Brothers put their PCW Tag Team belts on the line against former champions- The California Teacher’s Union.  The Schmidts, 3 time PCW Tag Team champions, took back the title from the CTU at PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed.  Now, the Schmidts find themselves up against not only the CTU but the unions fighting back to keep their political powerThe big question in this match is the big rumor that Charlie Blackwell, ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido, and Blackwell’s Les Miserables will intervene in this match on the Schmidt’s behalf.  If so, not only will there be plenty of action in the ring, they’ll be a lot of action outside the ring as well.

PCW King of Extreme Title Match
PCW King of Extreme Champion Keith Olbermann (D) vs. The Queen of Political Extreme Ann Coulter (R)
-Olbermann has held the title since PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed.  Now, he faces an extreme challenge from ‘The Queen of Political Extreme’ herself Ann Coulter.  Her recent Facebook remarks about Troy Davis the night he was executed show that Coulter is in rare form.
-For his part, Olbermann continues to do the things he usually does, rip Sarah Palin, rip Republicans, but on a much smaller scale than before- on Current TV.  Can Olbermann’s usual schtick hold up against ‘The Queen of Political Extreme?’  Stay tuned…

PCW Women’s Title Match
PCW Women’s Champion Callie Urban (D) vs. PCW’s Queen of Extreme Valora Salinas (I)
-At the last Missouri Valley Wrestling pay per view show, May’s Arch Wrestling Madness, Urban and Salinas put on a five minute exhibition of pure adrenalinized combat.  After getting cut in the initial seconds of the match, Valora threw everything she had at Urban in a frenzied attempt to end the match quick.  Urban held on and as Valora weakened took control of the match.
-Valora has won titles everywhere she’s gone from Wrestling Midwest to High Octane Wrestling, the WfWA to Missouri Valley Wrestling.  Can she add the PCW Women’s title to that list?  Urban also has an impressive resume of titles to her credit from no Brand Wrestling to All-star Championship Wrestling.  This is shaping up to be a remake of the ages.

PCW Title Match
TBA vs. TBA
-The winner of Daniel-San (I) w/Mrs. Miyagi vs. PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D) and ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) vs. O’Beck Bahama (D) will meet and the winner will be the PCW Champion.



PCW Lock and Load 6 Preview

Replay: Thursday night’s PCW Politics is War
PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka and O’Beck Bahama (D) w/Justin Sufferable vs. Daniel-San (I) w/Mrs. Miyagi and ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R)
…Daniel-San unloads skillet shots to Tanaka’s nuts.  Bahama moonsaults Scott through the table.   Bahama manages to put Daniel-San through another table.   Tanaka drags Daniel-San up to the top turnbuckle…JAPANESE SUPERDESTROYER!  He covers but the ref is distracted by Mrs. Miyagi on the outside.  Sufferable goes over and nails Mrs. Miyagi with a chairshot.   Tanaka regains the referee’s attention…1…2…3.

And with that, PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka’s final Politics is War appearance is marked with a tag team win.  Tonight, Tanaka makes his last appearance in PCW at Lock and Load 6.

Here is the card:

First round match in PCW Lock and Load tournament
Daniel-San (I) w/Mrs. Miyagi vs. PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D)
-How will the PCW Champion go out?  Will he leave as champion?  Or will someone take the title from him?
-Daniel-San is still smarting over PCW CEO Barack Obama and the PCW Executive Board discontinuing the Television Title- of which he held at the time.  Now, after surviving two four-way matches he gets his chance against Tanaka?  Can Daniel-San overcome the odds and a determined Democratic machine gunning to keep the title in their hands?

First round match in PCW Lock and Load tournament
‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) vs. O’Beck Bahama (D)
-In 2008, Scott (then Starz N. Stripes) and Bahama put on the greatest match in PCW history.  Now, nearly 3 years later, can the two rekindle that magic and do it again?
-Scott would like nothing more than to excise the ghost of what happened that night.  Yes, he’s held the PCW Title belt since then but he benefited from a bit of chicanery on the part of the PCW Competition Committee with Jill Berg forfeited the title.   Now, Scott can kill two birds with one stone.
-Bahama’s long road back from a severe concussion that cost him the title in 2009 and put him out of action for nearly 2 years would be complete if he could defeat Scott and then win the PCW title back.

PCW Women’s Tag Team Title Match
PCW Women’s Tag Team Champions Merchants of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey (R) vs. The Korver Sisters: Kelly and Korey (D)
-If you’ve never seen Merchants of Death (formerly Angels of Death) in action, tonight you’re in for a treat.  The MoD was the dominant tag team in Missouri Valley Wrestling and took on all comers.  Tonight, they get old MVW foes, and former tag team champions themselves, The Korver Sisters.  Kelly and Korey signed with the Democrats for one reason- they promised the team they would push them for the PCW Tag Team belts.  Tonight is their opportunity.  Can the Korvers, who have defeated the MoD before in MVW, use their technical skills to outmatch the most extreme female tag team political wrestling has ever seen? 

PCW Tag Team Title Match
PCW Tag Team Champions The Schmidt Brothers: Jack and Joe (R) w/Ron Paul (R-TX) and Vince Vaughn vs The California Teacher’s Union: ‘Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta and Malibu Dusty (D) w/’The Self Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor (D) and the Longshoremen (D)
-In what should be an all-out war, The Schmidt Brothers put their PCW Tag Team belts on the line against former champions- The California Teacher’s Union.  The Schmidts, 3 time PCW Tag Team champions, took back the title from the CTU at PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed.  Now, the Schmidts find themselves up against not only the CTU but the unions fighting back to keep their political powerThe big question in this match is the big rumor that Charlie Blackwell, ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido, and Blackwell’s Les Miserables will intervene in this match on the Schmidt’s behalf.  If so, not only will there be plenty of action in the ring, they’ll be a lot of action outside the ring as well.

PCW King of Extreme Title Match
PCW King of Extreme Champion Keith Olbermann (D) vs. The Queen of Political Extreme Ann Coulter (R)
-Olbermann has held the title since PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed.  Now, he faces an extreme challenge from ‘The Queen of Political Extreme’ herself Ann Coulter.  Her recent Facebook remarks about Troy Davis the night he was executed show that Coulter is in rare form.
-For his part, Olbermann continues to do the things he usually does, rip Sarah Palin, rip Republicans, but on a much smaller scale than before- on Current TV.  Can Olbermann’s usual schtick hold up against ‘The Queen of Political Extreme?’  Stay tuned…

PCW Women’s Title Match
PCW Women’s Champion Callie Urban (D) vs. PCW’s Queen of Extreme Valora Salinas (I)
-At the last Missouri Valley Wrestling pay per view show, May’s Arch Wrestling Madness, Urban and Salinas put on a five minute exhibition of pure adrenalinized combat.  After getting cut in the initial seconds of the match, Valora threw everything she had at Urban in a frenzied attempt to end the match quick.  Urban held on and as Valora weakened took control of the match.
-Valora has won titles everywhere she’s gone from Wrestling Midwest to High Octane Wrestling, the WfWA to Missouri Valley Wrestling.  Can she add the PCW Women’s title to that list?  Urban also has an impressive resume of titles to her credit from no Brand Wrestling to All-star Championship Wrestling.  This is shaping up to be a remake of the ages.

PCW Title Match
TBA vs. TBA
-The winner of Daniel-San (I) w/Mrs. Miyagi vs. PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D) and ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) vs. O’Beck Bahama (D) will meet and the winner will be the PCW Champion.

One more match added to the card:
Casey Anthony
will meet ‘The Six Foot Demolition Machine’ Dawn McGill in the opening match of the night in a five minute cage match.  If Anthony can survive five minutes with McGill she wins.
-a Florida judge on Friday doubled the amount Anthony had to reimburse authorities to more than $217,000 for the costs of investigating the disappearance of her 2-year-old daughter, Caylee, which means Anthony needs the money badly.

Alec Baldwin and Michelle Malkin Catfight: 9/22-PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN

PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN (2 hrs)
UCF Arena
Orlando, Florida
Thursday September 22th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave

Suave in the middle of the ring to welcome everyone to the final show before PCW Lock and Load this Sunday night.   Suave runs down the card…

The card for PCW Lock and Load this Sunday:
First round matches in PCW Lock and Load tournament
Daniel-San (I) w/Mrs. Miyagi vs. PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D)
‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) vs. ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D)

PCW Women’s Tag Team Title Match
PCW Women’s Tag Team Champions Merchants of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey (R) vs. TBA

PCW Tag Team Title Match
PCW Tag Team Champions The Schmidt Brothers: Jack and Joe (R) vs The California Teacher’s Union: ‘Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta and Malibu Dusty (D)

PCW King of Extreme Title Match
PCW King of Extreme Champion Keith Olbermann (D) vs. The Queen of Political Extreme Ann Coulter (R)

PCW Women’s Title Match
PCW Women’s Champion Callie Urban (D) vs. PCW’s Queen of Extreme Valora Salinas (I)

PCW Title Match
TBA vs. TBA

Suave comes back on and it’s time to go back to earlier in the night.

Alec Baldwin (D) comes out and he’s pissed about the execution of Troy Davis in Georgia last night.   He says Davis is dead and wants to know if Michelle Malkin (R) is happy.   The anti-justice haters won.  

Malkin walks out and wants to know what’s the deal with all the hate talk from all the Baldwin wannabes.  Let’s go all Town Hall on that supreme thinker, Michelle Malkin- a world class, crypto fascist hater?  Really? 

Baldwin claims right-wingers always hide the shameful policies of their nutbag policies behind “supporting the troops.”  He wonders if ‘Malkin will push the needle in herself’ on a man the former FBI director said might have reasonable doubt on his side.

Malkin tells Baldwin to direct his minions’ ire/rage/profanity/racism/sexism at the US Supreme Court, not her.

Suave comes back on.  And it’s time for our first match…

MATCH 1- GEORGIA ELECTRIC CHAIR MATCH
Alec Baldwin (D) vs. Michelle Malkin (R)

Suave says this match could be explosive…winner straps opponent in an electric chair

…outside the ring Baldwin lays Malkin on the guard rail and dives off a table onto her into the crowd.  Baldwin then put a chair in the ring and another under the ropes. He flies off one chair and launches onto Malkin in the crowd.  Unbelievable.  He sets Malkin on the second rope with a chair underneath her and dives.  The crowd roars when ‘The Queen of Political Extreme Ann Coulter (R)runs out and causes Baldwin to miss and hit the chair with his butt.  Coulter then nails Baldwin with the chair…

COMMERCIAL BREAK

…Coulter and Malkin gets up on the table and moonsaults Baldwin off the turnbuckle and through the table.

Suave: “HOLY CRAP!”

Coulter tries to drag Baldwin to the electric chair but the actor has a death grip on the ropes.  Here comes the King of Extreme Champion Keith Olbermann (D)!   Olbermann with a chair…*bang* right over Malkin’s head opening a big cut above her eye.  Blood was flowing. Coulter nails a moonsault off the top rope and nearly pushes Olbermann into the Electric Chair.

The rest of the Angry Left Wing Bloggers (Markos Moutilsas, Arianna Huffington, Jane Hamsher, Eric Boehlert (D)) spill down to the ring.  They’re joined by the Right Wing Brigadiers (Laura Ingraham, Sean Hannity, Andrew Breitbart, and Glenn Beck (R)) and the referee is forced to call the match.

WINNER: No contest @ 17:43

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Replay from Monday Night
AG TEAM #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH
Corporate Might:  Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R) vs. Big Labor/Triple R (D) vs. California Teachers Union: ‘The Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta/Malibu Dusty (D)
…The CTU’s Andy Golatta hits a ‘Foul Pole’ low blow.  The CTU double team Big Oil and and get the first elimination of the match.  Corporate Might (R) eliminated.

At that point, Triple R attacks Big Labor.  The CTU and the Longshoremen quadruple team Triple R.  Triple R is thrown from the ring and Big Labor follows with the Longshoremen.  They drag Triple R to the back and the CTU gets the win via count-out.

Triple R (D) explains why he turned on the Democrat’s.  He says Democrats make unrealistic promises that they can never keep.  Triple R claims that when he returned to the D’s that he was promised a big push for the title.  Instead, he kept getting held back.  Tonight, is a night about real change that I can believe in.  Triple R rips off his shirt and pants and underneath he’s wearing his Rev. Randy Richardson (R) garb.  Richardson then brings out the God Squad (R).

Out walks Leader-PCW Executive Board Harry Reid (D-NV)and Nancy Pelosi (D-CA)Pelosi tells the crowd to ignore Rev. Richardson because he has ulterior motives. Richardson blames Pelosi and says she’s the one responsible for promising him the moon and then cutting him off at the knees.  Pelosi gets her feathers ruffled and tells Richardson he worked for her and she used him in the way she thought best.  Reid says he worked for him and if Richardson wants to leave, fine, here’s your parting gift.

At once, The California Teacher’s Union: Andy Golatta and Malibu Dusty (D), Big Labor (D), and The Longshoremen (D) attack Richardson and The God Squad.  Just as PCW heads to commercials, the Republicans run down to make the save…

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Video Package
Linda McMahon (R-CT) announces she’s making a second run at the PCW Executive Committee.

Richard Blumenthal (D-Connecticut) vs. Linda McMahon (R-Connecticut) from PCW Extreme Election 2010
…McMahon to the outside.  Blumenthal with the baseball slide and takes McMahon down to the floor hard.  Now it’s Blumenthal who grabs a chair.  He raises it…he starts to swing…HE’S STOPPED?


Paul Levesque

Suave- HOLY CRAP!  HOLY F@#$#@ CRAP!  THAT’S TRIP-…ER…PAUL LEVESQUE!  HE’S HERE!  IN PCW!

Crowd- HOLY @#$#!  HOLY #$#@!  HOLY !@@#!

Levesque grabs the chair from Blumenthal who wisely returns to the ring.  The crowd goes off again when a female comes out and helps McMahon up.


Stephanie McMahon-Levesque

Suave- WHAT THE @#$#…THAT’S STEPHANIE McMAHON…LEVESQUE!

Blumenthal back in the ring.   Stephanie checks on Linda.  The elder McMahon then steps back into the ring.

Suave- Blumenthal looks a little unsure…kind of like that time Linda asked him how one creates a job.

They battle on the corner.  McMahon connects with a knee strike and a second one.  Blumenthal blocks a third one and hits a slingshot senton followed by a backbreaker.   McMahon hurls herself into the ropes but Blumenthal reverses a crossbody in midair into a power slam.  He covers.  McMahon kicks out at two…

Blumenthal ducks, spins her around, and slaps on the sleeper hold.

Suave- SLEEPER!  SLEEPER HOLD!

McMahon tries to reach the ropes but Blumenthal keeps her right in the center of the ring.

Suave- McMAHON’S IN TROUBLE!  SHE’S TOO FAR FROM THE ROPES…Oh, no.

Levesque pulls out a sledgehammer and climbs up on the apron behind Blumenthal.  He climbs into the ring and raises the sledgehammer.  Levesque swings…Blumenthal ducks at the last second…and McMahon gets it.

Suave- HOLY CRAP!

Levesque can’t believe it.  Mrs. Levesque can’t believe it.  McMahon’s out cold.  Blumenthal makes the cover…one…two…three.

WINNER: Richard Blumenthal (D) @ 11:49

COMMERCIAL BREAK

MATCH #2- Women’s Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match
The Mercenaries: Dawn McGill and Svetlana Kovalevski (R) vs. The Korver Sisters: Korey and Kelly (D)

-winner gets the Merchants of Death (R) for the Women’s Tag Team title at Lock and Load.

…McGill dropkicks Korey Korver off the apron.  Double top rope power bomb on Korey and McGill covers her for two.  The Mercenaries double wishbone Korey, but Kelly breaks it up. Women for Women: Code Pink and Emily List run.  Code Pink hits a Glitter Bomb on McGill and blinds her.  List goes low on Kovalevski and then hits a neckbreaker.

Kelly comes in and hits a a modified airplane spin on McGill.  Women for Women face plants Kovalevski on a chair set up in the corner.  Kelly and Korey hit simultaneous crossarm suplexes with a bridge to win.

WINNER: The Korver Sisters (D) @ 12:21

COMMERCIAL BREAK

BACKSTAGE
Jack and Joe Schmidt, the PCW Tag Team Champions, are unconscious on the hallway floor.  Above them…

Attack Watch (D).  He’s joined by The California Teacher’s Union (D) and the Longshoremen (D).   They mock the Schmidts and spit on them.

Suave, now finding himself without a match, improvises on the fly and decides to call for the Valora Salinas/Callie Urban title match from Missouri Valley Wrestling’s Arch Wrestling Madness PPV as a precursor to their rematch on Sunday at Lock and Load.

Mollie: There’s the bell and the match is on.  Callie Urban versus Valora Salinas for the MVW Title…lock up in the middle of the ring…

Callie and Valora grapple for position.  They step back briefly.

Callie then whips around and snaps off a spinning heel kick that connects flush on Valora’s jaw.  Valora’s eyes roll back and she drops to her knees.

Mollie: URBAN HURT HER WITH THAT SPINNING KICK!  Urban into the ropes…BASEMENT DROP KICK!

Everyone in the arena is standing now.

Valora is bent backwards and then the rest of her body spins around.  She lays sideways on the mat and blood appears on the left side of her face.

KGB: She’s been knocked out?

Callie immediately hooks the legs.  The referee slides in…one…two…

Mollie: VALORA GRABBED THE BOTTOM ROPE!

A roar from the crowd as a dazed Valora tries to pull herself up.  Callie doesn’t let up.  She runs at Valora and hits a step up Shining Wizard move that sends Valora right back down.

Mollie: GENTRIFICATION!  COVER…ONE…TWO…NO!   VALORA GRABBED THE ROPE AGAIN.

The left side of Valora’s face is now covered in blood.

KGB: Mollie, that cut looks ominous.  Could they stop the match?

Mollie: I presume so, Kevin.  Let’s look at the replay…

REPLAY:
On the basement drop kick, the edge Callie’s boots dig into the skin above Valora’s left eye and cause a nasty gash to develop.  Blood began to stream out.

Callie hooks Valora’s legs, this time in the middle of the ring.  The referee makes the count…one…two… Valora kicks out.

Mollie: Callie is keeping the pressure on…

…Crowd: This is Awesome!

Dropkick by Valora, running senton!  Callie crawls back into the ring.

Mollie: Valora pulls Callie up off the mat…DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!  COVER…ONE..TWO…NO!

Valora lifts Callie up…and plants her on her back.

Mollie: SPINEBUSTER BY VALORA.  COVER!  ONE…TWO…CALLIE KICKS OUT!

KGB: Not many people would get up from that.

Mollie:  TORNADO DDT!  VALORA COVERS…NO!  CALLIE KICKS OUT SOMEHOW.   VALORA IS THROWING EVERYTHING AT HER!

Valora pulls Callie up into a side headlock…

Mollie: IMPLANT DDT!  ANOTHER COVER!  YES- NOOOOOOOO!  CALLIE BARELY GOT THE SHOULDER UP!

Valora leaves Callie in a sitting position and climbs the top turnbuckle.  She jumps forward and nails Urban in the throat.

Mollie: FLYING FIRECROTCH GUILLOTINE LEG DROP!  COVER……NO!

Valora slams her hand on the mat.  She slides out of the ring and grabs a bag of something from underneath.  Then she throws it in the ring…

…Callie places Valora in an inverted facelock, and hooks her near arm with her free arm.  Callie pulls backwards and up and wrenches Valora’s neck and puts her knee under her back, adding more pressure.

Mollie: DRAGON SLEEPER!

Callie pulls hard and Valora begins to fade.  But she continues to fight every stretch of the way.

KGB: She’s not going to give up.  Someone needs to stop this.

Valora tries to move towards the ropes.

Mollie: I think the referee’s a little confused about what to do, Kevin.

KGB: To me it’s pretty simple, Valora’s life is worth a lot more than a belt. The match needs to stop now.

Valora pushes Callie even closer to the ropes.  Callie with a head butt to the back of Valora’s head.  She shifts and wraps her arm around Valora’s neck, pressing the biceps against one side of the neck and the inner bone of the forearm against the other side.  Then she wraps her legs around Valora’s and squeezes hard.

Blood now pools on the mat where Valora’s face is.

KGB throws off his headphones and gets up on the apron, screaming at the referee to stop the match.

The referee takes a close look at Valora- she’s unconscious- and immediately calls for the bell.  Medical personnel stream into the ring and attend to the former champion.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

MAIN EVENT:
PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka and O’Beck Bahama (D) w/Justin Sufferable vs.
Daniel-San (I) w/Mrs. Miyagi and ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R)
-the four participants in the Lock and Load tournament face off.

Another wild brawl.

… Daniel-San unloads skillet shots to Tanaka’s nuts.  Bahama moonsaults Scott through the table.   Bahama manages to put Daniel-San through another table.   Tanaka drags Daniel-San up to the top turnbuckle…JAPANESE SUPERDESTROYER!  He covers but the ref is distracted by Mrs. Miyagi on the outside.  Sufferable goes over and nails Mrs. Miyagi with a chairshot.   Tanaka regains the referee’s attention…1…2…3.

WINNER: Yamamoto Tanaka and O’Beck Bahama (D) @ 8:50

Suave takes one last look at the Lock and Load card:

The card for PCW Lock and Load this Sunday:
First round matches in PCW Lock and Load tournament
Daniel-San (I) w/Mrs. Miyagi vs. PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D)
‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) vs. ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D)

PCW Women’s Tag Team Title Match
PCW Women’s Tag Team Champions Merchants of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey (R) vs. The Korver Sisters: Kelly and Korey (D)

PCW Tag Team Title Match
PCW Tag Team Champions The Schmidt Brothers: Jack and Joe (R) vs The California Teacher’s Union: ‘Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta and Malibu Dusty (D)

PCW King of Extreme Title Match
PCW King of Extreme Champion Keith Olbermann (D) vs. The Queen of Political Extreme Ann Coulter (R)

PCW Women’s Title Match
PCW Women’s Champion Callie Urban (D) vs. PCW’s Queen of Extreme Valora Salinas (I)

PCW Title Match
TBA vs. TBA

Attack Watch- WTF?/Is Chris Christie (R) Reconsidering?: 9/19-PCW Extreme Political TV

PCW Extreme Political TV
Whittemore Center Arena
Durham, NH
Monday September 19th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave

Suave, wearing a neck brace and other bandages from his injuries at the hands of Attack Watch (D), is in the ring.   Suave says everyone knows what went down last Thursday night.   All he said was that someone should let the Obama folks know that there’s a wacky group out there trying to portray PCW CEO Barack Obama as some paranoid delusional petulant narcissist by claiming he’s launched a website named “AttackWatch”.  And then this…

REPLAY: LAST THURSDAY

Suave starts to introduce hour number two when he’s violently yanked out of his chair by Attack Watch.  AW decks Suave with a wicked right hand and drags him up to the ring apron.  He places Suave in the piledriver position- head between his knees, and piledrives him through the broadcast table.

Attack Watch climbs into the ring and warns everyone that from this point forward, any attempt to besmirch the good name of the PCW CEO will be met with the same force he used to put Suave through the table.

Attack Watch: “Join me- and stop the attacks on PCW CEO Obama before they start.”

Suave: “If Attack Watch thought he could intimidate me into not speaking my mind, he has another thing coming.  And I ain’t the only one who feels this way.  Check out these tweets from over the weekend…

Leona Coyne:”Hey Attack Watch, my neighbor won’t give me all her money even though she makes more than me. Look into this please.”

Daggett D. Beaver: “Nobody is a better president than Obama. Seriously. I’d rather have nobody.”

James Taranto: “Of course Obama is for a Palestinian state. He’d carry it in ’012 for sure.”

Sam Valley: “A 8 year-old girl has set-up a lemonade stand on my block without a health permit … RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!!”

RFD America: “The neighbor lady made apple pie and flies the flag on the 4th of July. Investigate!”

“ENOUGH!”  Attack Watch storms out and goes after Suave.  Suave holds his ground.  Attack Watch grabs him by the throat and…

*Def Leppard‘s ‘Rock Rock Til You Drop plays*

Out comes ‘The Extreme Equalizer’ Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Attack Watch flings Suave down and dares WTF to come after him.

Charlie Blackwell (I) and ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (I) run in and clip Attack Watch’s knee.

WTF grabs Attack Watch by the throat…CHOKE SLAM THROUGH THE BROADCAST TABLE!

Crowd: PCW…PCW…PCW!”

COMMERCIAL BREAK

MATCH #1
Dawn McGill and
Svetlana Kovalevski (I) vs. The Triple Threat: ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas and Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (R) w/Sarah Mae Smith (R)
-McGill and Kovalevski are gunning for a shot at the PCW Women’s Title.
-Dallas and Jones look to stop them.

Tight match that swung back and forth before…

…Kovalevski gets back to her feet.  She launches Dallas across the ring with a huge belly-to-belly suplex.  Kovalevski goes for the cover.  Sarah Mae Smith puts Dallas’s foot on the ropes to break the count. Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen hits the ring.  Dragon Whip from Kovalevski to Dallas.  Dawn McGill in.  She nails Jones with a super kick.  Russian sickle by Kovalevski to Dallas.  She covers…1…2…3.

WINNER: Dawn McGill and Svetlana Kovalevski (I) @ 8:45

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Chris Christie (R-NJ) Promo
Christie:
“Leadership today in America has to be about doing the big things and being courageous. That’s what it has to be about. Same thing with health-benefit reform, which is an analogy to Medicaid and Medicare here in Washington. . . . [Don’t think] the public workers in New Jersey hold on any less strongly to the benefits that they get through the government. Teachers in New Jersey . . . pay nothing for their health insurance — nothing — from the day they are hired until the day they qualify for full family medical coverage that costs the state of New Jersey $24,000 per family. [If] you don’t think they’re holding on to that tight — you’re not paying attention. The battles are similar. . . .  PCW CEO Barack Obama says the big things are high-speed rail, the big things are high-speed Internet access for almost 80 percent of America or something by some date. One million electric cars on the road by some date. Ladies and gentlemen, that is the candy of American politics. Those are not the big things. Because let me guarantee you something, if we don’t fix the real big things, there are going to be no electric cars on the road. There is going to be no high-speed Internet access, or if there is, you’re not going to be able to afford to get on it. We are not going to be able to care about the niceties of life — the investments that Washington wants to continue to make. That’s not what we need to be talking about. No one is talking about it.

“What’s the truth that no one is talking about — here is the truth that no one is talking about: You’re going to have to raise the retirement age for Social Security. Oh, I just said it, and I’m still standing here! I did not vaporize into the carpeting, and I said it! We have to reform Medicare because it costs too much and it is going to bankrupt us. Once again lightning did not come through the windows and strike me dead. And we have to fix Medicaid because it’s not only bankrupting the federal government, it’s bankrupting every state government. There you go. If we’re not honest about these things, on the state level about pensions and benefits and on the federal level about Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid, we are on the path to ruin.”

COMMERCIAL BREAK

MAIN EVENT- TAG TEAM #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH
Corporate Might:  Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R) vs. Big Labor/Triple R (D) vs. California Teachers Union: ‘The Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta/Malibu Dusty (D)
-winner gets a title shot against Republican’s The Schmidt Brothers this weekend at PCW Lock and Load.

Early on, The CTU and Big Labor team up on Corporate Might while Triple R stays in his corner.

…Walstreit makes the tag to Big Oil and all hell breaks loose.  The Longshoremen: Pete and Russell (D) run in and assault Big Oil with a lead pipe.  Walstreit jumps in and hits an Asai DDT on one of the Longshoremen.  The CTU’s Malibu Dusty sets up Walstreit for a suicide dive.  The CTU’s Andy Golatta hits a ‘Foul Pole’ low blow.  The CTU double team Big Oil and and get the first elimination of the match.  Corporate Might (R) eliminated.

At that point, Triple R attacks Big Labor.  The CTU and the Longshoremen quadruple team Triple R.  Triple R is thrown from the ring and Big Labor follows with the Longshoremen.  They drag Triple R to the back and the CTU gets the win via count-out.

WINNER: The California Teacher’s Union (D) @ 8:21

Post match, PCW Tag Team Champions The Schmidt Brothers: Jack and Joe (R) and Ron Paul (R) along with Vince Vaughn???  VINCE VAUGHN?  The 4  do a Pearl Harbor job on the CTU and the Schmidts hit their upcoming challengers with a doubleteam Moneybomb.

The card for PCW Lock and Load this Sunday:
First round matches in PCW Lock and Load tournament
Daniel-San (I) w/Mrs. Miyagi vs. PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D)
‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) vs. ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D)

PCW Women’s Tag Team Title Match
PCW Women’s Tag Team Champions Merchants of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey (R) vs. TBA

PCW Tag Team Title Match
PCW Tag Team Champions The Schmidt Brothers: Jack and Joe (R) vs The California Teacher’s Union: ‘Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta and Malibu Dusty (D)

PCW King of Extreme Title Match
PCW King of Extreme Champion Keith Olbermann (D) vs. The Queen of Political Extreme Ann Coulter (R)

PCW Women’s Title Match
PCW Women’s Champion Callie Urban (D) vs. PCW’s Queen of Extreme Valora Salinas (I)

PCW Title Match
TBA vs. TBA

PCW on Attack Watch: PCW Week in Review

Thursday night on PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN
PCW CEO Barack Obama’s office
One half of the Political Pitbulls, James Carville (D-LA), is halfway out the door.

Carville: “…if you want to save your job, this is what you should do.  Fire somebody. No – fire a lot of people,  really.  Do it now.  Before it’s too late.”

End of PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN
Attack Watch comes out and gets in the ring with Blackwell.  Blackwell, backed by his Les Miserables, doesn’t back down.  Attack Watch smiles and attacks Blackwell.  The Les Miserables try to help but Attack Watch swats them away and then tosses them out of the ring.  Blackwell gets rammed headfirst into the corner turnbuckle and he’s woozy.  Attack Watch then whips him across the ring headfirst into the other corner turnbuckle.

This brings out ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido.  Escondido and AW trade punches.  AW kicks Escondido in the groin and then piledrives him.

This brings out Blackwell’s wife, Kenzie.  She pulls Escondido out of the ring and then tries to pull Charlie out.  Attack Watch stops her.  She yells at him and he pulls Kenzie into the ring.   Attack Watch lifts her over his shoulder…JACK KNIFE POWERBOMB!

McGillicutty is livid and starts shouting at AW to stop.  She then takes off running when Attack Watch comes towards her and that’s where the show ends.

Obama for PCW 2012 field director Jeremy Bird states that the goal is to fight back against attacks from GOP presidential contenders Mitt Romney and Rick Perry and conservative commentator Glenn Beck.   Bird adds Attack Watch is here in PCW to “support the truth” and “fight the smears.”  When asked if that meant taking out PCW TV commentator Johnny Suave,  Beck, ‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin, Independent Charlie Blackwell, ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido, and Blackwell’s wife Kenzie?, Bird deferred to deputy press secretary Katie Hogan who said, “Attack Watch is a tool providing our supporters with the vehicle they need to fight back against lies and distortions about PCW CEO’s record.”

The card for PCW Lock and Load next week:
First round matches in PCW Lock and Load tournament
Daniel-San (I) w/Mrs. Miyagi vs. PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D)
‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) vs. ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D)

PCW Women’s Tag Team Title Match
PCW Women’s Tag Team Champions Merchants of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey (R) vs. TBA

PCW Tag Team Title Match
PCW Tag Team Champions The Schmidt Brothers: Jack and Joe (R) vs TBA

PCW King of Extreme Title Match
PCW King of Extreme Champion Keith Olbermann (D) vs. The Queen of Political Extreme Ann Coulter (R)

PCW Women’s Title Match
PCW Women’s Champion Callie Urban (D) vs. PCW’s Queen of Extreme Valora Salinas (I)

PCW Title Match
TBA vs. TBA

After being left out in the cold by the retirement of the PCW Television title belt and denied an automatic entry into the Lock and Load Tournament, Daniel-San (I) took matters into his own hands and won his way into the tournament by defeating both of Paul Ryan’s Raiders: Nick Ray and Kevin Collins (R) and Triple R (D) Monday night.

Daniel-San faces the reigning PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D) in the first match of the night.  Tanaka is wrestling in his final PCW show before heading back to Japan.  A quick retrospective of the career of Yamamoto Tanaka in PCW:

First, Tanaka’s first title win…

Tanaka had been on the trail of ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism for several weeks before scoring a three-way match for the title along with Khalid-El.  After the Iranian was dispatched, Tanaka destroyed Chism to win the PCW Title.

Suave: “Tanaka’s first title reign would be surprisingly short thanks to a boycott of PCW’s Kingman, Arizona house show by the Democrats over Arizona’s enaction of a controversial immigration law.  Tanaka no-showed the event and under PCW rules he forfeited the title to Average Joe.”

Tanaka’s second title win…

Tanaka regained the PCW Title at Loose Cannons Unleashed 6 in an epic battle with Average Joe that lasted 11 hours and three days.

Suave: PCW Extreme Election Night 2010, the phenomenon known as Jill- Berg got her shot against Tanaka for the PCW title.  Tanaka came out for the match looking as if he’d been hit by a truck.   It was clear from the outset that something had taken place in the back before the match from the sluggish manner Tanaka moved in the ring.   Berg won in 41 seconds.  Then Triple R (D) and ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) both came out and took responsibility for the attack on Tanaka to get him out the way so one of them could win the PCW Title.

Tanaka’s third title win…

March 27, 2011 – In a wild match, Tanaka defeated Kevin Scott at PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction to become a three time PCW Champion.

Replay: Monday night:
California Teachers Union: ‘The Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta/Malibu Dusty (D) vs. Charlie Blackwell/’No Frills’ Chris Escondido (I)
…Escondido in control with a Boston Crab on Malibu Dusty.  Then two men rush the ring and assault Blackwell and Escondido.

Suave: “HOLY CRAP!  It’s the Longshoremen, Pete and Russell, from Longview, Washington.  We knew they were coming to PCW but not this soon!”

Malibu Dusty rolls Escondido over and gets the easy pinfall.

Corporate Might:  Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R) vs. Big Labor/Triple R (D).
This one never got started.  The Longshoremen (D) came back out again and attacked Big Oil and Walstreit.  After what went down with Independents Blackwell and Escondido earlier,  the entire Republican roster came out to take them on and it was just a bloody chaotic mess.

Suave states that now the PCW Competition Committee will have to decide how to handle this.

The PCW Competition Committee has made their decision and it will be a three way dance Monday night for the #1 contender’s spot and a shot at the PCW Tag Team title at Lock and Load next week.  So Monday night’s main event will be:

California Teachers Union: ‘The Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta/Malibu Dusty (D) vs. Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R) vs. Big Labor/Triple R (D)

The match may come down to the interference of the Longshoremen (D) who arrived in PCW with the same subtlety that Attack Watch did Thursday night…

BACKSTAGE
PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein tries to interview The Longshoremen.  Bernstein barely gets a word out and Russell and Pete attack him with f-bombs and other unpleasantries.  Finally, they lift Bernstein and give him the ‘ShipWreck’ on the floor and leave.

Other News:

1) Two wins for Republicans:
Bob Turner (R-NY) vs. David Weprin (D-NY)
Turner controlled the match for most of the way.  The finish came when…

…Weprin looking for a top rope powerbomb…Turner turns it into a top rope Frankensteiner for the pin…1…2…3.

Kate Marshall (D-NV) vs. Mark Amodei (R-NV)
This one wasn’t even close…

…Marshall walks over to Amodei and slaps him.   Amodei slaps on the sleeper hold.  The ref checks on Marshall!  He checks the arm! Once…twice…three times it falls.  He calls for the bell.

2) ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) reaffirmed his #1 Republican status
Scott also helped give Mitt Romney (R-MA) a boost.

Monday night during the Republican Rumble in Tampa
Scott vs. Texas Jack…again.   Back and forth.  Texas Jack to the top!  Scott stops him and gets a chair.  He smashes Jack with the chair, cover for 2.   Texas Jack gets a hold of the chair and blasts Scott with it.  Scott’s busted open.  Jack takes some of Scott’s blood and paints it on his face and chest war-paint style.  Jack with the chair again, swings, misses, and gets the ref instead.  Jack drills Scott with the chair again.  He goes for the pin…no ref! Jack covers again as ref is now up.  Scott kicks out.  They trade near falls and rollups before Jack gets caught in the American Stars and Fujiwama Arm Bar.  Jack passes out and gives Scott the win.

Tuesday Night at a PCW house show
…Texas Jack goes to the top, but Huntsman runs over and hits him with a campaign placard. Texas Jack no sells, does the 450 splash anyway.   Perry pulls Huntsman on Walker and Texas Jack hits both.   Texas Jack spears Walker through a table in the corner.   Cover…1…2…3.

3) The Mercenaries: Dawn McGill and Svetlana Kovalevski (I) aim for title
McGill and Kovalevski took a big step forward towards a PCW Women’s Tag Team title shot after defeating two other teams Thursday night.

…McGill and Kovalevski tie Code Pink to the TREE OF WOE and put a chair in front of her face.   Double baseball slide into the chair and Pink topples off the turnbuckle.

James and Rowe set Emily List up for…THE TARANTULA!  Rowe flips over the top rope and locks it in.   McGill covers Pink…1…2…3.  Women For Women Eliminated.

Chaos everywhere.  Kovalevski goes for top rope stunner.  Reversed by James.   James for her finisher…but Kovalevski grabs her…TWO HANDED FACE CLAW!  Rowe in the ring.  McGill tackles her…KATAHAJIME!  James taps.

PCW Rankings

PCW WORLD CHAMPION: ‘The Japanese SuperDestroyer’ Yamamoto Tanaka (D)
PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Callie Urban (D)
PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Jack and Joe Schmidt (R-Libertarian)
PCW WOMEN’S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Merchants of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey (R)

SINGLES CONTENDERS:
#1- ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R)
#2- O’Beck Bahama (D)
#3- Daniel-San (I)
#4- Texas Jack (R)
#5- Charlie Blackwell (I)

TAG TEAM CONTENDERS:
#1- California Teachers Union: ‘The Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta/Malibu Dusty (D)
#2- Corporate Might:  Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R)
#3- Big Labor/Triple R (D)
#4- Charlie Blackwell/’No Frills’ Chris Escondido (I)
#5- Paul Ryan’s Raiders: Nick Ray and Kevin Collins (R)

WOMEN’S CONTENDERS:
#1- Kathryn Randall Collins (D)
#2- Sarah Mae Smith (R)
#3- Valora Salinas (I)
#4- Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (R)
#5- Jackie Daniels (I)

PCW WOMEN’S TAG TEAM CONTENDERS:
#1- The Korver Sisters: Kelly and Korey Korver (D)
#2- The Triple Threat: ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas and Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (R)
#3- The Mercenaries: Dawn McGill and Svetlana Kovalevski (I)
#4- Women For Women: Code Pink and Emily List (D)
#5- The Pinups: Sabrina James and Alicia Rowe (I)

PCW KING OF EXTREME CHAMPION: Keith Olbermann (D)
#1- ‘The Queen of Political Extreme’ Ann Coulter (R)
#2- Glenn Beck (R)
#3-  Ed Schultz (D)
#4- Andrew Breitbart (R)
#5- Janeane Garofalo (D)

Attack Watch…Attacks!: 9/15-PCW Politics Is War on P-SPAN

PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN (2 hrs)
Emlenton Civic Center
Emlenton, PA
Thursday September 15th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave

Crowd: “PCW…PCW…PCW…”

Suave starts to introduce tonight’s show but all hell breaks loose backstage.

BACKSTAGE
Todd Palin flings Joe McGinniss, author of the upcoming biopic ‘The Rogue’- about his wife Sarah Palin, into the wall.  McGinniss is already busted wide open.  Palin then whips McGinniss into the opposite wall.   Palin tells him to stop stalking his family.  Then he picks up a steel chair and blasts him over the head with it.  Palin shouts at him that he has a creepy obsession with his wife- ‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin.  Palin pulls him up by the hair and throws him back at the other wall.

Finally, security and PCW personnel rush in and move Palin away.

Suave: “When the New York Times pans your conservative hit job book, you know you’ve got problems.”

Suave sends it to the ring.

MATCH #1
The Mercenaries: Dawn McGill and Svetlana Kovalevski (I) vs.
Women For Women: Code Pink and Emily List (D) vs. The Pinups: Sabrina James and Alicia Rowe (I)

Code Pink and List blast McGill and Kovalevski for coming to the ring wearing Army fatigues.   Then they criticize The Pinups for their ring attire which ‘promotes the objectification of women by men.’

McGill and Kovalevski looks at James and Rowe…they nod…and then they attack Women for Women.

…McGill and Kovalevski tie Code Pink to the TREE OF WOE and put a chair in front of her face.   Double baseball slide into the chair and Pink topples off the turnbuckle.

James and Rowe set Emily List up for…THE TARANTULA!  Rowe flips over the top rope and locks it in.   McGill covers Pink…1…2…3.  Women For Women Eliminated.

Chaos everywhere.  Kovalevski goes for top rope stunner.  Reversed by James.   James for her finisher…but Kovalevski grabs her…TWO HANDED FACE CLAW!  Rowe in the ring.  McGill tackles her…KATAHAJIME!  James taps.

WINNER: The Mercenaries (I) @ 8:36

Suave thinks the Mercenaries are gearing up for a title shot at PCW Lock and Load.

PCW CEO Barack Obama’s office
One half of the Political Pitbulls, James Carville (D-LA), is halfway out the door.

Carville: “…if you want to save your job, this is what you should do.  Fire somebody. No – fire a lot of people,  really.  Do it now.  Before it’s too late.”

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Suave reviews two matches that took place Tuesday night at a PCW house show…

Bob Turner (R-NY) vs. David Weprin (D-NY)
Turner controlled the match for most of the way.  The finish came when…

…Weprin looking for a top rope powerbomb…Turner turns it into a top rope Frankensteiner for the pin…1…2…3.  

WINNER: Bob Turner (R-NY) @ 8:25

Kate Marshall (D-NV) vs. Mark Amodei (R-NV)
This one wasn’t even close…

…Marshall walks over to Amodei and slaps him.   Amodei slaps on the sleeper hold.  The ref checks on Marshall!  He checks the arm! Once…twice…three times it falls.  He calls for the bell.

WINNER: Mark Amodei (R-NV) @ 1:01

Suave notes it’s been a tough week for the Democrats.

BACKSTAGE
Paige McGillicuty, subbing for PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein after he was assaulted by The Longshoremen (D) Monday night on PCW Extreme Political TV, talks with Henry Waxman (D-CA).

Waxman said the Democrats would be back.  “The Republicans want us to repeal the 20th century, the New Deal, the Fair Deal, to turn us back to the robber barons running the country, and to eviscerate the environmental and other regulations to protect public health and safety.  And to cut spending in ways that would be very harmful to people who rely on government.”

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Howard Schultz (the CEO of Starbucks) in the ring.  Schultz pledges no donations until PCW has a bipartisan financial-security plan and a commitment to accelerating job growth.  He wants to know if anyone else will sign that pledge too?

Schultz:  “Why would I turn to activism? Because, like so many Americans, I’m outraged. Four billion dollars was spent during the 2008 election cycle, and an estimated $5.5 billion will be spent for 2012. Meanwhile, people are out of work, the economy continues to flounder, and nothing’s getting done in Washington. This is no longer a crisis of leadership. It’s an emergency. The lack of cooperation and irresponsibility among our officials today, as they have put partisan agendas before the people’s agenda, is stunning and outrageous. Just think about what all that campaign money could do for the education system, for the social services that our politicians are poised to cut. Just think about how petty bickering in the halls of Congress has degraded the brand reputation of PCW around the world. This might be the leadership we have come to expect, but it’s not what we deserve.”

MATCH #2
Texas Jack (R) w/Rick Perry (R-TX) vs. Jamie Walker (R) w/Jon Huntsman (R-UT)

-Texas Jack looking to bounce back from his first PCW loss.  Walker is just looking for a win, period.  It’s not looking good for both Walker and his benefactor Jon Huntsman right now.

…Texas Jack goes to the top, but Huntsman runs over and hits him with a campaign placard. Texas Jack no sells, does the 450 splash anyway.   Perry pulls Huntsman on Walker and Texas Jack hits both.   Texas Jack spears Walker through a table in the corner.   Cover…1…2…3.

WINNER: Texas Jack @ 4:17

Perry holds Texas Jack’s arm up in the air.  The Perry contingent in the crowd start to chant: “We got Jesus (clap, clap, clap-clap-clap)  We got Jesus (clap, clap, clap-clap-clap).”

BACKSTAGE
Paige McGillicutty is with some guy dressed in red and black.  ‘AW’ is stenciled across the front of his shirt.  Paige asks him who he is.

The man answers that he is…

Attack Watch: “Get the facts. Fight the smears . . . and help stop the attacks on PCW CEO Barack Obama before they start.”

McGillicutty is speechless.

Suave: “Paige, ask him this.  Someone should let the Obama folks know that there’s a wacky group out there trying to portray PCW CEO Barack Obama as some paranoid delusional petulant narcissist by claiming he’s launched a website named “AttackWatch”.

Angry, Attack Watch walks away from McGillicutty.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Suave starts to introduce hour number two when he’s violently yanked out of his chair by Attack Watch.  AW decks Suave with a wicked right hand and drags him up to the ring apron.  He places Suave in the piledriver position- head between his knees, and piledrives him through the broadcast table.

Attack Watch climbs into the ring and warns everyone that from this point forward, any attempt to besmirch the good name of the PCW CEO will be met with the same force he used to put Suave through the table.

Attack Watch: “Join me- and stop the attacks on PCW CEO Obama before they start.”

The PCW Clean Up Crew and medical personnel rush to Suave’s aid.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Suave gets stretchered out.

BACKSTAGE
Attack Watch has Glenn Beck (R) up in the air with a double handed choke.   He slams him through a food table causing an explosion of flying food.

Paige McGillicutty comes out and takes over the announcing duties.  She notes that the next match was taped Monday night after PCW Extreme Political TV went off the air.

MATCH #3
REPUBLICAN RUMBLE from Tampa, Florida
’Pizza Delivery Guy’ Josh Jackson- representing Herman Cain
’American Citizen’ Kevin Scott- representing Mitt Romney
Jack Schmidt- representing Ron Paul
Texas Jack- representing Rick Perry
Dann Armey- representing Rick Santorum
Average Joe- representing Michele Bachmann
Brad Company- representing Newt Gingrich
Jamie Walker- representing Jon Huntsman

Walker quickly eliminated.  Texas Jack spent most of the match fending off challengers.  Dann Armey was the next to go.  Then Brad Company and ‘Pizza Delivery Guy’ Josh Jackson.

Michele Bachmann up on the ring apron with a 2 x 4.  She tries to take Texas Jack out.  Jack ducks and Bachmann clobbers her own wrestler, Average Joe of the Tea Party, instead.    Texas Jack heaves Average Joe over the top and he’s gone.

Down to Jack Schmidt (Ron Paul), ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (Mitt Romney), and Texas Jack (Rick Perry).   Schmidt suplexes Scott onto a ladder.  Schmidt throws Texas Jack through a table in the corner.  Schmidt goes to throw Texas Jack out.  Scott nails him from behind.  Scott and Texas Jack throw Schmidt through another table- this one outside the ring.   Schmidt’s out.

Scott vs. Texas Jack…again.   Back and forth.  Texas Jack to the top!  Scott stops him and gets a chair.  He smashes Jack with the chair, cover for 2.   Texas Jack gets a hold of the chair and blasts Scott with it.  Scott’s busted open.  Jack takes some of Scott’s blood and paints it on his face and chest war-paint style.  Jack with the chair again, swings, misses, and gets the ref instead.  Jack drills Scott with the chair again.  He goes for the pin…no ref! Jack covers again as ref is now up.  Scott kicks out.  They trade near falls and rollups before Jack gets caught in the American Stars and Fujiwama Arm Bar.  Jack passes out and gives Scott the win.

WINNER: Kevin Scott (R) @ 14:42

Mitt Romney (R-MA) gets in the ring and is very pleased with the results.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

BACKSTAGE
Attack Watch has ‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin (R-AK) up in a double handed choke slam position and puts her through another food table.

McGillicutty can’t believe what she’s seeing.  Then ‘Can You Hear the People Sing?’ from the musical ‘Les Miserables’ plays and Charlie Blackwell (I) limps to the ring.  Blackwell’s bandaged up from the attack on him by The Longshoremen (D-WA) Monday night.

Blackwell: “I know there’s been a lot of concern about how much a candidate ingrains him or herself with the religious right, fundamentalists, and the like. Personally, I’m more concerned about the political correctness left. If there’s truly a threat to your ability to think for yourself and engage in a free form exchange of political ideas, it’s coming from a political correctness movement who want to determine what’s right and wrong according to their agenda.  Hence the appalling violence on those speaking their mind by Attack Watch (D) tonight.  The PC movement is more dangerous simply because many of them are already ingrained in government; the so-called fundamentalists have long since been marginalized.

This ongoing demonization of the Tea Party, by left wing insufferable elitists and collegiate sociologists who have nothing in common with the people they purport to be studying and have their own agenda in mind to push. It’s another stark example of why we can’t have a rational conversation about politics because the purpose is now to conjure up ways of discrediting and destroying your adversary instead of debating ideas back and forth.

98% of people who are part of the Tea Party are fed up not with America itself but a corrupt political culture that’s completely disenfranchised middle America and has done so for the past 25 years. They are fed up with government spending more than what we bring in. They’re fed up with government allowing big money special interest groups to feed at will at the federal trough while middle America can’t keep up with the rising cost of living because thanks to insufferable elitists like Al Gore, who told us NAFTA was a good idea, much of the good paying middle class jobs left the country just like Ross Perot warned they would-”

Attack Watch comes out and gets in the ring with Blackwell.  Blackwell, backed by his Les Miserables, doesn’t back down.  Attack Watch smiles and attacks Blackwell.  The Les Miserables try to help but Attack Watch swats them away and then tosses them out of the ring.  Blackwell gets rammed headfirst into the corner turnbuckle and he’s woozy.  Attack Watch then whips him across the ring headfirst into the other corner turnbuckle.

This brings out ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido.  Escondido and AW trade punches.  AW kicks Escondido in the groin and then piledrives him.

This brings out Blackwell’s wife, Kenzie.  She pulls Escondido out of the ring and then tries to pull Charlie out.  Attack Watch stops her.  She yells at him and he pulls Kenzie into the ring.   Attack Watch lifts her over his shoulder…JACK KNIFE POWERBOMB!

McGillicutty is livid and starts shouting at AW to stop.  She then takes off running when Attack Watch comes towards her and that’s where the show ends.

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