PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN Report
Rossview High School Gym
Thursday March 15th, 2012
Host: Johnny Suave
The PCW Roadshow Across America Tour rolled into Clarksville, Tennessee on its way back north towards Chicago and Tuesday night’s big show in Chicago.
End of Tuesday night’s PCW Alabama Getaway Show
…Tanaka eats a boot to the face. Knee clip by A-Bomb and cover…1…2…Tanaka powers out. A-Bomb goes for the Atomic Power Bomb but Tanaka blocks it. Tanaka charges. MISSES! Tanaka staggers out of the corner…ATOMIC POWER BOMB! Romney calls for help but Santorum comes over and battles him on the ring apron. A-Bomb lifts Tanaka a second time…ATOMIC POWER BOMB #2! Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit runs to the apron (why), and eats the rope assisted DDT from Daisy Cutter-Bomb.
A-Bomb covers! 1…2…3! Rick Santorum climbs into the ring and celebrates with A-Bomb.
Romney 474, Santorum 228, Gingrich 137, Paul 64
Mitt Romney Promo
Romney (R-MA) says the whole math about who’ll have enough points to claim the Republican nod is an ‘insiders’ game.
Romney: But I think PCW wants to see someone who has the leadership, skill and experience to defeat Barack Obama in November, and a vision of conservatism that will get PCW back on track again.
Suave notes that Romney has made the whole ‘math’ equation a centerpiece of his argument.
Romney: I can’t tell you exactly how the process is going to work. But I bet I’m gonna become the nominee – I sure hope I’m gonna become the nominee and if I am, I’m gonna be a strong nominee.
Suave: Mitt, the populist? Really?
(1) PCW Television Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) w/the Skanky Rich Bimbos: Kim and Chloe retained over Mitch Thomas- American Taxpayer.
Chism won thanks to a Congressional Budget Office report issued this week says that 3 million to 5 million people could move from employer-based health care plans to government-based programs as the Affordable Care Act takes effect. And in the worst-case scenario, it could be as many as 20 million AND The Congressional Budget Office said Friday that President Barack Obama’s tax and spending policies will yield $6.4 trillion in deficits over the next decade, more than double the shortfall in CBO’s own fiscal baseline — even after taking credit for reduced war costs.
Oh, and the fact that the Skanky Rich Bimbos both ripped off their tops causing the American Taxpayer to become distracted and prompting Suave to bellow…
Suave: WARDROBE MALFUNCTION! WARDROBE MALFUNCTION!
Romney Promo #2
‘The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney talks with PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein about rising fuel prices. Romney called Energy Secretary Steven Chu, Interior Secretary Ken Salazar, and Environmental Protection Agency administrator Lisa Jackson the ‘gas hike trio’ and said they should be fired for wanting energy prices to go up.
Corporate Might’s Big Oil (R), a member of the Republican Establishment, came out and tried to tamp down Romney’s remarks.
Big Oil: He doesn’t really mean that. Lower energy prices equals less money for me.
Romney: Barack Obama has now decided that gasoline prices should come down. Well, the gas hike trio has been going in the other direction. Time for them to go, probably hand in their resignations if he’s really serious about that.
Big Oil: Shhhhhhhhhh…
Suave: Did I miss something? Is Sarah Palin running for office again? An attack ad? Seriously?
(2) PCW’s Queen of Extreme Valora Salinas (I) def. Code Pink (D).
Before the match, Code Pink apologized to the audience for her recent actions that accident left one of her Glitter Bombs in the hands of Salinas.
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Pink and Emily S. List (D) hit the ring. Valora dumps Chism, grabs his Television Title belt and decks both women with the belt. She delivers a double DDT and then tears the glitter bomb away from Code Pink. Chism tries to pull himself up but Valora lights up the Glitter Bomb and the Television Champion goes right back down. She leaves the ring with the TV belt to a standing ovation from the crowd.
Code Pink vowed she’d make things right during her match tonight. Then, she proceeded to get dismantled by the PCW Queen of Extreme. Emily S. List came in late to try and help but Valora Border Tossed her out of the ring.
Valora again challenged PCW Television Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism to a rematch.
PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL)
Obama talks with PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein backstage. He calls the Republicans ‘flat-earthers’ and then says this…
Obama: One of my predecessors, Rutherford B. Hayes, reportedly said about the telephone, ‘It’s a great invention, but who would ever want to use one?’ That’s why he’s not on Mount Rushmore because he’s looking backwards. He’s not looking forwards. He’s explaining why we can’t do something, instead of why we can do something.
Suave: WHAT? Okay, first an attack ad on someone not running for public office. Now, he’s attacking a former president…from 1877-1881? Who’s from Ohio- a swing state?
Hayes, in fact, was such a technology buff that he installed the first telephone in the White House. A list of telephone subscribers published in the article “The Telephones Comes to Washington,” by Richard T. Loomis, shows that the White House was given the number “1.” . . .
Note that Hayes first tried the “wonderful” telephone at the end of June, and then had it installed in the White House just four months later. So, rather than “not looking forwards,” as Obama put it, Hayes quickly embraced the new technology. . . .
The president in particular has a responsibility to get historical facts right, and in this case he got them completely backwards. Obama mocked Hayes for “looking backwards … not looking forwards.”
Suave: Oops. Here’s the thing and Jennifer Rubin in the Washington Post is right- what if George W. Bush or Sarah Palin had said this? What would the reaction be? And attacking former presidents who haven’t been president in over 120 years? What’s next? Two guys kissing at a Rick Santorum rally?
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(3) PCW Tag Team Champions Big Union: ‘The Self Described Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D) vs. Charlie Blackwell and Mike the Mechanic (AmHeart)
The match goes to a no contest when again Scott Walker’s (R-WI) Rangers hit the ring. Suave indentifies the duo as the Walker Brothers- Ronnie and John…
From PCW Extreme Political TV- January 11th, 2012
Big Labor lays out Ronnie Walker with a Scabbuster and then turns to John Walker and smiles. He lifts Ronnie up a second time and hits him with a second Scabbuster.
Suave: “JUST PIN HIM ALREADY!”
Big Labor makes the cover…1…2…NO! Big Labor pulls Ronnie up at the last second. He calls for a microphone and tells the Walkers they showed some guts in showing up here to get their ass handed to them a second time. Big Labor tells John to pledge his allegience to the true Savior of the Middle Class…
Suave: “That’s Self Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class.”
…or else he’ll spike his brother a third time. John turns to the crowd for help.
Big Labor: “You don’t put your faith in the hands of some rabbling scabs. You put your faith in me.”
Yeah, those guys. So now, they’re under the tutelage of Wisconsin’s Scott Walker and attack Big Union causing the match to be scuttled. Could Big Union and the Walkers be on a collision course? Stay tuned.
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