Bill Maher, Rachel Maddow, and Nick Gillespie in Dust Up at PCW Blue Brand Show

Last night an incident at a PCW Blue Show involving Bill Maher, Rachel Maddow, and Reason Magazine editor Nick Gillespie took place.

Maher and Maddow were delivering a harsh promo against the Republicans concerning the Fast and Furious controversy. 

Bill Maher: …we’re not the partisans here.  The Republicans are.

Gillespie starts to snicker. 

Maher: What’s so funny? 

Gillespie dared either Maher or Maddow to name one Republican they agreed with.  They couldn’t and said that’s not their fault- it’s the Republicans.  Gillespie began to snigger again.  Maddow asked him what was going on. 

Gillespie: Please.  You’ll always take the Democratic side over the Republican.  Non-partisan my ass.

Maddow protested but Gillespie said he’d seen her act before. 

Maher: That’s not a fair question.  If there were Republicans — you could ask me the same question, I could answer that question twenty years ago but Republicans have changed. I haven’t changed. You would probably say the same thing. It is they who have changed, not us.

Gillespie began to laugh again. 

Maddow: Stop it. 

Gillespie continues to laugh.

Maher finally snaps and decks him.  Then PCW Blue Belt Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) and Andy ‘The Foul Pole’ Golatta (D) run out and attack Gillespie laying him out in a heap in the middle of the ring.

PCW Action this weekend:

Tonight, the PCW Blue Brand is in New York City at the Local 1823 Union Hall for a big show including former PCW Tag Team champions Big Union (Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker) and Andy Golatta.

The PCW Red Brand is in Park City, Utah for an ultra exclusive event for big money donors (those who have ponied up 50K and more) and big Republican guns such as Virginia’s Bob McConnell,  Rob Portman (R-OH), Paul Ryan (R-WI), Bobby Jindal (R-LA), and PCW Hall of Famer ‘The Mastermind’ Karl Rove for a huge show.  PCW Red Belt Champion ‘The Japanese SuperDestroyer’ Yamamoto Tanaka (R) will be on hand as well.

The Independent Brand is on a three day swing through the mid-Atlantic with shows in Blacksburg, Virginia last night,  Norfolk, Virginia tonight, and Greenville, North Carolina tomorrow.

  

Rob Portman vs. Lee Fisher, Christine O’Donnell vs. Chris Coons: 11/2- PCW Extreme Election Night- Part 1

PCW Extreme Election Night
Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon
Wauseon, OH
Tuesday November 2nd
Host: Johnny Suave


Johnny Suave and his life-size cardboard cut-out of Shania Twain

Loud crowd chant of ‘PCW…PCW…PCW.’   Suave and Shania are in the ring.

Suave- HELLO AND WELCOME TO P-C-W EX-TREME ELECTION NIGHT 2010!

Crowd- PCW!…PCW!…PCW!

Suave- Four years ago, the Democrats took over control of the PCW Competition Committee and Executive Committee.  Two years ago, PCW Owner Bubba Jackson appointed Democrat Barack Obama as the new PCW CEO.  Tonight, it’s the Republicans who come into Extreme Election Night with the momentum on their side.  Can they follow it through?  How much help will the Tea Party and Sarah Palin give them?  How much help can Bill Clinton and CEO Obama give the Democrats?  Over the next two and a half hours, we’re going to find out.

The crowd cheers.

Suave- Let’s run down the card one last time before we get the evening started.

Ohio: Lee Fisher (D) vs. Rob Portman (R)

Delaware: Christine O’Donnell (R) vs. Chris Coons (D)

Florida: Charlie Crist (I) vs. Marco Rubio (R) vs. Kendrick Meek (D)

Pennsylvania: Pat Toomey (R) vs. Joe Sestak (D)

Kentucky: Rand Paul (R) vs. Jack Conway (D)

Alaska: Joe Miller (R) vs. Scott McAdam (D) vs. Lisa Murkowski (I)

Connecticut: Richard Blumenthal (D) vs. Linda McMahon (R)

California: Carly Fiorina (R) vs. Barbara Boxer (D)

Nevada: Harry Reid (D) vs. Sharron Angle (R)

Also:
PCW Tag Team Title Match: The Kings of Old School: Ricky Michaels/Marty Lane (D) vs. The International Hit Squad: Andy Golatta and Daniel-San (I)

PCW Title Match: Jill-Berg (R) vs. PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D)
If Berg wins, she will become the first woman ever to be the PCW Champion.  But the road will be perilous.  The National Organization of Women want to stop her.  Does the 95 pound Berg have a sniff of a chance against the 350 pound PCW Champion?

AND Charlie Blackwell (I-American Heartland) gets married.

Suave and Shania are back to their broadcast positions.

Suave- Can the unbeaten Jill Berg find a way to defeat Yamamoto Tanaka?  We’ll find out later on.  Let’s go to the ring and Kimber Marshall-


Kimber Marshall

Marshall climbs into the ring.  But then ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann appears.

Suave- No.  What the hell does he want?

Mr. McMann leads Big Oil, Big Electric, Kirk Walstreit, and Rough Justice (D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice- two former police officers fired for their extreme style of law enforcement), to the ring.

Suave- It’s ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann and he’s leading his Corporation of Domination up to the ring.  If I were Kimber Marshall, I might want to get out of there right now.

McMann and company climb into the ring to a ringing round of boos from the crowd.

Mr. McMann- SHUT UP, YOU UNGRATEFUL INGRATES!  Do you know who I am?  I am the undisputed genius of Sports Entertainment!

More boos roll in.

Mr. McMann- And since I know what you inbred pukes want, I’ve come here tonight to this redneck shack out in the middle of God-knows where to once again, offer PCW my services.

Crowd- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Mr. McMann- Now, Kimber Marshall does a passable job of ring announcing.  But-

Crowd- RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Suave- Ah, Kimber does a more than passable job there.

Mr. McMann- But.  I have someone in the back who’ll do a better job.  Lance!  Come on down!


Lance Terry

Lance Terry comes to the ring.  He’s greeted with a solid wall of boos.

Mr. McMann- Well?  What do you think?

Crowd- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

McMann is livid.  Big Oil, Big Electric, and Kirk Walstreit line up behind him.  Rough Justice drags Kimber Marshall into the ring.

Mr. McMann- You all are going to find out just how potent the power of a big corporation is.  Lance is going to do the ring announcing for tonight’s show because there’s no one here who can stop us from making it so.  Big Oil?  DO IT!

Rough Justice hands off Kimber to Big Oil.  Big Oil lifts her up…

Suave- NO! YOU CAN’T DO THAT!  SHE’S DONE NOTHING-

The crowd roars…

‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido, Charlie Blackwell, and Kenzie Blair (I-American Heartland)

International Hit Squad: ‘Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta, Daniel-San, and Mrs. Miyagi

Blackwell and Escondido rescue Kimber and brawl with Big Oil.  Golatta takes on Big Electric.  Daniel-San quickly takes down Walstreit.

Suave- Rough Justice try to sneak up behind Blackwell.  OH!

From behind, Kenzie Blair and Mrs. Miyagi deliver simultaneous low blows to Rough Justice.  Both Ruff and Justice cover their privates and dance in the ring.

Suave- TWIN LARIATS by Escondido and Blackwell!  WAIT A MINUTE!  ON THE FLOOR!

Kimber Marshall has wrapped Lance Terry’s tie around his neck and is choking him with it.

Suave- HOLY CRAP!  THAT CAN GET YOU FIRED IN OTHER WRESTLING COMPANIES!  HE’S TURNING BLUE!  That’s not good, right?

Terry is on all fours and trying to breathe.

Suave- We’re going to try and get this mess cleaned up.  Let’s go to Paige McGillicutty in back.


Paige McGillicutty

Paige- Paige McGillicutty here in back with one Linda McMahon.  Linda, your thoughts?


Linda McMahon (R)

Linda- Paige, I’m shock and appalled at what just happened.  If PCW would only adhere to PG standards that type of trash would never make the airwaves.

Paige- Linda, Keith Olbermann had this to say…

Olbermann- Vince McMahon is fed up with “misleading and malicious attacks” on WWE.  Presumably it’s where one can stand up for his right to order a female performer to get on all fours and bark like a dog.

He then showed a clip of the infamous Vince McMahon-Trish Stratus skit where Stratus was on all fours and barked like a dog.

Linda- Well…I also believe in First Amendment rights.  People shouldn’t have a problem with it because they choose to watch the show.

Paige- I see…back to you Johnny.

Suave- Yeah, I’m not sure that made much sense either.  I liked it better when she was asking Richard Blumenthal if he knew how to create a job.  We are ready for our first match.  To Kimber Marshall in the ring.

Kimber- Our first match is a one fall, thirty minute time limit.  From the Great State of Ohio-

Crowd- RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Kimber- In the blue corner, representing the Democrats, LEE FISHER!


Lee Fisher (D-Ohio)

Kimber- And his opponent, in the red corner, Republican ROB PORTMAN!


Rob Portman (R-Ohio)

Suave- Fisher versus Portman in our first match of the night.  Fisher is the older and more experienced wrestler but Portman’s put together a nice campaign.

The bell rings.

Suave- And here we go.  Lock up in the middle.   Fisher tries to push Portman back.  Portman resets his feet and drives Fisher into the turnbuckle.

Fisher sticks his arm under and around the top rope.  The referee immediately calls for a break.

Suave- Referee Ron Martin calls for a break.  Portman steps back.  Now Fisher walking around the ring.  Portman cuts him off and locks up.  Fisher sends Portman for the- no…reverse…Portman whips Fisher into the ropes.

Portman bends down and Fisher goes flying up and over.

Suave- Back body drop by Portman.  Fisher rolls to the ropes and grabs them.  The referee calls for another break.

Portman steps back and Fisher tries to regroup.

Suave- Fisher back in…he gets a fireman’s carry takeover…a couple stomps…now Fisher going for a high elbow dropppppp…

Fisher drops and Portman rolls out of the way.

Suave- …MISSED IT!  Portman grabs Fisher’s legs…OH!

Portman jumps in the air and drops both legs on Fisher’s groin.

Suave- That’ll mess your day up!  Fisher’s trying to get up and Portman sends him right back down.  Cover by Portman…NO…Fisher out at two.  Portman rolls him up again…one…two…Fisher grabs onto the bottom rope.

Portman again steps back and allows his opponent to get up.

Suave- Portman not wasting any time…whip into the ropes…HIGH CROSSBODY BY PORTMAN!  COVER…1…2…3!

Kimber Marshall climbs into the ring.

Kimber- The winner at three minutes and forty-nine seconds…ROB PORTMAN!

Suave- So Rob Portman gets the night started off right for the Republicans with an easy win over Lee Fisher.  Hold on…there’s some commotion…

Ted Strickland
Ted Strickland (D)

John Kasich
John Kasich (R)

Strickland and Kasich race down to the ring.  Strickland tries to clothesline Portman.  Portman ducks out of the way and Kasich tackles Strickland.

Suave- It’s Ted Strickland and John Kasich!  Now they’re brawling in the ring!  There’s been a lot of tension between those two over the past few weeks and it’s finally exploded!

Strickland telegraphs a back body drop and pays with a kick to the chest.  He then goes for a springboard move but misses and gets hit with a mule kick.

Suave- Kasich raining down punches on Strickland…INCOMING!

Bill Clinton and Joe Biden (D)

Clinton and Barack Obama’s Aide de Camp Biden wade in and start cleaning up on Kasich.  Kasich whipped into the ropes…double clothesline!

Republicans Chris Christie of New Jersey, Haley Barbour of Mississippi, and Tim Pawlenty of Minnesota race down.


Chris Christie (R-NJ)

Christie grabs Biden and whips him out of the ring.  Clinton slips out along with Strickland to ringside.

Suave- Chris Christie and Joe Biden having a stare down as the Democrats walk back down the aisle.   The first match is in the books and it’s Rob Portman with the win over Lee Fisher.

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Nancy Pelosi (D)

Nancy Pelosi stands beside a makeshift grave.

Pelosi- I know, you all pretty much have my career as the Leader of the PCW Competition Committee dead and buried.  I get it.  But let me say this, I’m not going out with a fight.  Jill-Berg, for the final time, you are never going to be the PCW Champion.  You might as well bury that dream right here…

She points at the grave.

Pelosi- There will be talk of plots and conspiracy theories over the next few months, but I will set them straight right now.  Jill-Berg will lose tonight because of one person, and one person only: me.  Now that poor Jill will be condemned to an eternity of agony, thinking of what could have been, I wants all of you to thank me.  Thank me for removing the false hope Jill Berg had of defeating our PCW Champion, Yamamoto Tanaka.  I know you, particularly the Republicans out there, are all clinging to a futile shred of hope that somehow, Jill Berg will defeat Tanaka tonight.  That is never going to happen.  Tanaka is the World Heavyweight Champion and he will walk out of here tonight with the belt while Jill Berg goes back to her rich friends at the office and cries in her champagne.

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Suave- A defiant Nancy Pelosi vowing that Jill Berg will not become the next PCW Champion.  Let’s head back to the ring for our second match of the night.

Kimber Marshall in the ring.

Kimber: Our second match is a three way dance, one fall, thirty minute time limit.  Introducing first in the red corner, Republican CHRISTINE O’DONNELL!


Christine O’Donnell (R-Delaware)

Kimber: And her opponent is in the blue corner, representing the Democrats, CHRIS COONS!


Chris Coons (D-Delaware)

Suave- Tea Party favorite Christine O’Donnell and Democrat Chris Coons in our second match of the evening.

A group of five guys dressed up as ladybugs cheer O’Donnell on.

Suave- Okay.  That was something I didn’t need to see.  There’s the bell.  It’ll be very interesting to see if O’Donnell’s inexperience hurts her in this match.    They circle cautiously.  Coons shakes off a boot to the midsection by O’Donnell.  He grabs the air and whips her into the ropes.  But O’Donnell grabs on to the rope.

Coons takes off and lariats O’Donnell over the top rope to the floor.

Suave- HOLY CRAP!  COONS NEARLY TOOK O’DONNELL’S HEAD OFF AND SENT HER TO THE FLOOR.

Coons climbs to the top of the corner turnbuckle.

Suave- Coons trying to make this one a quickie.

Coons jumps.


‘The Princess of Political Incorrectness’ Andrea Doria

Suave- IT’S THE TEA PARTY!  ANDREA DORIA RAN OUT FIRST AND PULLED O’DONNELL OUT OF THE WAY!  O’DONNELL HAS A CHAIR.

She whaps it over Coons head.  O’Donnell dithers about what to do next.  She goes for another chairshot but Coons kicks the chair into her face.

Suave- HOLY CRAP!

O’Donnell topples over.  The rest of the Tea Party (Nic Koteen, NRA, Al Cahall, Grizzly Adam, and Hunter the Hunter) run down to attend to O’Donnell.  Then a surprise shows up on the ramp.


Mike Castle (R-Delaware)

Suave- That’s Mike Castle!  O’Donnell’s primary opponent.  He’s watching but he’s not doing anything.

The referee tells the Tea Party to get back.  Coons takes O’Donnell back into the ring.  He connects with a boot to the midsection.

Suave- Big boot by Coons.  Coons has her up…

Coons suplexes O’Donnell to the middle of the ring.

Suave- And down she goes.  And all the while, Mike Castle just watches.

Castle smiles and stays on the other side of the guard rail in the first row.  Coons goes up top rope.  He flies, O’Donnell rolls, and Coons lands on the mat.

Suave- No one home!  O’Donnell able to get out of Dodge just in time!  Coons traps O’Donnell in the corner.  O’Donnell fakes one way and slips under Coons arm.  Coons then grabs her arm and tosses O’Donnell out of the ring.  Coons goes for a springboard moonsault, but this time it’s NRA and Nic Koteen who pull O’Donnell out of the way.  Coons lies flat on the floor.  What the hell is Mike Castle doing?

Castle tells the ref that the Tea Party interfered again.   While he’s ‘conferring with the referee,’ Joe Biden runs down again and gets a couple shots in on O’Donnell.  Then…


Emily List

List flies in and hits O’Donnell with a mid-air drop kick.  Her friend Code Pink also runs down and pulls O’Donnell up.

Suave- Emily List and Code Pink doubleteam O’Donnell.   Coons on the top rope.  Coons takes her down with a drop kick.

Andrea Doria finally has enough and she launches herself at List.  She and List fight on the outside.  Hunter the Hunter tosses Code Pink into the guardrail.

Suave- Coons decides to get back in the ring while the others brawl outside.  Coons with a head lock.   He rolls O’Donnell for a pin.

O’Donnell kicks out at two.

Suave- I DON’T BELIEVE IT!  SHE KICKED OUT…COONS WITH A BACKSLIDE…

The referee pounds the mat twice and again, O’Donnell kicks out.

Suave- TWO COUNT AGAIN!

Standing drop kick from Coons sends her back down.

Suave- ANOTHER COVER!  ONE…TWO…

O’Donnell again gets the shoulder up.

Suave- NO!

O’Donnell stands.  Standing dropkick to the balls.

Suave- HOLY CRAP!   Whoa!

Coons falls.  O’Donnell with a leg drop.

Suave- Leg drop by O’Donnell.  And another.  She covers.   One.

Coons powers out.  O’Donnell drops the knee right on Coons’s groin.  She hooks the leg and covers.

Suave- Cover by O’Donnell…one…two…NO!

Coons kicks out.  O’Donnell stomps him and then climbs the top turnbuckle.

Suave- O’Donnell going up…NO!

Emily List and Code Pink go over and push her off the top.  O’Donnell lands hard on her back.

Suave- O’Donnell too impatient and went for the home run.  Coons regains control of the match.  He crawls over and makes the cover…one…two…THREE!  That’s it!  Chris Coons takes advantage of Christine O’Donnell’s inexperience and gets the win for the Democrats.

Kimber Marshall in the ring.

Kimber- The winner of the match at six minutes, thirty-four seconds- Democrat CHRIS COONS!

Suave- Tough loss for O’Donnell who’s also supposed to be a guest on a special edition of Bill Clinton’s Hot Tub tonight.  Let’s go to the back and William Jefferson Clinton.

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Bill Clinton’s Hot Tub Segment

Bill Clinton glumly sits in his hot tub…alone and flanked by two Secret Service men.  Off to the side of the hot tub lies a ladybug costume.

Clinton- I don’t know what else I could have done.  I even brought her a ladybug costume just so she’ll feel comfortable.   *sigh*

Secret Service Agent 1- I don’t think Miss O’Donnell is coming sir.

Clinton- This makes me profoundly sad.  (bites lip)  I feel my pain.

Lady’s voice- WAIT!  WAIT!

Suave- Who the-


Fmr White House Correspondent Helen Thomas

Suave- Oh, God…

Bill Clinton takes one look at Helen as she whips off her robe in front of him.

Clinton- Oh…my….God…

Helen- I’ll guest on your show!

Suddenly…

Clinton’s voice- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Suave- That was close.

Tonight’s Coverage of PCW Extreme Election Night 2010 Starts at 9 PM tonight

Delaware: Christine O’Donnell (R) vs. Chris Coons (D)

Alaska: Joe Miller (R) vs. Scott McAdam (D) vs. Lisa Murkowski (I)

Ohio: Lee Fisher (D) vs. Rob Portman (R)

Florida: Charlie Crist (I) vs. Marco Rubio (R) vs. Kendrick Meek (D)

Pennsylvania: Pat Toomey (R) vs. Joe Sestak (D)

Kentucky: Rand Paul (R) vs. Jack Conway (D)

Connecticut: Richard Blumenthal (D) vs. Linda McMahon (R)

California: Carly Fiorina (R) vs. Barbara Boxer (D)

Nevada: Harry Reid (D) vs. Sharron Angle (R)

Also:
PCW Tag Team Title Match: The Kings of Old School: Ricky Michaels/Marty Lane (D) vs. The International Hit Squad: Andy Golatta and Daniel-San (I)

PCW Title Match: Jill-Berg (R) vs. PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D)
If Berg wins, she will become the first woman ever to be the PCW Champion.  But the road will be perilous.  The National Organization of Women want to stop her.  Does the 95 pound Berg have a sniff of a chance against the 350 pound PCW Champion?

AND Charlie Blackwell (I-American Heartland) gets married.

All this and more, tonight at 9 PM.

Rob Portman/Sherron Angle def. Fisher and Reid: 10/11 PCW Extreme Political TV

PCW Extreme Political TV
Ohio University Convocation Center
Athens, OH
Monday October 11th
Host: Johnny Suave

The arena was about 80 percent full.

‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann came out with a young announcer named Lance Terry.  McMann wanted Terry to take over for Kimber Marshall because Terry had a professional voice and looks that would attract a good demographic of women to PCW.  The crowd booed Terry as he introduced the first match of the night and McMann stormed off.

(1) Triple R (D) beat ‘The Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) and Doug ‘King Kong’ Kingman (R).  After the match, both Triple R and Chism called out Jill-Berg (R) and demanded a match for her title shot at PCW Extreme Election Night.

Alas, Jill-Berg was not in the building.  Jill appeared onscreen from an undisclosed island somewhere in the South Pacific where she said she was training diligently for Extreme Election Night.

(2) PCW Television champion Ken Worth- The American Trucker (I-American Heartland) beat Andy Riley (D) to retain the title.

Johnny Suave and Kimber Marshall came out to find a guest bellringer. They asked who is the biggest douchebag in PCW.  The first kid said Nancy Pelosi (D-Ca). The second kid said Eric Cantor (R-Va). The third kid finally got it right with ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann.

This brought McMann out for a second time.  McMann told Suave he changed his mind about replacing Marshall with Lance Terry.  He thought that Terry was far better suited…for Suave’s job.  More boos rain in.  Then Def Leppard’s ‘Rock Til You Drop’ fired up and the Extreme Equalizer Whiskey Tango Foxtrot made his way to the ring.  Terry had the good sense to bail; McMann did not and got Choke Slammed by WTF for his troubles.

‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and Charlie Blackwell (I-American Heartland) come out and call out the PCW Tag Team Champions The Kings of Old School: Ricky Michaels and Marty Lane. (D)  Neither man appears but Pelosi walks out and tells Escondido and Blackwell that they’ll have to earn their shot again at the tag team belts.  She makes them wrestle…The International Hit Squad: Andrew Golatta and Daniel-San.

(3) Escondido & Blackwell w/Kenzie Blair ringside) and the International HIt Squad go to a no contest when former two time PCW Tag Team Champions Jack and Joe Schmidt (I-Libertarian) interfere in the match.

Post-match, Blackwell cut a great promo saying that Blair, his fiancee, is the greatest person ever to live.  He also said he was tired of living alone and ready to settle down so he proposed to her a second time in the ring and set a date for the wedding- November 2nd at PCW Extreme Election Night 2010.

(4) Main Event: Rob Portman (R-OH) and Sharron Angle (R-NV) beat Lee Fisher (D-OH) and Harry Reid (D-NV) in a main event steel cage match.  Angle and Reid brawl throughout the match while Portman systematically took Fisher apart.

Post match, the Democrats rushed the ring and attacked Portman and Angle. The Republicans then ran in and cleared the ring, leaving just Linda McMahon (R-CT) and Pelosi.  McMahon then hit the RKO on Pelosi to end the show.

NOW Wants Berg Out of PPV Main Event, Preview Match: 10/4 PCW Extreme Political TV

PCW Extreme Political TV
Mischler Theater
Altoona, PA
Monday October 4th
Host: Johnny Suave

Loud PCW chant as the show begins.  ‘The Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave is in the ring.


Johnny Suave and his life size cardboard cut-out of Shania Twain

Suave recaps last week’s PCW Night of Champions.

Film replay of PCW Television Champion Ken Worth- The American Trucker’s (I-American Heartland) successful title defense against Doug ‘King Kong’ Kingman (R)

Film replay of PCW Tag Team Champions Kings of Old School: Ricky Michaels/Marty Lane’s (D) win over The International Hit Squad: Andy Golatta/Daniel-San (I)

Replay of Jill-Berg’s (R) surprise win over Triple R (D) that gives her a shot at the PCW Title at Extreme Election Night 2010 next month.

Replay of PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka’s (D) victory over ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D)

NOW leader Terry O’Neill goes into Leader of the PCW Competition Committee Nancy Pelosi’s (D) office and demands that Jill Berg (R) be removed from the PCW Title match next month at Extreme Election Night 2010.  O’Neill believes Berg doesn’t represent women’s issues…or at least women’s issues that she agrees with.  Pelosi tells her that the contract is signed and there’s not much she can do about it.  O’Neill storms off.


NOW President Terry O’Neill, Nancy Pelosi (D), and Jill Berg (R)

The Kings of Old School: Ricky Michaels and Marty Lane (D) come out and crow over their win last week at PCW Night of Champions.  Michaels wants to make this special, because he can spend days counting his good fortune.  He’s here to help us, and we should thank him and the Democrats.  First, they took out Jack and Joe Schmidt and won the PCW Tag Team Title.  Last week, they defeated the International Hit Squad.  So Michaels wants to know, who is next?  Chris Escondido and Charlie Blackwell?  They’re Independents and don’t have the stroke or the financial backing.   Michaels says they can buy everyone there, and their backers has more money than Mark Cuban and is better than Nolan Ryan. Also, more handsome than Tony Romo.  Michaels says the Kings of Old School are the class of the PCW tag teams.

Michaels and Lane are then jumped by…


The International Hit Squad: ‘Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta and Daniel-San w/ Mrs. Miyagi (I)

Suave goes crazy as the International Hit Squad beatdown the PCW Tag Team Champions.   Then a referee slides into the ring and it’s an impromptu match…

End Summary
…Golatta gets the early advantage with a low blow and a Russian legsweep to Michaels.  Lane tries to intervene, but Daniel-San is all over him and they brawl on the floor while the legal men keep it in the ring.  Mrs. Miyagi yanks Lane away and she gets chased around for a while until Daniel-San attacks Lane with a chair.  Meanwhile, Michaels misses a charge and also winds up on the floor.  Daniel-San takes out Michaels with the chair, but Lane drags him away from harm’s way.  Michaels and Lane grab the Tag Team belts and high-tail it to the back.

WINNER: The International Hit Squad via countout @ 4:41

Where they’re met by…


‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido, Charlie Blackwell, and Kenzie Blair (I-American Heartland)

Michaels begins fighting back and Escondido lariats Lane.  Blair leaps at Michaels…he catches her but his knee gives out when Blackwell clips it from behind.   Blackwell keeps going after the knee.  Meanwhile, Escondido kabongs Lane with a chair and Lane’s bleeding like crazy.  Blair tries a moonsault, Michaels catches her and holds on and hits an atomic drop.  Blackwell connects with a boot to the face.  Escondido begins sending chairs flying towards the Tag Team champions.  Michaels low blows both Escondido and Blackwell and heads to the back.

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Preview of PCW Extreme Election Night 2010

Four weeks to go before PCW’s biggest biannual pay per view show, Extreme Election Night 2010.

Nine matches have been signed. Starting tomorrow night and continuing for the next three weeks, PCW Extreme Political TV will feature preview matches with the contestants who will appear at Extreme Election Night.

The card as of now is:

Ohio: Lee Fisher (D) vs. Rob Portman (R)
Florida: Charlie Crist (I) vs. Marco Rubio (R) vs. Kendrick Meek (D)
Pennsylvania: Pat Toomey (R) vs. Joe Sestak (D)
Kentucky: Rand Paul (R) vs. Jack Conway (D)
Connecticut: Richard Blumenthal (D) vs. Linda McMahon (R)
California: Carly Fiorina (R) vs. Barbara Boxer (D)
Nevada: Harry Reid (D) vs. Sharron Angle (R)

Also, Republican Jill-Berg gets her shot at making PCW history when she meets Yamamoto Tanaka for the PCW title. If Berg wins, she will become the first woman ever to be the PCW Champion.

———————–

The Axis of Evil comes out next.  Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Khalid El, Hugo Chavez and big 7 footer Fernando Venezuela, and Kim Jong-Il with Byung Hyung Kang.


Mahmoud Ahmadinejad


Hugo Chavez and Kim Jong-Il

Ahmadinejad denounces the pairing of Jill Berg versus PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka.  He claims PCW CEO Barack Obama and the United States are engaging in a blatant psychological war in the form of elevating an unworthy woman in Jill Berg in order to attempt to weaken our country.  “Whoever dares to endanger Iran, whoever dares to do anything at all against Iran, should raise its arm and Khalid-El will instantly cut it off.”  Ahmadinejad tells Obama to stop their inhuman crimes and place Khalid-El in the main event at Extreme Election Night.  If they don’t, then the Axis of Evil will eventually take care of that.

Nancy Pelosi walks out and again sadly advises that the contract is the contract and Jill-Berg will get her opportunity.  But if Khalid-El wants to fight, she has someone in mind.


Triple R (Road Rage Randy) and Emily List

Suave yells ‘Incoming!’ as Triple R with Emily List races to the ring causing the Axis of Evil to scatter from the ring.  Khalid-El tombstones Triple R for two.  Triple R applies a full nelson on the mat and List slaps Khalid-El until Kang comes in with a cookie sheet and takes her out.  Khalid-El retaliates by headbutting List and then Belly-to-belly suplexing her.  The match just totally stops as the PCW Clean Up Crew scrape Emily List off the mat.

Everybody begins brawling in the crowd again and Triple R comes off the top rope that actually clears the barricade and three rows of chairs.  Back inside the ring, Triple R goes insane and just mauls Khalid-El with a chair and targets his knee, which makes Khalid-El easy prey for the spinning toehold.  Kang stops Triple R from getting the submission and chokes him.  Suddenly, the big 7 footer Fernando Venezuela (who has been standing in the corner, just waiting & waiting until it came to a point where everybody forgot he was even over there) is instructed by Hugo Chavez to intervene.  Venezuela climbs in and drills Triple R with a camera.  Out of nowhere…


PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D)

Tanaka grabs a side headlock on Venezuela and DDTs him.  Tanaka grabs Kang around the throat and throws him outside.  Kang gets tossed into the barricade then gets spread across the apron.

Ahmadinejad pulls Khalid-El out of the ring and they scurry back up the ramp.

WINNER: Triple R via count-out @ 10:20

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‘Sports Entertainment Genius” Mr. McMann, still dressed in a pink jumpsuit that Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio made him wear after he was arrested a few weeks back, makes his way to the ring.  Mr. McMann says he will not apologize for anything.  He is the true ‘Sports Entertainment Genius” and everyone else, including PCW, is gravy training off of his pro wrestling legacy. Mr. McMann then announces that due to the ‘shabby treatment’ he’s received in PCW, he’s leaving for good.

This makes Johnny Suave very, very happy!  Suave says this is great because he doesn’t have to listen to Mr. McMann or deal with his so-called vision of sports entertainment anymore.  Mr. McMann is offended, and says that true wrestling fans love him and appreciate his genius.   Suave says as the official voice of PCW, he wants do hold the door open for Mr. McMann to leave.  McMann then says he should knock him off of his high horse and have Big Oil Oklahoma Driller him into next week.

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Suave is ready for our first Extreme Election Night Showcase Match…Kimber Marshall is in the ring.


Kimber Marshall

Kimber announces the main event match.

MAIN EVENT:
Linda McMahon- CT, Rob Portman- OH, and Carly Fiorina- CA (R)
vs.
Richard Blumenthal- CT, Lee Fisher- OH, and Barbara Boxer- CA (D)

Brawling all over the place.  Portman & Fisher battle on the floor while everybody else keeps it in the ring.  Fiorina dazes Boxer with some extra-corporate headbutts.  McMahon & Blumenthal mug at the camera in the general direction of the ring post.  Boxer chops Fiorina and Blumenthal brings her out to the floor.  Boxer goes top rope plancha on Fiorina and stomps away on her.  Fisher gets rammed into a nearby pillar by Portman. Meanwhile, McMahon crotches Blumenthal on the ringpost.

Everybody winds up back in the ring.  Fiorina takes out Boxer’s knee with a chair.  McMahon throws a handful of powder at Boxer, but Boxer dodges and it goes into Fiorina’s face. Boxer takes advantage and rolls up Fiorina for a three-count.

WINNER: Richard Blumenthal- CT, Lee Fisher- OH, and Barbara Boxer- CA (D) @ 6:51

Ohio: Fisher (D) vs. Portman (R) Announced for November’s PCW Extreme Election Night 2010

The first match has been confirmed for November’s PCW Extreme Election Night 2010.  Lee Fisher (D) will take on Rob Portman (R) in a huge Ohio match.  Fisher is a long time political veteran and Portman is attempting to join the PCW Executive Committee after serving on the PCW Competition Committee.

Triple R vs. SNAFU

SNAFU (I), from the American Heartland Coalition, commented that Triple R (D) shouldn’t overlook him.  Yesterday, Triple R warned Magnum P.O.’d (R) to stay out of his way but didn’t mention the Independent.

Triple R shot back that SNAFU needs to ‘go home and let the big boys play.’

Triple R is scheduled to face Magnum P.O.’d this coming Monday night.

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