PCW Update: Political Heat Inching Up for Upcoming Night of Champion

After a long and drawn out negotiation between PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL) and the PCW Competition Committee Chief John Boehner (R-OH), it was announced last Thursday that Night of Champions will be held on August 15th with all titles to be defended.

Here are the current rankings:

PCW WORLD CHAMPION: The Sanderman (D)
#1 SINGLES CONTENDER: Yamamoto Tanaka (R)
-Tanaka will get a stiff challenge for the #1 contender slot from the PCW Blue Brand Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D)- if both can survive their own challengers.  The Sanderman has kept a low profile after what went down at PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed 8.

FROM PCW LOOSE CANNONS UNLEASHED 8- MATCH #6 PCW Title Match: The Sanderman (D) (c) vs. ‘The Japanese SuperDestroyer’ Yamamoto Tanaka (R)

Can Tanaka pick up a second belt and become a four time PCW champion?

Not tonight. Wasserman-Schultz, Harry Reid, and Nancy Pelosi come to the ring and order The Sanderman back to the dressing room. The crowd goes nuts as the referee counts him out and awards the match to Tanaka.

Suave: But The Sanderman keeps the title belt because Tanaka didn’t pin him.

John Boehner (R-OH) and Mitch McConnell (R-KY) fly down the aisle to the ring to argue with the referee.

Finally, PCW Legal Counsel Eric Holder is called to the ring to mediate the controversy. He listens to Boehner and McConnell and then rules in favor of the PCW Champion The Sanderman (D). Boehner and McConnell can’t believe it and Holder makes a…fast and furious…exit.

Suffice to say, The Sanderman won’t be able to pull that trick again at Night of Champions. 

PCW BLUE CHAMPION: ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D)
#1 BLUE BRAND CONTENDER: TBD
-Chism is in the cross-hairs of Triple R (D)- the darling of the hardcore Democrats who don’t think Obama is going far enough in taking on the Republicans.  Look for Triple R to become the #1 contender and set up what could be an epic match up with Chism for the Blue Brand title.

PCW RED CHAMPION: ‘The Japanese SuperDestroyer’ Yamamoto Tanaka (R)
#1 RED BRAND CONTENDER: TBD
-Tanaka was the odds on favorite to get a crack at his fourth PCW title run but now the return of the Original Rookie Sensation and PCW Hall of Famer Starz N. Stripes (Kevin Scott) has murkied the waters a bit.  With Mitt Romney (R-MA) taking hit after hit from Obama on ‘outsourcing the PCW Red Brand Title’ to Tanaka, it does potentially open the door for Starz to get the Red belt and another shot at the PCW Title. 

PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Miss USA
#1 WOMEN’S TITLE CONTENDER: TBD
-Two words- Jill Berg.  Ms. Berg (R) has returned to PCW and has her eye set on the gold.  However, Democrat Code Pink made it clear over the weekend at a PCW Blue Brand house show that she believes the road to the women’s title is painted with the color pink.   

PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Scott Walker’s Rangers: John and Ronnie Walker (R)
#1 TAG TEAM CONTENDER: Big Union: ‘The Self Described Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D)
-Big Union desperately want to get their rematch with Scott Walker’s Rangers and it appears they will do so at Night of Champions.  Expect Eric Holder and the Department of Justice (D) to clear out any and all challengers to give Big Union a clean road to a title shot.

PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION: Dawn McGill
#1 TELEVISION TITLE CONTENDER: TBD
-Expect a challenger to shortly emerge for McGill’s TV belt

Tomorrow night on PCW Extreme Political TV:
-as the controversy over the Obamacare ruling still rages on, Brad Company has teamed up with Mitch Thomas- The American Taxpayer to form the tag team Common Sense Coalition.  They will challenge the Department of Justice tomorrow night on PCW Extreme Political TV.  No word on whether Sheriff Joe Arpaio and Arizona Rough Justice (R) will be in the house.
-the return to action of PCW Hall of Famer and the Original Rookie Sensation, Starz N. Stripes (R)
-Dawn McGill defends the PCW TV belt for the first time

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