Wrestling Night in America on HOTv
Saturday April 3rd
Hosts: A. Kuluha Bacardi and Mitch ‘The Deuce’ Duesner
Bacardi – Welcome to another edition of Wrestling Night in America. Tonight, we bring you the best wrestling action from this week.
Duesner – We’ll have the current and up to date WWR Top 10, take a quick look back at the week in wrestling, and look at the recent power rankings which came out earlier today.
Bacardi – Tonight’s feature match is a doozy. From Action Packed Wrestling’s Rasslemania Pay Per View show, the APW Title match between then #1 ranked wrestler in the world Level-One versus challenger Pence Weatherlight. Also, Wrestling Midwest’s The Hardcore Icons, Valora Salinas and Umbrage, take on Eric Dillinger and Jordan Keyser. Simcoe County’s biggest feud explodes when Myke Adams and Simcoe County Champion Scarlett Willis meet arch-rivals Dynasty- ‘The Detroit Diva’ Lauri Verne and Aaron Blaize. Also, All-Star Championship Wrestling’s Alias puts his title on the line and Universal Wrestling Federation Champion Tyrone Kidd has a title defense at UWF’s Unbreakable pay per view.
Duesner: But first, we’re going to watch a couple of chicks get it on.
Bacardi: Ah…Mitch? That’s a women’s match we’re going to see.
Duesner: Pre-law…pre-med.
Bacardi: Xtreme World Wrestling Women’s Champion Allison Cooper puts the XWW Women’s title on the line against Nicole Hayes in our opening match from the XWW Fallout Pay Per View show.
MATCH #1
Allison Cooper (c) vs. Nicole Hayes
Xtreme World Wrestling’s Fallout PPV
Announcers: Jack Johnson and Mike Cayuga
RA: This match is for one fall and it is for The XWW Women’s World Championship, It is a Barbed Wire Match!. Introducing first, the Challenger Nicole Hayes!
I won’t tell you, by Lacuna Coil hits as pyro explodes from the stage, as Nicole comes out and stand at the top of the stage. She looks around at the fans, before walking down the ramp, and sliding in the ring. She goes to the corner and stands on the turnbuckle holding her right arm in the air hand in fist, as pyro explodes above the ring. She then hops down and waits for the bell.
RA: And her opponent, She is The XWW Women’s Champion Allison Cooper!
T-N-T hits over the p.a. system as Allison makes her way down to the ring smiling and waving at the fans. She is accompanied to the ring by a live pig on a leash she has named Wilbur who squeals 3 times when Allison gets a pin.
Nicole and Alison stare at each other, Allison reaches back and grabs the barb wire rope and removes her hand and shows it to Nicole with out even a slight grimace, her hand palm is now crimson red. Nicole shakes her head and the bell rings. Allison charges across at Nicole who does the same. The two Diva’s collide into each other, both with an arm outstretched and down they go as each clothesline connects. The two of them scramble back to their feet. Nicole unleashes a hard wheel kick to Allison’s head sending her into the ropes, as Allison rebounds back part of her ring attire is caught by the barb wire causing her to stumble. This causes Nicole’s follow up of a missile drop kick to miss and Nicole lands on the mat. Allison begins to stomp on Nicole’s mid section as she is on the mat. Nicole rolls onto her side clutching her stomach as Allison smiles and reaches down for her and grabs a hand full of hair and begins to yank Nicole up off the mat.
MC: Looks like these ladies are going try to rip each other to pieces
JJ: Really? I sure as hell hope so, a good old fashioned cat fight is exiting.
Allison has Nicole up in position for a suplex, she turns ever so slightly and drops Nicole onto and off the barb wire ropes and down to the canvas with a textbook slingshot suplex! Nicole lets out a groan as she lands on the mat. Allison smirks as Nicole tries to catch her breath. She brings Nicole back up off the canvas and Irish whips her into the corner and charges in and hops up onto the second turnbuckle and grabs Nicole’s head and goes for an elevated DDT, Nicole counters by driving her head up hitting Allison under the chin stopping the DDT attempt. Allison stumbles back a couple steps and Nicole hits a spear driving Allison into the mat. Nicole gets back up and glances down at her own mid section and notices the streaks of her own blood from the sling shot suplex she endured a few minutes earlier. Nicole’s eyes widen then get eerily small as the rage begins to build. She yanks Allison up off the mat by the hair and drags her over to the ropes and begins to rake her face along the barbs, she flings Allison backwards onto her back and Allison’s face and forehead are gashed open from the barbs. as the blood begins to stream down Allison’s face onto her chest Nicole cracks a devilish smile. The Wembley Stadium crowd erupts with chants of HOLY SHIT! and XWW!
MC: Oh my God! Allison’s forehead and face has been ripped open.
JJ: I knew this would be a blood bath Mike. Allison is in trouble, look at Nicole’s eyes. She’s lost it!
Nicole drops down and puts a knee into Allison’s chest and begins to use her fingernails trying to rip the cuts on Allison’s face and forehead open even more. The referee tries to admonish Nicole but she ignores him, Allison use the momentary distraction to her advantage and fires a punch to Nicole’s temple and she is knocked off. Allison gets to her feet and wipes her face with a hand as Nicole is getting back to her feet. Nicole shakes her head from the hard punch as Allison comes at her and lands a spear of her own. Nicole slams into the canvas, her head lying under the bottom rope. Allison plants both knees into Nicole’s chest and mid section and pushes down on the bottom rope, the barb wire begins to dig into Nicole’s forehead and Allison pushes down harder as she also moves the wire back and forth. The referee yells for her to get Nicole’s out from under the rope and she reluctantly does. Both women’s faces are almost completely obscured because of the now increased blood flow. Allison lifts Nicole up to her feet and delivers a hard kick to the gut, she jumps onto the top turnbuckle and leaps at Nicole going for the Alli-OOP!, The blood however causes Allison’s hands to slip off Nicole’s head as she grabs her and Allison lands on the mat, Nicole reacts and gets on the top rope and goes airborne, Purple Hayes! The referee dives to the mat as Nicole hooks a leg. 1……2…….3!!!!!
RA: Your winner and NEW XWW WOMEN’S CHAMPION! NICOLE HAYES!!!!!!
As Nicole takes the Title from the referee’s hand she shoves it up into the air high above her head, a wide grin crosses her crimson covered face as she slowly lowers it and drapes it on her shoulder. She wipes her brow with her hand to remove some of the blood as a equally bloodied Allison exits the ring on the opposite side and begins to head up the ramp to the tunnel. As Nicole carefully exits the ring and begins her walk to the back. Suddenly from beneath the ring Ivy Pierce appears and charges at Nicole from behind carrying a steel chair, Whack! The sound of the chair hitting Nicole’s head echoes across the stadium Ivy tosses the chair away and grabs the Women’s Title off the ground as Nicole lies there, Ivy rolls Nicole onto her back and places a foot on her chest and holds the belt up high taunting the crowd, then she lays it on Nicole’s abdomen and walks off through the crowd as medics come to render aide to the fallen NEW Women’s Champion.
Bacardi – An exciting start to tonight’s Wrestling Night in America. Nicole Hayes defeats Allison Cooper to win the XWW Women’s title.
Duesner – Unfortunately, Ivy Cooper came in after the match to rain on her parade…or in this case a steel-folding chair.
WINNER AND NEW XWW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Nicole Hayes
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Last week on PCW Extreme Political TV, ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (I) and ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (I) forced the PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D) to tap out to the Cattle Mutilation and American Stars and Fuji ArmBar after Tanaka’s partner, Charlie Blackwell (I) turned on the champion and slapped the Katahajime on him.
This week, Tanaka is out for blood and which of the three will be his opponent in the main event?
Also, we will find out just who Tanaka’s main rivals will be for the PCW Title going forward to November’s Extreme Election Night 2010.
Hank Johnson (D) will attempt to explain his recent comments about Guam capsizing due to too many people being on the island.
PCW Television Champion Ken Worth-The American Trucker (I) defends the title against Paddy O’Kennedy (D)
All this and more extreme political action Monday night on PCW Extreme Political TV.
Political Championship Wrestling
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Championship Wrestling Council
The CWC is an inter-fed currently consisting of 14 federations
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MATCH #2
Yamamoto Tanaka w/Reika (D) and Charlie Blackwell (??)
vs. ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and Kevin Scott (I)
Political Championship Wrestling’s Extreme Political TV
Announcer: Johnny Suave
Kimber Marshall – This next match is a one fall, twenty minute time limit. . Led to the ring at this time by Reika- the team of Yamamoto Tanaka and Charlie Blackwell!!!
[Reika, Tanaka, and Blackwell come to the ring. ]
Kimber Marshall – And their opponents, accompanied by former PCW Champion and Hall of Famer Justin Sufferable, the team of ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and Kevin Scott.
[Sufferable, Escondido, and Scott walk to the ring.]
Johnny Suave – TANAKA AND BLACKWELL VERSUS ESCONDIDO AND SCOTT!
[(the bell rings)]
Johnny Suave – Scott and Blackwell to start. Scott in control. Guillotine choke on Charlie Blackwell. Referee Davey Keels makes him break the hold.
[Scott rolls onto Blackwell connecting with a knee. American Citizen tags in 'No Frills' Chris Escondido. American Citizen executes a corkscrew legdrop on Blackwell. American Citizen measures Blackwell and drops a closed fist. Blackwell clotheslines American Citizen and makes the tag to Yamamoto Tanaka. Escondido clotheslines Tanaka. Tanaka pokes Escondido in the eye with his thumb. Tanaka kicks Escondido in the stomach. Scott tosses in an open chair. Escondido hits a drop toe hold onto the open chair!! Tanaka's busted open above the left eye. He makes the tag to Charlie Blackwell. Tanaka suplexes Escondido. Tanaka clotheslines Escondido. Blackwell slips in. He hits the sidewalk slam on Escondido.]
Johnny Suave – Escondido is being double teamed by the unlikely pair of Tanaka and Blackwell! But he slips away. Tanaka retreats to his corner.
[Blackwell gets hit with a dragon screw from Escondido. Escondido puts the chair on Blackwell's body...'Escondido climbs up top...Splash onto the chair!! The ref starts the count. ...1 Blackwell kicks out. Blackwell tries for a fireman's carry; Escondido slips out. Blackwell makes the tag to Tanaka. Tanaka throws Escondido out of the ring and follows. Blackwell sets up a table. Tanaka lifts Escondido...inverted DDT thru the table! Tanaka gets up and rolls Escondido back into the ring. He makes the cover. Referee Davey Keels makes the count. ...1 ...2 'No Frills' Chris Escondido escapes. ]
Johnny Suave – Escondido somehow kicked out! Tanaka is not happy right now.
[Tanaka brings in Charlie Blackwell. Escondido gets a chair from Scott and drills Blackwell with it. Escondido dropkicks Blackwell right out of the ring!]
Johnny Suave – Blackwell dazed as he landed hard on the floor. HERE COMES ESCONDIDO!
[Escondido dives through the ropes and spears Blackwell.]
Johnny Suave – HOLY CRAP!
[Kevin Scott over...he hits a springboard bulldog and slams Blackwell's head onto the floor. Scott locks in the American Stars and Fuji Armbar.
Johnny Suave - Kevin Scott is not the legal man.
[Kenzie Blair over and whaps Scott in the head with her 'Wrestling Manager for Dummies' book and breaks the hold. ]
Johnny Suave – Blair with the save! I wonder if the book told her to do that. Scott throws Blackwell back into the ring and Escondido greets him with a front facelock. Now Escondido lifts up the youngster…FACEBUSTER!
[Escondido rolls Blackwell over. Reika jumps up on the top rope. Guillotine leg drop on Escondido. ]
Johnny Suave – REIKA WITH THE SAVE AND SHE NEARLY DECAPITATES ESCONDIDO!
[Sufferable in the ring with a Singapore cane. *WHAP* Reika goes down like a rock. ]
Johnny Suave – SUFFERABLE JUST CANED THE CRAP OUT OF REIKA! WAIT! WHAT IS NANCY PELOSI DOING OUT HERE?
[Pelosi goes over to the guy with the Reagan sign and rips it away from him. Escondido sees this and goes over to the edge of the ring and starts yelling at Pelosi. Pelosi rips the sign up in half. Tanaka sneaks in behind Escondido and then lariats the hell out of him. Escondido flips over the top rope and lands hard on the floor.]
Johnny Suave – ESCONDIDO IS DOWN! HE NEVER SAW TANAKA COMING AND GOT WALLOPED OUT TO THE FLOOR! TANAKA HAS KEVIN SCOTT BY THE THROAT!
[Charlie Blackwell looks at Tanaka, then at Scott. Then he winds up with his foot and kicks Tanaka in the balls from behind.]
Johnny Suave – BLACKWELL TURNED ON TANAKA! BLACKWELL TURNED ON TANAKA!
[Blackwell grabs Tanaka and cinches in the Katahajime. He gets Tanaka off his feet on and on the mat.]
Johnny Suave – TAZZMISSION! THE KATAHAJIME! BLACKWELL’S GOT TANAKA. HE’S FADING! REIKA’S ON THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE!
[Reika missile dropkicks Blackwell in the face and sends him flat on his back. Kenzie Blair in the ring with her book- 'Wrestling Manager for Dummies.' She winds up and whaps Reika in the head with the book.]
Johnny Suave – REIKA’S DOWN! REIKA’S DOWN!
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[The video screen goes to just outside a dressing room in the back. A police escort is waiting at the door. One of the policemen knocks on the door.]
Policeman – Ms. Berg. It’s time.
[Jill Berg and her five bodyguards stride out from her dressing room with a purpose.]
Johnny Suave – IT’S JILL-BERG! SHE’S GOT A SCORE TO SETTLE WITH REIKA FOR SELLING OUT TO THE DEMOCRATS FOR TANAKA’S SERVICES!
[Jill climbs into the ring and tells her bodyguards to hold Reika up. Two bodyguards pull her from the mat and stand her up. Jill takes a step forward and whirls around- nailing a spinning heel kick flush on Reika's jaw. Reika slides to the mat unconscious.]
Johnny Suave – JILL-BERG JUST KO’D HER FORMER ASSOCIATE REIKA!
[Escondido climbs back into the ring. Scott crawls over to Tanaka. Escondido grabs a leg and flips over Tanaka.]
Johnny Suave – CATTLE MUTULATION! CATTLE MUTULATION! AND NOW SCOTT SLAPS ON THE AMERICAN STARS AND FUJIBAR ARMBAR! TANAKA TAPS OUT! THAT’S IT!
Crowd – RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[Scott, Escondido, Blackwell, Blair and Jill-Berg stand victorious in the ring. Pelosi is throwing a fit outside the ring.]
WINNER: ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott
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WWR March Awards
Co-Managers of the Month:
Heidi Christenson- Appalachian- manages Ronnie Long/Jeff Andrews
Reika Kisuargi- Political Championship Wrestling- manages Yamamoto Tanaka
Alyssa Morenna- Action Packed Wrestling- manages Hellfire KID
Murray Monroe- Defiance- manages Joe Drago
Other Notables:
Elizabeth- Fusion Championship Wrestling- manages Dustin Weaver
Chastity McGavin- Phoenix Wrestling Revolution- manages Romulus/Dominator
Dollface Amy- Anarchy- manages Louis Anthony
Trinity- Millenium Wrestling Alliance- manages L.J. Black
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Heel of the Month: Lee Best- High Octane Wrestling
-Beat the rap and a federal indictment. Had his brother brutally murdered. Bottomlined Bishop Steele. All in a month’s work for Lee Best.
Other Notables:
-Trey Vincent, All-Star Championship Wrestling- The bounty on Alias continues to rise. But Vincent must deal with Keith Scott Zimmerman.
-James Varga, Sin City Championship Wrestling- still slowly cobbling together a nefarious plan to dominate SCCW.
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Dynasty(Aaron Blaize/Lauri Verne/Justin Rose)- Simcoe County- Still making life miserable for Scarlett Willis and Myke Adams
-Eric Dane- Defiance- holding the WfWA title belts hostage and creating enough doubt that a tag team title tournament may be in the offing.
Face of the Month: 
Jesse Nunez- Action Packed Wrestling
-In the Nunez vs. Hades Scaffold match at APW’s Rasslemania- Nunez wins when he tosses Hades 35 feet off a scaffold. Nunez’s wife also gets a measure of payback on Hades by slapping him in the face while he lays on a stretcher.
Other Notables:
-Scarlett Willis, Simcoe County- Simcoe County’s champion still trying to fight off Lauri Verne, Justin Rose, and Aaron Blaize as events come to a head next week.
-Alias, All-Star Championship Wrestling -Alias has Trey Vincent nipping at his heels and an ever increasing bounty on his head- also courtesy of TV. Alias just keeps on chugging along and now holds the #1 spot on the WWR Single’s rankings.
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Character of the Month: Joe the Plumber, New Frontier Wrestling
-read NFW’s Crash 50 and it will explain all.
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Angle of the Month: All-Star Championship Wrestling: Trey Vincent’s bounty on Alias. The bounty is up to $600,000 and Alias still stands supreme as the ACW Champion.
Other Notables:
-High Octane Wrestling: Mario Maurako-Bobbinette Carey angle. Carey has amnesia and Maurako, innovator of the ‘whack-a-meter’ somehow convinced her to marry him.
-World fantasy Wrestling Alliance: Tag Team Title Angle. Valora Salinas and Umbrage defeated Team Danger for the titles. Team Danger attacked Salinas and Umbrage and took the belts. Now confusion reigns in the WfWA as the tag team title holder is now in doubt.
-Simcoe County: Simcoe County Champion Scarlett Willis versus the world…or in this case, Lauri Verne, Aaron Blaize, and Justin Rose.
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Show of the Month: New Frontier Wrestling’s Crash 50
-it took forever it seemed for the show to come out. But when it did, it was well worth the wait. Joe The Plumber’s title defense. The Bunkhouse Brawl. and more.
Other Notables:
PRIME Culture Shock 2010
DCWL Cornerstone Revolution 5
A1E Bloody New Year
ACW- Courage 107
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Match of the Month: 
Level One vs. Pence Weatherlight- Action Packed Wrestling’s Rasslemania
-Weatherlight defeats then WWR #1 ranked wrestler Level-One and ends his long reign as APW Heavyweight champion.
Other Matches of Note:
-Joe the Plumber vs. Steve Knox vs. Hornet vs. ‘Triple X’ Sean Stevens vs. Felix Red: NFW Crash 50: 110 minutes of complete mayhem and somehow JTP keeps his unbeaten streak going when all is said and done- much to Eddie Mayfield’s dismay.
-Christopher America vs. Mike Polowy- High Octane Wrestling’s HOFC Title Match: America regains the title
EPW- New Era War Games Match- Empire Pro Wrestling- New Era Sin City: The First wins for EPW
Brad Jackson vs. Sierra Devereaux- Millenium Wrestling Alliance’s Relevations: Devereaux wins MWA World title for 5th time
Angela Jameson vs. Glory Braddock 3/5 Global Division of Wrestling’s Friday Night Fever: Jameson regains the title
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Wrestler of the Month: Ravi Moon-Universal Wrestling Federation
-Won UWF’s Intercontinental, Tag Team, and Universal Title in March
Other Notable Men’s Wrestlers:
-Jinx- Phoenix Wrestling Revolution: won CWC Ascension Tournament w/win over Mr. Fantastic/followed with winning CWC title from Nero Cain
-Pence Weatherlight- Action Packed Wrestling: defeated Level-One and won the APW Title @ Rasslemania
Shawn Jessica Hart- A1 Entertainment: won 15 man Pier Six Brawl at Bloody New Year/ 2nd at EPW-New Era War Games Match
Joe the Plumber- New Frontier Wrestling: survived 110 minute match at Crash 50 to retain title in 5-way match
The First- Empire Pro Wrestling , A1 Entertainment: 1st at EPW-New Era War Games Match, Won Cyber Championship at A1E’s Bloody New Year
Jay Price- Wrestling Championship Federation: won WCF Clockwork Orange House Match at Til Death Do Us Part PPV, Hardcore Title
Women’s Wrestler of the Month: Valora Salinas- Wrestling Midwest
-win over four other opponents at High Octane Wrestling’s March 2 Glory gives her, and partner AWS Man, the HOW Tag Team titles. Valora now holds 3 titles: WMW- Great Lakes, WfWA- Tag Team with Umbrage, HOW- Tag Team with AWS Man.
Other Notable Women’s Wrestlers:
Sierra Devereaux- Millenium Wrestling Alliance: won MWA World Title for record 5th time at MWA Relevations PPV
Myst- Championship Wrestling Alliance: won title at CWA Outrage
Hidden Desires(Faith Deluca/Marie Annabelle Jones/Samantha Raine)- Global Division of Wrestling: became 3 time GDW Tag Team Champions
Teresa Quantina- New Frontier Wrestling: finished 2nd in NFW Bunkhouse Brawl at Crash 50
Carmen Jennings- High Octane Wrestling: making big splash in HOW/Defeated Kirsta Lewis at March 2 Glory PPV
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Bacardi – And we’re back. Ravi Moon from the Universal Wrestling Federation had a March to remember. Moon won UWF’s Intercontinental, Tag Team, and Universal Title in March and was rewarded by being named the WWR’s Wrestler of the Month.
Duesner – Let’s go to UWF’s Unbreakable Pay Per View for an exciting three way match between Moon, ‘The Hitman’ Gary Reece, and UWF Champion Tyrone Kidd.
MATCH #3
Ravi Moon vs. ‘The Hitman’ Gary Reece vs. Tyrone Kidd (c)
Universal Wrestling Federation Unbreakable PPV
Announcers: Adam Stubberfield and Peter Curtis
The arena blackens as the sound of a siren is heard through the speakers. The Intro to ‘Hero’ by Nas is begins as red and white lights are being waved around at a frantic pace.
QB…
Where The F*** Ya’ll At??!!
As the bass kicks in, Kidd walks onto the end of the stage wearing his trademark red sleeveless hoodie and red tights. He stands over a white light and around to his left and right before looking back down and grabbing onto the tip of his hoody
YEAH!!(Let’s Go…)
GET MONEY!!
The cloth flies off as a line of pyro light up the arena and Kidd sticks his hands out. The crowd goes crazy as Kidd makes his way to the ring.
CHAINS GLEAMING SWITCH LANES TWO SEATING
HATE HIM OR LOVE HIM FOR THE SAME REASON
CAN’T LEAVE IT THE GAME NEEDS HIM
PLUS THE PEOPLE NEED SOMEONE TO BELIEVE IN
SO IN GOD’S SON WE TRUST
CAUSE THEY KNOW I’MA GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT
THEY’RE LOOKING FOR A..(HERO!!)
I GUESS THAT MAKES ME A (HERO!!)
Once he gets ringside, the ring turns blue with a white light following him as he jump onto the apron and heads to the nearest turnbuckle. He then gets on the second turnbuckle, looks at the crowd around him, pounds his chest twice and throw his arms out to the side. The fans cheer loudly as he stands there posing. Then he jumps off the turnbuckle and into the ring where he start strectches.
AS – Tyrone making his second defence tonight
PC – He wasn’t expecting a triple threat match until last week
JH – And his opponent, he is the reigning UWF Intercontinental Champion and One half of the UWF Tag Team Champions Ravi Moon
The opening beat to “What You Know” by T.I. plays in the arena and the fans immediately jump to their feet. After a series of ‘ays’ and T.I. asking ‘Wutchu know about that’ the third time, “The Incredible” Ravi Moon emerges atop the stage. He looks out at the screaming fans and points out to them while sparks rain down behind him. Ravi walks down the ramp and stops before the ring apron. He waits for a moment before leaping onto the it and steps through the ropes. Moon plays to the crowd while walking to his corner and starts stretching before the match
AS – Moon cashed in his title shot last week to get in this match
PC – He also became one half of the Tag Team Champions
JH – And their opponent, he is a former Universal Champion and a Hall Of Famer, Gary “The Hitman” Reece
A guatar rift comes over the PA as RA “Do you Call my Name” begins to play. As the bass and drums come into the song Silver fireworks explode on the stage. Smoke begins to clear as Gary “The Hitman” Reece stands at the top of the stage, With Ellisia standing ring my his side. They both walk down to the ring slapping hands of the fans on both sides of the ramp. Hitman slides under the bottom rope as Ellisia walks up the steps. Hitman walks over steps down on the bottom rope and pulls up on the middle rope as Ellisia enters the ring
AS – Gary not happy about Ravi’s cash in
PC – Not at all
The three circle in the centre of the ring as the bell rings, as soon as it does Reece steps back and steps through the ropes on to the apron before jumping down to the floor, both Ravi and Kidd look at him confused
AS – Looks like Reece wants them to beat the hell out of each other first
PC – Good strategy
Reece looks at both before shaking his head and turning around, Reece then starts to walk back up the ramp with his back to Moon and Kidd. Moon takes advantage of this distraction and rolls Kidd up with a school boy from behind
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AS – Well I guess this is a one on one match now…
PC – I don’t know whats going through the mind of Reece but he’s blown a big opportunity
Tyrone grabs the ropes and jumps before landing a knee across the skull of Moon, he then quickly pulls Moon to his feet and hooks him up in a suplex but instead of dropping him back he drops him face first to the canvas, Tyrone covers.
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AS – My god did you see that?
PC – What a move by Moon, he dropped Tyrone on the back of his head
Tyrone quickly staggers to his feet but very dazed, Moon hooks Tyrone up from behind once again, this time though he drops him on the back of his head with a huge reverse DDT, Moon hooks the leg for a quick cover
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PC – Tyrone catching Ravi with that STO
AS – He looked for it earlier, couldn’t get it but got it this time
Tyrone quickly moves on to the apron before moving to the corner and climbing to the top rope. Tyrone then looks down at Moon and comes off with his Highlife Frog Splash catching Moon perfectly, Tyrone holds for the cover
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AS – Great counter by Moon, right in the spine
PC – Moon desperately wants to beat his former partner for the big one
Moon gets to his feet and puts the boots in to Tyrone before pulling him to his feet… Moon then hooks up Tyrone and takes him up and over with his patented Incrediplex… Moon wastes no time in hooking the leg for a cover
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AS – Ravi going up high here
PC – Tyrone might be out
Ravi gets to the top rope and again looks back at Tyrone before jumping back looking for his “Once In A Blue Moon” corkscrew moonsault but Tyrone rolls out of the way just in the nick of time, Ravi finds nothing but canvas
AS – It could have been all she wrote for Tyrone if Ravi had hit that
PC – But he didn’t, Tyrone managed to roll out of the way
As Tyrone gets to his feet Moon uses the ropes to pull himself up, Tyrone sees this and runs at Ravi before catching him with a clothesline that sends him all the way over the top rope and out to the floor, Tyrone drops down resting
PC – Moon took a nasty spill there
AS – The referee is starting the count, since this is no longer a three way count outs and disqualifications must count
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AS – Ravi got back in the ring just in the nick of time there
PC – I thought Tyrone was about to win via count out there
Ravi is now on the canvas, he gets to his knees looking to get up but before he can Tyrone goes over and hooks him up before dropping him down with a huge double arm DDT, Tyrone hooks the leg for a pin attempt
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PC – Moon was one step ahead of Tyrone there
AS – And it cost Tyrone
Moon pulls Tyrone from the corner and looks for the Lunar Eclipse but Tyrone slips off in the early stages, Tyrone goes to boot Moon but Moon catches the foot and quickly counters Tyrone with a dragon screw before locking on a single leg crab
AS – Ravi has the Lunar Lock locked on Tyrone in the centre of the ring!
PC – Tyrone countered the Lunar Eclipse but he couldn’t counter the Lunar Lock!
Tyrone screams in pain as Moon continues to apply the pressure to the leg and back of the Universal Champion. Tyrone tries to reach back and shove Moon off but to no avail, Tyrone then tries to crawl to the ropes
AS – Ravi is determined to make Tyrone tap
PC – Tyrone fighting it though
Tyrone gets close to the ropes but Moon drags Tyrone back to the centre of the ring before he can grab the rope. Moon continues to apply the pressure but Tyrone refuses to tap out and eventually gets to the ropes forcing Moon to break the hold
AS – Tyrone finally got to the ropes
PC – But the damage could be done
Moon pulls Tyrone to his feet, he hooks up Tyrone and looks to nail him with the Lunar Landing but Tyrone manages to slip out and take Moon out with a chop block. He then nails Moon with a shining wizard but goes down clutching his leg
PC – Tyrone hurt himself with that move
AS – His leg has taken a lot of punishment
Tyrone uses the turn buckles to pull himself to his feet, as he stands he shakes his leg trying to get the blood flowing. Moon starts to get to his feet but as he does Tyrone puts everything in to running at him and nailing the 2-1-2, Tyrone covers
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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……………….. Moon gets his foot on the bottom rope just as the referees hand was coming down for the three count. Tyrone cant believe it, had he hooked the leg this match would have been over
AS – What a main event! Ravi refuses to give up!
PC – He managed to get his foot on the bottom rope there, great ring awareness
Tyrone gets to his feet and looks at the referee frustrated, he looks back down to see Moon’s foot on the bottom rope. An angry Tyrone goes to pull Moon up but Moon quickly counters Tyrone, hooks him up and drops him with the Lunar Eclipse! Ravi covers
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JH – Here is your winner and NEEEEW UWF Universal Champion, Ravi Moon!
AS – Ravi has done it, Ravi has won the big one, by god what a night!
PC – Ravi has had the month of his career, first the Intercontinental title, then Tag and now Universal, the era of Ravi has begun
WINNER AND NEW UWF CHAMPION: Ravi Moon
The referee hands Ravi his three championship belts, Ravi quickly drops the Intercontinental belt to the floor before raising his Tag and Universal titles up high above his head. Pyro goes off behind Ravi.
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WWR Women’s Top 10
1 38 Valerie Belmont- Sin Championship Wrestling, Pro Wrestling X, High Impact Wrestling
2 34 Valora Salinas- Wrestling Midwest
3 29.2 Sierra Browne- Dangerous Championship Wrestling League
4 27.2 Ashley Riot- Ring Of Beauty, 3WL
5 27 Hecate- WMW
6 25 Myst- Championship Wrestling Alliance
6 25 Alexia- Viking Wrestling Federation
8 22 Katherine Stryfe- HIW
8 22 Jade- WMW
10 21 Glory Braddock- Global Division of Wrestling, Motor City Wrestling
WWR Tag Team Top Ten
1 27.2 The Anthology(Jared Wells & Copycat)- Empire Pro Wrestling
2 22.2 The Grady Bunch(Terry Spruhen/Jared Borchard)-Dream Wrestling Federation
2 22.2 Shane Lawson/Erick Kennylz- Volatile Wrestling Alliance
4 21.2 Pop Culture Phenoms(Ed/Klein)- All-Star Championship Wrestling
5 20 Heirs of Wrestling(Ryan Gallway & Frank Pierce/Silver)- EPW, Sin City Championship Wrestling
6 17.2 Hidden Desires(Faith DeLuca/Samantha Raine)- Global Division of Wrestling
6 17.2 Jack and Joe Schmidt- Political Championship Wrestling
8 15.2 Nightmare, Inc(Katherine Stryfe/Emma McIntyre)- Championship Wrestling Council, High Impact Wrestling
8 15.2 Changes in Spades(Nitz Donnelly/Vance Raymes)- PRIME
10 14.2 The Revolution(Ryven/Kronin)- Wrestling Midwest
WWR Singles Top 10
1 57.2 Alias – All-Star Championship Wrestling
2 55.2 Shawn Jessica Hart – Empire Pro Wrestling, New Era, ACW
3 50.2 Valora Salinas- Wrestling Midwest
4 43.1 Alexia- Viking Wrestling Federation
5 43 Level One- Action Packed Wrestling
6 38 Bryan Payne- Sin City Wrestling
7 37.2 Katherine Stryfe- High Impact Wrestling
8 37 Chester Addison- HIW
9 36.2 Jinx- PWR HIW, Championship Wrestling Council
10 36.1 Valerie (Lamb) Belmont- Sin City Wrestling, Pro Wrestling X, HIW
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Bacardi - This has been one of the hottest feuds in wrestling over the past few weeks. Dynasty versus Scarlett Willis.
Duesner - Scarlett Willis is Simcoe County’s sweetheart. One of the few true faces in wrestling. Verne, Blaize, and Justin Rose has made Willis’s life miserable over the past few weeks.
Bacardi – Willis and Myke Adams versus Lauri Verne and Aaron Blaize. Next.
MATCH #4
Myke Adams & Scarlett Willis © Vs. Lauri Verne & Aaron Blaize ©
Simcoe County Championship Wrestling’s Monday Night Aggression #38
Announcers: Johnny Wilkins and Ryan Antonelli
[“Stop!” hits the speakers, and the crowd go bad with boos as Lauri Verne and Aaron Blaize emerge from the curtain, smirking widely. They both look around the arena, shouting at fans that they're 'sinners' and 'weak' before they walk down the ramp and climb up onto the apron. They both look into one another's icy glares, nodding their heads together, before climbing into the ring. Blaize raises the Barbaric Championship into the air, shouting out to the fans as Lauri points at him and smirks. She then climbs onto the top rope, motioning a championship belt around her own waist as the fans boo loudly.]
Ryan Antonelli – I love these two, I mean talk about the best possible duo Simcoe could ever be graced with…
Johnny Wilkins – And here they very well could be…
[“Before I Forget” blasts over the speakers, and immediately the fans explode with cheers as Myke Adams storms through the curtain, painted up like a mad man with Scarlett Willis running out behind him. They both slap hands, and Willis raises her own belt into the air before she points down the ramp and drops the title! The pair sprint down the ramp like all hell and slide straight under the bottom rope, Adams gunning after Blaize and Willis going for Verne. Both Dynasty members bail from the ring and the fans boo like hell as they re-convene on one side and talk things through.]
Ryan Antonelli – BLAH, keep it in our yard Dynasty!
Johnny Wilkins – They headed out of the ring pretty quick there Ryan…
Ryan Antonelli – Strategy is Dynasty’s strong suite. They don’t dive first, ask later… Idiot.
[As Verne and Blaize discuss a match plan at ringside, both Scarlett and Adams nod their heads to one another before running off the far ropes, rebounding, and leaping over the top rope with stereo suicide dives onto Dynasty! The crowd erupt with cheers as Scarlett throws down a series of shots on Verne and Adams slams forearms into Blaize's head. They both then drag Dynasty up and toss them back into the ring, climbing in together as the bell rings. Blaize gets to his feet and Adams drops him with a clothesline while Scarlett drives Verne into the mat with a hard neckbreaker. Adams then throws Blaize over the top rope and out of the ring, and Willis climbs out onto the apron; the referee then signaling that Adams and Verne are the legal competitors.]
Johnny Wilkins – I guess Lauri and Myke are going to start this thing off.
[Adams waits for Verne to climb to her feet before he runs, catching her with a stunning spinning wheel kick, before spring boarding from the ropes and dropping a massive leg over Verne's throat. He covers... one... Verne throws her shoulder up quick however Myke wastes no time in dragging her to her feet and running at one corner, throwing Verne into the ring post. Verne slumps against the turnbuckles, and Adams runs at her landing a flipping Senton at her and causing her to drop to a seated position. Adams then takes a few steps back and leaps, going for his signature handstand into dropkick, but as he pushes himself up on the ropes Aaron Blaize leaps up and cracks him in the jaw! Adams sails back to the mat and the fans boo.]
Ryan Antonelli – YES! Good shot Blaize! Ha ha ha!
Johnny Wilkins – Cheap shot is a far more appropriate term.
[Verne climbs to her feet and drops onto Adams, slamming a knee into his back before forearming the back of his head and angrily bouncing his face off the mat. She then drags the Suicidal Superman to his feet, and she plants a knee into his gut and runs, landing a spontaneous swinging neckbreaker before nailing the standing tuck moonsault before hooking the leg!]
ONE!
TWO!!
[NO! Kick out from Myke Adams! The fans cheer on their favorite Superman however Verne screams at them to stop, branding Adams a 'sinner'. She then hauls him to his feet and lands a brutal snap suplex before floating it through and placing Adams into a seated inverted full nelson. She wrenches on Adams' arms and face, stretching him back however he resists the submission and Verne breaks the hold, angrily kicking him square in the jaw to plant him back into the mat. Verne then hauls him up and runs him at the ropes, and as he rebounds Verne lands a snap dragon screw before running to the corner and climbing to the top rope. She leaps off the top, driving an elbow into Adams' chest before covering again…]
ONE!
TWO!!
[NO! Adams throws the shoulder up! The fans cheer on Adams as he fights his way up, landing a swift forearm shot into Verne's face, as she tumbles back… Myke plunges at his own corner and gets the tag to Scarlett Willis! Verne turns around rubbing her face, and realizes her Blaze of Glory opponent is across the ring from her! The crowd go wild with cheers and the two stare-down, circling around the ring -- but Verne turns and tags in Blaize, getting a massive boo from the fans as Blaize smirks and climbs into the ring, nodding his head.]
Ryan Antonelli – Smart girl, keep herself fresh for Blaize of Glory.
Johnny Wilkins – Yeah… That’s what that was.
[As Adams works on gathering himself in their corner, Willis waste no time in going right after Aaron Blaize. She heads in and tries for a lock up, the crowd blast with cheers as she was fronting Blaize and as he reaches to tangle up, Willis kicks him in the midsection! Blaize howls in agony, and folds over a bit! WHAM! Willis crunches him with a malicious DDT before she rolls up and gets face to face with Verne. Lauri taunting and keeping herself back from Scarlett a bit.]
Ryan Antonelli – Ha, she better keep hitting him while he’s down! Blaize is getting up and he is not a happy camper!
Johnny Wilkins – Scarlett TURN around!
[Scarlett‘s attention on Verne cost her advantage here as Blaize rises, burning with anger as he rubs at his forehead and grabs Willis from behind… BOOM! The ring shakes as Blaize crunches Willis backward onto her neck and shoulders with a vile snap German suplex! He retains his grip and rolls around, hoisting her back up and snapping her over with ANOTHER German suplex! The crowd seethes in frustration, Myke stomping and trying to support Willis from their corner now as Blaize rolls around and nails yet ANOTHER German suplex! He finally lets go and sits up to his knees, staring over the now wreathing Willis, he whips his coal black hair from his face and smirks at Adams across the ring… Myke hustles through the ropes but is quickly caught up by the referee! As the ref battles to force Myke out, Verne quickly climbs the buckles in Dynasty‘s corner.]
Ryan Antonelli – Myke working for Dynasty now? Ha ha ha.
Johnny Wilkins – No, Blaize is just so far under his skin… OUCH!
[Blaize used the ref‘s distraction to land a few nasty punches and kicks into Willis, as Verne stands on the top rope Blaize wraps Willis again and flips her up in a stalling suplex! Verne sailing from the buckles and dropkicking Willis into the gut right as Blaize snaps her backward for the brain buster! The impact shakes the ring and the Myke exits, the ref turns and sees Verne quickly slide under the ropes, Blaize waste little time making the cover… pressing his forearm into the side of Scarlett‘s face.]
ONE!
Ryan Antonelli – HERE IT IS!
TWO!!
THRE… NO!!!
Johnny Wilkins – She kicks out! Great fight in the champion!
[Scarlett manages to kick out, Blaize gives a brief disgusted glance at her as he lifts her by her hair and starts landing Thai kicks into her the crowd going off however as Blaize gets blind sided by Myke! Adams has charged in and lands a flush falling double footed dropkick right into the side of Aaron‘s head! Blaize tumbles into the ropes and to the floor, Lauri jumps down and helps her partner up as the referee barks at Myke and forces him back towards his corner.]
Ryan Antonelli – NOW THAT WAS CHEAP! That was un-called for and cheap.
Johnny Wilkins – Myke was watching out for his partner.
Ryan Antonelli – Always an excuse with you…
[Blaize snarls in dismay, he rolls under the rope and rubs at his head, arguing with the referee over Myke‘s actions. Blaize finally shoves the referee aside and grabs back up a reeling Willis, who had stumbled into the turnbuckles. He pelts a European upper cut into her chest and quickly grabs Willis by the head, locking her up in a strange front face lock like sleeper hold, Blaize moves his arms a bit and turns the hold into a vicious double under hook suplex! Willis lands with a bang, and Blaize sits up, right at his corner he smirks as he tags the hand of Lauri. Verne wearing an evil grin as she snakes into the ring and stalks over Willis. Yelling at the fallen champion, stomping at her and kicking at her as she taunts. Willis struggles to grab at the canvas and get to her hands and knees. As she does Verne backs up and charges in, Willis stands and Verne goes for the Best Kick Ever! The crowd going off in a riot of cheers as Willis rolls under the kick and right into her corner, SHE makes the hot tag to Myke!]
Ryan Antonelli – NO! WHAT THE HELL!?!?
Johnny Wilkins – SHE GOT THE TAG!
[Myke jumps up as Verne steadies herself from the missed kick, she turns as Myke spring boards from the top rope and sails right into Verne with a Lou Thez press! He goes off with a barrage of rights and lefts, the crowd screaming in delight. The referee isn’t as quick as Myke however as Aaron tries to enter the ring! Myke jumps from Verne and plows into Blaize, punching at him before the ref shoves Myke back and demands Blaize remain in his corner! Myke’s eyes widen as Verne rolls him up from behind, pulling at his silver studded belt for leverage as the ref drops and makes a count!]
ONE!
TWO!!
THR… NO!
[Scarlett had just enough energy to dive through the ropes and break the count! The referee loses control now as Myke rolls up and Blaize enters the ring, plowing right Myke and clubbing him with a jumping knee lift! The crowd booing, Verne and Willis both fight up to their feet too… And a brawl has broken loose, Lauri and Scarlett trading punches as well as Myke and Aaron!]
Ryan Antonelli – Get em!
Johnny Wilkins – Um, all hell is breaking loose in there!!!
[The four of them continue to battle it out, the referee trying to regain the upper hand here. Myke and Blaize finally end up spilling out over the top rope and to the arena floor. Willis and Scarlett continue their battle of fist inside the ropes.]
Ryan Antonelli – The ref better get some control… Dynasty is gonna hurt them.
Johnny Wilkins – I think the emotions are too strong here tonight, there is no way this match could have ever been contained…
[Verne finally gets the upper hand, Justin Rose has entered the ring as the referee attempts to get control… Rose lands a kick on Scarlett with an extremely low impact, he grabs up Scarlett‘s head as the referee instantly calls for the bell! Justin nods at Verne, who like a woman possessed takes up Scarlett for her wheel barrow face buster, as she does it they combine moves!]
Ryan Antonelli – SCARLETT JUST GOT GUNNED DOWN! HA HA HA!
[Lauri scowls with an evil smirk, rolling Willis over as she blurts out things right in Scarlett‘s face!.]
Winners: by DQ… MYKE ADAMS & SCARLETT WILLIS!!!
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Bacardi – In wrestling news, Jinx won the Championship Wrestling Council title from Nero Cain at Experts vs. CWC: On Hallowed Ground this past week. Hannibal Cage successfully defended his True Experts title, holding off former True Expert Level-One and Cecile LeCrux. In the finale, The Experts defeated CWC.
Duesner – ‘Normal’ John Johnson successfully defended the Just Wrestling title at their finale in Augusta, Georgia, defeating The Back Alley Brawler, Mike Rossi, and Anathkash Dakari. Ironically, the same four would be the final four participants in the MVP match later on in the night with the Back Alley Brawler emerging as the winner.
Bacardi – Genesis Pro Wrestling held a PPV back on March 22nd that was overlooked. In the main event, Seth Iser won the Genesis Pro title from Jim Rooster. Rooster’s run in the top five has come to a quick and sudden end.
Duesner – Major controversy in the WfWA over just WHO are the Tag Team Champions. A few weeks back, The Hardcore Icons (Wrestling Midwest’s Valora Salinas and Umbrage) defeated Team Danger (Defiance Wrestling’s Stephen Greer and Johnny Lightning) for the WfWA Tag Team title. Team Danger then attacked the new champions after the match and took the belts. Since then, Team Danger has claimed to be the champions even though the Hardcore Icons were the recognized champions. Then came the Defiance finale last week where a new team entered the mix- Wendy Briese and Victor Mandrake. Add to that a very angry Angels of Death from Missouri Valley Wrestling who lost a title shot tomorrow night because of the confusion and the title situation is in complete chaos.
Bacardi – And the $64,000 question is- where in the hell is Chance Wolfington? And who’s really running WfWA? Because to many people, it seems to be Defiance Wrestling’s Eric Dane who’s running the show.
Duesner – Well, let’s go to Cleveland and one of my favorite wrestlers- Valora. Hardcore Icons in action against Eric Dillinger and Jordan Keyser.
MATCH #5
The Hardcore Icons: Valora Salinas and Umbrage vs. Eric Dillinger and Jordan Keyser
Wrestling Midwest’s Graveyard Shift 114
Announcers: Jack Gene and Bill Hughes
Wayne Inkster – Coming to the ring at a combined weight of 485 lbs is the team of Eric Dillinger and Jordan Keyser… True Crime!
["True Crime," by the Riverboat Gamblers hits as two duo make their way into the arena. Keyser moves past the fans as he sneers at them wearing black knee length work-out shorts with a gold X at the bottom of each leg. He also sports a long sleeve hooded t-shirt with EXECUTIONER written in gold across the front. On the back it says PERFECT EXECUTION in bleeding gold script. Eric, meanwhile, comes out sporting his usual ring gear: green fatigue shorts, his trademark Bastard Icon shirt with the sleeves cut off, Oxblood steel-toe Gripfast boots, and his fists taped up for a fight. He seeks out his fans in the crowd and high fives them as he makes his way to the ring.]
Bill Hughes – Now there are some guys you can get behind. They don’t try to make people happy, they just go out and do their thing.
Jack Gene – Isn’t that what the Hardcore Icons do?
Bill Hughes – Yea, but it seems like commericial success for TDA! has caused them to sell out. So, **BLEEP** them.
["Meaning of Life," by Disturbed hits.]
Wayne Inkster – And now making their way to the ring at a combined weight of 388 lbs… Valora and Umbrage, the Hardcore Icons!
[The Icons make their entrance into the arena wearing their usual ring gear. They don't entirely play to the crowd, but they do acknowledge them as they pass. Valora is sure to flash the Great Lakes and HOW Tag Team Titles respectively as she nears the cameras. As they reach the ring they slide into it and come face to face with their opponents. Both teams begin to talk trash before a shoving match ensues. Dillinger knockes the Great Lakes Title from Valora's shoulder which incites her. Umbrage holds her back, though, as he opts to go first. Eric smiles and nods at Jordan before exiting the ring.]
Jack Gene – It looks like Keyser and Umbrage are going to start things off.
Bill Hughes – Really? I couldn’t tell what with the absence of the other two people in this match after all.
[Umbrage and Jordan Keyser begin circling each other in the ring when the bell sounds. Each man studies his opponent, up and down, before they meet in the center of the ring with a classic collar elbow tie-up. Umbrage, ever the veteran, quickly goes behind Keyser and locks in a hammerlock. Not to be out done Keyser reverses the hold into a hammerlock of his own. Umbrage winces in pain and slaps his upper bicep to alleviate the pain, but Keyser catches wind of this and immediately wrenches on the arm again. Umbrage reaches back and grabs a handful of hair, pulling Keyser over him with a snap mare. He plants a stiff kick right into Keyser’s backside that straightens the big Texan’s back out like a board.]
Bill Hughes – Stiff kick from Umbrage!
Jack Gene – Being that close to Valora all the time I wouldn’t be surprised if something else was a little stiff.
[Umbrage keeps Keyser grounded with a few more kicks that find their mark square in the small of his back. Jordan rolls to his knees to try and get to his feet, but Umbrage hits him with kick to the chest that sends him onto his back. Bridge drops the big elbow on Keyser and stands up quickly, throwing his arms up to the crowd.]
Bill Hughes – The crowd eating up Umbrage’s actions tonight.
Jack Gene – With this whole war with Defiance going on Umbrage could drive a bus load of children off a cliff and these fans would still love him.
Bill Hughes – Well, I don’t know about that.
Jack Gene – I do, wrestling fans are ignorant. Leave it at that.
[Bridge brings Keyser up to his feet and whips him off the ropes. He catches the big Texan in what looks to be a spinebuster slam, but Keyser reverses and brings him down with a tornado ddt. Keyser, shaking the cobwebs, tags in Dillinger who immediately backs Umbrage into a corner with big right hands.]
Jack Gene – And Dillinger’s in after saying some not so nice things about Umbrage’s height and career this past week.
Bill Hughes – Umbrage did look bigger on the front of that Lucky Charms box.
Jack Gene – Wait until he hears you said that.
Bill Hughes – I’m only kidding!
[Dillinger pulls Umbrage out of the corner and takes him over with a snap suplex. Quickly rolling over, Eric puts his fore arm to Umbrage’s forehead and begins grinding the bone into his face. Bridge yells in pain as referee, Luna Pier, begins to make the count to four.]
Luna Pier – One!
[Dillinger grinds the bone and sneers.]
Luna Pier – Two!
[Eric looks up at the referee to see Valora staring daggers into him from across the ring. He smiles.]
Luna Pier – Three!
Eric Dillinger – Shut up! I got ‘till five!
Luna Pier – Four!
[Eric pulls off of Umbrage and wipes sweat from his nose to the back of Bridge’s bald head before lifting him to his feet. He throws a knee into his midsection and locks in a headlock. Dillinger hauls Bridge over to his corner and mocks Valora with her opponent’s outstretched hand.]
Eric Dillinger – Come on! Reach for it!
[Valora, instead, spits in the Bastard Icon’s face. Stunned by her actions Eric releases a little on his grip and is lifted into the air by Umbrage. Eric crashes onto his head and shoulders with a big belly to back suplex. Umbrage makes the tag.]
Jack Gene – Valora’s in and she’s putting the boots to Dillinger.
[Eric fights to a vertical base and pushes the Great Lakes Champion away from him with ease. Unluckily for him, though, she just uses the moment to fly off the ropes and come back at him with a flying elbow. Eric stumbles backward into the ropes and comes flying off of them into a hurricarana. Valora stays on top of Dillinger as he impacts and begins to rain fists down into his face.]
Bill Hughes – Valora’s doing the talking tonight with her fists and right now she’s saying it all over Dillinger’s face!
Jack Gene – Good one.
Bill Hughes – I know, that’s why I said it. God, I could so do this job with out you.
[Valora relents and plays to the crowd for a moment. Meanwhile, Eric is seen rolling onto his stomach and shaking his head to clear his mind. Valora comes back at him and locks him into an arm wringer. Dragging him over to her corner she makes the fresh tag to Umbrage. Immediately they drag him to the center of the ring, whip him to the ropes, and lift him off the mat as he rebounds. The look on Eric’s face is priceless as he never expected the much smaller opponents to ever lift him, but they do and send him crashing to the mat with a double spinebuster slam. Umbrage makes the cover.]
Luna Piere – One! Two! Thre—
Jack Gene – Dillinger kicks out! I don’t believe it!
Bill Hughes – Believe it. Dillinger’s a big Bastard who just refuses to go down. You saw him outlast the Price of Sin, you’ll see him out last more!
[Umbrage rolls Eric onto his stomach and straddles his back. He pulls one arm back over his knee and pulls at Eric’s face, locking him in a modified camel clutch. Eric reaches out for the ropes, but the fingers in his eyes and nose keep him from getting a good grasp on where he is in the ring. Finally, Umbrage lets off of him and slaps the back of his head. He yells insults into Eric’s face as he begins to stand, but the Bastard Icon smiles in return. A punch finds its mark on Eric’s face, but he takes it in stride as he continues to stand. Another punch, another, and another before Eric finally blocks one and leans in with a vicious head butt. Umbrage rears back and lands another punch, but Eric returns the shot with another head butt that sends his opponent away holding his brow. Blood begins to pour from between Umbrage’s fingers as his hand clasps at a fresh wound.]
Bill Hughes – Umbrage looking like his face is having that time of the month.
Jack Gene – But Umbrage is no stranger to seeing his own blood.
Bill Hughes – And apparently Dillinger is no stranger to tasting it!
[Having pushed his opponent into a neutral corner Eric clutches Umbrage’s head with both hands and begins to bite down on the wound.]
Luna Pier – One!
[As pain shoots through Bridge’s face all the way down to his feet his only reaction is to flail his arms and kick his feet in panic.]
Luna Pier- Two!
[A few blows land on Dillinger, but his bite is locked in like a pit bull. Finally, Valora runs the length of the apron and hits a running boot to Dillinger’s face that breaks the hold.]
Jack Gene – Valora wasn’t going to wait for Dillinger to finish getting his licks in, but I think she may have done more harm than good when she broke the hold!
[Sure enough, the gash above Umbrage’s eye seems to ripped open more as a torrent of blood now streams down his face. Enraged at the sight of his blood he pounces on Dillinger and begins to rain down hard fist after hard fist into him. The Bastard Icon can only cover up to try and protect himself from the assault.]
Bill Hughes – Valora knew what she was doing. Bridge’s fat ass was getting hand handed to him so she gave him a little push to get him going again.
[Umbrage pulls away from Dillinger and goes to make the tag to Valora, but Eric has slipped away and tagged in Keyser. Both fresh competitors rush each other. Keyser throws a clothesline, but Valora ducks and spins him around. Immediately she begins taking it to him with punch combo reminiscent of the Undertaker. With Keyser dazed she doubles him over with a toe kick, hits the ropes, and rebounds with a scissors kick. With Keyser down she plays to the crowd as she enters the corner.]
Jack Gene – Valora’s setting up for something big here. Keyser getting to one knee and—
Bill Hughes – I.C.E. Breaker!
Jack Gene – The cover!
Luna Pier – One! Two!
Jack Gene – Dillinger breaks up the pin.
[As Eric goes to exit the ring Valora charges him and pushes him through the ropes. Dillinger slips and falls to the arena floor. Immediately he tries to reenter the ring, but Luna Pier stops him. Never one to look a gift horse in the mouth the Hardcore Icons lift Keyser up and take him to a corner. Umbrage lifts him in a pile driver and Valora flies off the middle turnbuckle.]
Jack Gene – Spike pile driver! Umbrage with the cover!
[But Dillinger holds the referee there long enough for Umbrage to get flustered enough to break his own count. As Umbrage leaves Keyser to go attack Dillinger he flees the ring. Heated words are exchanged.]
Jack Gene – Dillinger saying he can play that game, too.
Bill Hughes – Got to love referees. Try as they might they always just end up prolonging the matches when they could end them.
[Umbrage moves back to Keyser and lifts him to his feet. Backing Keyser into a corner he begins to throw shoulder blocks into his midsection. He stands, wiping some of the blood from his face, and takes Keyser out of the corner with a running bulldog. He goes for another cover being sure to plant the forearm into Keyser’s face.]
Luna Pier – One! Two!
[Keyser kicks out as Umbrage seemingly expected. Casually he strolls over to Valora and makes the tag again. Umbrage plants Keyser with a body slam and goes to his partner. He whips her to the ropes. She leap frogs over Keyser and bounds to the middle rope, diving backward with an Asai moonsault. She makes another cover.]
Luna Pier – One! Two!
Jack Gene – And Keyser kicks out again! What is it going to take to put this guy away?
Bill Hughes – Nothing short of a shotgun blast to the face.
[Valora, frustrated, pounds the mat and stands up. She signals for the top rope and the crowd pops. She begins to climb and, as she reaches the top, she takes a few moments to steady herself. Just as it seems she’s ready to fly Eric Dillinger flies into view and shoves her from the top rope. The fiery Latina goes crashing down into the ringside barrier where her face makes contact with the unforgiving steel. She slumps down to the arena floor as Umbrage makes a b-line across the ring toward Dillinger. He spears the Bastard Icon through the ropes and both men land on the concrete hard.]
Jack Gene – And in a matter of seconds the landscape of this match has changed! Jordan Keyser, who was seemingly on the verge of getting pinned, is the only person stirring after Valora has taken a big spill to the outside and the non-legal participants are laid out not far from her!
[The Executioner makes his way to the ropes and uses them to stand. As Luna Pier racks up toward the ten count Jordan exits the ring to break it. He’s groggy and slow to move, but eventually makes his way over to Valora. Grabbing a handful of hair he throws her into guard rail before backing her into the ring apron. He rolls her into the ring, but makes sure to leave her with her neck laid out prone over the apron. Locking in a choke hold he holds her there as he yells something to a stirring Eric.]
Jack Gene – Dillinger is getting up before Umbrage as it seems Umbrage took the worst impact of that fall when he hit his head on the concrete.
[Eric gets up onto the apron and tells Jordan to move out of the way. As soon as the Executioner is clear Eric hops into the air and drops a big leg drop across Valora’s neck in a modified Huntsville Death Sentence. The Great Lakes Champ is gasping for air as her opponent drags her into the middle of the ring and makes the cover.]
Luna Pier – One! Two! Thr—
Jack Gene – And Valora kicks out before Luna Pier can count to three.
Bill Hughes – You’d think she’d be used to spending time on her back by now.
Jack Gene – Why does it always have to go there with you?
Bill Hughes – I like the cheap heat.
[Jordan Keyser picks up Valora and moves her over toward the ropes. Quickly he picks her up in a vertical suplex and drops her neck first across the top rope with the Garrotte Vil. She falls into the ring and lays nearly motionless. Jordan goes to make the cover, but Valora shoots to life and wraps him up in a small package!]
Luna Pier – One! Two!
[Jordan shifts his weight and counters the pin.]
Luna Pier – One! Two!
[Valora shifts her weight.]
Luna Pier – One! Two!
[Jordan shifts his weight.]
Luna Pier – One! Two!
[Finally, Valora lets go of the hold. Jordan swings for the fences with a big clothesline that’s easily countered as Valora goes behind him with a backslide pin.]
Luna Pier – One! Two!
[Keyser kicks out and rebounds to his feet, but the Great Lakes Champ takes him down with a double legged take down. She rolls forward and pins him, hooking the legs as he does.]
Luna Pier – One! Two!
[Keyser is able to power out and use his legs to power Valora backward onto her shoulders and into a seated powerbomb position.]
Luna Pier – One! Two!
[Valora kicks out and gets to her feet quickly. She plants a diving dropkick between Keyser’s eyes and ends the back and forth action. Exhausted, both competitors lay in the ring panting.]
Crowd – That Was Awesome! **CLAP, CLAP** That Was Awesome! **CLAP, CLAP** That Was Awesome! **CLAP, CLAP** That Was Awesome! **CLAP, CLAP** That Was Awesome! **CLAP, CLAP**
[Valora, keeping her team alive, gets to her feet and looks out at the crowd. Standing over Keyser she leans back into the ropes and goes for the Five Knuckle Shuffle, but Dillinger enters the ring and knocks her onto her back with a huge haymaker! Dillinger shouts a few words of encouragement to his partner as he exits the ring at Luna Pier’s behest.]
Jack Gene – As this match progresses it is definitely anybody’s game. Back and forth this whole match and each member of both teams have certainly been covering their team mate’s actions
Bill Hughes – This is what tag team wrestling is about.
Jack Gene – Wow, no witty one-liner that time.
Bill Hughes – I like boobs.
Jack Gene – Not really witty or much of a one-liner, but I’ll take it.
[Keyser mounts Valora with a blatant choke, but Luna Pier is there to make the count. Not even giving Luna the time to make the count he brakes his own illegal hold and straddles her. He lands a 12 to 6 elbow shot followed by another elbow shot that goes from left to right across her nose. Keyser yells something inaudible at her before he goes for the tag.]
Jack Gene – Dillinger in the ring now as he and Keyser pick Valora up and take her over to a corner. Dillinger hangs her upside down in the tree of woe as Keyser begins to lay shots into her exposed midsection. Both men now head across the ring as Dillinger whips Keyser—and a devastating diving baseball slide to Valora!
Bill Hughes – But they’re not done!
[Dillinger follows in with a baseball slide of his own to complete the assisted Boot Party. Suspended she hangs motionless. Dillinger nonchalantly unhooks her legs and lets her fall to the mat. He makes the cover.]
Luna Pier – One! Two! Three!
Bill Hughes – They did it!
Jack Gene – No! Luna Pier is waving it off! Valora’s foot was on the bottom rope!
[Dillinger can't believe it as he is literally beside himself looking down at the befallen Valora. He puts two hands to his head and shakes it. He glares down at her and yells.]
Eric Dillinger – Why won’t you stay down!?!?!
[Dillinger grabs a hanfull of hair and pulls Valora to her feet. She begins to fight back with a few punches to Dillinger's ribcage, but the Bastard Icon shrugs them off and drops her with a knee to the gut. She falls to her knees and Eric raises a huge right fist that drops her back down to the mat. Eric backs off into the corner located directly behind WMW's Queen of Extreme and beckons for her to rise. The beating her body has sustained is nearly too much for her as she stumbles back down to a knee once she makes it to her feet. Eric signals for a Shining Wizard.]
Jack Gene – Dillinger is going to try and end it with a sickening knee shot as he comes in, but there’s Umbrage and–
Bill Hughes – Riot Act! Riot Act on Dillinger!
[The air is driven out of the Bastard Icon as he impacts the mat and bounces up to a seated position before slowly rolling over onto his face. He has a glazed look in his eyes as Umbrage stands over him with his arms raised. It's not long before Jordan Keyser tackles Umbrage back first into a corner. Luna Pier is checking on both Eric and Valora as this happens, but soon turns their attention to the brawl happening not far off. As this happens Valora begins to stir.]
Bill Hughes – Keyser is like a red neck with out his yellow red neck mustard. He’s posessed!
[At this point Keyser drops Umbrage with a kick to the midsection and goes back to his fallen partner. He drags Eric into their corner and exits the ring. Holding his ribs, Dillinger strains as he stretches out his injured body and tags in his partner. Immediately, Jordan explodes into the ring and knocks Valora back down to the mat with a clothesline. He picks her up and gives her a hard chop that sends her into the ropes. He takes a moment to jaw jack with a few of the fans before he goes over to the Great Lakes Champ and wrings the arm. He goes for a whip, but Valora reverses. Jordan hits the ropes and Valora goes for high knee, but the Executioner ducks. Jordan, using his momentum, continues on and rebounds off the other ropes. He zeroes in on a turning Valora, but Umbrage reenters the fray and catches him with a devastating spine buster.]
Bill Hughes – Riot Act on Keyser!
Jack Gene – And Valora is up the top turnbuckle faster than you can say Aztec Riot!
[Valora flies back and hits the Aztec Moonsault, but seemingly bounces off of Keyser on impact. Her midsection is hurt as she rolls away to the ropes. Umbrage, seeing this, immediately covers Keyser and signals for Luna Pier to make the pin.]
Jack Gene – Umbrage isn’t the legal man, but with Valora in that condition I don’t think that she can afford to make the pin!
Bill Hughes – Luna Pier is going with it. Sexist! Sexist!
[As Luna drops to make the cover Eric Dillinger slips into the ring. He quickly moves past Umbrage and Keyser and goes for Valora.]
Luna Pier – One!
[Eric grabs her by the hair and lifts her to her feet.]
Luna Pier – Two!
[She tries to fight him off, but Eric stuns her with a kick to the midsection. Immediately, he hooks her head and waist.]
Luna Pier – Three!
Jack Gene – The Hardcore Icons did it! They defeated the team of True Crime!
Bill Hughes – The match is over, but the fight isn’t!
[Umbrage rolls off of his Keyser and turns to where his partner had fallen only to see her hoisted into the air above Dillinger's head. The Bastard Icon smiles at Umbrage as he makes his way across the ring, but he's too slow as the Eric drops Valora straight onto her head with the Northern Lights Driver.]
Jack Gene – Broken Glass on Valora, but the match is already over!
[As soon as she hits the mat Eric has rolled out of the ring. Umbrage throws a kick that hits the bottom rope, shaking it violently. The male half of the Hardcore Icons is visiblyl upset, but only cares about the safety of his fallen partner who is not moving. Eric, though, moves around the ring and pulls Jordan out of it by the foot. Once on the outside, Eric shakes Jordan awake and begins to help his partner back stage. Amidst a chorus of boos and a small section of cheers he raises an arm in a showing of triumph in defeat.]
Jack Gene – Another victory for the Hardcore Icons, but at what price? Valora isn’t moving.
Bill Hughes – It’s a move no one has kicked out of yet as far as Eric Dillinger claims. Judging from what we see now I think I believe it… Hey, what do you say we go down there and get a peek down her shirt while she’s out?
WINNERS: The Hardcore Icons: Valora Salinas and Umbrage
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Duesner - And because of the stinger Valora received in that match and the uncertainty of the title belt situation, tomorrow night’s scheduled match against Missouri Valley Wrestling’s Angels of Death was called off.
Bacardi – The WWR Power Rankings came out earlier today and here’s how the federations stacked up.
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1 All-Star Championship Wrestling 30.4
2 High Impact Wrestling (Experts) 25.4
3 Wrestling Midwest (WfWA) 22.9
4 Empire Pro Wrestling (F-Wrestling) 20
5 Sin City Wrestling (Experts) 19.1
6 Phoenix Wrestling Revolution (Experts/CWC) 17.4
7 Simcoe County Championship Wrestling (Experts) 13.5
8 PRIME (PTC) 12.8
9 Genesis Pro 12.4
9 Universal Wrestling Federation 12.4
11 Pro Wrestling Fury 12.3
12 Global Division of Wrestling 10.9
13 Volatile Wrestling Alliance 10
14 Just Wrestling (PTC) 9.2
15 New Era (CWC) 8.4
NOTES:
-no change in the top two. ACW continues to gobble up established talent having signed on Spike Saunders and Callie Urban aka The Entourage to their tag team roster. High Impact Wrestling also flourishing with the recent addition of Valerie Belmont to their roster.
-Wrestling Midwest continues to climb up the rankings as the rest of the roster seems to be catching up with Valora Salinas. Hecate is in the Top 15 singles. Jade and Father Nathan are knocking on the door of the Top 30. Three tag teams in the Top 20.
-Sin City Wrestling moves up eight spots as Bryan Payne enters the Top 10 and J.T. Cash (note: the SCW J.T. Cash- not to be confused with the Simcoe County J.T. Cash) wins the SCW Title and pops into the Top 30.
-Genesis Pro bursts into the Top 15 at #9 on the strength of former champion Jim Rooster staying in the Singles Top 15 after losing his title to Seth Iser and Stephen Messier making a run up the single’s rankings.
-Pro Wrestling Fury also debuts in the Top 15 at #11 as three wrestlers (Noaki Fukuda, Hiroaki Nakata, and Jet Jaguar) hover just in or near the Top 30.
-Global Division of Wrestling rejoins the Top 15 at #12 with three wrestlers in the Top 75 and Hidden Desires sitting at #6 on the Tag Team Rankings.
-Just Wrestling debuts at #14 behind ‘Normal’ John Johnson recent title win and Back Alley Brawler’s victory in the MVP match at the last Just Wrestling show.
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Bacardi – One reason that ACW has been dominant in the Federation Power Rankings is Alias. He’s the new #1 in the WWR Singles rankings and heavily involved in one of the hottest angles in wrestling- the ongoing bounty on his head. Last week on Courage 107, he teamed up with Jesse Ramey to face Khristian Keller and Jade Argent. If he or Ramey made the pin, Alias retained the title. If Keller or Argent made the pin, they would be the new champion and claim the bounty.
MATCH #6
Alias (c) and Jesse Ramey vs. Khristian Keller and Jade Argent- $600,000 Bounty on Alias’s head
All-Star Championship Wrestling’s Courage 107
What was inevitably going to turn into one massive cluster fuck had finally been restored to order. Had SilverHAWK not intervened there would have been no telling what chaotic things would have happened. Luckily for Henry Irwonsen things were back on track. None of the men within the ring had ever found themselves teaming alongside their respective partners; and certainly this was a debacle for The King Shit of Fuck Mountain and the Australian Opportunist. The man that Jade Argent had attacked just two weeks earlier was now the one man that he would have rely on during this match.
Alias and Jesse Ramey, though they had never teamed before, at least had a sort of friendship with each other that had been building over the past month. The advantage at this point rested squarely on the Original Pulp Icon and as Alias had come to call him the Right Attitude.
The evidence of the alliances was becoming more evident as Keller and Argent seemed to be arguing about whom would start the match. While Ramey stood in his respective corner, Alias outside on the apron. Irwonsen was visibly beginning to become irritated with the tandem in the opposite corner, but finally the two men came a very dysfunctional decision as Argent slipped out of the ring and onto the apron. Frustration mounted on Ramey’s face as the man who attacked him for no apparent reason the previous week stood across from him. Keller could see this growing in Ramey’s face and only smiled as Irwonsen signaled for the bell and the match to begin.
Keller rushed in driving a knee into Ramey’s gut; Jesse took the impact and flipped over Keller’s leg and onto his rump. Keller twisted and began driving fists of fury into Ramey’s skull; his head still fragile from the beating he took at For Queen and Country, on top of the bloodletting that Argent had caused him on the previous Courage. The match hadn’t even been underway for more than a minute and Keller had caused Ramey’s forehead to pour with blood once again. Keller smiled, came back to a standing position, still holding Ramey’s hair with his left hand, and raised his right hand covered in blood into the air. The fans began to boo; but Keller only smiled at the sight of the blood.
Keller pulled Ramey to a standing base by his hair; and began to wail on his midsection with several stiff shots before sending him off to the ropes. Upon returning Keller sent a massive boot into Ramey’s midsection, and as he crumpled over Keller locked his arms around Ramey’s waist and brought him up and down with an exceptional looking gut wrench power bomb. Jesse’s head bounces off the mats with a sicken thud, and Keller quickly goes into the mount position. Keller continues with the brutality driving several shots into Ramey’s face, following up by grabbing him by the hair, pulling him forward and delivering a painful head butt.
Ramey dropped back into a pool of his own blood. Keller stood over his body for a moment, turned and smiled at the ACW world champion. Alias seemed to be keeping his cool, but he was itching to get inside of the ring. Keller glanced at Argent who was also smiling on the apron, walked over, and slapped him across the chest. Argent cringed with the impact of the chop, and burst into the ring. The two men began arguing, Argent evidently pissed off at the way Keller had tagged him. Keller only laughed as he slipped out onto the apron. Argent shrugged off the interaction and walked toward Ramey’s downed body only to be caught with a drop toe hold.
Argent’s face bounced off of the canvas; and Ramey rolled back to his feet. The altercation between Keller and Argent had given him enough time to rest. Jesse darted toward the ropes, and as Argent was coming back to his knees Ramey dropped in catching him square in the face with a dropkick. Ramey back to his feet, and against the ropes again, but Argent rolled out of the ring holding his face. Argent began kicking the ring apron when Ramey came flying over the top rope. Instead of stopping when he saw Argent roll out of the ring he picked up the pace a little bit more. Argent had just taken his hands from his face, and by then it was too late. Ramey caught him with a diving corkscrew plancha.
A-C-W! A-C-W! A-C-W! A-C-W!
JEH-sea RAY-mee! Clap Clap Clapclapclap!
The crowd was split in their reaction, but Ramey loved the attention. He stood slowly and looked out at the crowd smiling through his crimson mask. He grabbed Argent by the hair, pulled him to his feet, and rolled him back into the ring. Ramey climbed the apron and then sprang back into the ring with a spring board leg drop, but Argent rolled out of the way. Ramey grabbed at his back side in pain and Alias stood on the bottom rope extending his arm for the tag. The crowd was getting behind Ramey tagging Alias in, but he couldn’t reach him. Argent had found his way back to his feet and as Ramey was trying to extend his hand toward Alias he was met with a set-up enziguri kick to the back of the head.
Ramey collapsed face first, woozy eyed, right in front of Alias. Argent slowly made his way back to his feet and just smiled at a furious Alias. Argent grabbed Ramey by the legs and pulled him back to the center of the ring and then walked toward Keller. Argent finally had the chance to get some pay back as he smacked Keller across the chest; probably harder than Keller had tagged him in. The pain from the chop caused Keller to wince and snarl his lip, but Argent continued to smile as he slipped out onto the apron. Keller entered the ring eyes locked onto Argent, but then turned his frustration on Ramey. He lifted Ramey up onto all fours, wrapped his legs around his waist, and locked his legs together keeping Ramey in his position. He then began to deliver swift forearms to the sides of Ramey’s skull.
He followed up with one final stiff right hand to the back of Ramey’s head. Ramey’s body fell to the mats and splashed into a puddle of his own blood. Keller smiled at Alias as he lifted Ramey back to a standing base; but he couldn’t stand on his own. Keller forced his lifeless body back into a corner, he propped Ramey’s arms over the top rope to keep him standing. Keller walked to the opposite corner, took a quick look around the ring, and then back at Ramey before he darted toward Ramey. Keller attempted a big boot, but Ramey dropped out of the way just in time. Keller found himself bowlegged in a split second when his boot went right over the top rope; the extension of his leg had already done enough damage to his junk. When he finally wriggled free he collapsed on the mats holding his groin.
Ramey popped his head up, looking around the ring woozy. He began scrapping his way toward his corner and the tag that he so desperately needed. Ramey was only a half an inch away when Keller grabbed him by the leg. Keller smiled looking at Alias, but what he wasn’t expecting was the kick to the side of the head that Ramey was going to give him. Jesse twisted his body and planted Keller right on the temple forcing him to release the grasp on his boot. Keller staggered backwards and Ramey dove toward Alias’ hand.
Ramey rolled out of the ring and Alias burst in with extreme fury; Keller rushed Alias only to be met with a stiff right that floored him as a fans went fucking mental. Argent darted into the ring and was met with the same; Keller back to his feet and down once again with a right. Argent back to his feet and a spine buster later he was rolling back out of the ring. Keller back to his feet and met with a boot to the midsection, Alias whips him across the ring and into the turnbuckles.
Alias walks over and in a matter of seconds had delivered several stiff shots to Keller’s head and midsection. He ended the assault with a huge elbow to the side of Keller’s head. Keller crumpled to the bottom rope; Alias turned and took a good three feet. Alias rushed back in with a massive boot to the side of Keller’s head.
Alias pulled Keller back to his feet and was trying to get him back to the middle of the ring when Keller racked Alias’ eyes. Alias turned and staggered around trying to get his focus back, but Keller quickly tagged Argent back into the ring. While Alias was stumbling around Argent ran in diving and catching his knee with a stiff chop block. Alias collapsed to the mats in pain. Argent back to his feet smiling wiped the hair from his face and then began stomping away at Alias’ body methodically. He would kick Alias in the head, move to his shoulder, his arm, and his hand. Until he had made his way around Alias’ body and then right back to his skull; Argent laughed with one last blow to Alias’ skull.
Argent struggled for a moment trying to pull Alias back to his feet, but when he did finally get him to a standing base he was met with something unexpected. Alias grabbed hold of Argent’s arm and whipped him across the ring and into the ropes. Upon returning Alias grabbed hold of Argent and brought him up and down with a massive t-bone suplex. Alias rolled over on top of Argent, in the mount position, and began driving lefts and rights into his face. Alias grabbed hold of Argent’s hair, and as he came to a crouched position he drove a knee right into Argent’s nose. Alias covered Argent’s body for the pin attempt.
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KICKOUT!
Argent managed to get a shoulder up, and Alias, being the calculated veteran that he was didn’t hesitate when he lifted Argent back to his feet. This was the time that Keller made his presence felt once more, he had slipped into the ring without Irwonsen seeing him, Keller grabbed Alias by the back of the head. He delivered a stiff elbow to Alias and then brought him down with a reverse DDT before the Irwonsen could pull him off. Ramey was jumping on the middle rope screaming for Irwonsen to get things back in control, but it was too late. Keller had already done his damage.
Both Alias and Argent lay on the canvas; Alias now motionless, while Argent was beginning to stir and make his way to his corner. Alias rolled on the mats holding his head, while Argent continued to crawl his way to his corner. Ramey still standing on the middle rope began clapping trying to get the crowd rallied in Alias’ favor.
A-LI-AS! A-LI-AS! A-LI-AS! Clap Clap clapclapclap!
Argent dove out slapping Keller’s hand and then ducked under the ropes. Argent rolled to the outside of the ring to catch his breath. Alias was on all fours crawling toward his corner, when Keller burst into the ring and came at him with some velocity. Keller attempted to kick Alias in the head, but Alias moved out of the way, Keller continued right into the corner where Ramey was standing on the second rope. He was met by a forearm shot from Ramey that sent him staggering backwards. Alias with a burst of energy went from his all fours position to pouncing on Keller as he turned around with an explosive clothesline. He continued by diving forward slapping Ramey’s wrist, Jesse entered the ring and right on top of Keller with a spring board senton.
Jesse pulled Keller back to his feet and whipped him off into the ropes. He followed quickly behind driving Keller’s head back into the top turnbuckle with a calf kick. Back to his feet quickly Ramey wrapped Keller’s head up under arm, twisted him around, and then jumped seating himself on the top rope. Ramey jumped from the middle rope twisting Keller’s body around and planting his head in the middle of the ring with a tornado DDT.
THE HANGOVER!
Was this now Ramey’s big chance?
ONE!
TWO!
Keller was out… or was he? And evident grin on Keller’s face caused Ramey to visibly bristle.
THREE.
As the third strike was counted all Ramey could think about was the wink that he had just been giving by the stationery Keller. The bell rang as Alias was granted to be the winner… but had he? As Ramey got to his feet Keller to his, just as quickly with a sarcastic shrug, and the disappointment which was on the face of Jade Argent was not a look of sheer rage.
K2 rolled out of the ring with everyone watching… the question was, had he just fucked over everyone?
Ramey got up on the turnbuckle and demanded Keller get back into the ring, he had not won this match with honor and that, to him, was as bad as a defeat. Argent was now in the ring, cursing and swearing at the Bastard King of Ages for costing him his chance at World Title gold, and also that big wedge of money.
As Keller walked by the Champion, he simply nodded and uttered one phrase.
“You owe me one asshole.”
Alias smiled, and yelled over his shoulder.
“You kiddin’ me? You just paid me back five years after the fact, ya bastard.”
Though as Alias turned around to glare at Khristian Keller, with distain and renewed disappointment, he could see Trey Vincent at the top of the ramp. He was ranting like Jade Argent, or raving like Jesse Ramey. He wasn’t going to attack Henry Irwonsen like Shawn Jessica Hart had last week, and he wasn’t going to say something coyly funny on the way out of this weeks episode, as he had so many times before against Keith Scott Zimmerman.
No, Trey Vincent was none of these things. He was quiet. He was still.
Though he was far from calm.
Most importantly, there was a concrete plan in TV’s eyes. Alias could see it, but he couldn’t see what it was. And THAT, dear viewers, was what was truly unsettling to the Original Pulp Champion. A line had been crossed by Alias tonight, in the mind of Trey Vincent…
So next week, Trey Vincent wasn’t just going to put a bounty on Alias’s head… he was sending people after Alias that’d take OFF his head, while also taking his World Championship. Alias was not making it to Legends.
WINNER: Jesse Ramey & Alias via PINFALL (Jesse Ramey over Khristain Keller); Alias retains ACW World Title.
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Missouri Valley Wrestling
The lineup for Missouri Valley Wrestling Presents Arch Wrestling Madness:
Easton-West (Marlee Easton and Sharelle West)
vs.
VIP Brin and Sky
‘Rock and Roll Chick’ Shanna Barrett w/Molly Hatchett
vs.
‘Lingerie Girl’ Brandi Bayless
The Pinups (Sabrina James and Alicia Rowe)
vs.
The Original Beach Girlz (Michelle Love and Brenda Johnston)
Sarah Mae Smith
vs.
Hallie Burton
TV Title Match
Katie Collins (c)
vs.
‘The Manchester Masterpiece’ Brooke Evans
MVW Title Match
‘Sweet Southern Comfort’ Jackie Daniels (c)
vs.
Miss USA
Angels of Death (Angel Casey and Angel Scott)
Tomorrow Night at Missouri Valley Wrestling
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Appalachian Wrestling
Defiance Wrestling
Pro Wrestling X
Missouri Valley Wrestling
Wrestling Midwest
World Fantasy Wrestling Alliance
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Bacardi – I am so looking forward to our feature match. Level-One has been dominant on the WWR Singles rankings and tonight, he faces Pence Weatherlight in defense of his Action Packed Wrestling World Title. Let’s go to Reliant Stadium in Houston, Texas for the match and join the match in progress.
MATCH #7-FEATURE MATCH
Alias (c) vs. Pence Weatherlight
Action Packed Wrestling Rasslemania
Announcers: Chase and Harvey
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Harvey: Level-One looked to wrap the match up, quicker then he was ready to with that one and the referee paid a price for it—as did Pence Weatherlight who very well could have gotten the pin right now.
Chase: This can’t be happening! You know how that cheating Pence Weatherlight is! He’ll end up taking advantage of this situation like the scum bag he is; this is disgusting!
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before the three Level-One kicks out not knowing the referee is knocked nor a count had been made but it’s nothing more then a reflex for him, maybe even an instinct and Pence Weatherlight can’t help but doubt his ability to finish the match. Though, he doesn’t give up… that hasn’t even crossed his mind. Pence Weatherlight walks over to the downed referee pulling on his shirt trying to wake up the referee, slapping him across the face but to no avail.
Level-One on his back finds himself staring up at the lights; and grins. He can tell by the crowds boos that they aren’t happy. He can tell by Pence Weatherlight’s sudden absence of flying fists that he’s elsewhere. The referee is down and he has Pence Weatherlight right where he wants him.
Pence Weatherlight turns his attention to Level-One who pretends to be knocked out as he closes his eyes as tight as he can. Pence Weatherlight leans over to pick him up, only to be caught with a kick to the groin. Pence Weatherlight watches as Level-One opens his eyes and then smiles before kipping to his feet!
28:00
Level-One synchs up a front suplex and drives Pence Weatherlights back to the canvas. Level-One spins his legs in the air pulling Pence Weatherlight back to his feet before nailing him with a second suplex. He goes for the tri-vecta and he let’s the world know it as he hold the position taking at least five seconds off the clock, though, for Pence Weatherlight it felt like the entire hour before driving the challenger to the mat with a impactful suplex! In a seated position Level-One wipes the blood from his face and licks his fingers.
Harvey: This isn’t good for Pence Weatherlight right now. I don’t know why President Jeff has to make those goddamn referees so fragile!
Chase: Please, if you get kicked in the head by camel-toe Pence Weatherlight, his hoof would’ve knocked you out too.
Level-One gets to a vertical base and looks down at the knocked out referee. The APW world champion points up at the Rasslemania six banner hanging above the stadium before running his thumb across the throat. He doesn’t think twice before rolling under the bottom rope in a hurry, and throwing up the ring clothing fitted with the Rasslemania six, digging for a weapon. The crowd stirs with frustration as Level-One retrieves a steel chair!
Pence Weatherlight is on his knees as Level-One rolls under the bottom rope, springs to his feet and drives the chair into the back of Pence Weatherlight knocking him back to the mat. Like a rabid animal, Level-One circles the ring, shouting out to the booing crowd.
25:00
”You want to play this game, Pence Weatherlight?”
Level-One slams the chair against the back of Pence Weatherlight once again.
”I will break you in half for fucking with me!”
Level-One lifts the chair over his head slamming it into the back of Pence Weatherlight, again… the again…then again, then again and when the backing of the chair flies off; he turns upside down and rives the rim into the back and spine of Pence Weatherlight who doesn’t even dare to move. Level-One slams the chair to the ground as the crowd cries fowl.
Harvey: Oh come on! This is a sick attack by Level-One! What hasn’t Level-One done to ensure he picks up the victory, Chase?
Chase: Are you watching the same match!? Clearly, Level-One was just beating Pence Weatherlight to the punch. In fact, if Pence was in his position it would have been a lot worse! Stop being so biased and call the match fair this is Rasslemania for god sakes!
Level-One wipes away the remaining blood from his fast and shoves his fingers in the mouth of the referee which seems to do the trick as the referee begins to stir. Desperately, Level-One pulls the still dazed referee to his feet and pointing at Pence Weatherlight. Level-One drops to his knees and rolls Pence Weatherlight from his back to his belly, hooking the leg!
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…Pence Weatherlight kicks out? The fans can’t believe it as they explode to their feet with around of applause. Level-One shakes his head back and forth violently, telling the referee he doesn’t know how to count. He insists it’s a three the referee disagrees. Level-One tells the referee he broke Pence Weatherlights spine and it’s impossible for him to kick out but the referee is instant in his call and tells Level-one he will not reverse it.
An enraged Level-One gets back to his feet sighting his eyes on the referee as he clenches his fist and threatens to hit him. The referee says such action will result in a disqualification and a point for Level-One, he curses under his breath as he exits the ring and walks over to the ring announcer pushing him out of the way, and grabbing a large hour glass on display.
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Harvey: What in the world is Level-One doing? As pathetic as it maybe, Level-One has the perfect opportunity to work off the damage he has done to Pence Weatherlight with that steel chair.
Chase: I don’ see what the big deal is. All Level-One is doing with that hour glass is seeing how much time is left in the match. Duh!
Level-One re-enters the ring and immediately bothered by the referee telling him he can’t bring the hour glass into the ring.
”I can do whatever I damn well please! Move the hell out of my way!”
The referee yanks the hour glass from the hand of Level-One placing it in the corner of the ring, and guarding it with his body. The champion is livid and yanks the referee by his striped black and white coloured shirt pulling him out his way and once again retrieving the hour glass. Pence Weatherlight is defying the odds as he slowly pulls himself up, his legs are now jelly at best. He’s not sure if he can walk but he’d damn well try, because in this moment in time it’s the only choice he has.
The referee once again pulls and yanks at the hour glass which Level-One refuses to give up, as they engage in a tug of war. Pence Weatherlight pushes himself to his feet but jelly legged he wanders towards to Level-One falling to his knees various times in the process but sparingly, gets back to his feet each time.
Level-One wins the battle of tug of war as he rips it from the referee’s hands up in turn—it’s smashed right across the skull of Pence Weatherlight! The sands spills all over the ring, as Pence Weatherlight collapses to the mat with glass embedded in his face!
The referee looks at the carnage in the ring and points at Level-One blaming him for the bloody result. The referee points at him and waves his hands in the air—while Level-One protests that he didn’t intend to hit Pence Weatherlight in the face with the hour glass. The referee leans through the ropes and shouts out to the ring side announcer who makes the announcement.
19:00
Tony: Winner by Disqualification… Pence Weatherlight. Pence Weatherlight is awarded one point. The current score stands at 1-0.
Chase: WHAT!? That is unfair! Level-One was just screwed by that referee who is obviously in cahoots with that cheater Pence Weatherlight!
Harvey: Level-One had no business at all involving that hour glass in the match to begin with! He wasn’t checking up on the time and you know that!
Chase: What are you talking about? A champion can never be tardy, it’s bad professionalism and he wanted to end Pence Weatherlight off early! This is the biggest screw job in the history of professional wrestling, we can’t let this happen!
Level-One is absolutely livid as he stomps his feet and cries fowl but then he looks down at Pence Weatherlight and like a vulture attacking his pray, he sprints over to Pence Weatherlight and hooks the leg, as he itches for a pin!
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Level-One springs to his feet like he just won the match as he leans over the ring ropes and proceeds to celebrate the crowd as a few rowdy fans throw cups of beer at him.
Tony: Winner by Pin-fall… Level-One. Level-One is awarded one point. The current score is tied at 1-1
Chase: Justice is served! Oh, sweet Jesus, justice has been served!
Harvey: That isn’t justice! Pence Weatherlight has glass sticking out of his face only for Level-One to be awarded with a point for it! Absolutely, ridiculous!
Pence Weatherlight looks up at the lights the blood in his eyes blind him. Blood pours out of the reapers fresh wounds painting him a crimson mask. The APW champion camps out by leaning against the turn-buckle and waiting for Pence Weatherlight to make it back to his feet. Pence Weatherlight wipes at his face or whatever has left of it and as he struggles to his feet a grin across his face as he mumbles.
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”You take my face… I take your life!”
Pence Weatherlight turns around as Level-One sprints forward for a spear but Pence Weatherlight dives out of the way, as Level-One smashes his shoulder into the post at full speed. The expert grabs his shoulder as he tries to shake the feeling back into it but instead is picked up off his feet and driven to the mat with a huge battle-testimony, spine buster! Pence Weatherlights blood face print is painted on the chest of Level-One as he sloppily hooks the leg!
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Level-One kicks out as Pence Weatherlight flops over on his back knowing that not even that wasn’t enough to put the champion away.
Harvey: Pence Weatherlight hit a big move. Usually, it’s a set up for something even bigger but Pence Weatherlight was barely able to pull it off.
Chase: That’s right, Harvey. Pence Weatherlight isn’t the pretty poster child now that Level-One has something to say about it. Pence Weatherlight should stop trying to hassle Level-One and just take his losses and make them his gains. Nobody expected him to do as well as he has done, anyways!
Harvey: Pence Weatherlight was the underdog before he came into this match, Chase—and he didn’t come into this match to cut it close, he wants to win and I think he can pull it off as we head into the last quarter of this match!
15:00
The crowd claps their hands together. At first, they clap slow… then faster… the faster as they try to give the fan favourite a new breath of fresh air. Pence Weatherlight chants as he makes it up to his knees, bloodied and bruised and sets his eyes on top turnbuckle. Pence Weatherlight points at the turnbuckle as the fans cheer even louder. Pence Weatherlight gingerly makes his a way to the top turnbuckle. He engages with a struggle just to pull himself up to the top turn-buckle but the time he gets on top, Level-One manages to regain his bearings.
Pence Weatherlight wipes the from his eyes and doesn’t see a right hand from Level-One coming, which eats into his jawbone. Pence Weatherlight begins to teeter totter trying to hold onto the top rope. Level-One climbs up to the top rope as he looks for a top rope suplex but Pence Weatherlight is resilient with his efforts! Pence Weatherlight nails Level-One’ rib cage with shots that annoy him more then anything. Pence is able to capitalize on it though as Level-One abandons the suplex.
Pence Weatherlight looks to turn the tables as he grabs Level-One in a belly to belly suplex position and begins to drill headbutt shots into the dome of the APW champion! Pence Weatherlight with nothing left to lose but the match manages to send Level-One off the turnbuckle and down to the canvas. The crowd cheers as Pence Weatherlight finds it in himself to stand up right on the top turnbuckle. He soars through the air dropping a elbow into the heart of the champion! The Peoples plea… the peoples plea! Pence Weatherlight holds the arm over Level-One’s chest as he makes the pinfall…
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Level-One kicks out and perhaps retains his APW championship, as he looks at the action-tron with hope burning in his eyes—all he has to do from now on is hold on. Pence Weatherlights expression on the other hand is hidden by his crimson mask.
12:00
Harvey: I can’t believe it, Chase! Pence Weatherlight has thrown everything at the champion but can’t seem to break him for good! Pence Weatherlight has got to be asking himself what it’s going to take to put the champion down for good!
Chase: I love it! The champions advantage is working out for Level-One right now. Pence is going to need to score another pin to win—all Level-One has to do is maintain his score!
Level-One and Pence Weatherlight both begin to stir. Pence Weatherlight is to his knees as so is Level-One. They both stare at each-other. Pence Weatherlight still see’s him as the overconfident bastard he’s always been. Level-One see’s Pence Weatherlight’s crimson mask and feels like that says, it all. Pence Weatherlight wipes his face and then flicks his blood particles into the face and chest of Level-One and slaps him across his face.
”Come on, Level! You aren’t going to be able to kick out forever!”
Level-One nods his head up and down as he stumbles up to his feet and allows Pence Weatherlight to follow. They stare at each-other once again this time on their feet. Level-One brazenly, points up at the Rasslemania banner as Pence Weatherlight points at the action-tron as if to say, it isn’t over yet.
There’s still 10 minutes left.
The two circle the ring and lock up once again. Neither man gives up and inch in the initial grappling war. Still, the champion is able to regain the advantage with a knee to the gut of Pence Weatherlight before Irish whipping him into the ropes. Pence Weatherlight comes back with a boot to the face but Level-One is able to side step Pence Weatherlight. Pence Weatherlight turns around… and is caught with a huge pele kick!
The shot sends Pence Weatherlight wheeling backwards but manages to stay on his feet as he falls back into the ropes. Level-One grabs Pence Weatherlights wrist and pulls him onto his shoulder for the Darkness Shine!
Pence Weatherlight however smashes his elbow into the face of Level-One long enough to roll down the back of Level-One cradling him to the mat with a crucifix pin trapping Level-One’s arms to the mat!
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…Level-One rolls out!
Pence is in trouble! Level-One has still got Pence Weatherlight in his grips as he scoops him up, again, this time while on his knees and eventually back up to vertical base the crowd cannot believe it! Level-One nails Pence Weatherlight with the Darkness shine, F-5! Level-One looks at the clock and hooks the leg…
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Pence Weatherlight kicks out and the give the biggest pop of the entire night!
8:00
Harvey: Pence Weatherlight has showed some amazing heart! He’s nearly bled to death but he’s putting up one hell of a fight refusing to give up!
Chase: I have to give credit where credit is due but Pence Weatherlight maybe tossing his entire career out the window for what is a lost cause, Harvey.
Level-One looks up at the referee and cries out; how did he kick out, he asks the referee. Level-One rolls over onto his stomach looking down at Pence Weatherlight with disgust as he stands above him, shouting him down.
”When I knock you down you are going to stay down, do you understand me!”
Level-One then proceeds to stomp the perimeters around Pence Weatherlight; foot stomp after foot stomp, as he’s killing an entire ant farm. Maliciously, Level-One finally shows Pence Weatherlight some mercy, but that’s only because he decides to pick Pence Weatherlight up to his feet and light him up with some cross chops!
Level-One Irish whips Pence Weatherlight into the ropes as Pence Weatherlight throws his way into a spear on the way back but Level-One is able to hop over the head of Pence Weatherlight who hits the ring rope and Level-One tries to roll him up from behind!
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Pence Weatherlight is able to shit his weight. Pence Weatherlight has all his weight on the chest of Level-One as Pence Weatherlight uses Level-One’s leg for leverage!
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Level-One powers out. Pence Weatherlight falls chest first against the ring apron out of sheer exhaustion as blood continues pour from the reapers face. Level-One storms to his feet as he immediately goes back onto the attack. He pulls Pence Weatherlight up to his knees and cockily, slaps him right across the face. Level-One places his hand under Pence Weatherlights chin, looks into his eyes, but Pence Weatherlight spits into his face!
”Enjoy my spit because I am taking your title!”
The fans cheer as the champion closes his eyes and pretends it never happened. He wipes the gob of bloody spit off with his hand and then slaps Pence Weatherlight across the face again—before Level-One kicks Pence Weatherlight square in the chest as Pence Weatherlight collapses back down to the mat. Level-One doesn’t say anything, he just glances at the clock and smiles.
6:00
Harvey: Level-One shouldn’t be so complacent, Chase. If he wants to ensure victory, heading into the final minutes of this match he’s going to have to put Pence Weatherlight away.
Chase: I disagree, Harvey. The best strategy, is for Level-One to play it safe and control the pace of this match up and look to run down the clock. No need to get fancy.
Harvey: Opinions… everyone has got them.
It’s as if Level-One hears Chase’s words and uses them to his advantage because for a solid minute, Level-One sits by the corner turnbuckle formulating a plot while he watches Pence Weatherlight slowly, uses the ropes to pull himself back to his feet.
5:00 minute warning!
Level-One watches the time die down as Pence Weatherlight reaches a vertical base. Level-One pushes forward and kicks Pence Weatherlight in the groin and hooks the arms looking for a Level-Advance vertabreaker but Pence Weatherlight reverses it into a backslide looking to steal a win from under the champions nose!
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Level-One rolls out hooking, Pence Weatherlights arm with him and manages to carry Pence Weatherlight on his back like a back pack! Level-One looks to end the match but Pence Weatherlight is able to find it in his heart to plant his feet on the ground and lift Level-One over his shoulders with all his might, dropping the much heavier Level-One on the back of his neck with Level-Advance! Both men lie in the ring, neither one moving as the crowd is off their feet!
”Thank you, APW. Thank you, APW. Thank you, APW”
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Harvey: What a set of reversals there! Pence Weatherlight was able to find it in his heart to reverse Level-One’s own finisher on him in return!
Chase: Yeah, but Pence Weatherlight is damaged goods. His momentum comes is forms of explosions but consistency is the key! The pressure is all on Pence Weatherlight in a tie and that’s exactly what we have going into the last nail biting minutes of this match!
Yet, another Pence Weatherlight chant builds up through the building as Pence Weatherlight spams on the canvas kicking up his feet wildly. Level-One rolls out onto his stomach and for the first time of the match wears doubt on his face. Level-One itches and claws to his feet while Pence Weatherlight channels his angry through the electric crowd. Level-One quickly finds himself to his feet and Pence Weatherlight is right there to follow!
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Level-One moves in looking to take Pence Weatherlights head off his shoulders with a clothesline but Pence Weatherlight is able to snake around and take Level-One’s vulnerable back hooking in the Soul Destroyer with a variation of a rear naked choke!
”I got you! Tap out! Do the right thing!”
Pence Weatherlight tries to trash talk his way into the head of Level-One who squirms around with no place to go with Pence Weatherlight synching the choke in! Level-One begins to turn blue in his face while Pence Weatherlight proudly wears his warrior colours. With no place to go, Level-One is forced to throw himself backwards in a last ditch effort to escape! Pence Weatherlight looses the hold on the way down as Level-One is able to reverse on the way down and falls into mount!
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Harvey: So, close for Pence Weatherlight who nearly just choked out the APW champion!
Chase: Pence Weatherlight has never been a technical giant and Level-One was able to capitalize on that… with only two minutes left, the champion is looking closer then ever to retain.
Harvey: Pence Weatherlight has stuck it out thus far though, Chase. Maybe he has something left that we don’t know about yet!
Chase: Well, he better bring it out right now—because it’s now or never for Pence Weatherlight!
Level-One unloads two big right hands into the face of Pence Weatherlight before quickly switching out of the mixed martial arts mount grabbing Pence Weatherlight by his leg! Pence Weatherlight is able to snake around the ankle of the expert though but Level-One rolls out of the attempted submission and ends up crossing Pence Weatherlights legs over… he locks in the House of Pain!
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Level-One has the manuever locked in the middle of the ring, as he cranks back on the hold. This submission works everything from the legs, to the spine and on upwards to the neck. A submission that solidifies the damage Level-One had done to Pence Weatherlight from point A to B. Pence Weatherlight however had shown his heart. His heart to never give up, no matter how much pain he was put through. Pence Weatherlight screams, he claws, and he pulls himself towards the ropes, until he reaches out… and he grabs that son of a bitch with all his might! The crowd gives an enormous cheer that neither ruptures both mens ear drum.
”Pence! Pence! Pence!”
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Harvey: Level-One was looking to kill the clock with that submission, maybe even tap Pence Weatherlight out but he survived and now this match may just come down to the wire!
Chase: Level-One needs to leave that ring, and hi-tail it! He’s got this match in the bag, Harvey!
Level-One argues with the referee as Pence Weatherlight pulls himself up to his feet as fast as he possibly can. Pence Weatherlight sees his chance and he doesn’t look back. He turns Level-One around and lifts him as high as his broken body will let him carry him, driving him to the mat with a Heavy Artillery spine buster which rattles the ring!
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Pence Weatherlight spins around falling against the ropes the fans have absolutely gone ape shit as Pence Weatherlight points up to the turnbuckle. The crowd cheer in approval. As Pence Weatherlight pulls his way to the very top, as quick as his body will allow him to. He says a short prayer before taking flight for the second time in the match… and it pays off as he drives the elbow into the heart of the champion who looks as if he is seziuring in the ring. Pence Weatherlight glances up at the clock!
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Pence Weatherlight thinks about going for a pin but sees Level-One slowly, trying to pull himself back to his feet, ever so slowly…
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Pence Weatherlight doesn’t have the time to wait as he picks Level-One up to his feet. Pence Weatherlight throws Level-One’s arm over his back and wraps his arm around the chest and throat of Level-One. It seems like an eternity, as the entire arena is on their feet cheering… Pence Weatherlight lifts the champion up… and then drops him to the mat. HEAVY ARTILLERY!
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Harvey: Pence Weatherlight hit it! He hit the Heavy Artillery!
Chase: No, no! It can’t end like this…
Pence Weatherlight looks up at the clock…
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…and throws an arm across the chest of Level-One as the referee is already in place to count the pin.
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Harvey: Oh my god! Pence Weatherlight has defeated Level-One with no more seconds on the clock, you don’t get any closer then that!
Chase: No, this can’t be! It was a quick count… the referee was obviously trying to get the count in before the time ran out. There needs to be a do over, goddamn it!
Pence Weatherlight rolls over onto his back and doesn’t move but the cheers are in full force as the crowd celebrates the big upset.
Tony: Your winner… and the NEW APW world heavyweight champion, Pence Weatherlight!
”Yes we can” chants fill the arena as the referee retrieves the APW world championship and lays it across the chest of a bloodied, bruised and battered Pence Weatherlight but winning the APW championship, seems to heal each one of the wounds inflicted on him over the hour in this moment in time. Through, his crimson mask he smiles. Right beside him the former APW world heavyweight champion rolls onto his stomach beating his fist against the canvas.
Harvey: I don’t think you could have ended off this night with a better way. Pence Weatherlight finally strikes gold and triumphs as the underdog, tonight.
Chase: You could write a better story, a much better story, and that’s Level-One retaining his title! Pence Weatherlight better not get too comfortable.
Harvey: Well, maybe your write about one thing… perhaps this night isn’t over just yet.
Pence Weatherlight springs to his feet and holds the APW world championship high above his head as he climbs up the turn-buckle sharing his new prize with the thousands of fans that came to see and support him tonight. Level-One marches over to Pence Weatherlight and snakes underneath the new APW world heavyweight champion picking him up in a power bomb position ready to lay the champion out… but Pence Weatherlight brings the title onto the top of the head of Level-One sending his rival to the mat as Pence Weatherlight sits on top of him and smiles, through his bloody mask.
”I got you”
Harvey: What an amazing turn of events as Pence Weatherlight dethrones the longest reigning APW world champion in historic fashion.
Chase: You have to wonder just how this night effects the future of the APW.
Pence Weatherlight gets back to his feet and hoists the APW world heavyweight championship over his head as the ”Yes we can chants” turn into ”Yes we did” chants. Pence Weatherlight smiles and nods his head appreciative of the support he had gotten.
WINNER AND NEW APW WORLD CHAMPION: Pence Weatherlight
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