WTF: Wonkette Editor Addresses Story Mocking Handicapped Child at PCW House Show

And we’re off and running already…

Earlier tonight at a PCW house show in Mason City, Iowa, this took place:

Wonkette Editor Ken Layne is in the ring with writer Jack Steuf.

Layne:
Okay, people.  I want to address the recent post in Wonkette about Sarah Palin’s retarded- er…I mean handicapped child.

The fans boo Layne.

Layne:
Look, I have four kids myself and I wouldn’t want them mocked on the Internet by a bunch of cretins on the Internet. And that’s just one reason why I wouldn’t parade my children around in the media. What kind of mother does that?

In any case, Jack has been admonished and put on night probation until further notice. Anything involving Palin, I want to make it extra clear that *Palin* is the problem with America. Not her kids. Not her little kid, anyway. The older ones seem to be on their own path and you can’t really blame Sarah for it, although she certainly encourages the sleaziest possible behavior from her grown children, which is hardly a very “family values” thing to do. But as far as Jack’s future, a few months on the night shift  cleaning up the furious, ALLCAPS unmoderated Wonkette comments, without pay, should teach him a thing or two about writing stuff that confuses the target. Trig is cool with us. Sarah Palin, on the other hand, is a grave danger to America-

*Def Leppard’s ‘Rock, Rock Til’ You Drop blares*


‘The Extreme Equalizer’ Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

You got the look of a howlin’ wolf
I like it
The kind of eyes that could start a fire
Yes, I like it
A streetwise dynamo
I switch you on and I watch you go
A thrill to touch, you’re so hot
I’m coming for you ready or not

The crowd cheers as the Extreme Equalizer, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, runs to the ring and corners Layne and Steuf.

I’m gettin’ ready
Livin’ on the edge of a dream
Gettin’ ready, I’m gettin’ ready
Oh, switch on your lovin’ machine

WTF grabs Layne by his neck and chokeslams him to the mat.

Tear it down
There’s got to be a better way
Tear it down
I can’t wait another day
Tear it down
There’s got to be a better way
Tear it down
If only you could stay
All night long

Crowd:
PCW!…PCW!…PCW!…

Steuf attempts to beg off and backs into the corner.

THUMP

THUMP

THUMP-THUMP-THUMP

The crowd roared.

THUMP

THUMP

THUMP-THUMP-THUMP

The video screen goes to just outside a dressing room in the back. A police escort is waiting at the door. One of the policemen knocks on the door.

Policeman – Ms. Berg.   It’s time.

The door opens and four large male bodybuilding types walk out of the dressing room surrounding a petite woman, her male assistant, Jerry, and Daisy Cutter-Bomb.


Jill Berg (R) w/Daisy Cutter-Bomb

The crowd chants “JILL-BERG…JILL-BERG…”

THUMP

THUMP

THUMP-THUMP-THUMP

“JILL-BERG…JILL-BERG…”

The procession emerges from the back and starts their way down the ramp. The male assistant has a microphone and a portable tape recorder.  He flips it on.

“JILL-BERG…JILL-BERG…”

THUMP

THUMP

THUMP-THUMP-THUMP

The group then continues towards the ring leaving the police escort behind.

THUMP

THUMP

THUMP-THUMP-THUMP

“JILL-BERG…JILL-BERG…”

Jill Berg and Daisy Cutter-Bomb in the ring.

Jill Berg:
What a shining example of just how low our alleged political discourse has sunk. Apparently, it’s now not enough to completely dehumanize someone like the left has done with Sarah Palin.  No, no, let’s mock her handicapped child, too.  Several jokes about the kid’s Downs Syndrome, huh?  Real nice.  People like Palin are the problem with America?  Bullshit!  People like you are the problem with America.  Sexist hypocrites who hide behind the Progressive label and claim to be better than the Sarah Palins of this world- you are the problem.

Berg launches herself at Steuf and spears him.  Then she Jackhammer Slams Steuf to the mat.

Jill Berg:
So, let’s see: Palin has a child who is serving honorably in the US military, she has 2 daughters that are underage- one who is working hard to raise her own daughter, and Trig.  And they are the ones who are supposedly “sleazy”?   So much for being better than conservatives- the so called liberal civility.

Buzzsaw kick by Berg.

Then Daisy gets her hands on Wonkette’s editor Ken Layne.  She lifts him up- Daisy Cutter PowerBomb!

Crowd: “PCW!…PCW!…PCW!”

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