Romney Accepts- P.M.C. Banks New PCW Red Brand Champion

TAMPA — On a night where ‘The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA) officially accepted the nod to challenge PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL) for the top job in Political Championship Wrestling, the Republican Establishment came through in spades for new PCW Red Brand Champion P.M.C. Banks (R).

Banks defeated long time Republican stalwart Starz N. Stripes at the 17:33 with the Foreclosure in match that saw a lot of extracurricular activity including:
- a Ron Paul (R-TX) run-in by the New Libertarian Army (Jack and Bull Schmidt) where Jack tried to join the match but was sent to the back by Republican referee J. Michael Mitchell.
- Code Pink (D) somehow snuck into the building and tried to Glitter Bomb Banks.  But PCW Women’s Champion Jill Berg (R) hit the ring and brawled with Pink all the way to the back.
-Occupy Wall Street’s Nate, Shane, and Adam also tried to make their way to the ring but where cut off and beaten back by venerable actor Clint Eastwood and several former Olympians. 
-Finally, Paul Ryan’s Raiders (Nick Ray and Kevin Collins) (R) distract the referee allowing Banks to Foreclose on Starz for the win.

Next week: the Democrats meet in Charlotte and PCW Blue Brand Champion Triple R (D) challenges PCW Champion The Sanderman (D) for the title.

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