As you know, Joe Leiberman announced that he is retiring from the PCW Executive Committee when his term comes up in 2012.
PCW now takes you back to, perhaps, what is Leiberman’s great triumph. Overcoming the odds in holding on to his Executive Committee position in 2006. Let’s go back…
September 17th, 2006 PCW Lock and Load PPV
NED LAMONT SEGMENT
Ned Lamont and his Bloggers, Media Matters for America, Eric Alterman, and The Daily Kos come to the ring and Lamond has something to say. Except when Lamond starts to talk. The Daily Kos interrupts and steps in. He gloats and dances and says that the prodigal sons, the messiahs, the saviors of the Democrats have arrived at Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon. Eric Alterman asks the PCW fans if they realize that they are part of history tonight. They have come together and are part of a history making moment. To celebrate Lamont’s historic victory over Joe Leiberman. With all humility, Daily Kos wants to thank himself and Media Matters and Alterman, for this achievement. The crowd doesn’t share his sentiment. Daily Kos tells the fans ‘screw you.’ He and his bloggers know better than the ignorant fans does. “Lamont compromised with the extreme elements of the Democrats!” Suave says. Lamont actually starts to open his mouth to say something but gets interrupted. “We are going to end the reign of the Republicans,” Daily Kos declares. “Our first step was to take on a legend in Joe Leiberman,” Alterman adds, “and we kicked his ass all over the ring!” For that, Alterman tells the audience ‘You’re welcome’ for their hard work and his ingenuity. This is our night.
“That’s a hell of a story,” an older folksy voice says from the back. “IT’S JOE LEIBERMAN!” exclaims Suave. Lamont starts to talk but Media Matters jumps in and tells him that if he makes one more step to the ring, they will kick his ass again. “You’re done,” sneers Eric Alterman, “go back to Connecticut old man before we embarrass you again. By collaborating with the Republicans in the name of co-operation, you’ve sold the Democrats down the river.”
“That’s funny, the part about you kicking my ass,” Leiberman responds. Let’s watch what really happened:
MATCH #1- REPLAY OF NED LAMONT VS. JOE LEIBERMAN- PCW SPECIAL EVENT IN HARTFORD, CONNECTICUT
It’s late in the match and Leiberman and Lamont have been through a war. As Lamont goes for a spear, Leiberman trips him up with a drop toe hold and locks on the abdominal stretch. The Bloggers then make a move to intervene. Behind Leiberman, Daily Kos slips in the ring wearing brass knuckles. Eric Alterman and Media Matters distracts Leiberman and Daily Kos nails him with the brass knucks. Media Matters rolls Leiberman over and points Lamont to make the cover.
“Oh yeah,” Leiberman says, “you kicked my ass after your goons slipped you those brass knuckles.” Media Matters dismisses Leiberman as yesterday’s news. “You know, I’d actually love to hear Lamond talk for himself.” Sauve opines. “Come on out Howard,” Daily Kos says. “YEEEEEE-AHHHH!” The American Screamer Howard Dean comes out. Dean tells Leiberman that he appreciates his years of service to the Democrats but after what happened in Hartford he has no choice but endorse Lamont. Lamont grins. “It’s time for you stand down,” he says. Leiberman tells Dean and Lamont he’s not quitting quite yet. “I’m sure all of my ‘Joe-aholics’ out there will stand with me. If the Democrats doesn’t want me, than I have no other choice but to become an independent!” The crowd goes wild while Lamont and the Bloggers are furious. Daily Kos sputters that the Bloggers didn’t care about the so-called Joe-acholics. Leiberman lost and if he doesn’t want to go away gracefully, they’ll have to take it to the extreme one more time on him. Media Matters jumps out of the ring with other Bloggers right behind and confronts Leiberman. “THAT’S FOUR AGAINST ONE!” Suave says, “LEIBERMAN’S A SITTING DUCK!”
A huge explosion SFX. Through the smoke comes A. Tom Bomb (A-Bomb), Hy Drogen Bomb (H-Bomb), “Silent But Deadly” Newt Tron Bomb, led by their well-endowed sister Daisy Cutter Bomb. Eric Alterman immediately accuses Leiberman of switching to the Republicans. “Which you were an honorary member of anyways,” Media Matters adds. A- Bomb responds. He’s tired of not being supported by the Republicans. He’s tired of the politics of George W, Dick- his aide de camp, and The Mastermind Karl Rove. He’s tired of getting screwed over. “Screw the Republicans!” A-Bomb declares, “as of this moment the Bomb Family are also becoming independents.” “HOLY CRAP!” Suave exclaims, “HE’S SWITCHING SIDES!” H-Bomb then tells Leiberman than the Bomb Brothers have his back.
October 26th, 2006- PCW Extreme Political TV
Joe Leiberman Promo
Leiberman states that as his big match at PCW Extreme Election Night with the Democrat’s Ned Lamont gets closer, it’s clear that the ‘joe-mentum’ is on his side. He says that he feels ‘joe-rrific’ and Lamont, Daily Kos, Eric Alterman, Media Matters For America, and even that hideous Arianna Huffing-puff…Stuffenpuff… Someone whispers in Joe’s ear. “Oh, Huffington. They can all just kiss my ass,” Leiberman says. “It doesn’t matter what they say because it’s clear the people, my ‘joe-coholics,’ are behind me. From behind, Ned Lamont blindsides Leiberman from behind. “You’re just a member of the Republican in Independent clothing.” Then Alan “Mr. Irrelevant” Schlesinger comes out and stomps on Leiberman. “No he’s not.,” he says, “he’s really a member of the Democrat. Lamont claims Leiberman is an Republican, and then stomps on him. Schlesinger says Leiberman’s is an Democrat, and then stomps on him some more. They argue back and forth and stomp on Leiberman.
“Poor Joe,” Suave says, “he’s getting his ‘joe-butt’ double teamed right now. Can he hold off Lamont’s challenge at PCW Extreme Election Night? Or will Leiberman celebrate a ‘joe-victory?’”
November , 2006
MATCH #2- THREE WAY DANCE- JOE LEIBERMAN (Independent), NED LAMONT (D), and ALAN SCHLESINGER (R)
“All right, the Left Wing Bloggers Daily Kos, Media Matters for America, and Eric Alterman were the difference the last time Leiberman and Lamont met up,” explained Suave. “This time, Alan Schlesinger may be the wild card of the group.”
The bell rings and immediately the Bloggers pile into the ring and attack Leiberman. Schlesinger joins in.
“HOLY CRAP! IT’S FIVE AGAINST ONE!” Suave says as the referee is powerless to prevent the outside interference.
Leiberman is whipped into the ropes and Daily Kos and Media Matters set to double team him. Leiberman clotheslines the two bloggers but then gets blindsided by Eric Alterman.
The Bomb Brothers (Independents A. Tom Bomb, Hy Drogen Bomb, and Newt Tron Bomb) runs out. “HERE THEY COME!” Suave says as the crowd stands up and cheers, “THE ODDS HAVE JUST BEEN EVENED UP!”
A-Bomb power slams Eric Alterman. H-Bomb lifts Daily Kos in the air and tosses him over the top rope through a ringside table.
“HOLY CRAP!” Suave says as Daily Kos is buried amongst the remains of the table.
“BCEW!…BCEW!” chants the crowd.
A-Bomb corners Alan Schlesinger. Schlesinger desperately calls out to the Republicans for help. As A-Bomb lifts him up and Newt Tron Bomb sets a table up in the ring, Schlesinger calls out for Dick, or The Mastermind Karl Rove, or even the Rookie Sensation Starz N. Stripes. No help arrives and A-Bomb power A-Bombs Schlesinger through the table. Leiberman covers and Schlesinger is eliminated. The crowd serenades Schlesinger with the ‘na, na. hey-hey-hey goodbye’ song.
H-Bomb decks Media Matters and then climbs out of the ring. He grabs Media Matters’s legs and crotches him on the ringpost. H-Bomb then rolls him out of the ring.
“IT’S DOWN TO LEIBERMAN AND LAMONT NOW!” Suave says. “Now we’ll find out just what Lamont is made of.”
Lamont appears unsure and turns around looking for help. He calls for The American Screamer Howard Dean, “The Natural” Barack Obama, or anyone else from the Progressive Alliance. Like Schlesinger, no help arrives.
“I think its safe to say that the ‘Joe-mentum’ is on Leiberman’s side now,” Suave says.
Suddenly, another left wing blogger, Arianna Huffington, shrieks down the aisle towards the ring to help Lamont and runs into the manager of the Bomb Brothers Daisy Cutter-Bomb. Daisy lays her out with a wicked clothesline. Lieberman stomps his foot three times and sets him up for his closer.
“LEIBERMAN’S GOING FOR THE ‘JOE-STOPPER!” Suave says.
Lamont turns around just in time to catch a superkick right to his chin.
“That’s a pretty good kick for an old guy,” Suave cracks. “I didn’t think he could get his leg that high.”
Lamont drops as if he’s been shot. Leiberman covers and that’s the match.
WINNER: JOE LEIBERMAN (I)
Huffington throws a fit and stomps around at ringside as Joe holds up his hand in victory.
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