Newt Closes the Deal in South Carolina: PCW South Carolina Slaughter Report

PCW South Carolina Slaughter Report
Colonial Life Arena

Columbia, South Carolina
Saturday January 21st, 2012

K-Roy (R), seconded by Newt Gingrich (R-GA) pinned ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) at 16:22 to win at South Carolina Slaughter tonight in Columbia, South Carolina.

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After Chuck Norris hit the ring and connected with a spinning heel kick on Scott, K-Roy hit a K-Bomb on the ‘American Citizen’ to set up the final pin.   Also making a difference in the match, ‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin (R-AK) who made the save on a pin attempt by Scott.  ‘The Massachusetts Redblood’  Mitt Romney (R-MA) got into a heated argument with Palin afterwards and K-Roy seized on the momentum change to swing the match in his direction.

Post match, Romney vowed that he was in the Republican contest to challenge PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL) in the fall for the long run.  He also gave Scott a vote of confidence after a tough week that’s witnessed the ascension of K-Roy as a major player in the PCW singles division.

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The main event featured PCW Champion, Independent Daniel-San, accompanied to the ring by Mrs. Miyagi, versus PCW Women’s Champion and PCW’s Queen of Extreme Valora Salinas for the PCW Title.

The match started off with an impressive series of technical wrestling of all things and Daniel-San controlled the early going.  But soon enough, Valora showed just why she is considered PCW’s Queen of Extreme by incorporating a steel folding chair and other sundry weaponry into the match.

After a two minute sequence that saw near-falls by both wrestlers and had the crowd on their feet, John Creese and his Cobra Conservative gang (R) – Johnny, Dutch, Tommy, and Jimmy, made their way to the ring.  Creese and his group entered the ring and it appeared they were going to attack Daniel-San again.  However, Creese sic’d his Cobra Cons on Valora.

Salinas, an independent with no real allies to come to her rescue, was obliterated by the four on one attack and then decked by a Crane Kick by Daniel-San that nearly took her head off.  Unconscious on unable to defend herself, Daniel-San slapped on the Labell Lock and the referee called the match.  However, Daniel-San refused to release the hold, even after Mrs. Miyagi pleaded with him to do so.  Creese’s Cobra Cons then annihilated Mrs. Miyagi and left her in a crumpled heap in the ring.

Finally, Daniel-San left the ring with Creese and company to a chorus of boos and debris being hurled in his direction.  To everyone’s great surprise, Leader of the PCW Executive Committee Harry Reid (D-NV) and Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) walked out with Democrat wrestler Kathryn Randall Collins.

Reid and Pelosi told the referee to ring the bell for a PCW Women’s title match.  KRC rolled the unconscious Valora over and made the cover.  Reid and Pelosi demanded that the referee make the 3 count.   He does reluctantly and KRC is given the PCW Women’s Title belt as a result.

Tune in to PCW Extreme Political TV Monday night to see what ramifications there are from what went down tonight.

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To recap:

K-Roy (R) w/Newt Gingrich (R-GA) defeated ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) backed by ‘The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA), The Right Rev. Randy Richardson (R) w/Rick Santorum (R-PA), and Jim Schmidt (R) w/Ron Paul (R-TX).

PCW Champion Daniel-San (I) retained over PCW Women’s Champion Valora Salinas (I) with the Labell Lock.  Daniel-San declared his allegiance with the Republicans after the match.

Kathryn Randall Collins (D) pinned PCW Women’s Champion Valora Salinas (I) to win the Women’s title.

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South Carolina Slaughter Preview/PCW Rankings

PCW WORLD CHAMPION:  Daniel-San (I)
PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION: ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D)
PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Valora Salinas (I)
PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Big Labor/James the Jeep Worker (D)

SINGLES CONTENDERS:
#1- Valora Salinas (I)
#2- ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R)
#3- O’Beck Bahama (D)
#4- Charlie Blackwell (I)
#5- K-Roy (R)

TAG TEAM CONTENDERS:
#1- Corporate Might:  Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R)
#2- California Teachers Union: ‘The Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta/Malibu Dusty (D)
#3- Jack and Joe Schmidt (R-Libertarian)
#4- Charlie Blackwell/Mike the Mechanic (I)
#5- Paul Ryan’s Raiders: Nick Ray and Kevin Collins (R)

WOMEN’S CONTENDERS:
#1- Kathryn Randall Collins (D)
#2- Sarah Mae Smith (R)
#3- Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (R)
#4- Union Maid (D)
#5- ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas (R)

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Tomorrow night’s PCW South Carolina Slaughter is a two match show.

First, it’ll be Republicans ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott w/the ‘Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA), The Right Rev. Randy Richardson backed by Rick Santorum (R-PA) and the God Squad, K-Roy w/Newt Gingrich (R-GA), and Jim Schmidt (Ron Paul R-TX) meeting for the right to call themselves the champion of South Carolina Republicans.

K-Roy is coming on strong.  Can the two time PCW Champion Kevin Scott hold off the new blood or will Newt Gingrich guide K-Roy to his biggest win in PCW yet?  Can The Right Rev. Randy Richardson spring a surprise and bring home another win (if you count Iowa) for Rick Santorum?  And what about the wild card- Jim Schmidt w/Ron Paul’s New Libertarian Army behind him?

The main event will be the PCW Champion Daniel-San (I) putting his title on the line against the PCW Women’s Champion Valora Salinas (I).

Valora has on a path of destruction over the past couple of weeks and now gets her biggest opportunity in PCW with a title shot against Daniel-San.  Can Daniel-San, embroiled in some controversy this week, pull it all together and get back on track?  Will John Creese and his Cobra Conservatives, who’ve bedeviled the PCW Champion of late, interfere in the match?  Will the Democrats, who aren’t happy with Valora, attempt to get some payback against PCW’s Queen of Extreme.

Check out all the action tomorrow night on South Carolina Slaughter.

Are Obama’s Critics ‘Dumb?’ Has Newsweek Gone ‘Fox News’? PCW Extreme Political TV

PCW Extreme Political TV
Winter Sports Ice Arena
Willow Grove, PA
Monday January 11th, 2012
Host: Johnny Suave

MATCH #1- joined in progress.
PCW Tag Team Title Match
‘The Self Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D) © vs. John and Ronnie Walker

This is a rematch from last Thursday when Big Union obliterated the Walker Brothers and then offered them a rematch.

Last week:
Big Labor cuts a disingenuous heel promo about how, as the Self Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class, he hated to deliver the Scabbuster to a fellow middle class member.  Of course, if the Walkers were part of a union- that class A, asskicking, they just received would never had happened.  Big Labor says he’ll give Walkers a rematch any time, anywhere.

Big Labor lays out Ronnie Walker with a Scabbuster and then turns to John Walker and smiles.  He lifts Ronnie up a second time and hits him with a second Scabbuster.

Suave: “JUST PIN HIM ALREADY!”

Big Labor makes the cover…1…2…NO!  Big Labor pulls Ronnie up at the last second.   He calls for a microphone and tells the Walkers they showed some guts in showing up here to get their ass handed to them a second time.  Big Labor tells John to pledge his allegience to the true Savior of the Middle Class…

Suave: “That’s Self Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class.”

…or else he’ll spike his brother a third time.  John turns to the crowd for help.

Big Labor: “You don’t put your faith in the hands of some rabbling scabs.  You put your faith in me.”

John is about to answer when…

Charlie Blackwell (American Heartland Coalition) 
HT: 6′ 4″  WT: 215 HOME: New Braunfels, TX
FIN: Tazzmission (Katahajime)
MGR: Kenzie Blackwell

Mike the Mechanic (American Heartland Coalition)
HT: 5’10”  WT: 202  HOME: Cleveland, OH
FIN: Jumper Cables
MGR: Tequila Sheila

Bobby Bare‘s ‘Pour Me Another Tequila, Sheila’ plays as Tequila Sheila leads Blackwell and his Les Miserables along with Mike the Mechanic hit the ring to battle Big Union.  Sheila hands Mike the Mechanic the jumper cables and he knocks out James the Jeep Worker (D) with them.

Blackwell ducks a right hand by Big Labor and puts him in the Katahajime.

Suave: “BLACKWELL’S CHOKING OUT BIG LABOR!”

Down comes the California Teacher’s Union

’The Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta (D)
HT: 6’5″  WT: 245, HOME: Warsaw, Poland
FIN: Foul Pole
MGR: Gov. Jerry Brown

Malibu Dusty (D)
HT: 5’9, WT: 195  HOME: Bakersfield, CA
FIN: Picket Line
MGR: Gov. Jerry Brown

…but they’re intercepted by the Tea Party

Average Joe
HT: 6′ 2″  WT: 220, HOME: Defiance, OH
FIN: Average Slam

NRA
HT: 6′ 2″  WT: 269, HOME: Richmond, IN
FIN: Gun Rack (modified torture rack)

Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay
HT: 6′ 2″  WT: 185, HOME: Salome, TX
FIN: Seven-Iron
MGR: Tromeo and Dr. Molly Greenwald

…The Tea Party brawls with the CTU until…

Occupy Wall Street (D)
Nate
HT: 5′ 10″  WT: 190  HOME: Minneapolis, MN

Shane
HT: 6′ 1″  WT: 185  HOME: Newark, NJ

Adam
HT: 6’0″  WT: 200  HOME: New York City, NY

…shows up…the referee for their scheduled match appears and clears out the ring.

MATCH #2- Six Man Tag Team Match
The Tea Party (R) vs. Occupy Wall Street (D)

[...Average Joe  rolls onto Nate connecting with a knee. NRA tags in McAvay. McAvay rolls onto Nate connecting with a knee. Nate gets up. Nate springboard DDT's McAvay onto the mat!  Nate locks McAvay in the Occupy Grapevine submission.  The referee checks for a tap out. ... ... McAvay is fighting the hold.  Blackwell in the ring with a double axe handle and Nate breaks the hold.  Nate sends McAvay out of the ring.  McAvay is in the wrong part of town as Shane swings a Steel chair and blasts him with it.  McAvay is bleeding as a result.  Nate does a handspring and hits McAvay with a bodyblock, what a move!  McAvay with a Salome suplex on Nate that drives him to the floor.  McAvay bites Nate's arm. ]

Suave: “HOLY CRAP!”

[Back in the ring, McAvay hits the cobra clutch suplex.   He follows with an arm wrench and Nate is in trouble.  McAvay with a frog splash on Nate.  He picks Nate up and hits a stomachbreaker.  Tromeo tells McAvay to finish him off and throws him the seven iron.  *WHACK*  Seven iron shot on Nate! McAvay covers...1 ...2 ...3 ]

WINNER: The Tea Party @ 16:06

Leader of the PCW Executive Committee Harry Reid (D-NV) charges down the ramp with the Democrats in tow and they attack the Tea Party.   O’Beck Bahama, PCW Television Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism, Big Union, The CTU, Axel Rodd, ’New Age Sensitive Guy’ Blaine Thomas-Taylor obliterate the Tea Partiers.

Finally, the Republicans respond in kind and send their wrestlers to the ring.  PCW Security tries to sort it all out as PCW goes to commercial.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

BACKSTAGE
PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein reports that Jon Huntsman (R-UT) is dropping out of the Republican race to challenge PCW CEO Barack Obama in November.

Huntsman: “This race had degenerated into an onslaught of negative and personal attacks not worthy of PCW and not worthy of this critical time in American history.”

Huntsman endorsed the Massachusetts Redblood Mitt Romney (R-UT) and then took a shot at current PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL) for engaging in “class warfare” and added that he felt it contributed to the divisiveness in PCW.

This leaves five main contenders left in the race to be the Republican to challenge PCW CEO Obama (D-IL):

Newt Gingrich (R-GA)
Mitt Romney (R-MA)
Rick Santorum (R-PA)
Ron Paul (R-TX)
Rick Perry (R-TX)

Suave: “Last week, Valora Salinas finally got her wish- a title match against PCW Champion Daniel-San (I) which will take place this Saturday at South Carolina Slaughter.  Here’s how it came about.”

Last Thursday on PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN
Daniel-San: “All she wants is a chance at the PCW title.  And as the PCW Champion, I’m willing to give her a shot.”

Reid and Pelosi are stunned.  Daniel-San sets the match for next Saturday’s PCW South Carolina Slaughter show and says “may the best man…or woman win.”  Valora escapes from Big Labor and Chism and low bridges both men.  Reid and Pelosi run for it.

In the ring, Daniel-San soaks up the crowd’s applause- not seeing that John Creese and the Cobra Conservatives are sneaking up on him.  Creese signals his gang and they attack Daniel-San.  The Cobra Cons deliver a vicious beatdown of the PCW Champion until Valora hits the ring and makes the save.

PCW Champion Daniel-San (I) talks with Woodward Bernstein.  He explains that the reason he is giving Valora a title match is because he’s obligated to defend the title and she deserves as much as anyone else.    Mrs. Miyagi adds that he’s not going to take her lightly before getting cut off by the champion.  Daniel-San then adds that Valora has won titles before and it’s time to see just how she’ll handle a big time match.

Bernstein then asks about the sneak attack on him last week by John Creese and the Cobra Cons.  Daniel-San evades answering the question and walks away leaving Mrs. Miyagi puzzled.

Suave: “That was weird.  And totally out of character for Daniel-San.  What’s going on?”

MATCH #3- PCW Television Title #1 Contender’s Match w/Special Referee: ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) and Special Enforcer: ‘The Japanese SuperDestroyer’ Yamamoto Tanaka (D)
O’Beck Bahama (D) vs. New Age Sensitive Guy Blaine Thomas-Taylor (D)

The match is delay when Chism grabs the microphone from ring announcer Kimber Marshall and rants about the fact that he holds a title but O’Beck Bahama is considered the Democrat’s number one wrestler.  Chism says he’s getting tired of being disrespected and demands that Bahama relinquish his #1 slot to him.

Bahama, of course, tells Chism to stick it in his ear.  Chism attacks Bahama while ‘New Age Sensitive Guy’ Blaine Thomas-Taylor tries to play peacemaker.  Thomas-Taylor gets a Hollywood Blockbuster from Chism for his troubles.

Then Tanaka attacks both Chism and Bahama and there’s a three way brawl in the ring.  Finally, PCW Executive Committee Chief Harry Reid (D-NV) and former PCW Competition Committee Chief Nancy Pelosi (D-NV) rush down to the ring to separate the three.

Suave: “There is no love lost between Chism and Bahama or Tanaka.  None at all.  Chism’s responsible for costing both Bahama and Tanaka the PCW title at one time or the other.”

Finally, PCW Security hits the ring and tears Tanaka, Bahama, and Chism away from each other.

Suave: “For all the stuff about the Republicans squabbling, don’t forget that the Democrats have their loony wing as well that doesn’t get along with the others.”

Suave references the Andrew Sullivan article in Newsweek  which has on the cover this week the caption “Why are Obama’s critics so dumb?”  and then turns it over to Steve Hunter for a new feature on PCW…

Steve Hunter’s Three Sentence Political Commentary- because three sentences is all you need to get your point across.

TOPIC: Andrew Sullivan’s Newsweek article

Sullivan’s article in Newsweek is thoughtful and well worth the read.  The same can’t be said for the idiotic caption on the cover that could have come from the editorial department of MSNBC.  Really Newsweek, I thought only Fox did stupid stuff like this…allegedly.

BACKSTAGE
Snooki aka Nicole Polizzi of Jersey Shore fame tells PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein that Donald Trump should be the next President of the United States.

Snooki: “I thought Trump was gonna run.  But he’s not, right? I would endorse him and vote for him.”

Snooki continued to ramble on until PCW Women’s Champion Valora Salinas (I) ran in and decked her with a steel chairshot.

Bernstein: “Thanks…I think.”

MAIN EVENT:
‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) w/’The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA)
Texas Jack w/Rick Perry (R-TX)
Jim Schmidt w/Ron Paul (R-TX)
The Right Rev. Randy Richardson w/Rick Santorum (R-PA)
K-Roy w/Newt Gingrich (R-GA)

Richardson, urged on by Santorum, starts the match on fire and nearly eliminates K-Roy right out of the box.

Schmidt is sluggish from the get-go and ends up being the first one eliminated.  Not a good night for the Ron Paul-ites in the audience.

After Richardson’s hot start, it’s Texas Jack who gets it in gear for the first time in months and starts to kick serious ass all over the ring.   He hooks up with K-Roy and they brawl from one side of the ring to the other.

Like Mitt Romney, ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott plays it cool and stays out of trouble for the most part. 

Richardson runs out of gas and gets tossed by K-Roy.  Newt Gingrich cheers while Rick Santorum does not look pleased.

Towards the end of the match, Romney is talking with Johnny Suave at ringside and calls Gingrich super PAC flick the ‘biggest hoax since Bigfoot.  Then Romney calls ‘McCain-Feingold a disaster.  Suave then reminds Mitt that McCain is his biggest, high profile endorsement and sure enough, McCain comes out.

In the end, Kevin Scott gets distracted and allows K-Roy to push him over the top rope and out of the match.

McCain and Romney talk as they head to the back.  Scott is not pleased.

Down to K-Roy vs. Texas Jack; Newt vs. Perry.

Texas Jack on his game but K-Roy is even more sharp tonight.   Texas Jack misses a Texas Lariat and K-Roy hits a K-Bomb and makes the cover.  Newt jumps in the ring and assists the referee in making a proper 1-2-3 and K-Roy wins the match.

Winner: K-Roy @ 11:26

Suave: “Not the greatest night for Romney.  Newt gets a little momentum headed into Saturday’s match at South Carolina Slaughter.   We’ll see you Thursday night for PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN.”

Romney Speaks French- (oh) mon dieu ! : 1/12-PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN

PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN Report
Kilpatrick Athletic Center
Great Barrington, MA
Thursday January 12th, 2012
Host: Johnny Suave

Suave recaps what went down at PCW Manchester (NH) Madness Tuesday night
-PCW Security came out searching for PCW Women’s Champion Valora Salinas but came up empty all night long

-PBR debuted in PCW, defeated Ken Worth-The American Trucker, and then Worth announced he was retiring and becoming PBR’s manager, Chief.

-Yamamoto Tanaka chose to return to the Democrats and destroyed ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R)  after he won the NH Primary Match

-John Creese and his Cobra Conservative gang (Johnny, Dutch, Tommy, and Jimmy) returned and kept a close watch on Daniel-San.

Suave is kicked out the ring by…

Corporate Might:
Big Oil (R)
HT: 6′ 11″ WT: 323
HOME: Houston, TX
FIN: Oklahoma Driller (modified piledriver)
MGR: Texas Tex

Kirk Walstreit- The Wall Street Market Analyst with the man crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit (R)
HT: 6-2  WT: 220
HOME: New York City, NY
FIN: Stock Market Plunge

An angry Big Oil came out to discuss what happened to him Tuesday night…

Replay- PCW Manchester (NH) Madness
Big Oil: “The more you pathetic people drive because you’re too lazy to walk a block to the store; the richer you make me.”

The crowd boos and lobs debris into the ring until they see PCW Women’s Champion Valora Salinas hit the ring.  She oulls out a taser and Big Oil doesn’t see her until it’s too late.  He gets zapped by the taser and falls like a tree to the mat.

Walstreit, realizing that he was in immiment danger, tried to get out but PBR and Chief ran in and blocked his exit.  PBR blasted him in the face with a beer can and then Chief threw him to Valora.  She in turn tasered him and left him in a puddle in the ring.

PBR tossed Valora a beer and the three shared a drink before PCW Security ran down and chased the Women’s champion off.

Big Oil calls everyone who cheered Valora Salinas two days ago a bunch of nobody losers who hate their spouses, jobs, and children.  He says people chant “Big Oil Sucks” because he embodies the success that they cannot achieve.  Then he calls out to the back for the ‘next nobody’ for him to destroy.

MATCH #1
Big Oil (R) w/Kirk Walstreit vs. Mitchell Parker

By day, Parker is an auto technician barely scraping enough money to make ends meet.

Big Oil toys with Parker for several minutes before putting him away with the Oklahoma Driller.

Post match, PBR…

PBR
Ht. 5-11, Wt: 205
HOME: Circleville, Ohio
FIN: Blue Ribbon Bash
MGR: Chief

…and Chief attacks Big Oil and Walstreit.  Walstreit destroys Chief with the Stock Market Plunge.  Big Oil beats PBR into a pulp and lays him out with the Oklahoma Driller.

Big Oil drags PBR to the ring apron while Walstreit sets up a table.  Big Oil sets for an Oklahoma Driller through the table when…

PCW Women’s Champion Valora Salinas (I)
HT: 5-9 WT: 165
HOME: South Central, California
FIN: Aztec Moonsault/Tequila Sunrise

…flies in and tasers Walstreit.  Big Oil drops PBR to the floor and menacingly moves towards Valora.  PCW Security run up from behind and grab the PCW Women’s champion.  Bad move.

Valora chews through PCW Security in no time but runs right into the right hand of Big Oil that latches around her throat.  Valora kicks and swings but Big Oil lifts her up in the air and chokeslams her through the table.

Suave: “HOLY CRAP!”

PCW Security recover and drag Valora to the back.

BACKSTAGE
John Creese and his Cobra Conservative gang (Johnny, Dutch, Tommy, and Jimmy) skulk around looking for PCW Champion Daniel-San (I).

Back in the ring, Newt Gingrich (R-GA) accuses front runner Mitt Romney (R-MA) of something so diabolical, so disturbing that it should disqualify him from the Republican race- he speaks French.

Even worse, says Gingrich- he speaks it fluently.

Gingrich: “Massachusetts moderate Mitt Romney will say anything to win, anything… And just like John Kerry, he speaks French too.”

Suave: “Well, I could think of worse things…”

Suave: “Exactly.”

MATCH #2- PCW Tag Team Title Match
‘The Self Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D) © vs. John and Ronnie Walker

The Walkers are both part of the working class middle class struggling to get by in an anemic economy.

Big Labor hits the Scabbuster on John Walker at the five minute mark to get the pin for the PCW Tag Team Champions.

Post match, Big Labor cuts a disingenuous heel promo about how, as the Self Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class, he hated to deliver the Scabbuster to a fellow middle class member.  Of course, if the Walkers were part of a union- that class A, asskicking, they just received would never had happened.  Big Labor says he’ll give Walkers a rematch any time, anywhere.

PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL) appears on the big screen and tells us that he’s has already booked the return match for Monday night on PCW Extreme Political TV.  It will be a no count out, no DQ match.  Big Labor smiles and both Walkers look scared shitless.  James the Jeep Worker offers a handshake.  John Walker reluctantly accepts.

BACKSTAGE
Democrat Leader Debbie Wasserman-Schultz talks with PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein about the one year anniversary of the Gabby Giffords shooting.

DWS: “We need to make sure that we tone things down, particularly in light of the Tucson tragedy from a year ago, where my very good friend, Gabby Giffords, who is doing really well by the way, and I know everybody is so thrilled, as I am, to hear that, making tremendous progress.  But the discourse in America, the discourse in Congress in particular, to answer your question, very specifically, has really changed. And I’ll tell you, I hesitate to place blame, but I have noticed it takes a very precipitous turn towards edginess and a lack of civility with the growth of the tea party movement.”

This brought out Republican leader Rance Priebus who accused Wasserman-Schultz of  recklessly connecting the tea party movement to a tragedy.

Priebus: “Schultz should apologize immediately for her reckless comments blaming the tea party for the horrific Tuscon shooting.”

Suave: “That’s Tucson.”

Priebus: “Oh.  Right.”

Then, American Heartlander Charlie Blackwell…

Charlie Blackwell
HT: 6′ 4″  WT: 215
HOME: New Braunfels, TX
FIN: Tazzmission (Katahajime)

…comes out with his Les Miserables and Tea Party members Average Joe, NRA, and ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay.

Blackwell: “Look in the mirror, Deb.  The desperation must be setting in the DNC and the facts just keep getting in your way.  You claim to be for ordinary Americans but your smear campaign against the Tea Party shows that you have to be in control no matter how many lies the DNC must invent against the Tea Party to delegitamize it.”

Wasserman-Schultz calls Blackwell is ‘symptomatic of the lack of civility in politics.’

Blackwell retorts that the Democrats are in the same big bed with their big time special interest groups as the Republicans are.  Priebus tries to interrupt but Blackwell cuts him off.  Blackwell accuses both parties of being responsible for the extreme incivility and that the American Heartland movement stands with the Tea Party for sticking up for average Americans.

Blackwell challenges any Republican and Democrat to a match…

Occupy Wall Street:
-Nate, HOME: Minneapolis, MN
-Shane, HOME: Newark, NJ
-Adam, HOME: New York City, NY

The OWS answer the call.  Nate, Shane, and Adam attack Blackwell.  Mike the Mechanic (American Heartland), Tequila Sheila, and the Tea Partiers in the ring make the save.

BACKSTAGE
Big Labor (D) and PCW Television Champion “The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) hold Valora Salinas while PCW Executive Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) and Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) stare at her.

Reid is about to strip her of the PCW Women’s title when PCW Champion Daniel-San (I) appeared in the ring and told them to stop.

Daniel-San: “All she wants is a chance at the PCW title.  And as the PCW Champion, I’m willing to give her a shot.”

Reid and Pelosi are stunned.  Daniel-San sets the match for next Saturday’s PCW South Carolina Slaughter show and says “may the best man…or woman win.”  Valora escapes from Big Labor and Chism and low bridges both men.  Reid and Pelosi run for it.

In the ring, Daniel-San soaks up the crowd’s applause- not seeing that John Creese and the Cobra Conservatives are sneaking up on him.  Creese signals his gang and they attack Daniel-San.  The Cobra Cons deliver a vicious beatdown of the PCW Champion until Valora hits the ring and makes the save.

Suave: “It’s set.  PCW Women’s Champion Valora Salinas will meet PCW Champion Daniel-San next Saturday for the PCW Title!

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