Ron Paul Drops a Moneybomb, Cheney and Powell Argue Over Book: 8/29-PCW Extreme Political TV

PCW Extreme Political TV
East Kentucky Expo Center
Pikeville, Kentucky
Monday August 29th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave

Suave welcomes everyone to PCW Extreme Political TV.   Tonight, there will be an announcement regarding the future of PCW Champion ‘The Japanese SuperDestroyer’ Yamamoto Tanaka (D).  Plus, after blowing up two women’s matches Thursday night on PCW Politics Is War, where will Valora’s Path of Rage strike next?

The big match on the docket:
-Democrats have a grudge match between ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism and Triple R.  Last week on PCW Politics Is War show, Triple R eliminated Chism during a three way dance Waiver match by dropping him onto barbed wire.   Then later on…

…Bahama comes back with a Springboard elbow.  Triple R gets tied to the TREE OF WOE!!!   Bahama dropkicks a chair into Triple R’s face.  Triple R is busted open now.   Bahama then beats his ass while Triple R screams for help from Stone Chism.  Bahama applies the Bahama Backbreaker.   Here comes Chism with a steel chair.   He goes after Bahama…NO.  CHISM KILLS TRIPLE R with the chair shot!  Bahama covers…1…2…3…

MATCH #1
‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) w/The Skanky Rich Bimbos: Kim, Courtney, and Chloe vs. Triple R (D)

Chism is the darling of the Hollywood Left.  Triple R the darling of the Angry Left Wing Bloggers.

…Chism misses a dive to the floor.  Knee gets banged up in the process.  Suave notes that Triple R baited him into hurting himself.  Chism continues to fight.   A rope walk rana is blocked.  Frogsplash should finish Triple R but someone runs out and pulls Chism off.  IT’s the Angry Left Wing Bloggers: Markos Moutilsas of the Daily Kos, Arianna Huffington, Firedog Lake’s Jane Hamsher, and Eric Boehlert from Media Matters for America.

The Hollywood Left respond by running to the ring to break it up.   In the midst of the chaos, Chism slaps a figure four on Triple R.  Kim Cardis-Sheehan grabs Chism’s hands for extra leverage and Triple R is forced to tap out @ 6:36.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

When PCW returns, the Skanky Rich Bimbos are lying unconscious in the ring with Chism.  Triple R lies on the floor outside the ring.  Who’s in the ring…

Valora Salinas (I)

Suave: “HOLY CRAP!”

Valora and her lead pipe stand over the fallen Cardis-Sheehans.  Valora’s “Path of Rage” continues and she departs.

Suddenly, Big Oil‘s music hits.  He comes out to the entrance ramp and says that he wants to make it perfectly clear that it’s not his fault that gas prices haven’t dropped.  But rather, the fault lies with the American People for continuing to use gas like it will never go away.  But tonight, Big Oil  mentions he and tag team partner are entitled to challenge the Republican’s #1 team for their spot.  He wants it to happen tonight.

The Leader of the PCW Competition Committee John Boehner (R-OH) walks out and says that the Schmidts told him that they would meet Big Oil and Walkstreit tonight.    Boehner tells Big Oil he is starting to become an embarrassment to everyone in the PCW and Texas itself.

Backstage
Former George W. Bush aide de camp Dick Cheney promotes his new book, In My Time.  While promoting the memoir, Cheney promised that there would be “heads exploding all over Washington” when the book hits the shelves tomorrow.

Cheney is confronted by Colin Powell who tells him that his head isn’t exploding and to knock off the cheap shots.   Powell: “You had a long and distinguished career, and I hope in this book that is what you will focus on, not these cheap shots that you’re taking at me and other members of the administration who served to the best of our ability for PCW CEO Bush.”

Cheney and Powell exchange words.   Cheney accuses him of not being forthcoming with his opinions to Bush.  Powell retorts “nonsense.” He states Bush knew that I told him what I thought about every issue of the day.  Cheney holds up a copy of the book as we go to a commercial…

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Republican Headquarters
With Rick Perry (R-TX) looking on, Texas Jack (R) officially signed on to be the Republicans #2 wrestler.  Jack says he’s looking forward to winning a play-in spot in next months Lock and Load Tournament.

Three of the four spots for the Lock and Load Tournament have been filled: PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D)- the Democrats #1 wrestler, ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R)- the Republican’s #1, and now former PCW Champion O’Beck Bahama (D)- who won a Waiver into the match Thursday night.

Replay-ROUND ONE OF LOCK AND LOAD TOURNAMENT PLAY-IN: Daniel-San (I) w/Mrs. Miyagi vs. ‘The Self-Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor (D) vs. ‘Bureaucrat’ Andy Riley (D) vs. Kevin Collins of Paul Ryan’s Raiders (R)

…Daniel-San looks around and goes to the top.  Riley is looking away.  Daniel-San hits the five star frog splash! LABELL LOCK!  Blackwell has Big Labor locked up in the Tazzmission in the corner.  Riley taps…‘Bureaucrat’ Andy Riley eliminated

Daniel-San to the top of an adjacent corner.  Blackwell holds a chair on Big Labor’s face, VAN TERMINATOR!  Big Labor topples over.  Daniel-San quickly slaps on the Cattle Mutilation.  Big Labor taps…

Backstage
Angry at what took place earlier in the night, the Angry Left Wing Bloggers: Markos Moutilsas of the Daily Kos, Arianna Huffington, Firedog Lake’s Jane Hamsher, and Eric Boehlert from Media Matters for America kidnap Christine O’Donnell (R-DE), tie her to a stake, dump a pile of her new book, Troublemaker, at her feet, and set them ablaze.

Security personnel quickly rush to the scene and put the fire out.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Upcoming Shows:
8/29- PCW Extreme Political TV
9/8- PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN
9/12- PCW Extreme Political TV
9/15- PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN
9/19- PCW Extreme Political TV
9/22- PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN
9/25- PCW Lock and Load PPV

Tanaka Announcement
With PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL) by his side, PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D) announces backstage that he is indeed leaving PCW at the end of next month.  Tanaka is returning to Japan to wrestle there.

MAIN EVENT- NON-TITLE MATCH:
PCW Tag Team Champions The Schmidt Brothers: Jack and Joe (R) w/Ron Paul (R-TX) vs. Corporate Might: Big Oil (R) w/Texas Tex and Kirk Walstreit (R)
-winner becomes/remains the Republican’s #1 tag team
-loser becomes/remains the Republican’s #2 tag team

Both teams combined have won the PCW Tag Team Title five times.  Both teams beat each other from pillar to post in this match.

…Jack boots Walstreit down in the corner but then misses an elbow.  Big Oil drops Jack with a German suplex.  Joe tags in.  Joe suplexes Walstreit.  But Big Oil interferes again and splashes Joe in the corner.  All four in the ring now.  Jack delivers a bulldog to Big Oil.  Joe low blows Walstreit and makes the cover.  Texas Tex now in the ring and he breaks the pin with his golden money belt.

Jack DDT’s both Kirk Walstreit and Texas Tex simultaneously.  Joe tries to slap a sleeper hold on Big Oil but the big guy drops him.  Walstreit nails Jack with a Cyclone Kick.  Walstreit tries to make the pin on Joe but Ron Paul makes the save at two.  Big Oil spins Paul around but Jack low bridges him.  Big Oil throws Jack out of the ring and he and Walstreit  deliver the Corporate  Swing to Joe for two.  Joe fights out of the doubleteam and sends Walstreit into Big Oil.  Ron Paul on the top rope with a big cashbox…MONEYBOMB!  Walstreit is knocked out and Joe makes the cover…1…2…3…pin at 10:09.

Suave reminds everyone that PCW will be off the rest of the week and will return next Thursday night with PCW Politics Is War on P-SPAN.  Happy Labor Day everyone!

Debt Deal Done: 8/1-PCW Extreme Political TV

PCW Extreme Political TV
Wood County Fair
Bowling Green, Ohio
Monday August 1st, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave

Suave welcomes everyone to PCW on a night where “finally, an agreement was reached on the PCW deficit and debt.”   He shocks the crowd by introducing Gabby Giffords (D-AZ) to the crowd- her first PCW appearance since her near fatal shooting several months ago.

The crowd gives Giffords a standing ovation.

Suave: “So the compromise has passed and an agreement to reduce spending by 2.4 trillion dollars.”

Mike Doyle (D-PA) and several Democrats stomp out to the ring with Aide de Camp Joe Biden (D) and takes the microphone from Suave.  Doyle says the agreement sucks.  “We’ve negotiated with terrorists.  This small group of terrorists have made it impossible to spend any money.”  Biden agrees that the Tea Party have acted like terrorists.

This brings out the Tea Party in the form of Average Joe, NRA, ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay, and Tromeo and Dr. Molly Greenwald.  Average Joe tells Doyle he’s full of crap.  “Tea Partiers are ordinary people fed up with the extraordinary crap going on.”  Average Joe tells Doyle that ordinary Americans don’t have the luxury of merely printing more money to pay off their debts.  Dr. Greenwald says to call them terrorists because they’re finally standing up to the special interests and demanding change shows a deep seated hatred of average Americans.

Biden immediately tries to back up on his ‘terrorist’ remark.

Average Joe fires back.  “Does this guy have a mirror in his home or office? As usual, politicians casts the blame everywhere other then where it belongs, on dem and repub elites.  For the most part, Tea Party folks seem to be listening to the citizen. The same can’t be said for republicans and democrats presently in power. The political extortion he refers to is the art of lying, misdirection, distortion, and hackery, practiced by those who’ve been in office for what seems forever. Both mainline parties are at fault for this!”

COMMERCIAL

Back from break, ‘Hardball’ Chris Matthews, CBS’s Norah O’Donnell, the Angry Left Wing Bloggers (Markos Moutilsas, Paul Krugman, Eric Boehlert, and Arianna Huffington) have attacked the Tea Party and there’s brawling in the ring.

‘Do You Hear the People Sing?’ from the musical Les Miserables begins to play.

Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!

Independents Charlie Blackwell and “No Frills” Chris Escondido race out with Blackwell’s Les Miserables and dive into the middle of the fracas.  Blackwell and Escondido clean house and start ejecting people from the ring.  First, Matthews.  Then Markos.  O’Donnell.  Krugman.  Boehlert.  Finally, Huffington.

*YOU’RE THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD!*

PCW King of Extreme Titleholder Keith Olbermann of Current TV and his FOK buddies Shannyn Moore, David Shuster, and Rachel Maddow jump into the ring and attack Blackwell and Escondido.  Blackwell’s Les Miserables then swarm the ring and finally security arrives to try and sort all this out.

COMMERCIAL

MATCH #1
Code Pink (D) and Emily List (D) vs. The Triple Threat: Katie Collins (R) and ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas (R) w/Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (R)

This match stems from last Thursday’s brawl.  Bill Maher (D) had come out and trashed Republican and Independent women.  The Triple Threat take exception.  Code Pink and Emily List Glitter Bomb Collins and Dallas.  Jones Eskimo Piefaces Pink and List.

…Collins with a bear hug on Emily List.   List fights her way out of it and tags in Code Pink.  Pink with an elbow and then gives Collins a pair of shotgun knees.  Then Pink connects with a facewash kick for a two count.  List sneaks back in and tries to get a Glitter Bomb but Kalee Jones jumps in, grabs her, and tosses her out of the ring.  Code Pink misses the leg lariat and Collins locks in the PPD (Personal Political Destructor) for the win @ 8:25

Suave describes the high emotion backstage as everyone comes to terms with the deficit/debt agreement.  “Perhaps, emotions are running too hot.”

BACKSTAGE
Doug Lamborn (R-Colorado): “Even if some people say, well the Republicans should have done this or they should have done that, they will hold Obama responsible.  Now I don’t want to even have to be associated with him. It’s like touching a tar baby and you get, you get it, you know… you are stuck and you are part of the problem now and you can’t get away.”

Def Leppard’s ‘Tear It Down’ begins.

You got the look of a howlin’ wolf
I like it
The kind of eyes that could start a fire
Yes, I like it

A streetwise dynamo
I switch you on and I watch you go
A thrill to touch, you’re so hot
I’m coming for you ready or not

I’m gettin’ ready
Livin’ on the edge of a dream
Gettin’ ready, I’m gettin’ ready
Oh, switch on your lovin’ machine

Crowd: What the #$##!  What the #$##!

Tear it down
There’s got to be a better way
Tear it down
I can’t wait another day

Lamborn gets blasted by the Extreme Equalizer.  Then, kick to the stomach, powerbomb to the floor, and WTF flips him off.

COMMERCIAL

MAIN EVENT (From Golden Dreams’s Show)
PCW Television Champion Daniel-San (I) w/Mrs. Miyagi vs. ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) w/the Skanky Rich Bimbos: Kim, Courtney, and Chloe

…Chism kicks him in the face but Daniel-San shrugs it off! Daniel-San takes Chism to the floor and Daniel-San drags Chism to the middle of the ring!  Superkick by Daniel-San… Superkick! Superkick! Superkick!

Suave: “ANOTHER SUPERKICK AND CHISM IS DOWN!

The Skanky Rich Bimbos: Kim, Courtney, and Chloe slip into the ring and get in front of Daniel-San.  All three girls whip off their tops

Suave: “WARDROBE MALFUNCTION!  WARDROBE MALFUNCTION!  God, I love that move…WARDROBE MALFUNCTION!”

Mrs. Miyagi rolls her eyes and leaps back into the ring.  She grabs Gore’s Singapore cane and starts whipping the SRB with it.  Blackwell throws them out of the ring.  Daniel-San raises his hand and left foot.

Suave: “HERE IT COMES.”

Daniel-San kicks Chism in the jaw.

Suave: “CRANE KICK!  CRANE KICK!  DANIEL-SAN BACK DOWN…LABELL LOCK!  LABELL LOCK!  LABELL LOCK!”

Chism furiously taps out.

Suave: “THAT’S IT!  DANIEL-SAN RETAINS!”

Mrs. Miyagi holds up Daniel-San’s arm.

Suave: “HUGE WIN FOR DANIEL-SAN!

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Keith Olbermann Wins King of Extreme Title: 7/18-PCW Extreme Political TV

PCW Extreme Political TV Results
Midway Middle School Auditorium
Midway, GA
Monday July 18th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave

Suave welcomed everyone to this week’s edition of PCW Extreme Political TV and was immediately joined by Midway’s police chief Kelly Morningstar.

Chief Morningstar welcomes PCW to Midway, Georgia and then wants to know why three kids are selling lemonade in the lobby.  Suave reaches into his pocket and produces a one day permit and the crowd cheers.  Then someone grabs a microphone.

Man: “Rafe Semmes, Midway, Georgia.  I was absolutely astounded to learn the Midway Police Department felt it necessary to enforce an ordinance by shutting down a girl’s lemonade stand on private property because she didn’t have the proper permits.   Has the whole world gone mad? Or is this just a money grab?  Sounds like the latter to me.   For children, lemonade stands are a time-honored method of earning money. I did it when I was a kid growing up in Savannah.  What’s the harm in a child doing this?  Have we gone so politically correct that common sense flies out the window? This is simply ludicrous! Shame on whoever made the judgment call that the lemonade was a threat because they did not know what was in it.   This is what happens when “PC” takes over common sense and reality goes out the window.”

http://beta.coastalcourier.com/section/4/article/33929/

Chief Morningstar again repeats that the girls didn’t have a business license or the required permits and police could not determine how the lemonade was made, who made the lemonade, of what the lemonade was made with.  The crowd boos in response.

Man #2: “Scott Brown, Atlanta, GA.  If we have a law, it must be followed and/or enforced.  We cannot pick and choose what is enforced and what we ignore. So, do not blame Chief Morningstar or the Midway Police Department for the incident with the lemonade stand. The law is the law and they were only doing their jobs by enforcing it. For laws to work, officials can’t pick and choose which ones to enforce. Unfortunately, that sometimes means allowing logic to prevail over emotion. It’s just not OK for some laws to be broken.  If you don’t like a law, pressure your officials to change it.  The girls unknowingly were in violation of the law.  Ignorance of the law does not constitute an excuse for not following it. Second, who knows if that lemonade was made using sanitary procedures? If the lemonade had made people ill or killed someone, would we be as outraged that the police shut it down? The police were absolutely correct in shutting it down. It was a violation of the law and quite possibly posed a health hazard.

“Yes, I feel a bit sorry for the girls — I had a lemonade stand as a kid, too — but this is a good lesson. What are we teaching kids when we report that what the police did was wrong and that we should feel sorry for the girls whose lemonade stand was shut down? We’re teaching them that it’s OK to violate the law as long as it’s convenient and profitable to do so. That’s not the right way to teach a child. The law is the law and you cannot selectively enforce it. Period.   To anyone else offended by the officer’s actions, get over it. We cannot turn those charged with enforcing the law into bad guys. They didn’t make the laws, so it’s unfair to blame them for something you feel may be wrong.”

http://beta.coastalcourier.com/section/4/article/33931/

Brown’s remarks also elicit boos.  Suave says this is a issue of using ‘common sense.’

Suave: “I don’t know what’s more ridiculous.  The war on lemonade stands all over the country or this whole Carmageddon thing that was supposed to bring LA to its knees over the weekend.”

Match #1  Triple R (D) w/ Code Pink and Emily List defeats ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay (Tea Party)
- Triple R still lusts of being the PCW champion.  McAvay tries to win one for the Tea Party.  Unfortunately, McAvay goes Phil Mickelson in the final round of the British Open.  After Triple R dominates early.  McAvay makes an incredible comeback and looks to be on the verge of winning but his overaggressiveness pisses it away at the end.

Rick Perry Visits EA Sports
On a jumbo screen inside the offices of a division of EA Sports, a scene from one of the company’s popular college football video game was playing out, featuring Perry as quarterback for his alma-mater, Texas A&M.

In the scene, Perry throws a touchdown before a stadium full of cheering fans.

As Perry left the room, a reporter shouted, “hey Rick, are you in the game?”

It was a reference to EA’s catch-phrase “if it’s in the game, it’s in the game.”

Perry did not respond and hustled off the stage.

Suave: The big question is ‘will Perry answer the call?’  Let’s find out.

Suave pulls out his cell phone and dials…and waits…and waits…and waits…

Match #2 (Taped at an Idaho bar) Marlon Baker defeats Daren Abbey
- it all began when 28-year-old white supremacist Daren Abbey began threatening Marlon Baker and threatened to stab him because “blacks are not welcome.”   Baker, wearing a t-shirt that said “Spokane Boxing Club champion,” knocked Abbey unconscious with one punch.

Ron Paul Promo
Ron Paul announces that this is his final trip around the political merry-go-round.  Either he will become the next PCW CEO or he will retire from political wrestling.

This brings out the PCW Tag Team Champions- Jack and Joe Schmidt along with Jim Schmidt.  Jim walks out with the Extreme German Schnauzer Hans Gruber.

Jack is disappointed that Ron Paul is going to retire next year if he doesn’t win the PCW CEO race.  But what he’s NOT disappointed about is the new Harry Potter movie.  Jack raves about Alan Rickman’s ‘brilliant’ performance as Professor Snape in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows- Part 2.

Joe admits that he cried during the part where Snape reveals to Harry that he loved his mother.  He begins to break down again but Jack picks it up from there and reminds everyone that Rickman also played Hans Gruber in the first Die Hard movie- the name of their Extreme German Schnauzer.

Jack says that no matter what, the PCW Tag Team Title belts are home and will stay with the Schmidts even after Paul retires.

Suave Tries to Call Rick Perry Again…
Suave pulls out his cell phone and dials…and waits…and waits…and waits…

Match #3 for the King of Extreme Title
Rush Limbaugh
Sean Hannity
Ann Coulter
Markos Moutilsas
Arianna Huffington
‘Hardball’ Chris Matthews
Glenn Beck
Laura Ingraham
Bill O’Reilly
Alan Grayson
Rachel Maddow
Keith Olbermann

Suave: “Right now, they are loading up both Chambers of Extreme Doom.  Here’s the lineup for each Chamber…”

LEFT:
Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter
Markos Moutilsas, Arianna Huffington, ‘Hardball’ Chris Matthews

RIGHT:
Glenn Beck, Laura Ingraham, Bill O’Reilly
Alan Grayson, Rachel Maddow, Keith Olbermann

[The bell sounds.]

(LEFT CHAMBER)
[Markos Moutilsas and Rush Limbaugh to start.  Moutilsas scores with some stiff kicks and a flying forearm on Limbaugh for 2. A dropkick gets 2 more on Limbaugh.  Moutilsas goes to the arm but gets caught with a kick to the gut and a knee to the head.  Moutilsas tries to mount a comeback but bites a big back elbow and a running foot to the chest. They each counter hip tosses onto the metal grating,  Moutilsas hits an head kick and gets a 2 count. Moutilsas's whip is reversed but Limbaugh runs into a boot.  Moutilsas tries a sunset flip but Limbaugh drops down to counter. Again Moutilsas tries some kicks but he gets shoved into the side of Arianna Huffington's pod. Uranage backbreaker by Limbaugh gets 2. The countdown stops and next man out is...Arianna Huffington! She gives a sinister smile and stares down Rush Limbaugh.  They face off while Moutilsas convalesces, and here come the fisticuffs!  Huffington gets the upper hand and nails the high knee. Knee drop by Huffington gets 2. Corner clothesline by Arianna, and she beats Limbaugh down. Another clothesline gets a 2 count. Moutilsas is still lounging around, while Limbaugh and Huffington each try and take each other to the chainlink.  Huffington elbows Limbaugh and clotheslines him back into the ring, but gets a boot to the face on a charge.  Limbaugh goes for a power bomb on the diminutive Huffington, Arianna gets out the back and hits a DDT for 2.  Moutilsas off the top with a crossbody to Limbaugh for 2!]

(RIGHT CHAMBER)
[It's Alan Grayson and Glenn Beck to start.  Grayson takes Beck down with a shoulder then eats a leg lariat and gets 2.  Whip by Beck, Grayson avoids a couple of attacks and hits a leg lariat of his own for two.  He throws Beck onto the grating but Grayson gets a double-leg and CATAPULTS Beck into the chain! He takes Beck into a pod then goes up top...SOMERSAULT SENTON off the top into Beck!  Grayson whips Beck into the chain three times then rolls him back inside.   Beck looks as if he's about to have a stroke.  Grayson misses a kick. Beck takes his up for the suplex!  Grayson out the back,  misses the corkscrew elbow and gets NAILED with a stiff kick and then the Vertical Conservative Press! 1...2...3!]

Glenn Beck eliminates Alan Grayson via pinfall

(LEFT CHAMBER)
[10-spot punches in the corner by Limbaugh to Huffington and a flying clothesline. SLINGSHOT BOOM DROP to Huffington on the grating! Limbaugh blindsides her with a clothesline and rolls him back inside for a 2 count. Countdown is on...'Hardball' Chris Matthews!  He clotheslines Limbaugh and stamps on him.   Limbaugh responds and levels Moutilsas with a European uppercut but then Matthews stamps on Limbaugh some more.  Kneedrop to the head of Limbaugh.  Cover on Limbaugh gets 2. Matthews sends Limbaugh to the grating and then throws him into the chainlink! Again! And again! Huffington comes over and she gets a hat tDan of chainlink!  Matthews stamps away at Limbaugh.  MOUTILSAS! He flies in and takes out all three! Matthews rolls inside, Moutilsas springboards INTO A DROPKICK BY RUSH LIMBAUGH!  1...2...no!]

(RIGHT CHAMBER)
Glenn Beck gets the mic and points to Keith Olbermann, telling him he better pray that his pod opens last because Beck is going to make him tap. He points to Rachel Maddow and says he will prove that her decadent lifestyle leads to no good. Then he wants us to feel the Glenn Beck flow through him.  Ew. The countdown is on…MADDOW!  She comes out with right hands and the springboard senton! Crossbody gets 2!  She rolls through a sunset flip and kicks Beck’s head to the 5th row! 1…2…no!  Drop toehold by Maddow.  No.  She’s not going to try the 619!  Here it comes…Maddow jumps through the second and top rope while holding on to the ropes, and uses the momentum to swing back around into the ring…and right into a POWERSLAM by Beck! 1…2…no!  He sets for the Vertical Conservative Press, REVERSED! Rana by Maddow! 1…2…no! Maddow goes on the attack on the grating, he tries the rana but Beck holds on! He swings Maddow into the chains HARD! And again! He throws him into the ring, cover! 1…2…no. Running high knee by Beck, he runs and LAUNCHES Maddow between the ropes and head-first into a pod!  1…2…2.809!  Beck perches Maddow up top and goes up with her, Maddow fights him off and Maddow is climbing the pod! Beck chases him and NO WAY! VERTICAL CONSERVATIVE PRESS from the top??!!! No, Maddow slides off. She kicks out the foot of Beck, crotching him, and goes up top…RANA to the steel! Springboard splash! 1…2…3!!!]

Rachel Maddow eliminates Glenn Beck via pinfall

(LEFT CHAMBER)
[Limbaugh is up and he rams Matthews arm-first into the corner! Countdown! Sean Hannity!  He goes after everyone except Limbaugh, then stares him down in the corner. Matthews is slumped against the bottom turnbuckle.   Hannity offers his hand to Limbaugh!  He pulls Limbaugh up and both men go after Arianna. They stomp him down then go after Matthews, ramming his shoulder into the post. They grind Moutilsas's face into the chain and then choke him on it. Oh this is awesome, Moutilsas's head is stuck in the chainlink while Hannity applies a Boston Crab and Limbaugh stamps on his back.  Huffington and Limbaugh exchange rights until Hannity clocks him from behind. Limbaugh holds Huffington while Hannity lays the boots in, then they throw her to the grating. They throw Huffington back-first into the chain, and now Limbaugh is setting Huffington for the elevated DDT...he stops, goes to the grating and DROPS HER ON THE STEEL INSTEAD!!!]

(RIGHT CHAMBER)
[Bill O'Reilly in!  Maddow flips over the back of O’Reilly but gets levelled with a clothesline. BIG flapjack by O’Reilly.  Lionsault attempt, O’Reilly lands on his feet bit Maddow dropkicks the knee! O’Reilly rolls out of the ring to the grating, Maddow tries a springboard but O’Reilly ducks, Maddow holds on to the chain! O’Reilly yanks her off and Maddow lands face-first on the steel! O’Reilly takes her to the chain twice, Maddow rolls inside and O’Reilly hits a slingshot splash for 2.  O’Reilly stands on Maddow's back.  Maddow fights back with some kicks but O’Reilly hits a snap mare and locks in a modified arm-in chinlock.]

O’Reilly: “ASK HER!”

[Maddow fights out, ducks a clothesline and hits a quebrada press for 2. Maddow avoids a charge, tilt-a-whirls herself and locks in a guillotine choke. O’Reilly rams Maddow into the turnbuckle to break the hold and then locks in the STF!  O’Reilly breaks the hold when Laura Ingraham enters the match.  But the extra help does him no good as he eats a dropkick, and another from Maddow.  O’Reilly gets launched to the grating.  Ingraham attacks Maddow and tries to lift her to the grating, Maddow lands on her feet! Springboard INTO A STIFF KICK by Ingraham! O’Reilly reverses a knee lift by Maddow into a schoolboy for 2. He whips Maddow in but charges into a boot, Ingraham to the top but Maddow jumps up with her and pushes him backwards into a pod! Maddow charges O’Reilly but gets lifted on to the grating! He pushes Maddow into the chain and sets for a flying double clothesline over the corner post!  Got it!  Inside he hits the standing SSP for 2.  Maddow hits a back elbow to a charging Ingraham and ranas her into 619 position...again, she can't pull off the move as O’REILLY intercepts with the spinning shock treatment! 1...2...no! He whips Maddow to the corner but eats the flying Chuck on her return! Maddow ranas Ingraham to the bottom turnbuckle!  She puts Ingraham up top...here comes the super rana...INGRAHAM BLOCKS! Eskimo Pieface...CONNECTS! 1...2...3!]

Laura Ingraham eliminates Rachel Maddow

(LEFT CHAMBER)
[The countdown starts as Matthews circles the door to Ann Coulter's pod. Here comes 'The Queen of Political Extreme and she is a house of fire.   Shoulders and clotheslines everywhere! Right hand for Matthews! Throwback to Matthews... She takes him up for a Attitude Adjustment and drops him TO THE GRATING!  Matthews has recovered enough to throw Coulter out onto the grating, leaving Hannity as the last man up.  I think Moutilsas is still stuck in the fence. Matthews tries to take Coulter to the chain but it's reversed! STF to Matthews!  Matthews breaks it up! Chinlock backbreaker! He stalks Coulter and what?  Rupert Murdoch is at ringside with a lead pipe! He's trying to get Coulter's attention and make good with the conservative movement but Coulter wants none of it, so Murdoch drops the pipe in the ring anyway.  Hannity has the pipe! He nails...MATTHEWS! He covers Matthews! 1...2...3!]

Sean Hannity eliminates ‘Hardball’ Chris Matthews via pinfall

[Hannity levels Huffington as Matthews and Limbaugh stare each other down. Hannity picks up Moutilsas but gets countered with a headscissors back into the ring! Moutilsas...Trouble in Paradise on Limbaugh! 1...2...3!]

Markos Moutilsas eliminates Rush Limbaugh via pinfall

[Hannity NAILS Moutilsas with the pump kick.  Power Bomb...connects! 1...2...3!]

Hannity eliminates Moutilsas via pinfall

(RIGHT CHAMBER)
[Guess who's in?  Keith Olbermann and the fun begins.  Kicks to the chest of O’Reilly, he goes to the well one too many times and O’Reilly catches the leg! Leg trip by O’Reilly, he tries to lock in the Boston Crab.  Olbermann bails and catches O’Reilly with right hands and hits an avalanche.  Snake eyes and the big boot connects. Another boot for Ingraham, big leg to O’Reilly gets 2.  Chokeslam time for Ingraham!  O'Reilly and Ingraham work together and hit a double suplex on Olbermann. They clothesline Olbermann up and over, Ingraham with a Magistral cradle! 1...2...no! O’Reilly rolls outside then backdrops Olbermann to the grating. O’Reilly toys with Olbermann, which may go down as the dumbest move ever. Olbermann gets pissed and O’Reilly tries to hide in the pod...unsuccessfully. Olbermann pulverises him then hits an avalanche on Ingraham, and a second. Snake eyes by Olbermann and the big FLYING CHUCK! He nailed it! He's selling the ankle injury though! Instead of the pin he goes for the Big Splash...KNEES!  O’Reilly thinks this would be a good time to go after Olbermann, but Olbermann sits up in time and O’Reilly flees to the pod and closes the door. Olbermann looks out of it but throws Ingraham to the grating and stamps away. He throws Ingraham into the pod door and the plexiglass gives but does not go down. Olbermann goes for a power slam on Ingraham...O’Reilly charges and spears Olbermann! Ingraham hangs on to the chains as Olbermann charges O’Reilly...O’Reilly moves! Olbermann goes THROUGH the pod plexiglass! Ingraham comes off the chains with a crossbody!  Ingraham and O’Reilly roll into the ring.  Ingraham forgot about Olbermann and gets goozled! CHOKESLAM to the grating! 1...2...3!]

Keith Olbermann eliminates Laura Ingraham via pinfall

(LEFT CHAMBER)
[Coulter gets hit with a knee trembler by Huffington.  Coulter gets her up for the Attitude Adjustment but Huffington escapes and hits the uranage backbreaker again. Powerslam gets 2.  She hangs Coulter in the Tree of Woe and stamps away, then snags Coulter for the sleeper...Arianna breaks off and low blows Hannity.  PEDIGREE TO HANNITY!  She drapes an arm over him! 1...2...3!!!]

Arianna Huffington eliminates Hannity via pinfall (Pedigree)

[Coulter struggle to his feet...STF! Huffington struggles and fights and struggles...Coulter holds on...Arianna fights for the ropes...Coulter wrenches back...Huffington looks to be fading...SHE TAPS!]

Ann Coulter eliminates Huffington
Ann Coulter wins the Left Chamber.

(RIGHT)
[Olbermann stalks O’Reilly, O’Reilly charges and eats a pair of rights. Corner beating by Olbermann now, he backs up and hits a running high knee in the corner.  He tries a running boot but O’Reilly moves! He goes up top with Olbermann...superplex connects! 1...2...2.68! Knee drop by O’Reilly and some rights, he comes off the ropes GOOZLE! O’Reilly rolls through to the Walls! Olbermann counters with Hell's Gate...BLOCKED! Sleeper locked in! Olbermann has nowhere to go! He rolls to his back and almost gets the Hell's Gate, O’Reilly fights and uses the ropes as leverage to escape!  He picks up O’Reilly for the power bomb...O’Reilly out the back!  DDT! 1...2...2.9003! O’Reilly with the 10-count punches in the corner, Olbermann grabs on! SIT DOWN POWER BOMB.  Wait!  Rupert Murdoch with another pipe!  Pipe shot through the grating, Olbermann ducks and O'Reilly CATCHES IT FLUSH!  Murdoch can't believe it!  Olbermann covers! 1...2...3!]

Keith Olbermann eliminates Bill O’Reilly
Keith Olbermann wins the Right Chamber

[Media Matters's Eric Boehlert runs out and tackles Murdoch.]

Suave:  “Boehlert is laying a beatdown on Murdoch!”

[Murdoch and Boehlert brawl all the way to the back.]

Suave: “It’s down to Keith Olbermann vs. ‘The Queen of Political Extreme’ Ann Coulter.  Mano y womano.”

Current TV’s Keith Olbermann
vs.
‘The Queen of Political Extreme’ Ann Coulter

Suave: “The gate goes up and it’s on!  Olbermann and Coulter just pummel each other on the top level of these Twin Chambers of Extreme Doom!”

[Olbermann sweeps the legs out from under Coulter.  Coulter lands hard but instinctly thrust kicks Olbermann in the balls.  Olbermann falls over and he's in a world of hurt.  Coulter pulls out a cheese grater and tenderizes Olbermann's forehead with it.  Olbermann with a wild left hand sends Coulter and the cheese grater flying across the top of the cage.  Then...

Fleetwood Mac’s “Don’t Stop” suddenly starts to play. The crowd explodes as a spotlight shines on a plaid shirted man with a Singapore cane and a cup of mocha in his hands.

Suave: “IT’S HIM! HE’S HERE! THE TREE HUGGIN’, MOCHA CHUGGIN’, TOBACCO COMPANY BUGGIN’ ALPHA MALE AND ENVIROMENTAL EXTREME HARDCORE ICON…

The Extreme Environmental Hardcore Icon Al Gore

The crowd sings the chorus “Don’t stop, thinking about tomorrow.” Gore holds up his mocha, inside an environmentally friendly biodegradable container of course, and chugs it down. Then he spews it out of his mouth into the crowd and then crushes the paper container on his forehead in a manly fashion.

The Environmental Extreme Hardcore Icon walks down the steps to the main floor. At the bottom of the steps, Gore pulls out another container of mocha, guzzles it down, spews it into the crowd, and then smashes the container on his forehead. Gore then wades through the main floor crowd to the ring.  He climbs up on the apron, pulls out yet another cup of mocha, guzzles that one down, spews it into the crowd, and then smashes the container on his forehead.

Gore immediately goes over to Beck and starts caning the ever-livin’ crap out of him.  Then…

David Shuster, Shannyn Moore, and Andrea Mitchell

…the FOK News All-Stars come out and join Gore in the beat down of Coulter.  Olbermann urges them on while wearing the crimson mask.  Shuster and Gore hold Coulter up.  Olbermann can't see very well.  He charges Coulter.  SPEAR!]

Sauve: “SPEAR RIGHT OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE!  HOLY CRAP!”

[Olbermann and Coulter land in the ring after going through the other levels of the cage.  They're both out.  But Olbermann lands on top of Coulter.  The referee makes the count...1...2...3.]

WINNER AND NEW KING OF EXTREME: Keith Olbermann

Suave: “I think they’re both dead.  And if they’re not, they should be.”

Suave pulls out his cell phone again and tries to call Rick Perry…and waits…and waits…and waits……

PCW in Midway, GA Monday Night to Crown the ‘King of Extreme’ Title

That’s right, Political Championship Wrestling will be in Midway, GA this Monday night for another politically extreme edition of PCW Extreme Political TV.

Midway, GA, of course, is known for their no nonsense, law and order attitude.  Just look at this…

3 girls sitting just off the road selling lemonade.  Suddenly, screeching tires can be heard down the road.

A SWAT van and several police cars pull up to the lemonade stand.

A stream of SWAT personnel exit the back of the van and surround the stand.

Midway Police Chief Kelly Morningstar gets out of his police car with a bullhorn.  “ATTENTION GIRLS OPERATING UNAUTHORIZED LEMONADE STAND.”

“We’re right here,” says one of the girls.

“YOU DO NOT HAVE A PROPER BUSINESS LICENSE OR THE REQUIRED PEDDLERS OR FOOD PERMITS TO RUN YOUR BUSINESS.”

“I mean, we’re right in front of you,” says another girl.

“WE DON’T KNOW HOW YOUR LEMONADE WAS MADE.  WE DON’T KNOW WHO MADE THE LEMONADE OR WHAT’S IN IT.”

“Really, we’re right in front of you.”

“WE ARE CLOSING YOU DOWN, I REPEAT, CLOSING YOU DOWN.”

The SWAT team remove the girls, wraps yellow ‘police line do not cross’ tape around the stand…

…and drinks the rest of the lemonade.

Ga. Police Shut Down Lemonade Stand- CBS News

—–

Monday night, PCW crowns the new King of Extreme Title.  The contestants:

Rush Limbaugh
Sean Hannity
Ann Coulter
Markos Moutilsas
Arianna Huffington
‘Hardball’ Chris Matthews
Glenn Beck
Laura Ingraham
Bill O’Reilly
Alan Grayson
Rachel Maddow
Keith Olbermann

Catch all the exciting action this Monday night on PCW.

PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed 7 Card for This Monday Night

The seventh edition of PCW’s first and longest running pay per view show is set for this weekend. Loose Cannons Unleashed 7 hits the airwaves next Monday night live from PCW’s spiritual home, Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon in Wauseon, Ohio.

Here’s the card:

#2 w/’The Vest’ Jim Tressel (I) vs. ‘The Insanely Mad Hungarian’ Alex Hrabosky (I)
- #2 has made a splash since joining PCW two weeks ago. Hrabosky is looking for revenge after losing to #2 thanks to various outside interference.

‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (AmHeartland) and Daniel-San (I) vs. Dann Armey and Brad Company (R)
-with Charlie Blackwell moving into singles, Escondido has been looking for a replacement tag team partner. He may have the perfect one in Independent superstar Daniel-San. Dann Armey and Brad Company are tagging together for the first time.

‘The So-Called Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor and Triple R (D) vs. Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R)
-classic matchup between big labor and big business.

The Right Wing Blogging Brigadiers: Rush Limbaugh, ‘The Queen of Political Extreme’ Ann Coulter, Bill O’Reilly, and Michelle Malkin vs. The Angry Left Wing Bloggers: Rachel Maddow, Arianna Huffington, Markos Moulitsas, and Professor Paul Krugman
-another pundit/blogger grudge match that PCW specializes in.

PCW Television Title Match
‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (c) (D) vs. Pizza Delivery Guy Josh Jackson (R) with Herman Cain (R)
-Jackson is rising fast within the PCW ranks with the guidance of Cain. Chism has held a stranglehold on the PCW TV Title for several months now. Can Jackson dethrone him?

PCW Tag Team Title Match
California Teacher’s Union: ‘Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta and Malibu Dusty (c) (D) vs. The Schmidt Brothers: Jack and Joe Schmidt (R)
-will the recent controversy over the revelation that Malibu Dusty is in fact a woman be a distraction to the CTU? Can the Schmidts become 3-time PCW Tag Team Champions?

PCW Title Match
Yamamoto Tanaka (c) (D) vs. Charlie Blackwell (American Heartland)
-Tanaka lost to Blackwell a year and a half ago.  Since then, Tanaka has become a three time PCW Champion. And Blackwell is slowly finding himself leading his group of Les Miserables. Can Blackwell become the youngest PCW Champion ever at age 22? Will the Democrats go to war to protect the PCW title?

Weiner Comes Clean/Joe The Plumber Returns: 6/6-PCW Extreme Political TV

PCW Extreme Political TV
Cambria County War Memorial Arena
Johnstown, PA
Monday June 6, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave
60 Minutes

OPENING MATCH

‘The Human Lie Detector’ Ace of Spades
vs.

Lee Stranahan

With special guest referee:

Anthony Weiner (D-NY)

The storyline here was that both men had been sniping hard at each other over the coverage of the Anthony Weiner story.  Stranahan believed at first that it was possible someone set Weiner up.   Ace of Spades thought Weiner was behind it all along.

And yes, I felt incredibly uncomfortable typing those last two sentences. 

MATCH RESULT:

Before the bell rang…

Andrew Breitbart (R)

…hits the ring and attacks Weiner with a steel-folding chair while Stranahan and Ace of Spades, both bewildered, watched.  After Breitbart’s done, he pulls out a folded manila envelope containing photos and throws it on Weiner’s chest. 

WINNER: No Contest @ 1:53

MATCH #2- TV Title Shot Elimination Match

‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee (D) w/The Green World Order
vs.

Ken Worth- The American Trucker (American Heartland)
vs.
‘Pizza Delivery Guy’ Josh Jackson (R) w…

Herman Cain (R) and ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Guy’ Tessa Martin

Jackson and Worth quickly made quick work of the Extreme Vegan and eliminated him at the 3:44 mark.

Jackson nails a dropkick for a two count.  Worth gets in a couple of chops, but gets sent into the corner and Jackson hits a back leg lariat.  He nails two running clotheslines and then a side kick, followed by a standing moonsault for two.  Jackson with the windmill kick and then climbs to the top rope.  Worth rolls away and grabs a chair outside the ring.  The American Trucker misses a chair shot, and Jackson takes advantage.  A couple of kicks decks Worth and Jackson picks up the chair.  He nails Worth with the chair and makes the cover…1…2…3.

WINNER: ‘Pizza Delivery Guy’ Josh Jackson (R) @ 8:52

MATCH #3- Tag Team Title Shot Elimination Match

‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and Daniel-San (I)
vs.
Jack and Joe Schmidt w/Ron Paul (R)
vs.

Big Labor and Triple R (D)

Escondido runs into the bad end of a Big Labor ‘Labor Stoppage’ and gets his team eliminated.

Big Labor picks up Jack Schmidt to throw him through a table, but  Charlie Blackwell and his Les Miserables run out and takes out the big man, followed by Big Labor.   Blackwell dropkicks a chair into Triple R’s face, and then planchas over the ropes and onto Emily List and Code Pink on the ring floor.  Triple R tries to revive the ladies, but Blackwell attacks from behind and sets up the chair.  Big Oil jumps off the chair but Blackwell hits the superkick in mid air

The Right Wing Blogging Brigadiers…

Rush Limbaugh, ‘The Queen of Political Extreme’ Ann Coulter, Bill O’Reilly, and Michelle Malkin

…run out.  Big Labor body slams Jack Schmidt THROUGH the table.   Limbaugh and O’Reilly take off and hit a double clothesline on Triple R.

Rachel Maddow, Arianna Huffington, Markos Moulitsas, and Professor Paul Krugman

The Angry Left Wing Bloggers run in and we have yet another brawl.  Big Labor drags Jack onto Triple R and goes for the win.  But Joe Schmidt runs in and makes the save.  Out of nowhere, Joe gets his hand on a brick and blasts Triple R with it.  Joe gets another brick and nails Big Labor with it. Joe drags Jack over and that’s that…1…2…3.

WINNER: Jack and Joe Schmidt (R) w/Ron Paul (R) @ 10:39

Post match, Paul slides in two tables and sets it up.  Jack and Joe pick Triple R up and choke slams him right through the table.   Then Big Labor is set up for the second table.

The PCW Tag Team Champions California Teacher’s Union (‘Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta and Malibu Dusty) run down and make the save on Big Labor.  Golatta and Dusty point at the Schmidt Brothers and talk trash back and forth with them.

MATCH #4 PCW Title Shot

Charlie Blackwell (American Heartland) w/Kenzie and the Les Miserables
vs.
Andy Riley (D)

…Blackwell lays a chair on Riley.  Blackwell grabs another and goes up top…FLYING CHAIR DROP! Blackwell for the win 1…2…NO!  Riley somehow kicked out.   Riley out to the floor and gets a table.  He slides it into the ring and sets it up.  Riley tries to powerbomb Blackwell through the table…Blackwell gets a sunset flip for 2.

Here comes Big Labor and Triple R (D)!  Clothesline by Triple R and Blackwell is down.   Big Labor tears the cover off the top turnbuckle and Triple R rams Blackwell’s face into the exposed buckle.  Blackwell’s busted open…and now the Les Miserables have surrounded the ring on the apron.   Triple R starts jawing with one of them and the situation becomes explosive.  One of the Miserables, Grant, goes up top…leaping sidekick connects on Triple R.  Another Miserables, Enriques, hops in and pummels Triple R.  Big Labor tries to get at them but Blackwell throws him on the table and one leg breaks.   Blackwell up top…plancha onto Andy Riley!  Now Big Labor up top…he jumps, Blackwell moves, and Big Labor puts Riley through a table!  Blackwell covers 1…2…3.

WINNER: Charlie Blackwell (American Heartland) @ 12:17

Other notable happenings:

-After the Blackwell-Riley Main Event, the Les Miserables paraded Blackwell to the back singing “Can You Hear the People Sing?” from the musical Les Miserables to end the show.

-Rick Santorum (R) announced his intention to run for PCW CEO next year.  Very few people noticed as…

-…after initially denying the reports, Anthony Weiner (D-NY) finally fessed up to sending photos and participating in on-line chats – even intimate phone calls – with at least six women over the last three years.   Weiner called his behavior “destructive,” since he continued communicating with women and sending them risque photos after he was married.

This brought out…

Nancy Pelosi (D)

Pelosi called for an investigation to determine if Weiner had violated any ethics rules or used PCW resources. Weiner said he would cooperate fully.

-Andrew Breitbart (R) is interviewed by PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein about the Weiner situation.  Breitback unloads on Weiner: “”I want to hear the truth. I want to hear the truth from Weiner and I would like an apology for him being complicit in a blame-the-messenger strategy.  I am accused of being a hacker. He said nothing. He allowed for that to go. The minions perpetuated that false, maliciousness meme and he went on to CNN to attack me and I feel he was complicit.”

-James the Jeep Worker, PCW CEO Barack Obama’s new friend from Toledo, Ohio, again speaks out in favor of Obama backstage.  “I’m very thankful to be back to work, and it’s only because of the decision that the President made to save the auto industry that I was afforded [the chance] to come back to work.”

Then Joe the Plumber came in out of nowhere and tackled James.  They brawled before officials from both sides were able to pry them apart.  Will we see a James vs. Joe matchup before long.

-In the shocker of the night, Weiner comes out a second time and apologizes to Andrew Breitbart of all people.

-The title matches have been determined for the PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed PPV show in two weeks:

PCW Television Title Match
‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (c) (D) vs. Pizza Delivery Guy Josh Jackson (R)

PCW Tag Team Title Match
California Teacher’s Union: ‘Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta and Malibu Dusty (c) (D) vs. The Schmidt Brothers: Jack and Joe Schmidt (R)

PCW Title Match
Yamamoto Tanaka (c) (D) vs. Charlie Blackwell (American Heartland)

More matches to be determined.

PCW Rewind: Interesting Past PCW Matches

No PCW Extreme Political TV tonight.   PCW goes back into the vaults and pulls out some old matches from the archives.  Enjoy.

From October 26th, 2006 PCW Extreme Political TV

Rush Limbaugh segment.
The crowd boos as the Alice in Chains hit “Man In the Box” blares over the loudspeaker. “Here comes the Innovator of Extreme Excellence in Broadcasting,” Suave says, “what is that? The I-E-E-I-B network?”

“Ox-y-con-tin!” they chant and clap.

“That’s right,” Limbaugh says, “it is I. El Rushbo. The maha-rushbie. With talent on loan from God!”

“Well you better give it back to him,” Suave cracks, “because you sure as hell ain’t using it.”

Limbaugh comes out to address the whole issue of Michael J. Fox. Rush asks
if everyone’s seen the commercial. He then mimics Fox’s restless torso weaves
and writhes, and head bobs from side to side on the commercial. “A**hole!” the
crowd chants in response. “He is exaggerating the effects of his disease,” Limbaugh claims, “He’s moving all around and shaking and it’s purely an act.”

More boos rain in. “This is low, even for the Innovator of Extreme Excellence in
Broadcasting,” Suave opines, he’s mocking someone with Parkinson’s Disease.”

“Michael J. Fox has never portrayed any of the symptoms of the disease like this. He can barely control himself,” Limbaugh says. He again makes fun of Fox’s ‘funky movement’ thing.

The crowd goes nuts when Michael J. Fox comes out. He’s not moving nearly as much as on the commercial. “It’s ironic, given some of the things that have been said, that my pills are working really well right now,” he says in response. Fox tells Limbaugh this isn’t about politics; it’s about stem cell research.

“You’re allowing your illness to be exploited by shilling for the Democrats,” Limbaugh responds.

Fox again tells him he’s not acting and he’s advocating stem cell research.

Limbaugh repeats his assertions that he’s being used by the Democrats.

Fox tells him he’s wrong and he’s being his usual bully self. The crowd cheers.

Limbaugh throws down the mic and dares Fox to come into the ring. “You want me, in the ring with you?” Fox asks. Limbaugh holds the rope down and dares him to come inside.

“Fine. You’re on,” Fox says, “we’ll meet later tonight.”

Limbaugh tells him to make sure he takes his meds before he comes back out. The crowd then chants ‘Oxycontin” again. “Shut up!” Limbaugh snaps…

———————

Match #3- Rush Limbaugh (American Patriots) vs. Michael J.
Fox
Limbaugh comes out first to the ring. The crowd lets him have it big time. Loud boos and the ever-present “Oxycontin” chant.

“Well, the Innovator of Extreme Excellence in Broadcasting is in the ring,” Suave says. “We’re waiting for Michael J. Fox to come out.” A few more seconds go by and nothing.

Limbaugh grabs the mic. “Of course, he’s not coming out,” he says. “he’s just
pretending to be-” The crowd interrupts Limbaugh with a huge cheer. “What?”

Suave says, trying to see the action, “HOLY CRAP! IT’S THE PCW CHAMPION CHRIS ESCONDIDO!” Limbaugh’s cocky, haughty demeanor melts away when the PCW Champion comes to the ring. He quickly looks for a way out. “LIMBAUGH HAS NO WHERE TO RUN,” Suave says, “AND NO WHERE TO HIDE!”

Escondido takes the mic. “You know, Rush,” he says, “you talk a good game when it’s someone who probably isn’t in good enough condition to defend himself.” Escondido calls Limbaugh a bully and tells him to take his best shot. Rush gets cornered and tries to beg off. Escondido doesn’t buy it and lifts him up to give him a suplex. The crowd goes nuts. “HOLY CRAP!” Suave shouts out, “HE’S GOING TO DO IT! HE’S GOING TO-”

Out of nowhere, Justin Sufferable’s catch phrase “Not just intolerable. Not just
unbearable. I am Justin Sufferable!” plays over the sound system. Sufferable
then runs in and whacks the champion in the back with a Singapore cane.
Escondido drops Limbaugh on his back hard and then staggers into the corner.

“Sufferable’s trying to get a head start on BCEW Extreme Election Night!” Suave
says as Justin whacks Escondido repeatedly with the Singapore cane. “He wants
the PCW title badly!” Again the crowd noises rises. “HOLY CRAP! IT’S A. TOM
BOMB!”

A. Tom Bomb (A-Bomb) hits the ring and power slams Sufferable. Then he power slams Chris Escondido. Then Sufferable again, this time bouncing him from the ring. A-Bomb looks to slam Escondido again but he slips under the ropes. A-Bomb looks down at Rush Limbaugh and grins. Limbaugh looks up at the hulking A-Bomb and gets a real bug-eyed, mouth open expression. He tries to leave but Hy Drogen Bomb blocks the way.

“Limbaugh’s stuck and he’s in a real bad place right now!” Suave observes. H-Bomb grabs a table from underneath and throws it in the ring. “HERE WE GO!” Suave says. H-Bomb climbs to the top rope. A-Bomb clubs Limbaugh and helps set him up. H-Bomb lifts up Limbaugh and powerbombs him through the table.

“HOLY CRAP!” Suave shouts.

From November 7, 2006- PCW Extreme Election Night 2006

MATCH #2- THREE WAY DANCE- JOE LIEBERMAN (Independent), NED LAMONT (Democrat), and ALAN SCHLESINGER (Republican)

“Yeah, I guess we’ll see just how ‘fair’ the night goes,” Suave cracks. Suave
starts into the next match. He recaps the first match up between Joe Lieberman
and Ned Lamont. The replay shows that Lieberman and Lamont have been through a war. As Lamont goes for a spear, Lieberman trips him up with a drop toe hold and locks on the abdominal stretch. The Bloggers then make a move to intervene. Behind Lieberman, Daily Kos slips in the ring wearing brass knuckles. Eric Alterman and Media Matters distracts Lieberman and Daily Kos nails him with the brass knucks. Media Matters rolls Lieberman over and points Lamont to make the cover.

“All right, the Left Wing Bloggers Daily Kos, Media Matters for America, and Eric Alterman were the difference the last time Lieberman and Lamont met up,” explained Suave. “This time, Alan Schlesinger may be the wild card of the group.”

The bell rings and immediately the Bloggers pile into the ring and attack Lieberman. Schlesinger joins in. “HOLY CRAP! IT’S FIVE AGAINST ONE!” Suave says as the referee is powerless to prevent the outside interference.

Lieberman is whipped into the ropes and Daily Kos and Media Matters set to double team him. Lieberman clotheslines the two bloggers but then gets blindsided by Eric Alterman.

The Bomb Brothers (A. Tom Bomb, Hy Drogen Bomb, and Newt Tron Bomb) run out. “HERE THEY COME!” Suave says as the crowd stands up and cheers, “THE ODDS HAVE JUST BEEN EVENED UP!”

A-Bomb power slams Eric Alterman. H-Bomb lifts Daily Kos in the air and tosses him over the top rope through a ringside table. “HOLY CRAP!” Suave says as Daily Kos is buried amongst the remains of the table.

“PCW!…PCW!” chants the crowd. A-Bomb corners Alan Schlesinger. Schlesinger desperately calls out to the Republicans in the back for help. As A-Bomb lifts him up and Newt Tron Bomb sets a table up in the ring, Schlesinger calls out for Dick, or The Mastermind Karl Rove, or even the Rookie Sensation Starz N. Stripes. No help arrives and A-Bomb Atomic Powerbombs Schlesinger through the table. Lieberman covers and Schlesinger is eliminated.

The crowd serenades Schlesinger with the ‘na, na. hey-hey-hey goodbye’ song.

H-Bomb decks Media Matters and then climbs out of the ring. He grabs Media Matters’s legs and crotches him on the ringpost. H-Bomb then rolls him out of the ring.

“IT’S DOWN TO LIEBERMAN AND LAMONT NOW!” Suave says. “Now we’ll find out just what Lamont is made of.”

Lamont appears unsure and turns around looking for help. He calls for The American Screamer Howard Dean, “The Natural” Barack Obama, or anyone else from the Democratic side to come help him.  Like Schlesinger, no help arrives. “I think its safe to say that the ‘Joe-mentum’ is on Lieberman’s side now,” Suave says. Suddenly, another left wing blogger, Arianna Huffington, shrieks down the aisle towards the ring to help Lamont and runs into the manager of the Bomb Brothers Daisy Cutter-Bomb. Daisy lays her out with a wicked clothesline. Lieberman stomps his foot three times and sets him up for his closer.

LIEBERMAN’S GOING FOR THE ‘JOE-STOPPER!” Suave says.

Lamont turns around just in time to catch a superkick right to his chin. “That’s a pretty good kick for an old guy,” Suave cracks. “I didn’t think he could get his leg that high.” Lamont drops as if he’s been shot. Lieberman covers and that’s the match.

WINNER: JOE LIEBERMAN (I)

Huffington throws a fit and stomps around at ringside as Joe holds up his hand in victory.

Also from PCW Extreme Election Night 2006:

MATCH #4- BCEW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH- PEACENIK #1 & 2 of the Green World Order (Democrat) vs. DRUNKEN LUCHADORS DAN & DON- THE FLYIN’ MARTINI BROTHERS (Independent)

Extreme attorneys Felcher and Felcher joins Johnny Suave at ringside. “Swell,”
he mumbles. Immediately Peacenik #1 complains about the Martini Brothers
drinking in the ring. Both Martini Brothers chug a bottle of Jack Daniels and
then break the bottle over their heads. “Yes, it’s a little unorthodox,” Suave
explains, “but hell, they’re the champions. They can do whatever they
want.”

Peacenik #1 and Don Martini to begin. Crowd chants for the Drunken Luchadors.  A brief lock up and an attempted knee by Peacenik #1 that whiffs
because Don staggers out of the way.  Peacenik #1 tries rights now, and then the
boots…and misses again. “Here we go again,” Suave says.

R Felcher yells at Don Martini to stand still.

Suave shoots back, “Yeah, easier said than done.”

Peacenik #1 gets frustrated and rushes at Don. He clips the Drunken Luchador and sends him to the canvas. The Felchers cheer at the announcer’s table. Peacenik #1 goes for a leg drop but Dan Martini pulls Don out of the way.

Apparently Dan is the more sober one tonight,” observes Suave.

A tag is made and Dan Martini gets into the ring. Peacenik #1 again tries to bull over Dan. Dan topples to the canvas and Peacenik #1 rams into the corner ringpost.

“Of course, I could be wrong,” Suave says.

Peacenik #1 staggers back to his corner and tags in Peacenik #2.

Dan Martini climbs to the top rope. Suave cringes. “Oooh, this can’t be a good thing.”

Peacenik #2 simply waits. Dan leaps off the top rope and misses Peacenik #2 completely. “Definitely, not a good thing,” Suave says as Peacenik #2 goes for the cover but somehow Dan kicks out. “In the interest of fairness, he should have let the Green World Order pin him,” whines R Felcher.

“Yes,” chimes in B Felcher. “Haven’t they been tag team champions long enough?”

The other two members of the Green World Order, The Vengeful Vegan Brock Cole Lee and Peta from PETA come down to the ring. Brock Cole Lee slips a bottle of chloroform and a handkerchief to Peacenik #1. “Now what are they up to!” asks Suave. “Justice!” offers R Felcher. “That bottle of chloroform represents justice for the Green World Order.”

Peacenik #1 motions #2 to throw Dan Martini into their corner. Peacenik #2 tries to lift the Drunken Luchador up- he’s dead weight. Finally, Brock Cole Lee interjects himself into the match and helps Peacenik #2 drag Dan to their corner.

“It’s all over!” gloats R Felcher. D Felcher concurs, “There’s no way that-”

“HERE COME THE BOMB BROTHERS!” interrupts Suave, AND THE RAVING REDNECKS-LOCKE AND LOADE!”

Suave quickly recaps how Felcher and Felcher used the judicial system to deny the Bomb Brothers or the Raving Rednecks from wrestling for the tag team title.

“This is not acceptable!” R Felcher says.

A-Bomb tears Peacenik #1 off the edge of the ring and slams him into the steel barricade. The bottle of chloroform drops on the floor and Earl Locke picks it up. He immediately uses it on Peacenik #1 and takes him out. Gary Loade bulldogs Brock Cole Lee and then Locke and Loade deliver a devastating 4-D Redneck Death Blast to the Vengeful Vegan. Peacenik #2 ducks out of the ring but runs into H-Bomb.

“Oh, oh!” Suave warns.

Peacenik #2 immediately runs back into the ring and inadvertently elbows Dan Martini in the stomach. Dan starts to look green.

HOLY CRAP! HE’S GOING FOR THEIR FINISHER!”

Suave says as Peacenik #2 gets a real concerned look. “Someone stop him,” R
Felcher says. Too late. Dan spews green mist…no too chunky…projectile vomits all over Peacenik #2.

“WOW!” Suave exclaims. “He must have ate a lot for supper tonight!”

Dan passes out and headbutts Peacenik #2. Peacenik #2 down and covered
by Drunken Luchador Dan. 1-2-3. Match.

WINNER AND STILL BCEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: THE DRUNKEN LUCHADORS, DAN AND DON- THE FLYING MARTINI BROTHERS

A-Bomb grabs R Felcher; Gary Loade grabs B Felcher.  Both Felchers are dragged unceremoniously into the ring.

“It’s been nice knowing you guys,” Suave says, “NOT!”

Locke and Loade deliver another 4-D Redneck Death Blast to B Felcher while A-Bomb and H-Bomb double-power A-Bombs R Felcher.

“And that my friends,” Suave says, “is what I call a happy ending.”

We’ll be back with a new episode of PCW Extreme Political TV next Monday night.

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Why I Won’t Support Ron Paul – Steve Fleisher
Shock and Awww, Not Again! – Nonnie 999/Hysterical Raisans
Trump And Huckabee Out, Who Benefits The Most? – Sensico
“Le Great seducer”, Frenchman Dominique assaults SOFITAL chamber maid in $3,000 a night penthouse suite?! - Pan Am
Some Thoughts on Life Post-Osama - Rutherford Lawson Blog
Burden Shifting Is the Mark of Tyranny – Taxes, Stupidity, and Death
Romney dials for dollars – CNN Political Ticker
Huckabee decision puts evangelical votes up for grabs – CNN Political Ticker
Was he ever serious? How Trump strung the country along, again – CNN Political Ticker
Nearly 20 percent of new Obamacare waivers are gourmet restaurants, nightclubs, fancy hotels in Nancy Pelosi’s district – Daily Caller
How alleged Tea Party fraud Jack Davis came to run as the ‘Tea Party’ candidate in NY’s 26th district special election – Daily Caller
Paul Ryan: Newt Gingrich Misunderstood Medicare Plan – Huffington Post
Obama Tries To Fire Up Frustrated Supporters Ahead Of 2012 – Huffington Post
Ari Melber: In Rap Battle, Stewart Demolishes O’Reilly on O’Reilly Factor – Huffington Post
Huckabee Booster in South Carolina Shifts Support to Huntsman – Roll Call
House Freshman Berg Will Run for Senate in North Dakota – Roll Call
The Job Nobody Wants: GOP’s Growing 2012 Dropout List – Daily Beast
Campaign Surrogates Pose Challenge for Obama – Political Wire
Romney Raises More Than $10 Million in a Day – Political Wire
McConnell sees ‘great opportunity’ – Politico Live
Please Do Not Google the Name of This Undervalued Republican Candidate – Swampland
Trump exit signals end to silly season – Politico Live
Charter Schools, Trump, Huckabee, and Newt #EERS – Red State
Mitt Romney’s Vegas Payoff: Raises $10.25M In Day-Long Phone-a-Thon – The Note, ABC
What President Obama is telling high school graduates this year: ‘Being president is a great job’ - LA Times- Top of the Ticket
Rush Limbaugh on Newt Gingrich’s attack on Paul Ryan: ‘I’m as befuddled as anyone else’ – LA Times- Top of the Ticket
Open thread for night owls: Wall Street Still A Nest Of Criminality – Daily Kos
Trump’s lesson – Ben Smith/Politico
The Rebuke in Dubuque: Gingrich’s Rocky Campaign Start Somehow Gets Even Rockier – Michelle Malkin
Charles Krauthammer On Newt Gingrich: ‘He’s Done, It’s Over’ – Mediaite
Jon Stewart To Bill O’Reilly: ‘There Is A Selective Outrage Machine Here At Fox’ – Mediaite
The Daily Wrap – Daily Dish

Olbermann vs. Beck Starts the Show: PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction- Part One

*1o bell salute in memory of Geraldine Ferraro*

The sold-out crowd then starts to chant: “PCW!…PCW!…PCW

Johnny Suave and his life size cardboard cut-out of Shania Twain

Suave is in the ring and welcomes everyone to PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction.  He starts running down the card when…

Former MSNBC Left Wing Commentator Keith Olbermann

…a smirking Olbermann walks out and climbs into the ring.  Olbermann has a microphone and he calls the PCW World Arguing Champion Glenn Beck out.  Suave wants to know what he’s up to seeing as they’re supposed to wrestle momentarily.  Beck…

Glenn Beck (Fox News)

…comes out and wonders what the heck is going on.

Olbermann then informs him that it’s useless and counterproductive for him to match up against a conservative and since he’s clearly superior to Beck- could Beck just leave the belt in the ring for him and leave?

Beck busts out laughing which infuriates Olbermann.  Olbermann calls Beck ‘Lonesome Rhodes’ and demands he turn over the PCW WAC belt.  Beck refuses and tells Olbermann to come take it from him.  Olbermann yells something to the back and then…

Fleetwood Mac’s “Don’t Stop” suddenly starts to play. The crowd explodes as a spotlight shines on a plaid shirted man with a Singapore cane and a cup of mocha in his hands.

Suave: “IT’S HIM! HE’S HERE! THE TREE HUGGIN’, MOCHA CHUGGIN’, TOBACCO COMPANY BUGGIN’ ALPHA MALE AND ENVIROMENTAL EXTREME HARDCORE ICON…

The Extreme Environmental Hardcore Icon Al Gore

The crowd sings the chorus “Don’t stop, thinking about tomorrow.” Gore holds up his mocha, inside an environmentally friendly biodegradable container of course, and chugs it down. Then he spews it out of his mouth into the crowd and then crushes the paper container on his forehead in a manly fashion.

The Environmental Extreme Hardcore Icon walks down the steps to the main floor. At the bottom of the steps, Gore pulls out another container of mocha, guzzles it down, spews it into the crowd, and then smashes the container on his forehead. Gore then wades through the main floor crowd to the ring.  He climbs up on the apron, pulls out yet another cup of mocha, guzzles that one down, spews it into the crowd, and then smashes the container on his forehead.

Gore immediately goes over to Beck and starts caning the ever-livin’ crap out of him.  Then…

David Shuster, Shannyn Moore, and Andrea Mitchell

…the FOK News All-Stars come out and join Gore in the beat down of Glenn Beck.  Olbermann urges them on.  Moore rips the PCW ‘WAC’ title away from Beck and hands it to Olbermann in the ring.

Olbermann holds the belt up high and…

Rush Limbaugh, ‘The Queen of Political Extreme’ Ann Coulter, Bill O’Reilly, and Michelle Malkin

…gets blindsided by ‘The Queen of Political Extreme’ Ann Coulter.  The WAC belt goes flying as Olbermann sprawls to the mat.  Coulter and Limbaugh stomp away at the former MSNBC commentator.  Malkin climbs to the top turnbuckle and splashes Moore and Mitchell while O’Reilly throws Shuster into the steel guardrail.  Gore canes O’Reilly.

Andrew Breitbart and Sean Hannity

Breitbart and Hannity race down and tackle Gore…

Rachel Maddow, Arianna Huffington, Markos Moulitsas, and Professor Paul Krugman

…the Angry Left-Wing Bloggers wade in and it’s an all-out free for all now.   This goes on for a couple minutes until the lights goes down.

Suave wonders what’s going on.  A spotlight illuminates the back.

Charlie and Kenzie Blackwell (American Heartland)

Blackwell and his wife simply stand in the back and watch the brawl going on.  Then a piano playing singlets is heard and…

*Do You Hear the People Sing? from the musical Les Miserables begins to play*

Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!

All action stops in the ring area as more people walk out and join the Blackwells.  ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido also walks out.

‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (American Heartland)

Will you join in our crusade?
Who will be strong and stand with me?
Beyond the barricade
Is there a world you long to see?
Then join in the fight
That will give you the right to be free!

Blackwell motions to the group, now about fifty strong, and they begin to march towards the ring.

Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!

Ken Worth- The American Trucker and Tequila Sheila (American Heartland)

Worth and Sheila also join the procession.

Will you give all you can give
So that our banner may advance
Some will fall and some will live
Will you stand up and take your chance?
The blood of the martyrs
Will water the meadows of France!

Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!

Blackwell and the group chase off the partisan pundits and pile into the ring.

Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!

‘The Self-Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor and Triple R (D) w/Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice- two former police officers fired for their extreme brand of justice.

Blackwell and Escondido see Big Labor and Triple R coming to the ring and don’t wait.  They meet the Democrats in the aisle and it’s on.

MATCH #2- NO DISQUALIFICATION, FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE
HARDCORE KINETIC MILITARY ACTION MATCH
Charlie Blackwell and ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (American Heartland)
vs.
‘The Self Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor and Triple R (D)

Both teams eventually make it into the ring and the brawl continues.

Blackwell and Big Labor (Green shirt) hook up.  Triple R and Escondido (on the ropes) hook up.  The Democrats take control early on Big Labor clocks Blackwell with a lariat. Triple R works Escondido’s arm and then uses his own European Uppercuts.

The referee gets speared by Triple R and the Democrats take it up a notch.  Big slam by Big Labor plants Escondido.  Triple R lays in the chops on Blackwell before hitting a belly to belly suplex.  Triple R makes the cover but Blackwell kicks out easily.

The referee slowly gets back into it.  Big Labor slams Escondido again while Triple R assaults Blackwell with lefts and rights.   Escondido flips over another Big Labor lariat but gets winged with a superkick by Triple R and then lariat by Big Labor.  Triple R makes the cover…for 2.

Escondido rolls out of the ring and tries to regain his bearings.  Triple R follows leaving Big Labor and Charlie Blackwell in the ring alone.   Triple R suplexes Escondido ONTO the steel guardrail and nearly snaps him in half.  Blackwell and Big Labor engage in a verbal jousting match.

Big Labor and Blackwell continue their debate as Escondido gets mugged by Triple R.

Finally, Big Labor snaps and slugs Blackwell.  Big Labor lifts him by the throat and drives him to the mat.  Cover…Blackwell out at two.

Triple R takes a run at Blackwell so Big Labor takes after Escondido.  The Democrats remain firmly in control of the match as it enters the seventh minute.

Finally, in the eighth minute, Escondido makes his move and cinches in a Full Nelson on Big Labor.  Blackwell has had enough abuse at the hands of both Triple R and Big Labor so he goes out and gets himself a steel folding chair.

Triple R has Escondido in the Abdominal Stretch until Blackwell hits him with the chair.  Blackwell lays out Big Labor and then repeatedly drills Triple R over and over with the steel chair.

Now it’s the American Heartlanders who seize control of the match.  Blackwell continues to rain down chairshots on Big Labor who tries to cover up as best he can.

Dazed, Big Labor staggers right into an Escondido swinging neckbreaker.  Escondido covers…Big Labor with the big kick out at 2.

Then Escondido gets into the act with a Singapore cane and whips Big Labor with it.   Another chairshot by Blackwell on Triple R sends the Democrat to the mat.  Blackwell and Escondido have all the momentum on their side now.

Escondido continues to rain down cane shots on Big Labor.   Triple R tries to re-establish some momentum but a spinebuster is countered right into a DDT.   Blackwell takes his time going up top, a huge mistake, and allows Triple R to hit Bicycle Kick for 2.  Triple R with an European Uppercut and covers…he gets 2.  Triple R tries a power move but Blackwell counters with a rana on the way down.

Blackwell and Triple R continue to brawl.  Escondido helps Charlie doubleteam Triple R and then Big Labor wakes back up and lumbers over.  He calls for a ladder and goes out and back to get one.  Blackwell finds another chair to use.

Here we go.  Blackwell waffles Triple R with the chair.  Big Labor misses Escondido with the ladder and cuts Triple R down by mistake.

Blackwell makes sure Triple R stays down while Escondido lays the chops in on Big Labor.  Standing drop kick sends Big Labor to the mat.  Escondido whips around and slaps on an ankle lock.  That takes whatever starch was left in the big man.

Escondido covers…1…2…3.

WINNER: Charlie Blackwell and ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (American Heartland) @ 14:53

Suave looks around for Rough Justice and finds that they’re trapped and surrounded by the fifty people who came down to the ring.

Blackwell climbs out of the ring and takes the PCW ‘WAC’ belt from his wife Kenzie.  He lays it down on the floor outside the ring.  Escondido douses it with lighter fluid.  Blackwell sets it on fire and tosses it in a burn barrel.  The group of fifty who came down with them follows Blackwell, his wife, and Escondido as they head back up the aisle after the match.

*Finale from Les Miserables begins to play*

Will you join in our crusade?
Who will be strong and stand with me?
Somewhere beyond the barricade
Is there a world you long to see?
Do you hear the people sing?
Say, do you hear the distant drums?
It is the future that they bring
When tomorrow comes!

Will you join in our crusade?
Who will be strong and stand with me?
Somewhere beyond the barricade
Is there a world you long to see?
Do you hear the people sing?
Say, do you hear the distant drums?
It is the future that they bring
When tomorrow comes…
Tomorrow comes!

2/28-PCW Extreme Political TV in Berkeley, CA

PCW Extreme Political TV
Kleberger Field House
Berkeley, California
Monday February 28st, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave

Suave introduces PCW in California for the first time ever.

Johnny Suave and his life size cardboard cut-out of Shania Twain

*flute and clarinet flourish*

Two men come out and unroll a white carpet to the ring steps. Dancers then dance. Ballet dancers…ballet? Little children walk up the white carpet and drop rose petals. Someone lets loose some pigeons…not sure just how they’ll get out of the building.  The crowd stands as PCW CEO Barack Obama appears.  Behind Obama walks Joe Biden.

PCW CEO Barack Obama

Obama and Biden climb into the ring and join Suave.  Obama tells him that he’s ready to make a huge announcement about next month’s pay per view show- PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction.  Obama confirms that newly crowned PCW Champion ‘American Citizen’  Kevin Scott (R)…

‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R)

Obama pauses as the crowd boos the Republican.   Then he finishes his pronouncement that Scott will face former two time PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D)…

Yamamoto Tanaka (D)

The crowd cheers but then muted as Daily Kos founder Markos Moulitsas comes out.

Markos wants to know why not someone as committed and willing to do the dirty work to put the Democrats over.  Someone like…

Road Rage Randy (Triple R) (D)

The crowd goes nuts at the mention of Triple R.  Markos adds that the only way to defeat the Republicans is to be just as extreme as they are.  Triple R knows how to dish out the extreme.

Suave responds there’s this little thing called a three-way match that Triple R lost to Tanaka.  Suave offers to show it to Markos but he declines.

Obama steps in and says that Tanaka will get the job done next month and bring the PCW title back to the Democrats.

So it’s official:
PCW Title Match next month at Weapons of Mass Political Destruction- Kevin Scott (R) vs. Yamamoto Tanaka (D)

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MATCH #1

‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) w/ the Skanky Rich Bimbos
vs.
RINO- The Wonk Machine (R)

Before the match, Chism gets on the mic and says HE is the one that should wrestle Kevin Scott for the PCW Title.  Then he introduces the new version of the SRB aka The Skanky Rich Bimbos: Kim Carr Skank-Sheehan, Chloe Carr Skank-Sheehan, and Courtney Carr Skank-Sheehan.

Suave: “How appropo.”

RINO runs everyone out of the ring to start. Crowd chants “RINO”. We have introductions. The SRB taunts the crowd and teases flashing them. RINO starts with a headlock and a hiptoss. Five punches by RINO. The SRB attack RINO outside and Chism hits a Flying Press. RINO hits a Belly To Belly. RINO hits a Flying Press over the ropes to the outside. RINO misses the Wonk Wham. Chism hits a powerbomb for 2. Chism is on RINO in the corner. Chism hits a jawbreaker. Chism gets caught on the turnbuckle. RINO with a Superplex for 2. RINO is dancing? Crowd chants “She’s got Herpes” to the SRB. Chism rolls up RINO for 2. Chism misses the Swanton Bomb. RINO hits a Superkick for 2. RINO gets the chair. All three Carr Skank-Sheehan girls flash him.  Chism then gets the chair and wallops RINO with it.  Chism hits the Hollywood Blockbuster for the win.

WINNER: ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) @ 6:15

Former MSNBC commentator Keith Olbermann…

Former MSNBC Left Wing Commentator Keith Olbermann

…comes out to a standing ovation with his FOK News Channel posse in the form of David Schuster and Shannyn Moore.

David Schuster and Shannyn Moore

…to the ring.

Olbermann: “You’re either with us; or you’re against us.  There’s no middle ground.  And if you’re against us, we have just two words for you- FOK YOU!”

The music of Fleetwood Mac’s “Don’t Stop” suddenly starts to play.

Suave: “HOLY CRAP! IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS?”

The crowd explodes. A spotlight points out a plaid shirted man with a Singapore cane and a cup of mocha appears.

Suave: “IT’S HIM! HE’S HERE! THE TREE HUGGIN’, MOCHA CHUGGIN’, TOBACCO COMPANY BUGGIN’ ALPHA MALE AND ENVIROMENTAL EXTREME HARDCORE ICON…

The Extreme Environmental Hardcore Icon Al Gore

The crowd sings the chorus “Don’t stop, thinking about tomorrow.” Gore holds up his mocha, inside an environmentally friendly biodegradable container of course, and chugs it down. Then he spews it out of his mouth into the crowd and then crushes the paper container on his forehead in a manly fashion.

The Environmental Extreme Hardcore Icon walks down the steps to the main floor. At the bottom of the steps, Gore pulls out another container of mocha, guzzles it down, spews it into the crowd, and then smashes the container on his forehead. Gore then wades through the main floor crowd to the ring.  He climbs up on the apron, pulls out yet another cup of mocha, guzzles that one down, spews it into the crowd, and then smashes the container on his forehead.

The crowd is chanting “Gore…Gore…” and dancing.  Then…

Glenn Beck (R)

Suave: “ARE YOU KIDDING ME?”

The crowd explodes into a cacophony of jeers and catcalls as Beck, holding the PCW World’s Arguing Championship title belt or ‘WAC’ title, struts down the aisle.  Beck taunts Olbermann and Gore with the belt until a group of people walk to the ring.

Suave: “Oh great.  It’s the Berkeley California City Council.”

The Berkeley California City Council announce that they’ve passed a proclamation stating if Glenn Beck steps into the ring tonight that he forfeits the PCW ‘WAC’ title.  Suave says they can’t do that.   Beck again holds up the ‘WAC’ title belt and gets blindsided from behind by MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough.

MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough

Suave: “CAT-FIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!  CAT-FIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!”

Beck gathers himself and retreats.  Scarborough calls him a stain on the conservative movement.  He says Beck is losing it before our eyes.  He’s bad for the conservative movement and he’s gone “out of control”.

MATCH #2

Blue Dog D (D)
vs.

Big Oil (R)

The crowd lets Big Oil, who walks to the ring with his manager Texas Tex, have it full guns blazing.  Blue Dog D gets a tepid round of applause.

Blue Dog D attacks Big Oil to start. Blue Dog D goes for the Non-Partisan Press, but Big Oil throws him off. Blue Dog D attacks Big Oil’s legs. Big Oil throws him off, but Blue Dog D keeps attacking. Big Oil throws Blue Dog D outside and then follows. Big Oil sends Blue Dog D into the guardrail. Big Oil drops Blue Dog D onto the ring announcer’s table. Big Oil brings in several chairs. Big Oil hits Blue Dog D with a chair. Blue Dog D is busted open. Big Oil begins to work on Blue Dog D’s leg. Big Oil taunts the crowd. Blue Dog D hits Big Oil with the chair. Blue Dog D throws Big Oil out into the crowd and starts to bite him. Blue Dog D goes up to the balcony driving off onto Big Oil who is on the floor. Blue Dog D hits Big Oil with a beer cup. Blue Dog D brings Big Oil back to ringside. Hits Big Oil with a chair twice and rolls him back into the ring covering for 2. Big Oil hits a Drop Toehold on the turnbuckle. Blue Dog D goes for another Non-Partisan Press and Big Oil dumps him over the top rope on to table below. Big Oil rolls him back into the ring and covers for 2. Big Oil hits the Oklahoma Driller and makes the cover for the win.

WINNER: Big Oil @ 5:54

After the match Big Oil bashes Blue Dog D with the chair a couple more times.  Big Oil sets up a table into the corner and drives the ref. through the table.  He then unloads on the p*****s in the crowd.  Big Oil declares that he doesn’t give a damn about them.  He derides their ‘weak’ attempt to move the country away from fossil fuels.   Then Big Oil makes fun of electric cars “What is it?  Drive for 10 miles.  Charge up for 8 hours.  How efficient.”  Of course, the Berkeley crowd is ready to string him up.  Big Oil calls $5 a gallon gasoline ‘inevitable’ and tells them to deal with it.  He throws down the mic, flips the crowd off, and leaves.

EMT’s then come out to peel Blue Dog D off of the mat.

Backstage, RINO- The Wonk Machine (R) is being assaulted by the Green World Order (GreenPete, ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee, PeaceNick, and Peta from PETA) and the Berkeley City Council.   Suave states the GWO thinks they can get away with it because none of the big Republicans bothered to show up this week.

MAIN EVENT- THREE WAY DANCE

Daniel-San (I) w/Mrs. Miyagi
vs.

Road Rage Randy (Triple R) (D) w/the Angry Left Wing Bloggers (Markos, Arianna Huffington, Jane Hamsher, and Lizz Winstead)
vs.
Brad Company (R)

Daniel-San coming off a huge singles win a couple weeks back and has a chance to establish himself as a singles contender.  Triple R’s agenda is to show the Democrats that he can defeat PCW Champion Kevin Scott.

Company enters first. Triple R is out next. Triple R’s intro is long. Daniel-San (w/ Mrs. Miyagi) is out last. The three circle in the ring. Daniel-San takes the cane from Triple R and hits the other two with it.  Daniel-San with a Tilt-a-Whirl Headscissors on Triple R. Company takes out Daniel-San with a Clothesline.  Triple R starts pounding on Company then Daniel-San. Daniel-San tosses Triple R out of ring.  Company knocks Daniel-San out of the ring. Daniel-San flies over the guardrail courtesy of Company. Company then throws Triple R on guardrail with an awkward bump to the knee. All three trade punches outside. Triple R targets Company and gives him a Sit-Down Powerbomb in the ring for 2. Triple R grabs a mic and taunts Company in the ring. Daniel-San drop kicks Company for 2. Multiple roll up by Daniel-San followed by Triple R.   Company takes out Daniel-San, then Company and Triple R hit Double Clotheslines. Daniel-San hits a Bionic Elbow on Company, Company hits a Tornado DDT on Daniel-San. Daniel-San goes for the Cattle Mutilation but gets DDT’d by Company. Triple R goes for a suplex but is reversed into a Piledriver by Company. Company hits Daniel-San with a chair. Company plants Daniel-San with a Cradle Piledriver onto the chair. Mrs. Miyagi in the ring…

Mrs. Miyagi

She kicks Triple R in the crotch, Triple R misses Mrs. Miyagi and hits Arianna instead.  Company is eliminated by Triple R’s Ragin’ Elbow.

Crowd chants “We want Gore…we want Gore.”  Mrs. Miyagi rolls out of the ring. Triple R and Daniel-San trade punches. Triple R does the Flair Flop and Daniel-San knocks him off onto the guardrail. Triple R hits a Superkick on Daniel-San. Triple R hits Daniel-San with a cup of cold beer. Daniel-San throws Triple R face first into the entranceway. Daniel-San grabs a ladder. Triple R sends Daniel-San into the ladder. Triple R rolls Daniel-San back into the ring. Daniel-San hits a Drop Toehold on Triple R onto the chair face-first. Daniel-San brings the ladder into the ring. Daniel-San bites Triple R who is busted open. Triple R low blows Daniel-San and Suplexes him onto the ladder for 2. Triple R attacks Daniel-San with the cane out in the crowd. Both climb to the balcony. Triple R canes Daniel-San on the head. Daniel-San is dangling off the balcony with one hand as Triple R canes him again. Daniel-San falls to the floor. Daniel-San is busted open. They battle back to ringside and roll into the ring. Daniel-San and Triple R trade chops, then punches, followed by more chops. Triple R sets up the ladder in the corner and climbs up it.  Daniel-San’s tag team partner ‘Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta appears…

‘The Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta (I)

Golatta pushes the ladder over and sends Triple R down to the mat.  Daniel-San locks in the Cattle Mutilation for the win.

WINNER: Daniel-San @ 10:21

Glenn Beck Becomes PCW WAC Titleholder: 1/24 PCW Massacre on Main Street

PCW Massacre on Main Street
Woodland Mall
Bowling Green, OH
Taped Saturday 1/22
Host: Johnny Suave

Johnny Suave welcomes everyone to PCW Massacre on Main Street and comments about the eventful week.  He mentions the whole Keith Olbermann issue and his firing from PCW.

Replay from Wednesday 1/19:
PCW Owner Bubba Jackson held a press conference earlier today to announce that MSNBC commentator Keith Olbermann had been awarded the new PCW belt- the World Arguing Champion.

“There are a lot of people to choose from to start this title belt.  I could have given it to Rush Limbaugh.  It could have gone to Markos Moutilsas of the Daily Kos.    Or Ann Coulter.  Or Arianna Huffington.  But really, who better to be the first World Arguing Champion than Keith Olbermann.”

Replay from Saturday 1/22
Keith Olbermann was fired tonight from Political Championship Wrestling for exhibiting boorish behavior.

Anonymous backstage PCW source: “We found out very quickly that not only was he a self-serving smug, jerk on the air, he was a self-serving, smug, jerk to everyone backstage too.”

Olbermann: “There were many occasions, particularly in the last 2 years, where all that surrounded the show — but never the show itself — was just too much for me.”

Later that day…

Glenn Beck petitioned the PCW Competition Committee for an opportunity to keep the WAC title alive and said he had an opponent for this Monday’s PCW Extreme Political TV.

Leader of the PCW Competition Committee John Boehner later announced that Beck’s petition had been accepted.

Suave announces that Glenn Beck will get his wish tonight as he will get a chance at the PCW World Arguing Championship and then runs down tonight’s card:

PCW Television Title Match
Kevin Scott (R) vs. TV Champion Ken Worth- The American Trucker (I-American Heartland Coalition)

Special Attraction Match- PCW World Arguing Champion Title
Glenn Beck (R) vs. Mystery Opponent

Main Event- PCW Tag Team Title Match
‘One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism and Triple R (D) vs. Tag Team Champions The International Hit Squad: ‘Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta and Daniel-San (I)

Suave throws it to the ring…and the most beautiful Kimber Marshall.

Kimber Marshall

Marshall introduces Republican Brad Company first…

*’Bad Company’ by Bad Company comes on*

Company
Always on the run
Destiny is the rising sun
Oh I was born 6-gun in my hand
Behind a gun I’ll make my final stand
That’s why they call me

(There’s an obvious overdub of ‘Brad’ over Bad)

Brad Company
And I can’t deny
Brad Company
Till the day I die
Till the day I die
Till the day I die

Rebel souls
Deserters we are called
Chose a gun and threw away the sun
Now these towns
They all know our name 6-gun sound is our claim to fame
I can hear them say

Brad Company
And I won’t deny
Bad Brad Company
Till the day I die
Till the day I die
SOLO

Bad
Brad Company
I can’t deny
Brad Company
Till the day I die
And I say it’s
Brad company Oh Yeah—Yeah
Brad company
Till the day I die Oh Yeah

MATCH #1- Debut Match
Brad Company (R)
vs.
‘Tin Cup’ Ray MacAvay (I)

Brad Company came to the ring lock and loaded with a ladder and took it to Tin Cup.  Company pounded McAvay all over the ring in the first minute of the match.

McAvay finally kicks the ladder away from Company and mounts some offense.   Tin Cup with rights and lefts and gets back into the match.

Company with an awkward-looking but effective drop kick on Tin Cup to regain the momentum in the third minute of the match.  Company again uses the ladder to soften up McAvay.

Company with a belly to belly suplex on Tin Cup and continues to control the match.    Company goes for a cover but McAvay kicks out.

The former golf pro from Salome, Texas in big trouble now.  Company hits a Russian Leg Sweep on McAvay and covers again.  Tin Cup kicks out at two.

Company flips over McAvay and pulls him over into a pinning position.  One…two…three.

WINNER: Brad Company (R) @ 5:21

Suave congratulates Brad Company on his first victory in PCW.

Next, he talks about Charlie Blackwell’s loss in a Championship Wrestling Council Ascension Tournament Match.

Charlie Blackwell

Suave says it was bad enough that he lost.  But hear what his opponent Sabrina Wilson said afterwards:

“Charlie, I hope your little promo isn’t the way you are looking at me, looking at this match, like it’s nothing to worry, or think about, and will be an easy walk in the park. If anything, it’ll be far from that. You should be getting yourself ready instead of watching past shows from PCW, and being all lovey dovey with your wife. You need to get down to business, and show you care about this business, about representing your federation. Show that you’re not going to think I am someone you’ll get by easy, and move onto the second round, because I’m going to do everything I can, to make sure you do not move on. If anything, after that pathetic promo of yours, I’m going to make sure I hurt you, I make you feel pain, and make you a laughing joke of PCW. “

Suave then notes ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and Blackwell’s loss last week to Democrats Stone Chism and Triple R and that Escondido was upset because he felt Blackwell wasn’t focused enough on the business at hand.  

Suave: “Could there be trouble between Charlie Blackwell and ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido?  Stay tuned.”

MATCH #2- PCW Television Title Match

‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R)
vs.

Ken Worth- The American Trucker (I-American Heartland Coalition) (c)

The TV Champion comes out quickly and gets Scott locked up in a Full Nelson.   Worth keeps the pressure on and gets an early cover for a two count.

 

Scott tries a power move but Worth ain’t having any of it.  Stare off in the second minute as neither man backs down.

 

Chops by Worth stun Scott and drive him into the corner.  Worth tries to get the Jake Brake but Scott blocks.  DDT by Worth and a cover gets another two count.

 

Cobra Clutch by Worth in the fourth minute.  Scott powers out but the match has been all the American Trucker so far.

 

Midway through the sixth minute, Scott catches Worth with a neckbreaker and grabs some of the momentum back.   Worth retaliates by heaving Scott out of the ring.

 

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Worth grabs a chair and clocks Scott in the face with it.    Then he goes after the knees.

 

Scott hits a backbreaker in the eighth minute and rallies again.  Scott’s knee is hampering him a bit but the challenger appears to be gaining strength.

 

Again, just when Scott looks like he’s getting back into the match, Worth craftily tries a submission hold.  Sleeper by Worth and Scott barely reaches the ropes to force a break.

 

To the outside, Scott pulls a 2 x 4 from underneath the ring and blasts the TV Champion with it.  Then he nails him a second time while he’s on all fours.  Scott then pulls out a ladder and tosses it into the ring.

 

Ladder shot to the American Trucker by Scott and the tide is starting to turn in the eleventh minute.  Scott rolls up Worth…

 

Worth flips it over and covers Scott…1…2…Scott kicks out.   Now it’s Worth with the ladder and plasters Scott with it.

 

…and again…Worth regains the advantage and covers.  Scott kicks out again at 2.  More ladder shots follow.

 

In the fourteenth minute, Worth decks Scott with the ladder and again goes for the cover…

 

…out of nowhere, Scott rolls Worth up…1…2…3.  New Television Champion!

WINNER AND NEW PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION: ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) @ 14:09

Suave calls it a great match and praises both men.  Worth can’t believe it.  Suave notes that Worth’s title reign lasted over 49 weeks- almost one full year and he fought like hell to hang onto the title tonight.

Suave previews next week’s ‘State of PCW’ address to be delivered by PCW CEO Barack Obama.

Next, a look at PCW Champion Jill Berg (R) who’s steaming hot about the treatment of The Alaskan Pitbull Sarah Palin by the Democrats.

PCW Champion Jill Berg

“I don’t care what they say.  You substitute Hillary Clinton for Sarah Palin and the left would be totally apoleptic right now at the way that she’s been treated.”   Berg went on to say that the treatment of Sarah Palin by left is worse than the Republican’s treatment of Hillary Clinton back in the 90′s.  “As a woman, I am shocked and appalled at the situational sexism exhibited by the left towards Palin.”

Berg also added:

“Ever since Palin was named John McCain’s running mate in 2008, she’s been subject to a rather vicious smear campaign.  Palin once had a approval rating in Alaska in the 90% range.  After a year of unending left wing personal attacks, her approval rating had dropped into the 50′s.  It’s transparently clear that the left is for some reason, deathly afraid of Palin which is why they’ve resorted to such extreme tactics to neutralize her.”

MATCH #3- PCW World Arguing Champion Title Match

Glenn Beck (R)
vs.
??????????

Suave wonders just who Beck’s opponent will be.  Then Kimber Marshall announces…

Frances Fox Piven

Suave: “You’re kidding.”

For her part, the seventy-eight year old Piven looks bewildered to be inside a wrestling ring with Beck.

The bell rings and Suave is totally confused about what’s about to happen.  Beck comes out dancing around the ring a la Muhammad Ali.  Piven simply watches while Beck bounces around awkwardly.   Beck starts taunting her.  Suave calls for an end to the ‘travesty of a match.’

Then Beck clotheslines Piven and Suave goes ballistic.

Suave: “Regardless of what you think of Piven’s views, this is just not called for.”

Beck taunts her some more and the crowd roars…

Arianna Huffington

Suave: “IT’S ARIANNA!”

Huffington comes down with a steel chair and blasts Beck with it from behind.  Beck drops to the mat and holds the back of his head.   He yells something to the referee who immediately calls for the bell.

The referee tells Kimber Marshall what the decision is and then she announces that Beck is the winner by disqualification and the new World’s Arguing Champion.  Suave immediately yells that there’s no disqualification in PCW.

WINNER AND NEW PCW WORLD’S ARGUING CHAMPION: Glenn Beck (R) by DQ

Huffington gets into the referee’s face.  Beck celebrates with his shiny new belt, still holding the back of his head.   Huffington is livid and continues to argue with the referee.   Someone slips in the ring…

PCW Champion Jill Berg

Suave: “IT’S THE PCW CHAMPION!  AND ARIANNA DOESN’T SEE HER BEHIND HER.”

Huffington finally turns around and Berg snaps off a Buzzsaw Kick right off Arianna’s jaw.  She out before hitting the mat.  Jill-Berg stands over Huffington and shouts “THAT’S FOR SARAH PALIN!”

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MAIN EVENT- PCW Tag Team Title Match

Triple R and ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D)
vs.

The International Hit Squad
‘Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta and Daniel-San w/Mrs. Miyagi (I) (c)

Cheering the Democrats on is Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid.  Suave thinks they believe Triple R and Chism have a good chance at bringing the tag belts back to the Democrats.

 

Fast starting match.   Chism and Triple R doubleteam Golatta early on.

 

But then Golatta and Daniel-San turn the tables and do their own double team on Triple R.   The pace is blistering early on.

 

In the third minute, the champions take control of the match.

 

But then it goes outside the ring and breaks down.  Both teams grab weapons and it becomes a free for all.

 

Triple R clears the decks on the floor with the ladder and then gets caught from behind by Daniel-San.

 

Chism tries to set the ladder up for a high risk move.  Golatta splashes him in the corner into the ladder.

 

Golatta goes crazy and decks both opponents with stiff right hands.  Chism grabs the trash can and bashes Golatta over the head.  Triple R gets lazy and watches Chism.  Daniel-San comes up from behind and rolls him up.

 

At the exact same time, Chism covers Golatta.  But the referee has his eye on Daniel-San and counts his pinfall on Triple R.   He calls for the bell.

WINNER AND STILL PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: The International Hit Squad @ 4:36

Post match, Triple R flips out and berates the referee as the show goes off the air…