Romney’s Binders and A-Rod Sits: PCW on P-SPAN

PCW on P-SPAN Recap
Thursday October 18th
Des Moines, IA

P.M.C. Banks (R), accompanied by ‘The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA), Fox News anchors, and an army of people in suits, and Triple R (D), flanked by PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL), MSNBC anchors, and   sign the contract for their title match at PCW Extreme Election Night 2012.

Romney asks Obama if gas prices cratered due to the Bush economy before he took office, why isn’t it under $1 a gallon now?

Obama wanted to know what Romney did with his ‘binder full of women?’   Romney replied he doesn’t have it anymore.

Detroit Tigers vs. New York Yankees- Game 4- Yankees Dugout
Alex Rodriguez, sitting the bench again, sifts through Romney’s binder full of women.  He finds one he likes and hands one of the clubhouse help a baseball to get the lady’s phone number.

King Coal came out and cut a promo before the match slamming Obama for dissing coal and dedicated the match to the Appalachian coal miners.

GreenPete gets on the mic and wants to know if the crowd wants the good news or bad news first.  GreenPete then does a faux ‘redneck’ dialect (so the crowd can ‘understand’ what he’s saying) and slams coal and tells everyone they need to find a job in the green energy industry.

King Coal cracked back that he would except for the fact that they keep going bankrupt.

(1) King Coal def. GreenPete of the Green World Order
King Coal wins with the Master Blaster.

Post match,

Bain- a business created by Bain & Company, uses its extensive network, sector expertise and business screening capabilities to identify attractive small to mid-cap investment opportunities for its private equity investment partners.

Not…


Bane- (legally trademarked character of Marvel Comics)

…ran in and attacked King Coal, much to the delight of the Green World Order.  That brings down…


A. Tom Bomb (R) w/Daisy Cutter-Bomb

(2) Bain (D) def. A. Tom Bomb (R)
In an impromptu match, Bain gets the win with the help of Romney Hood (D)

The Voice of PCW Johnny Suave reviews the second PCW Job Interview between Mitt Romney and Barack Obama.  This time, Obama had a much better night and edged out the Massachusetts Redblood.

PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein interviewed the Massachusetts Blueblood John F’n Kerry (D-MA) afterwards.  Kerry said that he’d need a f***** exorcist after playing Romney in the run up.  Bernstein suggests just using an Etch a Sketch.  Kerry doesn’t get the joke.

(3) Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R) vs. Brendan Irving and “Rocky Mountain High” Ron Denver (D)
William Daniels Bryan and the PCW Independent/Non-Aligned contingent invade the show and takes to the ring.  Bryan then asked a series of questions to the crowd about the Democrats and Republicans and answered them all by shouting “NO…NO…NO!”  Bryan then repeated that the partisans on both sides will not crucify average Americans and PCW workers upon a ‘belt of gold’- again placing his hands to his temples with his fingers extended and extending his arms to his sides straight out to his body- holding the pose for several seconds.

He then introduced: Gary Johnson- the Libertarian Party candidate for PCW CEO, Jill Stein- the Green Party candidate,  Virgil Goode- Constitution Party, and Rocky Anderson- Justice Party and said they were going to take over the show for the next few minutes and speak out about their campaigns.

Immediately, PCW Security hits the ring and tries to drag all four candidates out of the ring.  Charlie Blackwell, Mike the Mechanic, and the American Heartland Coalition race in and all hell breaks loose.

It takes several minutes to restore order before Blackwell etal, and the four candidates are forcibly removed from the building.

Main Event:
Starz N. Stripes (R) w/Ann Coulter vs. ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) w/MSNBC’s Martin
Bashir
This one doesn’t get underway either as the Fox News All-Stars and MSNBC contingent flood the ring and rumble as the show ends with the dulcet tones of Charlie Ray Carlson who sings his hit song:

“I’m sitting at a bar stool
They’ve got the TV on
It’s one of those political pundit shows
Who says the other side is wrong
I ask the bartender to change it now
And I make it very clear
I didn’t come in to hear political noise
I came in to drink some beer

“They say the coverage on Fox News is slightly skewed
And MSNBC may have a particular point of view
As for CNN, let me make this crystal clear
I wish they’d all shut up…
And let me drink my beer.
I know y’all claim to be- impartial and fair
Y’all just need to shut up
And let me drink my beer….

‎”I already know how bad things are
Because I live it every day
We know the economy’s bad- and jobs are few
And we all have bills to pay
The government prints the money they need
While the rest of us are in arrears
Staying afloat in an ocean of debt
And not enough cash to buy a beer

“They say the coverage on Fox News is slightly skewed
And MSNBC may have a particular point of view
As for CNN, let me make this crystal clear
I wish they’d all shut up…
And let me drink my beer.
I know y’all claim to be- impartial and fair
Y’all just need to shut up
And let me drink my beer
Yee-haw.

“Both parties- they’re all the same
They point fingers at each other to blame
For the way things are what they are
I can barely afford to drive my car
Raise a glass for the common man
Who’s only doing the best he can
Raise a middle finger if you’re pissed
And tell the politicians to occupy this

“They say the coverage on Fox News is slightly skewed
And MSNBC may have a particular point of view
As for CNN, let me make this crystal clear
I wish they’d all shut up…
And let me drink my beer.
I know y’all claim to be- impartial and fair
Y’all just need to shut up
And let me drink my beer”

Extreme Election Night 2012 Card:

Arizona- Jeff Flake (R) vs. Rich Carmona (D)
Montana- Denny Rehberg (R) vs. Jon Tester (D)
Ohio- Sherrod Brown (D) vs. Josh Mandel (R)
Virginia- George Allen (R) vs. Tim Kaine (D)
Massachusetts- Scott Brown (R) vs. Elizabeth Warren (D)
Connecticut: Linda McMahon (R) versus Chris Murphy (D)
Missouri: Claire McCaskill (D) vs. Todd Akin (R)

PCW Tag Team Title Match:
Scott Walker’s Rangers: John and Ronnie Walker (R) © vs. Big Union: Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D)

PCW Women’s Title Match:
Jill Berg (R) © vs. C.J. Lewis (D)

PCW Title Match:
Triple R (D) © vs. P.M.C. Banks (R)

Plus, the decision- Barack Obama (D-IL) or Mitt Romney (R-MA) for PCW CEO

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