Independents Say They’ll Decide: PCW Extreme Political TV- Part 1

Suave: “Welcome to another edition of PCW Extreme Political TV.  PCW Extreme Election Night 2012 is just two weeks away.”

A video montage shows:

-Replay of PCW Champion Triple R (D) w/PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL) by his side signing the contract to meet challenger P.M.C. Banks (R) at Extreme Election Night 2012.  Banks then signs off with Mitt Romney (R-MA) watching from behind.

-Replay of PCW Women’s Champion Jill Berg (R) and her challenger at Extreme Election Night 2012, former Hooter’s waitress, C.J. Lewis (D) in action.

-Replay of PCW Tag Team champions Scott Walker‘s Rangers: John and Ronnie Walker (R) winning the title from Big Union: Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D) at PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed 8 in June.

-Replay of Romney and Obama during both of their PCW CEO Job Interviews interspersed with shots of Gary Johnson- the Libertarian Party candidate for PCW CEO, Jill Stein- the Green Party candidate,  Virgil Goode- Constitution Party, and Rocky Anderson- Justice Party all being ushered out of the arena last Thursday night by PCW security.

PCW Extreme Political TV
Fort Pierce Westwood Gymnasium
Fort Pierce, FL
The week of Mond
ay October 22nd, 2012
Host: Johnny Suave


‘Platte Populist’ William Daniels Bryan

The “Platte Populist” expressed his righteous anger over the treatment of the third party candidates last week and said it shows just out of whack PCW has become.

“Both parties have rigged PCW to push their wrestlers at the expense of everyone else.  It sucks.”


PCW Champion Triple R (D)

The PCW Champion came out and showed little sympathy for Bryan and the non-affiliates.  Triple R said he was shocked that Bryan would come out here and run his mouth again after he put him and P.M.C. Banks both in their places on Thursday night’s PCW on P-SPAN show.

Triple R tells Bryan to get over it because…

..and ‘that’s just the way things are.’  Triple R says he’s the new king of the mountain in PCW and that’s the way it’s going to stay for a long, long…


P.M.C. Banks (R)

Banks cut Triple R off and told him his ‘schtick’ was predictable.  Banks described PCW as a place where the creme of the creme rose to the top and told the crowd that in two weeks at PCW Extreme Election Night 2012, he would fulfill his destiny by being the creme that rose to the top of the PCW cappuccino.

Triple R cuts Banks off and tells him no one cares about his creme and Bryan no one cares about independents.  If they can’t make up their minds which side to choose then who needs-

A crack of a kendo stick later.

Suave: “HOLY CRAP! IT’S HEARTLAND CHAMPION DAWN McGILL!”


Heartland Champion Dawn McGill

McGill whacks Triple R over and over.  She turns to Banks.  Banks holds up his hands and slips out of the ring.  She looks down at Triple R who’s rolling back and forth on the mat.

McGill: “This isn’t YOUR show.  Go back to the Blue Brand limo and get the **** out of here.”

McGill kicks Triple R until he rolls out of the ring and staggers off.  She adds that if Republicans or Democrats would rather be at their expensive venues with their rich friends, then **** them.  She then tells Bryan if he wants to go with them then leave.

McGill: “Like it or not, we WILL be THE difference in two weeks at PCW Extreme Election Night 2012- regardless if one of our wrestlers is in the PCW title match or not.”

***End of part one***

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