What you didn’t see after PCW Extreme Political TV…
The first of three interviews with PCW Owner Bubba Jackson to determine if Barack Obama will win another term as PCW CEO or if Mitt Romney will take his job.
Romney came out firing and by all accounts took the fight to Obama. He called Obama’s philosophy ‘trickle down governmental approach’ that’s done nothing to help ordinary Americans.
Romney: “The people who are having the hard time right now are middle-income Americans. Under the Mr. Obama’s policies, middle-income Americans have been buried…”
Romney referred to Obama’s aide de camp Joe Biden‘s crack last night…
Last night: C.J. Lewis (D) vs. ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin
Emily S. List sneaks in a Superkick on the ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl. Lewis covers but Tessa kicks out. Martin goes for the Pizza Cutter but Lewis slips out. Code Pink Glitter Bombs Martin and blinds her. Lewis hits the Last Call for the win.
For his part, Obama seemed as if he’d rather be elsewhere for most of the night…
Obama: There are a lot of points I want to make tonight, but the most important one is that 20 years ago I became the luckiest man on Earth because Michelle Obama agreed to marry me.
And so I just want to wish, Sweetie, you happy anniversary and let you know that a year from now we will not be celebrating it in front of 40 million people.
According to the ‘Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave: “That was probably the high point of the night for the PCW CEO.
Earlier this morning, Democrats brought in a big gun to explain Obama’s lackluster showing last night…
The music of Fleetwood Mac’s “Don’t Stop” suddenly starts to play.
The crowd explodes. A spotlight points out a plaid shirted man with a Singapore cane and a cup of mocha appears.
Suave: “IT’S HIM! HE’S HERE! HE’S THE TREE HUGGIN’, MOCHA CHUGGIN’, TOBACCO COMPANY BUGGIN’ ALPHA MALE AND ENVIROMENTAL EXTREME HARDCORE ICON…
The Extreme Environmental Hardcore Icon Al Gore
The crowd sings the chorus “Don’t stop, thinking about tomorrow.” Gore holds up his mocha, inside an environmentally friendly biodegradable container of course, and chugs it down. Then he spews it out of his mouth into the crowd and then crushes the paper container on his forehead in a manly fashion.
The Environmental Extreme Hardcore Icon walks down the steps to the main floor. At the bottom of the steps, Gore pulls out another container of mocha, guzzles it down, spews it into the crowd, and then smashes the container on his forehead. Gore then wades through the main floor crowd to the ring. He climbs up on the apron, pulls out yet another cup of mocha, guzzles that one down, spews it into the crowd, and then smashes the container on his forehead.
Gore walks up to the podium and announces:
“It was the altitude. That’s what threw Obama off last night.”
Bob Woodward’s explanation? “Obama was distracted…yeah…that’s it…distracted…”
Obama’s campaign? They claimed that the Mitt Romney who appeared last night was not the real Mitt Romney.
“It was an automaton. That’s right, Mitt Romney didn’t debate last night- an automaton was brought in to take his place. And everyone knows that it’s not fair to debate an automaton.”
For his part, Mitt Romney celebrated by doing a run-in at a Sesame Street Live event and blasting Big Bird over the head with a steel folding chair.
Also in the aftermath of last night’s event:
-Republican P.M.C. Banks again challenged PCW Champion Triple R (D) to a match for the title.
-Democrats Kathryn Randall Collins and former Hooter’s waitress C.J. Lewis will meet in the next two weeks to determine who will face off against PCW Women’s Champion Jill Berg at Extreme Election Night 2012.
-with their win last night, former PCW Tag Team Champions Big Union: Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D) appear set to challenge current Tag Team champs Scott Walker’s Rangers at Extreme Election Night for the tag belts.
-preview matches begin next week for Extreme Election Night as well.
Matches signed for PCW Extreme Election Night 2012:
Ohio- Sherrod Brown (D) vs. Josh Mandel (R)
Virginia- George Allen (R) vs. Tim Kaine (D)
Massachusetts- Scott Brown (R) vs. Elizabeth Warren (D)
Connecticut: Linda McMahon (R) versus Chris Murphy (D)
Missouri: Claire McCaskill (D) vs. Todd Akin (R)
Plus, the decision- Barack Obama (D-IL) or Mitt Romney (R-MA) for PCW CEO
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