Suave: “What the Hell is Going On Here?”

The Voice of PCW Johnny Suave commented about the stunning turn of events on PCW Extreme Political TV the past two weeks.

July 30th Edition-PCW Extreme Political TV
Dawn McGill Throws Down the Gauntlet
McGill: Ladies and gentlemen, there are good people in this room who’ve been left behind as Democrats and Republicans both run PCW at their expense. They don’t want two parties to dominate PCW against the greater good. They don’t want political gamesmanship to trump doing what’s right for everyone. They don’t want PCW partisanship to keep them off the Red Brand and Blue Brand tours and away from opportunities to win title belts. If this is the path that both factions lead us, then the Democrats and Republican can both KISS MY ASS!

The crowd roars when McGill throws the former television title belt on the mat. McGill kneels and puts masking tape on the belt. Then she takes the sharpie and writes on it.

McGill: Let the Republicans and Democrats take their titles. Tonight is a night that I draw a line in the sand. Tonight, I start a revolution that will bring back common sense to PCW and stop putting Democrats and Republicans above all else. Tonight, let the new era begin: the era of a PCW of the people, by the people, and for the people. The era of the PCW Heartland Title!

She raised the title belt with PCW Heartland champion written on the masking tape covering up ‘television champion.’

McGill: This is the only title that matters. The ‘People’s’ title. The PCW Heartland Title!

August 7th Edition-PCW Extreme Political TV
Daniel-San Becomes William Daniels Bryan
Daniel-San:
From this point forward, you can call me William Bryan. Daniel-San is no more. It is for the common man that I make my stand here tonight. They do not come as aggressors. Their war is not a war of conquest; they are fighting in the defense of our homes, our families, and posterity. They have petitioned, and their petitions have been scorned; they have entreated, and their entreaties have been disregarded; they have begged, and were mocked when their calamity came. We beg no longer; we entreat no more; we petition no more. We defy them!

Bryan pointed at Holder and held up the gold belt.

Bryan: We defy you! Having behind us the masses of this nation who support PCW, the laboring interests, and the toilers everywhere, we answer your demand for the return of this golden belt by saying to you: “You shall not press down upon the brow of labor this crown of thorns; you shall not crucify mankind for a belt of gold.”

Bryan threw the belt down at Holder’s feet and then placed his hands to his temples with his fingers extended. Then he extended his arms to his sides straight out to his body and held the pose for several seconds while the audience watched in dead silence.

Suave: With the Democrats and Republicans consolidating the titles in their respective camps, the Independents have essentially retaliated by taking over the PCW Extreme Political TV show.   Now that PCW has fractured into three distinct shows, it’ll be interesting to see how both Obama and Romney react.  Will they both try to reach out and bring the independents back into their fold?  Or are we going to be treated to a three way war going into November’s PCW Extreme Election Night 2012?

Stay tuned.

Tonight on PCW Politics is War:
-Big Missouri Republican 3 Way Dance for shot at Claire McCaskill (D-MO) in November at PCW Extreme Election Night 2012
-Republicans Linda McMahon and Christopher Shays (R-CT) face off
-Is Mitt Romney (R-MA) any closer to choosing his aide de camp candidate?
-Fallout from the PCW Independent revolt.

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