PCW Extreme Political TV on P-SPAN (1 Hour)
Sandusky Skate World
Monday March 29th
Host: Johnny Suave
Crowd – PCW!…PCW!…PCW!
Johnny Suave – HELLO AND WELCOME TO P-C-W!
Crowd – RAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Johnny Suave – I AM JOHNNY SUAVE AND TONIGHT WE HAVE-
[Joe Biden strides to the ring.]
Johnny Suave – Hey. Who let Joe Biden out of the closet?
[Biden climbs in and takes the microphone from the lovely Kimber Marshall.]
Joe Biden – Ladies and gentlemen. Let me say, that we are truly living in historic times. Franklin Delano Roosevelt brought us the New Deal. Harry Truman brought us the Fair Deal. And now, with the passage of health insurance for all PCW employees Barack Obama has brought us the Big F****** Deal!
Johnny Suave – Oh dear.
Joe Biden – Get it? The Big F****** Deal! That’s because it is a Big F****** Deal!
[Rahm Emanuel and a couple Obama aides come out to escort Biden off the stage.]
Joe Biden – What! It is a big f****** deal! It’s a totally big f****** deal!
[Biden raises his hands to the crowd. The crowd boos and then start heaving debris into the ring.]
turns and sees a fan holding up the picture of Reagan.]
Joe Biden – Wait a minute! That’s not a Big F****** Deal!
[A steaming Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid stride to the ring.]
Nancy Pelosi – WAIT A MINUTE! WAAAAIT A MINUTE! You put that sign down right now!
[The fan refuses.]
Nancy Pelosi – I said put that sign down.
[The fan flips Pelosi off.]
Nancy Pelosi - That’s it. SECURITY!
Crowd – BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[Security comes over to the fan.]
Voice – Now hold on a second.
Crowd – RAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Johnny Suave – IT’S ‘NO FRILLS’ CHRIS ESCONDIDO, ‘AMERICAN CITIZEN’ KEVIN SCOTT AND JUSTIN SUFFERABLE!
[Escondido, Scott, and Sufferable walk to the ring.]
Chris Escondido – Hey Nancy. Leave the guy alone.
Crowd – RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chris Escondido – The guy paid for his ticket with his hard earned cash. Let him hold up his sign.
Nancy Pelosi – I don’t care how much he paid for his ticket. The sign is going down. Security!
[A security guard tries to rip the sign from the fan's hands. Escondido walks over and pushes the guard down.]
Nancy Pelosi – How dare you?
Chris Escondido – He’s not hurting anyone. You just don’t like the message. Leave him and his sign alone.
Nancy Pelosi – I want the sign gone! Security!
Crowd – BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[Linda McMahon comes out.]
Crowd – BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Linda McMahon – As the CEO of the WWE, I have plenty of experience in dealing with this sort of thing. Since you always have to protect the corporate brand, I have to reluctantly agree with Ms. Pelosi on this issue.
[The guard gets up and rips the sign away from the fan.]
Crowd – BULL****!…BULL****…BULL****
Nancy Pelosi – Get used to it, Escondido. You had your chance to rejoin the winning side. We make the rules now. We decide what’s appropriate and not appropriate. And I say this sign is not appropriate.
[Escondido tears the sign away from the guard.]
Crowd – RAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chris Escondido – And I say that you don’t make all the rules and the guy has a right to show his sign.
[He hands the sign back to the fan.]
Chris Escondido – And with all due respect Ms. McMahon, PCW is NOT an entertainment corporation. We are a wrestling…company!
Crowd – RAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chris Escondido – So you can take your corporate branding and stick it up your ass!
[An angry Linda McMahon turns and storms off in a huff.]
Nancy Pelosi – You dare defy me? Well, Mr. Escondido. You and Kevin Scott just bought yourself a one way ticket to hell. It’ll be you two versus the PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka and a partner of MY choice later tonight.
Chris Escondido – You’re on!
Johnny Suave – There’s our main event tonight! Tanaka and a mystery partner versus ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott.
CWC vs EXPERTS – On Hallowed Ground
Ultimate Survivor Match
Experts Survivors vs. CWC Survivors
True Expert Championship
Hannibal Cage© vs. Cecile Lecrux vs. Level-One
CWC World Championship
Nero Cain© vs. Jinx
Team Arbiter X vs. Team T-Bone
Team Thunder vs. Team Graves
Team Payne vs. Team Hollywood
Team Ruckus vs. Team Black
Team Ramon vs. Team Belmont
Championship Wrestling Council
The CWC is an inter-fed currently consisting of 14 federations.
Big Oil and Big Electric w/Texas Tex (Public Utilities)
vs. Blue Dog D and the ‘Wonk Machine’ RINO (Bipartisan Dream Team)
vs. Ranck and Fyle (Democrat)
[Kimber Marshall stands ready to announce the first match.]
Kimber Marshall – This match is a three way elimination tag match. First, on their way to the ring at this time, Public Utilities- Big Oil and Big Electric!!!
[Texas Tex, brandishing his golden money belt and pushing a wheelbarrow full of cash, leads Big Oil and Big Electric to the ring. ]
Kimber Marshall – The second team in this contest is the Bipartisan Dream Team- Blue Dog D and the ‘Wonk Machine’ RINO!
[Blue Dog D and RINO walk to the ring.]
Kimber Marshall – And their final opponents, Democrats Ranck and Fyle.
[Ranck and Fyle walk to the ring.]
Kimber Marshall – Davey Keels is the referee for this match.
[All three teams attack. Big Oil wallops Blue Dog D and then places him on the turnbuckle. Big Electric jumps in and lands a front-layout superplex. RINO executes a pumphandle slam on Charlie Ranck. Pete Fyle places Big Electric on the turnbuckle and executes his own front-layout superplex. (ding, ding, ding)]
Johnny Suave – There’s the bell. Not that it mattered as all three teams are in the ring right now. Blue Dog D has a guillotine choke on Big Electric. Big Oil hits the double axhandle and breaks the hold. Keels chases Big Oil and Pete Fyle out of the ring as Blue Dog D measures Big Electric up. And he drops a closed fist. Big Electric comes back with a right of his own. Big Electric has Blue Dog D….tiger driver. Now Big Electric gets pulled out of the ring by Ranck. Ranck with a closed fist. Now Ranck applies an arm wrench to Big Electric. (….4) Big Oil coming over. He’s intercepted by Pete Fyle.
[Blue Dog D gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Ranck. Blue Dog D stands They head back into the ring. Ranck knifehand chops Blue Dog D. Blue Dog D springboard DDT's Ranck to the mat!]
Johnny Suave – We got a cover……no! Ranck kicks out at 2. Blue Dog D gets up. He locks Ranck into a headscissors submission. The referee checks. … Blue Dog D tightens the hold. …Ranck fights the hold…Pete Fyle in! HE makes Blue Dog D break the hold!
[Blue Dog D tags in RINO. Big Electric rolls onto Ranck connecting with a knee. Pete Fyle tagged in by Ranck. Fyle clotheslines RINO. ]
Johnny Suave – Fyle comes in and shocks the Wonk Machine with a clothesline! Now Big Electric hits RINO with an elbowdrop. Big Electric tags Big Oil. Fyle with the mule kick on RINO. Big Oil drops the big leg on RINO. Now he’s got Fyle…oh…Big Oil shoves Fyle to the ground. Big Electric runs in and rains down punches on Fyle repeatedly. Big Electric then clotheslines him.
[Big Oil gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Fyle. ]
Johnny Suave – Diving elbow smash rearranged the teeth on Big Oil! *WHAP* Whoaaaa. Big Oil just chopped the hell out of Pete Fyle.
[RINO makes the tag to Blue Dog D. Fyle rakes his fingers across Blue Dog D's back. ]
Johnny Suave – back rake!
[Blue Dog D tries for a side belly-to-belly suplex on Fyle but changes to a STF. Fyle gets locked in the painful STF. Davey Keels asks Pete Fyle if he quits. ... Blue Dog D tightens the hold. ... Pete Fyle fights the hold. ... Blue Dog D continues but Fyle is able to escape. Big Oil drags Pete Fyle to the floor. Big Oil picks up Pete Fyle and dumps him with a Gut Wrench Suplex on an open chair!!]
Johnny Suave – Holy crap!
[ Big Oil chokes Fyle with a microphone cable. Now he chokes Fyle with his boot. Big Oil bounces Fyle off the side of the ring and clotheslines him on the floor. Blue Dog D jumps in! He hits a swinging neckbreaker on Big Oil.]
Johnny Suave – Everyone back in the ring now. Blue Dog D goes up top…Big Oil gets hit with a diving elbow smash. Blue Dog D tags in RINO. Fyle climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Big Oil. Big Oil back up. He charges Fyle…Fyle ducks and back body drops Big Oil to ringside. Charlie Ranck on top…falling splash on Big Oil. Blue Dog D with a chair!
[Blue Dog clocks Big Oil with the chair and busts him open.]
Johnny Suave – HOLY CRAP!
[Fyle with a baba chop on RINO. RINO then bounces Fyle off the ropes and clotheslines him. RINO punches Fyle repeatedly. Fyle gets away and makes the tag to Ranck. Ranck comes in with the steel chair...*CLANG*]
Johnny Suave - HOLY CRAP! Now Ranck sets the chair on RINO…Fyle on top…Big Splash on the chair and RINO!!
Crowd – PCW!…PCW!…PCW!
[Ranck puts RINO in an arm grapevine submission. Big Oil finally gets back into the ring and tags in Big Electric. Ranck jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on RINO. Ranck covers. ...1...2...RINO with the lateral press. Big Electric whips RINO to the corner of the ring. RINO tags in Blue Dog D.]
Johnny Suave – Blue Dog D back in. Fyle and Big Electric brawl in the corner. Blue Dog D goes up top.
[Blue Dog D hits the springboard bulldog, slamming Big Electric's and Fyle's head onto the floor. Blue Dog D pulls Fyle up.]
Johnny Suave – Blue Dog D…RUNNING POWERBOMB ON FYLE! HE COVERS…ONE…TWO…NO! FYLE KICKS OUT AT TWO!
[Blue Dog D goes for a belly-to-belly suplex but Big Electric clubs him from behind. Big Electric locks him in the painful STF.]
Johnny Suave – Davey Keels checks for a tap out…Big Oil in the ring. He sets a chair up…Fireman’s Carry to Pete Fyle…Big Oil drops him down on the chair! Big Electric breaks the STF and hits Fyle with a bodyblock, what a move! Big Oil applies a headlock… BOOM! DDT!
[Blue Dog D hits Big Electric with a back fist. Fyle makes it back to his corner and tags in Charlie Ranck.]
Johnny Suave – Ranck hits a running forearm smash on Big Oil. Fyle hits Big Oil with a flying senton. Ranck has an object! HOLY CRAP! Ranck cuts Big Oil with the object! Big Oil is busted open again. HERE COMES FYLE!
[Big Oil gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Pete Fyle. Ranck hits a frog splash on Big Oil. Ranck is back on his feet. Ranck climbs to the top of the turnbuckle.]
Johnny Suave – Diving headbutt on Big Oil! Ranck and Fyle lift up the big guy. WATCH OUT!
[Ranck and Fyle piledrive Big Oil to the mat.]
Johnny Suave – PILEDRIVER! PILEDRIVER!
[Ranck knees Big Oil and rolls back to his feet. Ranck with a leg drop. Big Electric runs in. Ranck tackles Big Electric. Ranck hits the flying legdrop across Big Electric's neck. Ranck hits Big Oil with an elbowdrop. ]
Johnny Suave – Blue Dog D back in the ring. Ranck stomps away at Big Oil. Blue Dog D leaps.
[Blue Dog D leaps up, swings around Ranck and DDT's him. ]
Johnny Suave – What a move by Blue Dog D. Now he sets the chair on Big Oil… leg drop on the chair and Big Oil!! Now wait…here comes RINO!
[RINO goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Ranck.]
Johnny Suave – HOLY CRAP! Now Blue Dog D goes off the top and nails Big Oil with a flying elbow drop to the gut. RINO with a chair!
[Blue Dog D drop kicks the chair into Big Oil's face. He hooks the leg. Keels makes the count...1...2...3. ]
Johnny Suave – Public Utilities is out!
Kimber Marshall – Public Utilities have been eliminated.
[Ranck executes a corkscrew legdrop on Blue Dog D. Ranck flips onto him. ]
Johnny Suave – Blue Dog D takes a flip. Cover…no. Easy kick out by Blue Dog D.
[Blue Dog D tags in RINO. RINO lariats Ranck. Blue Dog D follows with a flying knee drop.]
Johnny Suave – Flying knee drop sucks the air out of Charlie Ranck!
[Ranck pushes RINO away and leaps to tag in Pete Fyle. Fyle from the top rope drops RINO with a missile drop kick. Ranck with a flying knee drop right to RINO's gut. Blue Dog D in. Ranck lariats Blue Dog D. Fyle with a diving elbow smash to RINO. Fyle with a second diving elbow smash on RINO. Ranck pulls RINO up by the hair. ]
Johnny Suave – RINO in a bit of trouble now. Ranck and Fyle having got him in the wrong part of Dodge.
[Ranck and Fyle alternate chops to the Wonk Machine RINO. RINO suddenly lariats both men and runs across the ring to make the tag to Blue Dog D. Blue Dog D punches Ranck. Blue Dog D punches Fyle. Blue Dog D clotheslines Ranck. RINO hits a running neckbreaker drop on Fyle. ]
Johnny Suave – RINO’s IN AND HE’S PISSED…AND HE’S GOT FYLE UP AND IN A BAD, BAD WAY!
[RINO flattens Fyle with a running powerbomb to the mat.]
Johnny Suave – RINO gets out of the ring. Blue Dog D tags him right back in. Ranck tags in Pete Fyle.
[RINO attacks immediately and hits Fyle with an exploder suplex. Fyle tries to tag in Ranck by RINO drags him across the ring to the opposite corner. Ranck in. RINO slaps Ranck hard and sends him reeling. RINO sends Fyle to the corner of the ring. Fyle staggers out and RINO chops him down. RINO makes the tag to Blue Dog D. Blue Dog D has a chair. *CLANG* Fyle down! Ranck back in. *CLANG* Ranck down. Blue Dog D covers. Davey Keels counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Fyle escapes. ]
Johnny Suave – That was close! Blue Dog D nearly got the win.
[PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka and Reika runs down.]
Johnny Suave – IT’S TANAKA! TANAKA GRABS BLUE DOG D AND SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! RINO IN. TANAKA CHOPS HIM DOWN.
[Ringside, Reika chokes Blue Dog D with a microphone cable.]
Johnny Suave – REIKA’S CHOKING BLUE DOG D OUT! AND HERE COMES SARAHPAC!
['The Alaskan Pitbull' Sarah Palin, Hunter the Hunter, and Grizzly Adam race down. Hunter the Hunter uses a running lariat to take Fyle down. Palin whacks Reika with a hockey stick. Palin and Reika fight into the aisle.]
Johnny Suave – This one’s starting to get out of hand.
[Tanaka is choking RINO over the top rope. Pete Fyle is back on his feet and moves back to the ring. Hunter the Hunter pulls Tanaka off RINO and they start brawling. Tanaka lariats Hunter the Hunter. Blue Dog D crawls back in. RINO bounces Pete Fyle off the ropes and hits him with a backdrop. Grizzly Adam attacks Tanaka now. Blue Dog D clotheslines Fyle.]
Johnny Suave – Blue Dog D with a swinging bulldog on Pete Fyle. Blue Dog D covers…1 …2 …3. THAT’S IT!
Crowd – RAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kimber Marshall – The winners of this match at eighteen minutes and thirty-six seconds, The Bipartisan Dream Team- Blue Dog D and RINO!!!
Johnny Suave – An incredible win for the Bipartisan Dream Team. Back with more after this…
PCW WORLD CHAMPION: Yamamoto Tanaka (Independent)
PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION: Ken Worth-American Trucker (American Heartland Coalition)
PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Jack and Jim Schmidt (Ron Paul’s New Libertarian Army)
#1- Khalid-El (Axis of Evil)
#2- ‘Hollywood A-Lister’ Stone Chism (Progressive Alliance)
#3- Kevin Scott (American Heartland Coalition)
#4- SNAFU (American Heartland Coalition)
#5- Bird ‘The Mark’ Ridfych (Independent)
#6- Newt Tron Bomb (American Patriots)
TAG TEAM CONTENDERS:
#1- ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and ’American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (American Heartland Coalition)
#2- Big Oil and Big Electric (Public Utilities)
#3- A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb (American Patriots)
#4- The Goatbusters (Island of Misfit Wrestlers)
#5- Midnite Rockin’ Xpress- Bobby Ricky Michaels/Marty Gibson-Lane (Old School Kings)
#6- Raving Rednecks Locke and Loade (American Patriots)
Upcoming PCW Events:
Wednesday March 31st @ Erie, PA- Tullio Arena
Friday April 2nd @ Rochester, NY- Blue Cross Arena
Saturday April 3rd @ Albany, NY- Times Union Center
Monday April 5th @ Concord, NH- Douglas N. Everett Arena
Friday April 9th @ Roanoke, Va- Roanoke Civic Center
Saturday April 10th @ Bristol, TN- Viking Hall Civic Center
Monday April 12th @ Pikeville, KY- Eastern Kentucky Exposition Center
Friday April 16th @ Huntington WVA – Big Sandy Superstore Arena
Saturday April 17th @ Corbin, KY – The Arena at Southeastern Kentucky Agricultural and Expo Complex
Monday April 19th @ Dayton, OH – Hara Arena
Club Voyeur in West Hollywood
[Republican Leader Michael Steele and Republican Donor Erik Brown stand up. Brown hides.]
Michael Steele – Whoa. Wait. This isn’t what you think. This is not a lesbian dance and strip club. This is…the legends of dance club. See?
[Steele begins to Riverdance a la Michael Flatley- Lord of the Dance.]
Johnny Suave – Okay, I don’t know what is more offensive here.
[Nancy Pelosi goes up to newcomer Charlie Blackwell with his valet Kenzie Blair.]
Nancy Pelosi – Blackwell. Here’s your chance to prove yourself. You…and the PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka against the former PCW Tag Team Champions Chris Escondido and Kevin Scott. What do you say?
[Blackwell looks at Kenzie. Kenzie nods.]
Charlie Blackwell – Okay.
Johnny Suave – HOLY CRAP! The new guy, Charlie Blackwell, joining forces with the PCW Champion against Escondido and Scott. Coming up next.
REPLAY: PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka vs. PCW Television Champion Ken Worth- The American Trucker
[Tanaka pulls the Television Champion up and punches him repeatedly. AT tries for a double underhook...Tanaka pushes him down. Now Tanaka hooks Worth in a double underhook...TIGER DRIVER! TIGER DRIVER! Tanaka is simply overpowering The American Trucker right now. Baba chop by Tanaka. Spinning leg lariat by Tanaka sends AT to the mat. Very agile move for the six foot nine Tanaka. Reika Kisurgi throws a table into the ring. This can't be good for the American Trucker. The table is set...Tanaka lifts Wort up...Tequila Sheila in the ring! Reika tackles her. CAT-FIIIIIGHT! CAT-FIIIIIIIGHT!
[Tanaka hits Inverted DDT and puts AT through the table.]
Crowd – PCW!…PCW!…PCW!…
Johnny Suave – TANAKA JUST DESTROYED WORTH! HOLY CRAP!
[Reika hits Tequila Sheila with the back of her elbow. Tequila Sheila rakes Reika's face.]
Johnny Suave – Tanaka takes Ken Worth up to the top turnbuckle…
[On the top of the ringpost, Worth is bent forward, Tanaka grabs around his midsection and latches onto Worth's back. Tanaka pushes off the mat with his legs to flip him over and lands in a seated position driving the Television Champion's head down to the mat.]
Johnny Suave – JAPANESE SUPER DESTROYER! JAPANESE SUPER DESTROYER!
[Yamamoto Tanaka covers Worth hooking the leg. Ricky Bryan counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Johnny Suave – IT’S TANAKA!
Yamamoto Tanaka w/Reika (Democrat) and Charlie Blackwell (??)
vs. ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and Kevin Scott (American Heartland Coalition)
Kimber Marshall – This next match is a one fall, twenty minute time limit. . Led to the ring at this time by Reika- the team of Yamamoto Tanaka and Charlie Blackwell!!!
[Reika, Tanaka, and Blackwell come to the ring. ]
Kimber Marshall – And their opponents, accompanied by former PCW Champion and Hall of Famer Justin Sufferable, the team of ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and Kevin Scott.
[Sufferable, Escondido, and Scott walk to the ring.]
Johnny Suave – TANAKA AND BLACKWELL VERSUS ESCONDIDO AND SCOTT!
[(the bell rings)]
Johnny Suave – Scott and Blackwell to start. Scott in control. Guillotine choke on Charlie Blackwell. Referee Davey Keels makes him break the hold.
[Scott rolls onto Blackwell connecting with a knee. American Citizen tags in 'No Frills' Chris Escondido. American Citizen executes a corkscrew legdrop on Blackwell. American Citizen measures Blackwell and drops a closed fist. Blackwell clotheslines American Citizen and makes the tag to Yamamoto Tanaka. Escondido clotheslines Tanaka. Tanaka pokes Escondido in the eye with his thumb. Tanaka kicks Escondido in the stomach. Scott tosses in an open chair. Escondido hits a drop toe hold onto the open chair!! Tanaka's busted open above the left eye. He makes the tag to Charlie Blackwell. Tanaka suplexes Escondido. Tanaka clotheslines Escondido. Blackwell slips in. He hits the sidewalk slam on Escondido.]
Johnny Suave – Escondido is being double teamed by the unlikely pair of Tanaka and Blackwell! But he slips away. Tanaka retreats to his corner.
[Blackwell gets hit with a dragon screw from Escondido. Escondido puts the chair on Blackwell's body...'Escondido climbs up top...Splash onto the chair!! The ref starts the count. ...1 Blackwell kicks out. Blackwell tries for a fireman's carry; Escondido slips out. Blackwell makes the tag to Tanaka. Tanaka throws Escondido out of the ring and follows. Blackwell sets up a table. Tanaka lifts Escondido...inverted DDT thru the table! Tanaka gets up and rolls Escondido back into the ring. He makes the cover. Referee Davey Keels makes the count. ...1 ...2 'No Frills' Chris Escondido escapes. ]
Johnny Suave – Escondido somehow kicked out! Tanaka is not happy right now.
[Tanaka brings in Charlie Blackwell. Escondido gets a chair from Scott and drills Blackwell with it. Escondido dropkicks Blackwell right out of the ring!]
Johnny Suave – Blackwell dazed as he landed hard on the floor. HERE COMES ESCONDIDO!
[Escondido dives through the ropes and spears Blackwell.]
Johnny Suave – HOLY CRAP!
[Kevin Scott over...he hits a springboard bulldog and slams Blackwell's head onto the floor. Scott locks in the American Stars and Fuji Armbar.
Johnny Suave - Kevin Scott is not the legal man.
[Kenzie Blair over and whaps Scott in the head with her 'Wrestling Manager for Dummies' book and breaks the hold. ]
Johnny Suave – Blair with the save! I wonder if the book told her to do that. Scott throws Blackwell back into the ring and Escondido greets him with a front facelock. Now Escondido lifts up the youngster…FACEBUSTER!
[Escondido rolls Blackwell over. Reika jumps up on the top rope. Guillotine leg drop on Escondido. ]
Johnny Suave – REIKA WITH THE SAVE AND SHE NEARLY DECAPITATES ESCONDIDO!
[Sufferable in the ring with a Singapore cane. *WHAP* Reika goes down like a rock. ]
Johnny Suave – SUFFERABLE JUST CANED THE CRAP OUT OF REIKA! WAIT! WHAT IS NANCY PELOSI DOING OUT HERE?
[Pelosi goes over to the guy with the Reagan sign and rips it away from him. Escondido sees this and goes over to the edge of the ring and starts yelling at Pelosi. Pelosi rips the sign up in half. Tanaka sneaks in behind Escondido and then lariats the hell out of him. Escondido flips over the top rope and lands hard on the floor.]
Johnny Suave – ESCONDIDO IS DOWN! HE NEVER SAW TANAKA COMING AND GOT WALLOPED OUT TO THE FLOOR! TANAKA HAS KEVIN SCOTT BY THE THROAT!
[Charlie Blackwell looks at Tanaka, then at Scott. Then he winds up with his foot and kicks Tanaka in the balls from behind.]
Johnny Suave – BLACKWELL TURNED ON TANAKA! BLACKWELL TURNED ON TANAKA!
[Blackwell grabs Tanaka and cinches in the Katahajime. He gets Tanaka off his feet on and on the mat.]
Johnny Suave – TAZZMISSION! THE KATAHAJIME! BLACKWELL’S GOT TANAKA. HE’S FADING! REIKA’S ON THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE!
[Reika missile dropkicks Blackwell in the face and sends him flat on his back. Kenzie Blair in the ring with her book- 'Wrestling Manager for Dummies.' She winds up and whaps Reika in the head with the book.]
Johnny Suave – REIKA’S DOWN! REIKA’S DOWN!
[The video screen goes to just outside a dressing room in the back. A police escort is waiting at the door. One of the policemen knocks on the door.]
Policeman – Ms. Berg. It’s time.
[Jill Berg and her five bodyguards stride out from her dressing room with a purpose.]
Johnny Suave – IT’S JILL-BERG! SHE’S GOT A SCORE TO SETTLE WITH REIKA FOR SELLING OUT TO THE DEMOCRATS FOR TANAKA’S SERVICES!
[Jill climbs into the ring and tells her bodyguards to hold Reika up. Two bodyguards pull her from the mat and stand her up. Jill takes a step forward and whirls around- nailing a spinning heel kick flush on Reika's jaw. Reika slides to the mat unconscious.]
Johnny Suave – JILL-BERG JUST KO’D HER FORMER ASSOCIATE REIKA!
[Escondido climbs back into the ring. Scott crawls over to Tanaka. Escondido grabs a leg and flips over Tanaka.]
Johnny Suave – CATTLE MUTULATION! CATTLE MUTULATION! AND NOW SCOTT SLAPS ON THE AMERICAN STARS AND FUJIBAR ARMBAR! TANAKA TAPS OUT! THAT’S IT!
Crowd – RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[Scott, Escondido, Blackwell, Blair and Jill-Berg stand victorious in the ring. Pelosi is throwing a fit outside the ring.]
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