HOLY CRAP! PCW Healthcare Upheld!

Thursday June 28th, 2012

Red Brand Show
Time Warner Arena
Charlotte, NC

The Red Brand portion of the show featured little wrestling and lots of high drama.  The PCW Competition Committee heatly debated sanctions against PCW Legal’s Eric Holder over the ‘Fast and Furious‘ operation with the Democrats calling the whole thing a ‘witch hunt.’ 

Then Brian Terry’s family makes a statement.  “The Terry family takes no pleasure in the contempt vote against Eric Holder.  Such a vote should not have been necessary. The Justice department should have released the documents related to Fast and Furious months ago.  Eric Holder’s refusal to do so and PCW CEO Obama’s assertion of executive privilege have stood in the way of justice and the answers we seek into the death of fallen Border Patrol Agent Brian Terry.”

Then Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) steps and declares that the Democrats want justice for Brian Tay…er…Terry.  That nearly sets off a brawl before PCW Competiton Committee Chief John Boehner (R-OH) forces the issue and a vote is held.   

Pelosi leads the Democrats as they walk out of the building and Holder is indeed held in comtempt. 

(1) Brad Company beat Frankie of the Jersey Boyz (R)  
Company, not in a good mood as he waited for the PCW Super Court to rule on his suit against PCW CEO Barack Obama’s Healthcare plan, wasted no time getting into the ring.  Frankie came out and gave Company a fist pump. Company returned the favor and fist pumped into a right hand to Frankie.  Company gets the pin on a Sunset Flip @ 2:45.

(2) Jill-Berg (R) defeats Weathergirl Hallie 
Spear.  Jackhammer Slam.  Cover.  Pin.  @ :28

(3) Main Street Mafia: Russ Smith and Brian King vs. 2 Live Gurus: Self help experts Guy Forgette and Jar Jar Banks- no contest
As with what went down Monday night, Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Arizona Rough Justice  (Republicans D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice- two former police officers fired due to their ‘extreme’ brand of justice) interfere and assault the 2 Live Gurus.  Again, the Main Street Mafia come to their aid and the match is thrown out @ 5:00.

And then the moment everyone was waiting for- the PCW Super Court’s Decision on PCW CEO Barack Obama’s Healthcare Plan.  Brad Company walks out and then the 9 members of the Super Court follow in suit led by Chief Justice John Roberts.

The Super Court renders the verdict.  Roberts calls off each Justice by name and asks them ‘yea’ or ‘nay’ on PCW CEO Obama’s healthcare plan.  Ginsberg: ‘Yea.’  Breyer: ‘Yea.’  Sotomayer: ‘Yea.’ Kagen: ‘Yea.’  Kennedy: “No.’

The Democrats in the crowd groan.  

Roberts continues.  Thomas: ‘No.’  Alito: ‘No.’  Scalia: ‘No @#@#0-ing way.’  Roberts reminds Scalia that yea or nay is suffice.  Scalia: ‘No.’ 

It comes down to Roberts.  ‘N-n-n-n-…’  Immediately, CNN’s reporter takes off to file his report.  ‘…yea!’

Blue Brand Show
United Center
Chicago, IL

PCW CEO Barack Obama watches the results on CNN and then takes to the ring to denounce the Super Court ruling…well, until someone tells him that CNN royally screwed up and the Super Court actually upheld the healthcare inititive.

This sets off a wild celebration inside the United Center.  Obama then says that the Healthcare plan may not be the most popular thing to do but it is the right thing.

3) Andy Golatta of Big Union defeated the Green World Order’s ‘Radishing’ Rick Rube-Agronomist with the Foul Pole.
Union Referee Earl Schlagel told several fans to “f— off” during the match because they accused him of favoring Golatta.  The match broke down late when Republicans led by Rush Limbaugh and irate over the PCW Healthcare ruling stormed the match and all hell broke loose. 

In the end, the match was decided the old fashioned way by Olympic rules and a coin flip was held to determine the winner.  Golatta @ 9:43.

Charlie Blackwell of the American Heartland Coalition arrives at the United Center with his wife Kenzie and Blackwell’s Les Miserables.  Blackwell and wife pass through but the Les Miserables are turned away by security and barred from the buildling. 

Quick replay of Triple R’s (D) sneak attack on Blackwell Monday night.

(4) Triple R (D) vs. Charlie Blackwell- no contest
Blackwell had Triple R defeated but the PCW Blue Brand Champion “The One Man Hollywood A-List” Stone Chism (D) runs out and makes the save.  He throws Blackwell out of the ring and then attacks Triple R as both men renew a long standing feud between them.

To make matters worse, Ann Coulter (R) leads a squad of pissed off Republicans over the Healthcare ruling and attack both Triple R and Chism.  Finally, PCW security runs out to restore order and the match is thrown out at 15:24.

(5) Daniel-San (D) defeated Big Labor (D)
Daniel-San flipped out of a brainbuster and slapped on the LaBell Lock for the win @ 10:06

Brad Company is out in the parking lot after the show.  He opens up the envelope and frowns when he looks at his check and finds nearly half of his earnings gone for taxes.

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