Goldman-Sach’s Fabrice Tourre- WTF?

From tonight’s PCW House Show in Battle Creek, Michigan…

Fabrice Tourre – “The whole building is about to collapse anytime now.  Only potential survivor, the fabulous Fab . . . standing in the middle of all these complex, highly leveraged, exotic trades he created without necessarily understanding all of the implications of those monstruosities!!!”

Crowd – BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Fabrice Tourre -“The mortgage business was totally dead, and the poor little subprime borrowers didn’t last too long!!!   I managed to dump some more of the worthless mortgage securities on the widows and orphans that I ran into at the airport.”

Crowd - BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Fabrice Tourre – “However, I deny categorically the SEC’s allegations and I will defend myself in court against these false claims.  I firmly believe that my conduct was correct.  So all of you can kiss my French a-”

*Def Leppard’s Rock, Rock Til You Drop begins to play*

Hold onto your hat, hold onto your heart
Ready, get set to tear this place apart
Don’t need a ticket, only place in town
That’ll take you up to heaven and never bring you down
Anything goes! Anything goes!

Tourre’s arrogant and haughty demeanor melts away as the Extreme Equalizer, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot makes his way down the aisle.  Tourre retreats to a corner.  WTF drops the chair and walks towards the short, slight Frenchman who looked as if he was on break college.  Tourre tries to talk his way out.  KICK (to the stomach)…WHAM (stunner)…MIDDLE FINGER (right hand)…and then a chairshot for good measure.

Rock! Rock! till you drop
Rock! Rock! never stop
Rock! Rock! till you drop
I say Rock! Rock! to the top

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