Obama/Romney Pre-Debate Fun

Last week on PCW:
-’Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann touted to the PCW crowd his PG, family friendly philosophy.  Unfortunately, PG only lasted a whopping few seconds when Corporate Might came out to beat down Brad Romance after Romance got in McMann’s grill and cussed him out.
-PCW Executive Committee Chair Harry Reid (D-NV) and Competition Committee Chair John Boehner (R-OH) worked with PCW Legend Dr. Bill to try and smooth down the divisiveness.  Of course, it didn’t work until Dr. Bill took the pair to mudwrestling night at a local bar.  Both Reid and Boehner jumped into the mud pit and slung mud at each other…kind of like what’s going on in the 2012 election.
-Democrat Brendan Irving continued his winning ways.  ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) continued to remind him through physical cues that he has seniority over the young wrestler.
-Kathryn Randall Collins (D) made her PCW return and joined in the fun as fellow Democrat C.J. Lewis battled Independent ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin for position to challenge PCW Women’s Champion Jill Berg (R).

PCW Extreme Political TV
Mullins Center
Amherst, MA
Monday, October 1, 2012
Host: Johnny Suave

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your *Brad* romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your *Brad* romance

Brad Romance walks out as the Lady Gaga smash ‘Bad Romance‘ plays.

I want your love and
I want your revenge
You and me could write a *Brad* romance
(Oh-oh-oh–oh-oooh!)
I want your love and
All your lovers’ revenge
You and me could write a *Brad* romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a *Brad* romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a *Brad* romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your *Brad* romance

Romance calls out ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann and his “PG family friendly bull-####.  Republican Chairman Reince Priebus comes out and says McMann refused to set foot in the building tonight after what happened last week and will only appear at the shows sponsored by the Koch Brothers from now on.

P.M.C. Banks (R) comes out and challenges Romance.

(1) P.M.C. Banks (R) vs. Brad Romance
Banks wins with the ‘Foreclosure’ at 7:00.

Banks challenges PCW Champion Triple R (D) to come in and fight.


Road Rage Randy (Triple R)  (D)

Triple R obliges and walks to the ring with PCW Executive Committee Chair Harry Reid (D-NV) and Nancy Pelosi (D-CA).   The crowd boos and Pelosi shouts down the audience before heading into a spiel about the Republican’s ‘broken relationship’ with PCW.   Triple R says he doesn’t give a damn about PCW- only that it’s  “awesome” that he finally has what was long ago rightfully his- the PCW title.

Banks, joined by Mitch ‘It’s Your Constitutional Right to Spend Money to Buy Political Influence Because it’s Free Speech’ McConnell (R-KY) and PCW Competition Committee Chair John Boehner (R-OH), brings up an important fact that everyone seems to have forgotten…HE IS AN AWESOME BUSINESSMAN!  He tells Triple R that he is the future of PCW and that he is just holding the belt for him short term.

Forgetting their bonding session in the mud pit last week, Boehner starts arguing with Reid about the PCW title while Banks and Triple R stare each other down.

Suave notes that PCW Champion Triple R and P.M.C. Banks are on a collision course for next month at Extreme Election Night 2012.

Suave then announces that tonight is the first of three ‘job interviews’ that ‘Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA) and reigning PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL) will undergo before next month’s PCW Extreme Election Night 2012.  Both Romney and Obama are in the back preparing themselves.

(2) C.J. Lewis (D) vs. ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin
Lewis is the former Hooter’s waitress turned wrestler while Martin is a former pizza delivery driver.  This is a rematch from last week’s match where Democrats Code Pink and Emily S. List interfered and Kathryn Randall Collins returned.

katie collins
Kathryn Randall Collins (D)

KRC came to ringside and basically lost it by the halfway point of the match.  She attacked Tessa and hits the White Russian Leg Sweep.  This brings out Heartland Champion Dawn McGill…


Heartland Champion Dawn McGill

McGill canes KRC.  Code Pink & Emily S. List (D) get involved and get caned too. McGill brawls with KRC while Lewis and Martin go to the crowd.  Finally, McGill and KRC brawl to the back.

Emily S. List sneaks in a Superkick on the ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl.  Lewis covers but Tessa kicks out.  Martin goes for the Pizza Cutter but Lewis slips out.  Code Pink Glitter Bombs Martin and blinds her.  Lewis hits the Last Call for the win.

Out walks Barack Obama’s aide de camp Joe Biden. (D-DE).  Biden says that ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin got buried as bad as the middle class has over the past four years.

Suave: “Huh?”

Backstage
PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein talks with Mitt Romney.  Mitt tries to lessen the expectations for tonight’s job interview by saying that Obama has a built-in advantag being the current PCW CEO.  He tells Bernstein he’s not going for the knockout punch tonight and hopes to hang in there with Obama.

(3) American Heartland Coalition: Charlie Blackwell and Mike the Mechanic w/Tequila Sheila vs. Big Union: Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker w/ the King of Labor Richard Trumka (D)
Blackwell gets pissed that Big Labor is ignoring him and drills him with a steel folding chair!  Big Labor heels on Mike the Mechanic and spits on Tequila Sheila. Big Labor takes Mike to the outside and murders him with a chair and a table.

Finally, Blackwell gets on the mic and says that if Big Labor wants to get hardcore and bash chairs, he’ll join him. Blackwell jumps in and takes control with a corner attack until James the Jeep Worker pulls him to the outside. They brawl through the crowd and James busts Blackwell open with an X-Box.

Back in the ring, slingshot backdrop by Big Labor sends Mike the Mechanic onto a chair. As he sits there, Big Labor dropkicks him off of it.

Blackwell DDT’s James the Jeep Worker onto the X-Box and then drags him back to the ring.

Mike the Mechanic hits a neck breaker on Big Labor after Tequila Sheila sprayed hairspray in his face with hairspray.  Trumka grabs Sheila and DDT’s her.  Blackwell hits the Drop Toe Hold on Big Labor onto the open chair and Mike covered.

Trumka hit the ring again along with the Democrat wrestlers and attack the American Heartlanders.

Two men come out and unroll a white carpet to the ring steps. Dancers then dance. Ballet dancers…ballet? Little children walk up the white carpet and drop rose petals. Someone lets loose some pigeons…not sure just how they’ll get out of the building. The crowd stands as PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL) appears. Behind Obama walks Stephanie Cutter (D).

Obama tells the Democrats to stop and then Cutter says, “Well if you look at what Joe Biden said and what he’s been saying on the campaign trail is that the middle class has been buried by the exact same policies that Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan want to go back to.”

Romney and Paul Ryan (R-WI) came out and said they couldn’t agree more with what Biden said.

Both sides debated back and forth as Obama and Romney headed towards their first job interview of the 2012 campaign.

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